Wildlife attacks you

>The last video game character
I don't know who that is

i fucking hate republicans so fucking much

Link to uncropped one?

me on the top

chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/14102396

me holding the camera, I'm a mildly successful pig farmer

>wildlife is chill with you

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Mmm pork

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based croc

>twitter memes

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capybara thread

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my son told me I could find fun memes here. This place is fun. He told me I needed a picutre to post.
haha.hope you don't "troll" me too hard.

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30-50 opossums are charging you and you need to hug them in the 5 minutes, what do you do?

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Trick question. I T-pose and they're more likely to hug me.

post son's feet

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The only opossums I see in my area are dead ones
Like, actual dead ones
I can tell they're dead because flies swarm them and come out of their mouths

Find Jesus, escape this prison.

Twitter is a blight but I love this meme.

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So you want to kill innocent little pigs just because there's a lot of them?

Can someone explain me what's going on with boars?

I once saw a possum on my sidewalk
I waited a few hours to check back and see if it would get up and leave
Turns out it was actually dead
The next day it was already rotting
When I got done with my walk a buzzard was actually picking at it
My neighbor claimed to have seen two

>innocent
They're an invasive species ruining the forest

The only way to kill a sounder is to trap and eliminate the whole sounder. This means ensnaring mamma, daddy, kids, the whole hog if you excuse my little joke. And then enacting a onsite cull and wholesale slaughter. Anything less will likely result in the sounder splitting and re-breeding meaning two new families doubling your trouble. You need to slaughter wholesale or not at all, and also make sure that you are complete.

A guy made a silly reason for owning an assault rifle, Twitter jumped on it.

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If America could wipe out an entire species of locust and pigeon, a bunch of pigs shouldn't be a problem with today's minds

>Please bring me 10 boar testicles and I'll reward you for it.
If Gordon Ramsay says their are good, the oughta be good.

Feral hogs are a problem but assault rifles are a terrible way of handling them because the moment they hear the sound, they scatter
Pigs are smart

[21st century schizoid man]
guns roar
bullets soar
kids are lying on the floor
hogs keep coming by the score
30 TO 50 FERAL HOGS

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>If America could wipe out an entire species of locust and pigeon,
That was over the course of a long time. And these are introduce pigs. You're pig ignorant and an idiot.

I like that it (generally) wasn't really mean-spirited either. Most of it was just a genuine chuckle at a goofy statement, not trying to dunk on the guy.

with my ak47 aint going to happen bruh they be dead LIKE YOU SO SHUT UP

now i gotta go to eat my strawberry ice cream so fuck off nigger and and fuck yall short poo nigger losers and iam out

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woah bro chill out jaguar
there's like fish in the water and stuff you can get

sco pa tu ma naa?

40% of trannies commit suicide.

But Capybara are fish.

that's why you either use a can or hunt them with a vehicle in huge open fields

He even has a hog as his profile picture.

Yeah, they innocently destroy the wildlife as well as crops, and charge at you with less provocation than a bear.
Boars are more resilient than pigeons. For one, they hide in the shrubbery, and are not flying in the middle of the sky, and it takes more than a BB to kill them.

Reminder that Drumpf hates you fags, which is reason enough to stop supporting him.

Feral hogs are very dangerous if they get full grown. They're miniature water buffalo.

>walking through town
>suddenly, enter combat

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post hog

Easily

youtube.com/watch?v=vAfJG1PMjbY

the tweet is old enough to have been auto-tuned, remixed, re-re-mixed, optioned for a movie, had scandal that got the movie cancelled, had a petition to get the move made, and then the dude who made the tweet was contacted and he told every to fuck off because this is the first he heard of that stupid shit since he sent the tweet. The life of the media cycle is crazy

god i hate mutts so much
like every single problem they have their tiny brain could only possibly resolve using guns, hope this guys kids gets eaten by wild hogs
god i hate mutts, can't wait for russian to finally nuke them all

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RUN YOU LITTLE BASTARDS RUN

animemaru.com/op-ed-guns-are-the-only-way-to-stop-the-30-50-feral-hogs-terrorizing-my-village/

>trap them
>Free pork chops for months
They need to be culled because if they break in and fuck other piggies their offspring get skittish and act just like them

Wild boars are based. Cheap, delicious dinner wherever I catch one In my property

youtube.com/watch?v=ZXZOw0lwnKI

FUCK DOGS AND FUCK BOARS AAAAAAAAA

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What's the meat like compared to farmed pigs?

I was reading somewhere else that guns aren't even effective against boars and you need to blow the fuckers up.

twitter.com/KaiserNeko/status/1158662719605792768

the lion shall lay down withe lamb, and the capybara shall lie down with the gator.

catholic church please leave

Hey hey you gotta lot of nerve /an/ posting on my turf fuccboi.

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How else would you deal with hogs?
Because even in Europe that's how farmers deal with it and boars.

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nice

Greedy fish

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>open console
>Kill_IDH0G

Problem solved

Nah, you just need bigger dakka. They might seem small game but they're end+str pures.

personally I prefer the McChicken.

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Dog bless

Traps designed to catch them all at once

Guns just scare them off, killing a few means they'll split and breed faster

>spoonfeeding.webm

This doesn't rhyme at all
this is also isn't a haiku

How the hell do they know where to cross?

This is a facebook tier meme

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motherfucking rhenoplos

Fuck I just saw a guy that looked like that fish on a line at McDonalds

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Survival of the fittest, using the crosswalk increases their chances of passing on their genes and memes

>wildlife lures you

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>city liberals thought hogs were a joke
Honestly, I don't get how these people are so out of touch.

Animals have brains too, they watch and learn.

I don't want to hug a rat-kangaroo that is hissing at me and has jagged teeth

God, I hate that gimmick

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>not fucking mcchickens

post koi

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Can I see more pictures of Brindle
give me the full

Bro not cool, just cuz they're monkies doesnt mean you can call them wildlife.

it's cause they're fags who've never had an honest day's work

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More like angry Africans attack you. Fuck those camps and their regeneration rate

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I don't remember there being any hostile wildlife in 2
Running over zebras was fun though

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Can I get a quick rundown on this spicy new meme?

Nevermind found it

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>assault rifle

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I know who really wrote this one

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Why are you replying to me

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farmers need guns to kill stampedes of hogs, cityfags don't believe hogs can fuck up a farm or cause harm so they mock the farmer.

we just need to kill dem hogs man.

It wasn't what I wanted, but the show wasn't that bad.
Better than Harg Nallin' whatever the fuck that shit was after.
Except my Dog is a ghost. That was pretty good

It was a mistake user

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Even WaPo did an article about how you need a big gun to kill hogs and everyone has been trying to kill them and how they'll evade traps and shit. Shall not be infringed.

>"wildlife" immigrates to el paso and forms 85% of the population

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Wild pigs/boars taste disgusting from all the crap they eat, they're only worth killing to cull their numbers.

I enjoyed it for what it was. BARBADOS

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As an outsider, the American Gun debate seems really inane and pointless. The time for gun control in the United States came and passed in the 1980s, there's far, far too many in circulation to realistically restrict them. To those thinking they can disarm 200-250 million people, I wish them luck, because I wouldn't do it.

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>a bunch of pigs shouldn't be a problem with today's minds

You'd be fucking surprised, also generally exterminating species, even shit like mosquitoes and whatnot can have extreme repercussions on the longrun. Thats why you thin the sounders instead of killing them all. Have two dozen pigs in the forest instead of a thousand that spill out into the suburbs and trample agricultural fields and gore tourists.

A fucking wild boar can easily slaughter a man. The dude that caused this meme was not only dead serious but 100% right. In my country semiautomatic weapons arent legal to own so how forest caretakers do it is they round up a small army of hunters, about 70-80 and post them up on towers all over the forest and keep them there for like a week shooting everything, even then boars remain a menace and gore people all the time, or cause accidents, and destroy property.
And worst off you cant even eat most of them because game meat is rife with parasites and infections (though it tastes great).

And its really the best option to cull them because if you don't they'll turn a forest into a prairie in a year and then destroy every field all over and wander all over highways. Then finally famine will cull them.

He is right though, also assault rifle is a meme. An "assault rifle" is any rifle that can switch between multiple firing modes. Automatic guns are illegal in almost every state of the US anyway.

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Not a single soul:

rural Americans: bUt WhAt AbOuT mUh GuNz!!1!

have you ever seen a feral hog, brendon
theyre like normal hogs, but feral, and they roam in 30-50 hog packs
if i had kids, and i dont, brendon, i’d need to save them in 3-5 minutes
im letting you know i bought an assault rifle, brendon
in case i did have kids i wanted to protect

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Pray to god you will never meet a wild chimp.

>hellets

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>he hasn't played the final video game

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Cabela's Pig Game Hunter

>you can clearly see the pig, but the croc's already invisible
Holy fuc-

We can absolutely do something about it. The NRA buying every Republican in power is what stops anything from actually happening. The House just passed a bill on more in-depth background checks and the senate, specifically Mitch McConnell, is stalling and will not allow it to be even brought up for a vote. This has happened countless times, in a myriad of different areas like healthcare and election security, the House will pass numerous bi-partisan bills that McConnell will refuse to even entertain because he's a piece of human filth.

He straight-up said his greatest achievement during his tenure as a public servant was unconstitutionally blocking President Obama's supreme court nominee for a full year. Not something he did that positively impacted people's lives, no, it was being a partisan, self-interested piece of garbage and taking a giant shit all over our constitution.

And no one with a brain advocates for taking literally every gun away anyway, its not possible and its unconstitutional.

>regular /an/ threads on Yea Forums

fucking based

>sensiblechuckle.gif

In my city boars are pretty darn common. They friggin even go on walks through the city at night.

>The House just passed a bill on more in-depth background checks and the senate

You don't even want to ask for IDs from voters in your own elections. Who are you kidding?

>Traps designed to catch them all at once
and how do you design a trap to capture 30 feral hogs? You also don't seem to know that pigs are intelligent so any trap you set might fail to even capture just one

Please don't post my pigwife in these disgusting, racist threads.

Aren't most guns used in homicides already illegal though? How would changing the law impact that?

Have some bears user.

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>Traps designed to catch them all at once

I'm trying to wrap my mind over a trap that can catch and hold half a hundred half-a-ton+ weight boars.

Off topic phenomenon

So normal folks can't defend themselves when pointed with a gun.

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Their idea is that if they're harder to get, criminals will get them harder too. Which might be right. And then the stabbings, rammings and bombings will increase.

>B-b-b-but ILLEGAL VOTERS :(((((

Literally a fantasy

There were four instances of voter fraud committed in 2016

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youtube.com/watch?v=rsFXhGoDnW0

>and how do you design a trap to capture 30 feral hogs?
youtube.com/watch?v=QFUNXKATbJg

>How would changing the law impact that?
It would increase the number of homicides, since law-abiding citizens wouldn't be able to defend themselves.

Yea Forums is just twitter screencap: the board now, might as well ape their memes while they're at it.

>wildlife only attacks on the mobile version of the game

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Good luck putting those up in the middle of a woodland.

>wildlife attacks you
Name twenty thousand games that do this

youtube.com/watch?v=rsFXhGoDnW0

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>Literally a fantasy

You tried to convince people for four years that Putin and Trump are homosexual lovers and Russia took over the US by installing Trump via online hacking.

Its all so tedious.

Not him but that's irrelevant to the topic and even then neither a matter of life or death or even a massive issue.
Though statistically speaking, this "debate" always happens around a tragic but statistically irrelevant spectacle. Mass shootings and "Assault Weapons" are a tiny portion of gun deaths.

What a retard.

So clear some of it out?

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did he died?

no

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assault rifles are already illegal. Congress is calling everything that is semiauto an assault weapon now. God i wish you niggers would read a book or play video games fuck social media.

>Good luck putting those up in the middle of a woodland.
What would stop a mechanical trap from working in the middle of a woodland?

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hahaha ebin

then why would voter id be a problem if no illegals will be rounded up

we need an ID to buy alcohol and yet not one for voting, really makes you think

It will be legal in Texas to shoot hogs from helicopters

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>I'll ignore everything Trump himself has said and done because he's my hero and he will save America

cute!

CUTE!

This is funny because it kind of makes it seem like the hogs are hunting this guy's kids.

i thought i was getting strong as fuck then a boar just one shot me anyway earlier today in nier automata

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BABBEHS
NUUUUUUUUUU

Illegal Mexicans walking into a voting booth and voting 5 times is a fantasy

Literally every US intelligence agency maintains, with proof, that Russia attempted to and was successful in influencing voters with propaganda and targeted misinformation with the intent to sway the election, and that they will and are doing it again. All while senate republicans block election security bills, this is an abdication of their duty at best and treason at worst.

Is that a juvenile bear? The size difference looks too large.

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Do you any idea how much semen pigs can eject into a female?
A lot, trust me.

Because as the Republicans themselves have admitted the only reason they want Voter ID is to help them gerrymander and prevent people from voting, like how the head of ICE admitted on video that the reason people are kept locked in cages with little food or water or basic sanitation is "The cruelty is the point".

iirc its a really old bear who's at the end of his life.
And the size difference is correct, walruses are the largest carnivora on the planet, after all.

>YOOOOOU PERSONALLY DID THIS
Fuck off. That "argument" doesn't discredit anything.
Only retards thought the muh rushan bots were real.

The pigs worries are over. Try not to be jealous

What do you do when you have the sounder caged? Long sharp stick? Dudes with a rife? Poisoned food and throw the bodies onto the composting pile?

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man, that's old

Westfall Stew is back on the menu, boys.

based boomerphant

YOGI NO

Russia has a smaller economy than Italy and a military weaker than the United Kingdom's

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Voting is a right, alcohol is not

It disenfranchises lower-income voters, many of whom work multiple jobs and cannot necessarily take time off to jump through these hoops, by being intentionally time-consuming and cumbersome because republicans know most non-whites don't vote for them. Same reason they draw up districts like this, to make sure people that don't vote for them do not have the opportunity to oust them from power.

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Let me guess. He survived it

Imagine unironically arguing that its more likely that an entire election was orchestrated by a foreign nation then the same person voting more then once in multiple places.

No

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>Erdrick
Shits easy

Buddy cop movie when?

Delete this

I was playing GTA and I have the minigun so its good, no worries.

Yes, because it happened, we have proof

lmao, those same russians that had twitterbots spread memes, and paid maybe 10,000 dollars into the campaign????

hilary did not even rally in the blue wall that gave trump the election, you really think those coal miners, blue-collar people voted against hilary because of fucking memes?

you are the biggest dipshit kill yourself

I thought you Republicans were supposed to be against Russia and communism, yet you cheer when Trump thanks Russia for their help, on camera, and then asks them to do it again in 2020.

Jaguar confirmed pure evil

>It disenfranchises lower-income voters

I didn't know a personal idea costs hundreds of dollars in the US. I'm an european so I wouldn't know, we get our IDs when we're kids and its like less then a dollar to renew it every 8 years or so.

>that splash at the end
Gets me every single time.

It's easier to work behind the scenes than in front of it

The DNC info came from an employee there, as Wikileaks stated. The people forcing the Russia stuff are angry political camps who tried to prevent Trump from becoming president.

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I'm not a Republican, I'm not even american. But I didn't know the US and Russia were at war.

>B-b-b-but HILLARY!

Stop denying reality, why have republicans completely abdicated their alleged values and core beliefs?

We currently have a republican president and senate who KNOW Russia influenced our election but choose to do nothing about it because they benefit from it. That is treason.

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Well maybe if you had voter IDs it wouldn't be so easy.

Holy shit. It is a bigger, meaner cat

What's up with Americans being afraid of boars lately?
Yea Forums isn't the only place where board that acts like they are super intelligent apex predators.
Did someone get knocked off his scooter by a horde or something?

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you can literally go onto the california jury duty roll calls and see that non-citizens have voted every year

its really easy, they dont even ask for a proof of ID, just confirmation if you live in your current address which is usually just a yes or no

poor people dont vote anyways, you can give voter ID's out for free like many states give driver licenses to illegals

Guns or explosives, poison takes too long.

>yeah you keep walking

Aren't guns a poor choice because pigs scram the moment they hear the sound?

Because the "election influence" was a bunch of facebook ads. It happens all the time and done by everyone. There are more media campaigns outsourced to India but the rhetoric isn't "India hacked the election!"

As for Republican values, why do you assume only republicans vote for Trump? Trump is the only actual liberal president in living history.

That won't happen because that's not the point of having the IDs. The point is to discourage non-white voters who will not vote republican, because republicans know they're outnumbered.

There were four documented cases of voter fraud in 2016. Its a scare tactic, its a political tool.

Where the hell is this

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Literally no other way, even the big cage traps that don't really work in most environments, what do you think happens with the caged pigs?

I mean I guess you could stone them if you're feeling islamic or throw molotovs at them but I think shooting them is more humane.

because they didnt influence shit, they bought such a miniscule amount of ads, which was dwarfed in comparison to the hundreds of millions of ads that hilary spent you were more likely to have been bombarded with hiliary ads than russian or trump ads
we know big tech meddles in the election and skews democrat

thats my point, russians or not, hiliary would have lost because she is a bad politician and people were disillusioned over obama

Based /an/on

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>you can give voter ID's out for free like many states give driver licenses to illegals
But they won't, because the point is to keep certain people from voting

D'OH
D'OH
D'OH

We've ALWAYS been enemies, you ignorant twit.

what the fuck

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Nah, bears are pretty chill. Being omnivores takes a lot of the edge off their murdering instincts.

Games with this feel?

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s.
You'd be better served pointing out that there is voter fraud even in countries that have voter ID then pretend its not a common tactic in every election.

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Well you need the traps, if you just shoot one or two the rest scatter and you've made the problem worse.

>You are over-encumbered .

Source?

that escalated rapidly

Faggots want to get rid of our guns because they serve no purpose but when Farmer John tells them that he needs them to protect his farm they go into an autistic rage

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Must suck being a jingoist.

>only four instances of it happened in 2016
"YOU LIARS IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME YOU ARE THE TRUE ENEMIES MAGA!!"

but you see, democrats should center the debate around that, give voter id laws but only if it was super easy to grab

instead they pull the
>muh poor people
and dont want ANY ID laws

inkbunny.net/s/1647005-p3-#pictop

>Its okay that Russia committed an act of aggression against our democracy because b-b-b-but Hillary
Why are republicans suddenly okay with dictators and shitting all over the constitution?

Russia

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You can shoot them when they're all inside the trap and they won't be able to escape, unless they're somehow so strong that you tear through the iron bars like tinfoil.

>it's fine when humans do it!

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Explosives will wreck your cage surely. I don't think you're actually someone who has used this system.

>Reps want ids to prevent niggers from voting
>Dems want open borders for free beaner votes
its all so tiresome

STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME SOUND LIKE A JAGOFF YOU GODDAMN SPLICERS

I mean you're not hurrying with any proof of your claims.

And I'm certain your country is friends with everyone else.

>We should have voter IDs
We should have gun IDs, you must verify to the government's satisfaction that you are eligible to own a gun

>tfw superior animal

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at least we know we're doing it

Yeah, people who aren't American citizens.

It's practically vintage around these parts.

>if we continue to ignore Trump admitting it himself then we can keep pushing this narrative

If a nigger can afford crack and guns they can afford a 2$ voter idea.

>Just says the same thing twice

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Sorry, that's much too reasonable a law to have in place. You must be a foreign agent.

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It is. Unironically it is.

>Saying it twice magically makes it not true

>NO.
>I don't want that.

because you framed the conversation that russia cost hillary the election when its just not the case
also doesnt help when we had four years of this bullshit russia-gate nonsense

there are multiple problems with our election system, two parties, foreign lobbying, yes even foreign influence but dont try and say that russia is the big bad when the saudis are a worse case of influence on our politics

>GTA Online
I turn them into ground pork with my Gusenberg

>6'1"
>5'11"

God I wish that were me

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snacc

>Trump is the only actual liberal president in living history
According to which other country's definition, and when did walling off your own country, treating your allies like shit while fellating dictators and tyrants, divorcing your wives when they stop being attractive, lusting after your own daughter, and spending more time rage-tweeting than governing become a liberal thing?

Please link to Trump saying he is a Russian intelligence agency asset and that he was only elected because of Putin.

>I reject your reality and substitute my own!

Nice.

no we wanted elaboration the first time and you did no such thing. Fuck off lib

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>russia cost hillary the election
It really did. If she said "my first act is to give those RUSKIE FUCKS A NAPALM ENEMA, LETS STORM THE FUCKING EMBAASY RIGHT NOOOOOOOW" she'd have won.

>tfw you will never live in Texas and have an endless supply of free pork at you doorstep

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Swans are assholes, seagulls are assholes, this pleases me.

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Because eight years of a black man running the country shattered their brains so thoroughly all they want now is America's complete destruction as their revenge. Funny thing is they'll wear shirts proudly proclaiming that they love Russia and would rather be Russian than Democrat then lie to your face that they oppose Russia.

>According to which other country's definition, and when did walling off your own country, treating your allies like shit while fellating dictators and tyrants, divorcing your wives when they stop being attractive, lusting after your own daughter, and spending more time rage-tweeting than governing become a liberal thing?

You mean protecting property rights, making peace, not adhering to abrahamic religious conventions, being sex positive and actually interacting with the populace and using modern conveniences? Gee.

But I could turn the question on you, since when is segregation, suppression of free speech and eroding individual liberty liberal?

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Why are birds so fucking stupid?

I bet the police pays that tiger to get people speeding and they share the fine revenue

Because it's so small and worthless nobody cares about it?

>divorcing your wives when they stop being attractive, lusting after your own daughter
N-no delet this r-right now! He's the christian savior president we sorely needed! He will return our country to the good ol jesus days.

YOU'RE GONNA GET ME TAKEN OFF THE AIR

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fuck off, people are tired of intervening with the worlds bullshit

let the eu kill themselves over russian and china
when are we going to get a politician that really puts america first?

He wouldn't know, he's larping.

>because you framed the conversation that russia cost hillary the election when its just not the case
Nope, you did that, I said nothing about Hillary until you brought that cunt up.

Russia attacked our democracy and will do it again, plain and fucking simple, and republicans in power are doing absolutely nothing about it because they benefit from it at best or risk being voted out for displeasing the MAGAts. You are supporting and defending literal traitors, your conservative ancestors are spinning in their graves. I certainly hope none of them served in the military, because they'd spit on you if they could see the shit you're defending right now.

no bulling!

Why are they so close? Don't they have poisonous saliva besides being strong and fast as fuck?

how the fuck do you even evolve like this
neither christcucks nor evolutionists can provide a good anwer

Wildlife is far more dangerous then most city people realize, Boars in particular, where i live they get "Emergency" hunted fairly often since they are devastating if left unchecked and have no qualms about attacking humans.

Tastes damn good though, like most "wild" meats do, so frankly i consider it win-win.

No, we're just not warmongers. Why do you associate worth with conflict and war though? I was joking when I called you a jingoist but I'm not sure now.

>CHA build

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You do, though?
You have to give an ID and your SSN and get a background check, amongst other things.
In California you can vote with a utility bill and nothing else.

I feel like I can take down 1 comodo dragon if I had a bat

I would just crack it's skull open when I got the chance, just gotta swing really hard

Yea Forums have way better /an/ threads than /an/ itself.

Fucking based, that duck probably had massive rage built up from all the times it's been raped.

BABE NOOOO

I like how you're liberal but also pro war.

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>Faggots want to get rid of our guns
A tiny minority of extremists, actually, but you keep up your persecution complex and NRA-funded panics if it makes you feel better.

Holy fuck that's vicious

Theyre smarter than some humans

youtube.com/watch?v=OOjXaAZHEQE

The voter fraud republicans claim took place and the degree to which it persisted that you're parroting is a literal fabricated fantasy.

>brennancenter.org/analysis/debunking-voter-fraud-myth

God i wish that were me

And then you die from their venom after you get scratched. Fun fact, komodo dragons are extremely venomous.

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fucking brilliant

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>a black man running the country

>NOOOOOOOOO NON-WHITES NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why are conservatives so easily triggered by non-whites?

Why are there polar bears in Russia

>twitter meme

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It's just gonna put it back into the water... right ;_;

Random chance then passing on the genes over time.

If that dragon got even the slightest bite thought the skin, the deer would have died in a slow, painful and rotting death from necrotising fasciitis.

>pro war
lolwut?

That doesn't sound like the Twitter I know.

it's the only mammal predator that eats crocs and gators

NRA are cucked niggers that are trying to tear our rights from inside out

Those poor, stubby legs.

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They're not venomous, its bacteria. They bite you and the wound is immediately infected.

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I smash them with a hammer like anyone else who has actually had to deal with possums would

Adorable

Videogame journalists aren't human.

There has always been polar bears in Russia.

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>the jews selling everyone guns want people to buy less guns
Retard.

>a dozen Facebook ads have more influence than some of the biggest corporations on Earth constantly spewing left wing peopaganda and censoring or suppressing opposing thought in every form of media

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every time I see hyenas with humans I'm surprised how fuckhuge they are

They're not though thats why conservatives don't use blacks as talking points most of the time.
Democrats, the US liberal party is unironically racist, they were the segregationists three generations ago, something people conveniently forget. Hell Lincoln wanted to round up all negros and deport them to Africa after the war.

Republicans just dont fucking care about blacks or any other race. If they're content with exterminating themselves in ghettos then the problem is resolved, if they crawl out of the murk the problem is also resolved.

But the places with the most black deaths by violence and most black poverty are all, ALL, without fault democrat bastions and have been for decades.

"the pig's struggles are over now, try not to be jealous."

that seagull lived and just flew away afterwards
youtube.com/watch?v=68dRNZV0nW0

mother nature think she slick

because it is in the arctic circle?

Did dabs before they were cool.

Is there an rpg that DOESN'T have this as a quest

You know hogs are omnivorous and are opportunistic hunters right?

Oh my gosh.

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They're venomous user.
nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/5/komodo-dragon-venom/

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Are you serious?

is this the video games thread?

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dab on the gators

clever girl

>teehee random chance I evolve this tongue your anus-tier mouth

fuck off mouthbreather, the only thing that randomly evolved was your sheer stupidity

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the scary thing is that something that hunts deer also hunts small humans, especially children.

>MUH FREES PEACH
>WHY CANT I YELL NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER WTF Y PEOPLE GET MAD >:((((((

You can't even post a good Costanza, that shit is tired

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hehehe komodo dragons are so goofy

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it was proven they actually do have venom glands awhile ago

Why are Americans so retarded that some guy's Tweet becomes national news.

Repubs like to close down nearby accessible places to do that. So you might have to drive 60 plus miles to get to the nearest district. They did it in alabama in 2016

>Its the DEMS who are ACKSHUALLY racists!1!!

You're fooling no one but your fellow MAGApedes

Redditourists are beyond delusional.

>wildlife fucks you

Rent free

Serves that little rhino right for getting too close to the eggs

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You have no idea.
youtube.com/watch?v=fmwC9HzcWbQ

>another boar hate thread
this is what I crave

Holy shit. That's actually really fucking interesting. You really do learn something new every day.
Thanks for the fact, /an/on.

Hey man some video games are super complicated so I can sort of understand the journalist

Fighting games are complicated, MMOs where you have to remember all these cooldowns and shit are complicated

If I could be an animal I think hippo would be well up there. All they do is eat and sleep. They also seem pretty chill

I don't understand where the meme came from that capybara are "friends" with every other animal. I'm pretty sure they just have no threat response or survival instinct and that's why you see pictures of them standing next to things that would eat them if they were hungry.

A non sequitur strawman. You sure showed me.
It's be refreshing if you guys could argue in good faith for even one second.

Can't you just do it in mayoral offices like here in the EU? Getting a personal ID here is literally like 5 mintues and about a dollar in cost. Really you mostly just have to get your picture taken. I can't believe this is so inhumanly difficult.

that shit is CLEAN

Opossums are harmless though.

because what they did, are what countless foreign countries do except those countries have viable impact on our govt such as israel and the saudis

google is more of an attack on our democracy than russia, thats why this whole conversation about meddling is right but steered to the biggest fall guy

I've seen a mother duck charge and attack an otter before and win. They have no fear

Don't forget "we'll have those niggers voting Democrat for 50 years."
They were always the race baiters, they just pivoted.

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Would those be the same intel agencies that assured us Saddam had WMDs?

Thought so.

>kill all your villagers

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"There's a boar coming Ned."

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>watch this and think it's cute but remember a hyena could kill me if it wanted to

What do you call this feeling? I feel anxious

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>me after nofap for a week

A lot of things can kill you user.

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>pretty chill
You know absolutely nothing about hippos, do you? They are absolutely fucking psychotic, they are not chill in the slightest.

>hippos
>chill

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>Are you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go ape shit?

Nice counter. However

telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/8319858/Abraham-Lincoln-wanted-to-deport-slaves-to-new-colonies.html

Kennedy was assassinated literally for going against his party on segregation.

Most places where blacks suffer are ran by democrats.

Its not really racism but its not in the interest of democrats to actually make blacks equal to whites, its better if they're lesser and can be championed for.

Haha look at him go!

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You go to the local courthouse or a designated government outpost. It's not hard and it costs next to nothing.
Worst thing is you have to wait in line. Don't listen to those who insist it's an ordeal.

Yes, and most guns in murders are handguns. Not assault rifles. They want to ban assault rifles because it's harder to wage an insurgency guerilla war with just handguns. School shootings and shit are just a meme, it's the tool used to get what they want, which is a populace more vulnerable to violence from the state.

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>they don't even bite the deer's neck so it stops moving and they can eat in peace, they let him rot and dice from their bites while slowly eating him alive
COLD AS ICE

Post picture of your pooper. Time stamped and sharpie in the butt. It’s the rules.

Well besides the mega-jaws and bloodthirsty retaliations they seem pretty chill

Hippos kill more people than any other animal in the world. They are vicious.

hippos fuck a lot of people up each year

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>It disenfranchises lower-income voters, many of whom work multiple jobs and cannot necessarily take time off to jump through these hoops

How the fuck are you getting a job if you don't have a picture ID? How is having a driver's license "jumping through a hoop?" Face it, the real reason people are against ID for voting is because everybody knows niggers and spics are just too fucking dumb to manage to get their license, and not needing an ID means more votes for democrats.

Oh I had no idea, but then again most animals do that, not just us

What happens if you stick your hand in there?

Just curious

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Expected other one to shit all over him

It would be extremely painful

what the hell, is this real?

You die

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Black bears are chill. A grizzly will murder you just because, especially if it's a mother and you accidentally find yourself within 5 miles of her cubs.

Hippos are the niggers of mammals.

Now he's dead, he doesn't even have a dick to stick things in and he died for that?

It is actually kind of known how it evolved. The tongue barb is a derivation of a tooth, composed of chitin, which itself is derived from sugars. The poison, conotoxin, is a peptide, which has many derivations from different mutations in different cone snails. Further proof of this evolution can be seen in that conesnail prey have adapted to specific conotoxins, making them immune to certain conesnails, but vulnerable to others, depending on the specific mutations of the conotoxin possessed.

I wonder how it tastes

You cannot because in republican-controlled states where these laws are being proposed, again, they intentionally make it difficult and extremely inconvenient to do so to reduce the turnout of minority lower-income voters.

For like the fifth time, the point of these proposed ID laws is not to secure our elections, its to disenfranchise certain people who do not vote republican.

Look at the recent controversy surrounding the citizenship question on our census. It is unconstitutional to ask if the person is a citizen, because the constitution states, in plain English, that the purpose is to count the number of persons, not strictly citizens. The supreme court found that the Trump administration had literally no justification for adding this question and ruled against it. Because its purpose is to discourage people who may not be citizens to answer the census, which in turn affects federal funding for that area. Fewer minorities and lower-income people answer, the areas in which they live get less funding for things like schools, infrastructure, etc.

I think it's an ant death spiral, where they play follow the leader until they collapse of exhaustion and all of them die.

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Doom guy just needs a single BFG shot to gib those porkies

You're a big guy.

>accidentally looks at his children after firing the shot
>melts all of his children

nice FF7 footage, how did you hide the menu and HUD?

>Don't listen to those who insist it's an ordeal.
Its an ordeal when republican-controlled states MAKE it an ordeal intentionally. That's the whole fucking point, jesus fucking christ.

>nytimes.com/2018/06/23/us/politics/voting-rights-alabama.html

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What happens if you just bite into this?

4U

LITERALLY FUCKING FLAWLESS. Elder god tier post. Criminally underrated but what do you expect from this zoomer fucking shithole.

Reminder that retards like and think they know better than guys like the one in the video

Yet Democrats never argue for making voter ID easier to get, only that it shouldn't exist.
No one outside of your bubble buys that regurgitated tripe.
If India can do it, we can too.

You really want to take on 30-50 wild board in a thuderdome?

>implying doom guy has kids
>implying doom guy looks away from gory explosions

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I would assume, like most jellyfish, it'd kill you

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The census question is perfectly valid. Again, it comes down to Democrats wanting to benefit from illegals. In this case for representatives.

bad fluffy

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I think that cat has autism.

WRONG
Pretty much any weapon that is fed bullets with a magazine is an "automatic" weapon. Look up the definition.

What you mean is "weapons capable of fully automatic fire." vs "weapons capable of semi-automatic fire."

Fucking dumb shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=k2mFvwDTTt0

Why are walrus tusks so long? Surely it makes trying to stab them into something a huge hassle.

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Video games for this feel?

you wouldnt understand considering you government probably doesnt let you even own knives

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Aren't owls extremely dumb even for birds?

There's been videos of voters being bussed in from other districts and even other states but it doesn't matter cuz muh collusion

>Don't listen to those who insist it's an ordeal.

>The year after the photo identification law took effect, the Alabama Law Enforcement Agency announced that it would close 31 driver’s license offices

>Of the 10 counties with the highest percentages of African-American voters, eight lost offices. Of the 10 counties with the lowest percentages, only three lost offices.

>A federal investigation found that the closings caused “a disparate and adverse impact on the basis of race.” Alabama reopened the offices and agreed to increase their hours in several majority-black counties.

>Asked in an interview Wednesday whether his office had found any noncitizens on Alabama’s voter rolls, Mr. Merrill said he was not aware of any.

>By November 2016, Alabama had at least 66 fewer polling places

>Daphne, a city of 26,000 near Mobile, eliminated three of its five polling places in 2016, disproportionately affecting one of two districts with a significant number of black voters. A Reuters investigation also found racially disparate closings in Georgia.

They introduce these laws then intentionally make it difficult for people to comply

nytimes.com/2018/06/23/us/politics/voting-rights-alabama.html

Fuck off

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because they don't make the IDs available to groups of people whose votes they don't want to count. Look up Jim Crow and "poll taxes" and you'll figure it out. Same old shit you racists have been pulling for decades.

"Retaliations?"
If you come within 200 feet of a hippo's riverbank, its bullet-proof fat ass will come charging at you at 60 feet per second.
Hippos mark their territory with the blood of everything else that used to live there.

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t.coastal liberal idiot

Walrus use their tusks for ... resting on ice, showing off to ladies, maybe digging up clams.

Russia is big, it even has T-I-G-E-R-S.

>lol dude trust me i saw a youtube video

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the intelligence of a general American populace.

they are far from bullet proof