ITT: We pretend its 2001 and Melee was just released

64 was better.

The fuck is Marth?

I'm watching this thread.

THIS MESSAGE CAN ONLY BE SEEN FROM THE FUTURE: don't you fucking dare spoil Smash Ultimate's roster you peice of shit, if you do, i will cause a time paradox so big, not even Steve from Minecraft will be there.

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So many children have just been brainwashed into never bathing again.

>board the platforms gone
>Pichu, Falco/Ganons are lazy clones, fucking Dr. Mario, Y O U N G L I N K
>2 (two) japs stole slots from Dedede and Little Mac to promote a GBA game
>holy shit these graphics are pretty good for 2001

Anyone know how to unlock Toad? My friend at school said he unlocked him but wont tell me how

GUYS YOU CAN GET SONIC IN CRUEL SMASH. JUST BEAT 20 GUYS :DDDDDD

It's getting stinky in here...

Eat a dick, you lying sack of shit. I beat 30 and all I got was Funky Kong.

So i was messing with my date settings and went 18 years forward. i forgot to change back, but when i did,
's message got this extra thing.

What the hell is a "Steve from Minecraft" and is smash ultimate the 3rd smash games name?

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Hey, if you shoot all the credits in the end credits you unlock Toad!

Whoa, Dr. Mario, Falco, and Young Link? I never would have expected these characters, this is so cool!

That actually was my reaction as a kid, wish I were still that easily impressed honestly

If you airdodge near the ground rapidly, you can move pretty fast, i wonder if more people will use this?

Holy shit why is Marth's grab range so stupid.

hey Andrew, sure I'd love to come over and play the new Nintendo game with you! haha this is great you're the best cousin ever, surely nothing will ever change our relationship haha

Holy shit guys Sonic's in this game
You just need to get 10 KOs in Cruel Melee I just unlocked him

Why didn't they add Wario?

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'sup guys, just got out of the store with my shiny new copy of melee

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I was unironically hyped as fuck for Falco and Dr. Mario when I was younger, despite being obvious clones - now I don't think Dr. Mario is too necessary, but I still like Falco despite wanting him to be even more different

Who are those two random anime swordsmen? They don't even fit with the mario universe.

I'm not even born and what is this? kek

You gotta be 18 to post on Yea Forums faggot

Is it much to ask for Snake from metal gear? I mean, Sakurai and Kojima ARE good friends?

It would be cooler if Sony had made it. Imagine Solid Snake fighting Cloud Strife!

This is 4channel you dumb fuck. It’s sfw and you don’t need to be 18 anymore read the rules

>4channel
what the fuck is a "4channel"? this is Yea Forums you doink!

Did u suck Andrew's dick?

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Aight, if that shit was on that Triple, aight, Super Smash Brothers be gettin' like Dre, Tupac, Biggie, Nas, aight? Lil Jon - Super Smash Brothers nigga - that shit would be ballin' as shit if it was on that Triple! Def Jam Brothas, alright? Where you get all them niggaz and you fight each other, you fight!

Will Banjo-Kazooie be hard to unlock in this game

Where my Mr. game and chads at?

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I didn't have a G&W, but I played the G&W Gallery games on gameboy, so I was actually very excited to play him. Literally the only one of my friends who recognized him.

how the fuck are you guys unlocking stuff so fast, I can't even beat the event match you have to only kill nana

My friend said there’s no rare characters at all besides donkey kong

how do I unlock metal mario?

How do i get mew/celebi?

Sorry nintendobabies but Sony still has the better game

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Man, what the fuck is a marth

Who is this “Marth”?
What’s a “Roy”?