HOLY FUCKING SHIT. COD WON

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Sounds like she wants a baby. Give her one, user

>he doesnt play on Vet
granted Vet has been pussy baby shit for like 10 years now

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Kill youself dumb zoomie

Jebaited

So the two shooters few days back got early access?

Tamagotchi lives ain't free, they need to be protected and sustained by the blood of many.

So it's essentially a feature trying to bait people to play every day? Some shit like you gotta get x kills every day for your tamagotchi to not die and probably there's some rewards for keeping it alive long enough

$5 to resurrect your dead tommygotcha

>the villain nukes a city to keep his tamagotchi alive

FUCK you're right. I was already let down that it was only for multiplayer, but now I know there's a sinister reason for it. Another shit CoD for 7 years in a row

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No wonder entitled millennials keep killing people

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>When you never played a game but you turn out to be so hardcore about killing people you get into special forces

Top kek

I had to look up who this is and it's just some random goofy looking soldier lmao, shouldn't he be getting blasted to death for Israel instead of tweeting with teenage boys

hearty kek

I'm turning 26 soon and I don't know what the fuck tamagotchi is.

This is why we have so much gun violence. Kids wouldn’t need to be compelled to kill people for fun. I hope Trump does the right thing and ban such violent games from our prospering society.

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based.

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I REQUIRE MORE SACRIFICE Xxx_Sephiroth420Slatyer_xXx!!

Please let Trump ban CoD and Fortnite

Im just getting it for crossplay and the campaign

>on
IN
IT'S FUCKING >IN<
IN VIDEO GAMES
ON TV SHOWS
FUCK
FUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
I FUCKING HATE ESL SPICS FOR CREATING THIS STUPID FUCKING WORLD WHERE AMERIMUTTS ARE FORGETTING THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN IN AND ON AND IT'S SPREADING TO REAL COUNTRIES TOO

Okay, this is Epic.

Hello incel.

He got BTFO so he's backpedaling

>stressful
Stressful is a thing now. Zoomers whine that hard games are "stressful". First it was a sad joke to see, now I see it everywhere. Fuck zoomers.

Dude, it's Activision.

i've never heard people confuse the two. that guy is just a senile boomer.

Lefties do it to retard,feminists trying to ban gtaV

bbc.com/news/technology-30328314

Journalists and zoomers are weak, frail-minded faggots

How the fuck are you reacting like this when this shit was a thing so far as in mid 90s, a whooping 25 or so years ago and faded into obscurity later on?
I'm a boomer myself but why are you expecting everyone to know this shit? It's older than most posters here

>look at me im a badass navy seal dude
people need to learn to be humble

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The fuck kinda name is that for a stacked ambiguously aged Japanese school girl

>whataboutism

In Spanish, "in" and "on" are both just "en", and no joke 60% or more of Yea Forums is ESLs now, many of them Spanish speakers. You'll see it sooner or later. They're generally terrible at prepositions (in, on, at, to etc) in English. They will also double up on past tense, for example "I didn't had that one" or "what did you said?" and similar. Questions are also near impossible for most ESLs, they'll usually just go with a statement and add a question mark, like "What you said?" instead of "What did you say?"

A more common """native""" mistake is then/than which I cannot fucking believe anyone is stupid enough to get it wrong but it's INCREDIBLY common. And "payed" (paid) which is an absolute fucking embarrassment to the schooling systems of the entire Western world.

And a million other things. English is doomed, inside and out.

t. 90's baby

whats with the influx of esl posters

>I can't even post at Yea Forums without being reminded the world's becoming infested with beige, retarded jewish servants

engrish is serious business, fegget

We're going to get a great show guys

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He's not wrong

>I'm a Boomer myself
T. Kiddo

Doesn't make it less truth dumbfuck

Hoesntly this should be cause for an underaged ban. Bait or not.

>as long as they dont fuck the game up with microtransactions
Imagine being this fucking retarded

Economical, normalfag-friendly devices and accompanying acceptance in popular culture worldwide. Don't forget, there are far, far more ESLs than native speakers in the world by a gigantic margin.
you did it on purpose but
>at

I hate it. It’s fucking awful.

>feminists have more power than the president

Tell him he is wrong because you don't play homosex faggot simulators.

>stressful
What. CoD's one of the few multiplayer games I can rely on to be mindless and relaxing.

The president have banned or censored what games?

Read the article again retard

bbc.com/news/technology-30328314

A whataboutism would be like "Well liberals are stupid and want to ban (unrelated thing) so shut up". In this regard, he is trying to keep people consistent.

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>Tamagotchi that's kept alive by your kills
How does that work, do you feed it human souls?

Hello ESL retard.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAAAAAAAAAAAACK

someone born 95-99 would definitely remember tamagotchi, the unfortunate reality is that poster may have well been born closer to 2005

What?

I wouldn't be surprised if the guy was a stolen valor.

...

Don't forget the unholy trinity of doom, there, their, and they're. If I had a nickel for every time some shit-skinned trashcan on Yea Forums has messed those up in this year alone, I would be a rich man indeed.

>came out in 97
>95-99 babies would definitely remember this
Lol are you retarded?

he literally killed Bin Laden

If you weren't a teenager in the mid to late 90's your opinion is absolutely worthless.

They were popular in the mid 2000s

Is your sister single? You should give me her number if she is.

He literally killed something that didn’t exist

Because it was a cultural phenomenon. Every fucking kid had one.
I know what Lincoln logs are despite never having seen a single one in my life, and they were nowhere near as big as tamagotchi.

No, they weren't. They were a dying fad as soon as 99 hit. You weren't there. I was. Just because they were still manufacturing them after 2000, doesn't mean they were popular. They were milking them. They were only popular in the first two years then died out drastically.

Yeah, I'm not for banning violent video games (never going to happen anyways, this is just handwaving), but lots of tards on the left agree but then turn around and say titty shaped polygons make you a sexist, misogynist giga rapist.
It's mind boggling.

Not him but I was born in 95 and everyone my age knows what tamagotchi is. Its probably an american thing

21 year old here.
Think digimon but more cutesy and first girls back in the early 2000s.
The same company that made tamagotchi ironically made digimon

>a real life killer wants to ban videogames where you kill fake pixels
his twitter is priceless

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>Kill to feed your virtual pet
No no, violent video games don't glorify murder and encourage kids aim for "high scores"!

Funny how only pussified betas who never served time looks down on the hardest motherfuckers alive.

It's an M-rated game series.

Every week this faggot says something that hurts my interests. Not even a month ago this piece of shit tanked my btc values hard. Fuck him, fuck anglos, and FUCK anglosphere!

Yeah, which is why it makes perfect sense to "partner" up with literal kiddie toys.

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>implying
just buy the dip lol

zoomers everybody

Probably why Trump, like Hillary before him, wants to impose criminal penalties for selling M rated games to minors. If that. Last time he said something similar nothing happened.
Anybody that thinks he's going to ban violent video games is either ignorant or pushing an agenda. The lobbyists would never allow it to happen anyways.

>you weren't there. I was.

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This, violent video games helps NRA keep their extreme influence, so if the threat of games with guns risk getting banned, you can bet your ass the billionaire execs gonna put all their funds into stopping it so they can afford their 5th vacation house.

Boomers don't even know about Tamagotchis.

The Supreme Court also said it's illegal.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_v._Entertainment_Merchants_Ass'n

Patrician's choice coming though.

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>imagine a tamasoychi back then
kek

The ones that look like a PDA look cool. Is it worth buying?

>Had a turtle tamagochi as a lad
>Really cared for it for a year, feeding and "cleaning" it daily
>Then got bored and dumped it into some shelf
>2 years later, find it by chance while cleaning out the room
>It was dead
>The date of death was just a week before i found it
Then the pang of guilt hit me over simple pixels.

lmao no kids have virtual pets, only boomers are into that

Call of Duty is getting a Chao Garden?
what a time to be alive

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youtube.com/watch?v=O0ikW7pVa_I\
for (You)

>took my tamigotchi to school
>teacher put it on a bookshelf where i couldn't read it
>literally cried and begged her to let me give it medicine that's all it needed
>she ignore me and gave it me back at the end of the day. it was dead
>never touched it again

so if you suck at cod does it start beeping for help? this is gonna end in tears i guarantee it
>lol dude you killed your pet haha

lmao, based zoomer triggering the boomers
Tamagotchi was shit.

of course gun maniac is going to use games as scapegoat

Damn, this mature response really tells me that you're AT LEAST 40 years old!

What? how?

Big yikes.

Fuck off zoomer

the fuck are you talking about?Tamagotchis were still a thing up to 2009

>i risk my life so old boomers can profit off the oil, poppy, etc. i secure
>i deserve instant respect
o-ok retard

I was born '98 and had a gen 2 tamagotchi tho.

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Funny, i've noticed the same people screaming about modern american soldiers tend to be the nazi germany larpers who would cocksuck the first german invader they saw if they could go back in time.

>zoom zoom zoom zoom ZOOM

Late zoomies (2005-2009) wouldn't remember shit about tamagotchis.
Only early zoomies and core zoomies would remember them (1995-2004)

I miss my old FIFA World Cup Tamagotchi.
Still doesn't mean I'll ever fucking buy a Call of Duty game.

both tamogatchi and digimon recently released virtual pets in the US for the first time in years.

They were popular in the mid 2000s stop pretending you know anything grandpa

I'm 38 and have no goddamn idea what that shit us.

Imagine blasting mudshits for Israel in the Middle East but criticizing video games.

Well that's because you're old af. Go back to playing Quake, Grandpa.

Murderous welfare queen.

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I was born in 97 and everyone had it in my primary school.

Could never get mine to do shit as I recall, though it's been way too long to remember exactly what I wanted it to do.

I have no problems with most soldiers, but the ones who have a chip on their shoulder and act like killing some third worlders is doing you a huge favor really piss me off.

so you are casual, not sure whats worse

Faggot, that's like saying Pokemon was a 90's only thing. Tamagochi's were used by 2000's kids.

toys came out in 97. 1995-2004 didn't know them either.

I really want a tamagatchi ON but they're super noticeable and I don't want to look like a faggot in public

just do it you fucking pussy
>oh no w-what if somebodys sees my tamogotchi and they say something
they're just fucking jealous they don't have one

>random feminist
>President of the United States
youtube.com/watch?v=6b0ftfKFEJg

Sure, the shit models. We're talking about the original tomagatchi from 97. Nobody gave a shit about tomagatchi in the early 00's.
It's like you 23 year olds want to desperately be part of anything 90's culture so you'll make up shit and argue about anything. The truth is, if you were born in the 90's you don't know a fucking thing about it. It wasn't your time. Justin Beiber releasing his first album and social media kicking off was your generation.

user I saw a customer at work wearing a Baby Metal Tshirt and nobody said anything. Do it

>cut that way you cant see its tweet from 2012
Yea Forums psy op is real

You’ve been under a rock or some third world shithole

fucking based. get ready for the angst replies though

Cool, where's the body?

>Justin Beiber releasing his first album and social media kicking off was your generation.
beiber didn't come around until 2008 believe it or not there was 18 years inbeween 1990 and 2008 mate

>someone hacks it to make it run doom
doomers > codbabbies

>

my opinion on what

The worst is when someone wants you to ask someone else for permission, and they then proceed to say something like
>Go tell your boss if you could have the day off
It's like a knife through my brain.

everything

Reading this got me

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alright

95 here. we had tamagotchi in elementary school. but it was never as big. I had 3 but never cared much abou them.
we had the shitty net navs too. but there was no point in using it when we had the gameboy advanced and in later elementary school the DS

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I grew up in Las Vegas, Nevada. I've never seen a kid play with one of these.

No one will look twice at you unless you dress like a total slob or total faggot, or unless you are an ultrafat or a race that is unusual in your area. If you're attractive enough people will notice you, but they'll also think positively of literally everything you do.

Horse shit. I'm 22 and they were absolutely still a thing when I was a kid.

Well I guess gambling and whore houses is more appealing.

Yeah directly working for Israel is real fucking hardcore.

You guys are massive dick sucking faglords.

I wish

>feed me the blood of sand ni-

lmao, people blame video games when the cause is clearly USA's fucked up way of treating their populace's health both mentally and physically.

Girlfriend and I started playing the new one recently. They've actually made a lot of changes and basically introduced endless eugenics mechanics. Your entire genetic line carries throughout your breeding so genes from your second generation can lie dormant and pop back up in the seventh generation along with features of their parents. It's also in color now.

just so you guys know. YT is already recommending "only 2000s kids will get it" videos

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A Jew puppet killing unarmed civilians in far away countries in name of Israel?
Dont think anybody wants to pretend to be that.

Also the fucking hypocrisy, that dog who went across the world killing random people wants to band games where you dont kill anybody?
I swear, fuckers like him need the rope. Nothing i fucking hate more than born again high horse preachers, fuck him.

>N-no, they HAVE to actually be working for the enemy! I on the other hand, am truly free and work for my people from my BASEMENT OF FREEDOM
Classic cuck logic. Anyone better is being used by whatever group that triggers you, anyone inferior are subhumans unworthy of considering.

>i'm the guy you pretend to be on your video games
he's doomguy? holy shit

I'm 25 and have heard of Tamagotchi but never had one and didn't really know anyone with anyone because it was a bit before my time.

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That's it. I'm too old for this site. The normalfags have won.

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Wrong. I was born in 1996 and they were still popular in like 2006 or later where I lived in Pennsylvania.

i was just saying dont make your entire persona be about how ‘hardcore’ you are
keep sucking off random jarheads on the internet

FPBP fuck boomers and their nazi era vacuum tube powered tech shit.

It's over for us

Most people under the age of 25 is too young for Tamagotchi retard

Mostly girls used Tamagotchis though?
Not many guys in my class ever wanted one unless he wanted to get closer to his crush.

Prove it, then.

My own life and friends and just the time period for when they were popular

Why are you people so gullible?

>current scandal about violence in games
>HEY KIDS WHAT ABOUT USING KILL COUNT AS A SCORE FOR A TOY LMAO KILL KILL KILL MURDER AND WIN BIG
either the smartest or dumbest marketing move in history

yeah same for me
not sure what these retards are arguing about not like any of us had one

I can only speak for elementary school. but yeah. majority of the tamagotchi user were girls.
If you were a boy you and had one girls would constantly ask to see which one you had

Well, that isn't true for me, they were still popular in my elementary school in like 2006.

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Ask the boss if you can have a day off??

is it correct?

t. ESL

I was underage until a few months ago and I had a Tamagotchi. Fuck off.

Fuck that, I want a Dark Souls tamagothiroshima which gets progressively hollow the more I die in game.

please be joking user

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>who cares if Trump is doing retarded shit, what about Anita!?

You people shit so much of the poor zoomer who only wants to learn what it means. God, you people are unironically obnoxious. It's starting to reach a reddit level of autism.

>Inbound Discord Tranny insult

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Nigger I'm 22 and I owned a Tamagochi. Get your ass banned.

>stop picking on zoomers

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user, the fact that he asked what a tamagotchi is rather than looking it up shows that it's bait. Let people have fun by joking about the bait and stop being a fucking retard.

yes
>Tell your brother to close the front door.
>Ask your boss for a day off.
>Tell Bob I said "Hello."
>Ask my wife if she knows where the condoms are.

Reddit is a much better place than this CUMBRAlN cirklejerk.

then go back you attention seeking faggot

>Zoomers
>article written by soiboy millenial
really jogs the noggin

lmao make me you genetic dead end

so go back you fag

No! And you cannot stop me! Hahahahahaha!

>I'm the guy who you pretend to be in videogames
Just got done playing a hentai game, so is he a rapist?

>Tamagotchi
>not normie shit from some years ago
Fuck off retard.

if youre older than 25 your opinion is invalid

How old are you niggas? I'll be twenty-eight this year and I'm pretty sure Tamagotchi's were fading into obscurity when I was a little kid.

25, and never heard of them.

>He thinks tamagotchi started a few years ago

Oh no

Who gives a sht when it started?
It was the most normie crap every every kid at school had, pokemon tier but pokemen kept on being milked to death.

something that shits in your pocket

youtube.com/watch?v=rdD1HcwgqvQ

I'm much younger than you are and they were still around when I was a kid, though it was generally only the girls who used them.

Get any victory royales today, champ?

>doesn't play video games
>has killed several people
>thinks video games cause killing
kek

There are "games" out there that will stress the shit out of you due to being designed to be as frustrating as possible )))))))))))

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How exactly did they connect mass shootings with video games?
Was it because the shooter played video games?
I never understood this shit.

>how to assblast boomers, the post

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE NEW KILL-DEPENDANT TAMAGOTCHI

BE OF THE SHUTTINGS THE FKEK UP YUO RACIST HATO CYKA

SMOL FAMILY COMPANY TOVARISH ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Ah yes, whatautism, a buzzword made by autistic amerimutt millennials that means
>PLEASE, DON'T POINT OUT MY HYPOCRISY

salty coins

I'M BOOMER YOU ARE ZOOMER DUH BRINGE
Zero effort bait and unlimited replies. That's Yea Forums for you.

I'm 20 and Tamagotchi were popular when I was around 10-14, eat my ass

>We did it guys, we totally killed Bin Laden, finally after all these years
>proof? evidence? what are you talking about,
his body? what is that, I think we threw something like that into the ocean, didn't think it was important
>just believe us goy, he's dead THE NEWS says so, listen to the NEWS it never lies

Either Bin Laden was just a character, or he was already dead or they let him go under a new identity.

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wait there's new one? that's crazy. except that it apparently costs like 60 bucks. fuck that then.

You wouldnt fuck a family member?
That's a pretty virgin move desu

cod stopped being good years ago

FOR OUR FREEDUMS

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That's because your life stopped being good years ago.

When did Brigadier General Jack O'Neill become such a pussy? Was it because he wasn't invited to Atlantis?

Big talk coming from someone afraid of firecrackers

Bro, I'm 20 and I know what a Tamagotchi is. Either your young af, or this (You) mining. If the former, B I G O O F. If the latter, B A S E D.

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Bin Laden is probably in a extremely high security prison, with the death stuff stated so that no one tries to find him. But that would mean that dude caught him, so same credibility desu.

I used to have a battle device thing that worked via scanning bar codes. The monsters hid behind the bar codes. It was late 90s/early 00s. Does anyone remember this?

I do, I wish I had one.

Yeah, they were called Skannerz.

I never had a Tamagatchi because when i was a kid my mother always told me "video games will rot your mind"

needless to say, she was right.

if a soldier thinks he can have an opinion, he is a bad soldier

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I don't remember it well enough, was it pretty awesome?

AWWW DAMN I WANTED A CHIA PET ITS NOT FAIR MOM

Banned

This place, man.
I'm 25, but I too didn't recognize that word. I thought they were gimmicky even back then.

>He still thinks tamagotchi started a few years ago

Oh no

>Defending boomers who doomed society for the future generations and the same people who brought Israel to their untouchable throne of wealth

Zoom - Zoom - Zoooooooom

never thought of it this way

youtube.com/watch?v=gTIcIzKjGjg

Digimon

FUCKING ZOOMER GET OFF MY SITE

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Literally not an argument

KEKS TO THE MAX

a toy fad that people pretend was fun but sucked

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Underrated.

gr8 b8

M-mario?

Bait but I'm still biting

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ZOOM ZOOM

Just so you know, this is like someone asking you "What is Fortnite?"

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FUCK YOU TAMAGOTCHI IS COOL

What's a Nano?
What's a Giga Pet?

Literal zoomer

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Doesn't mean when he knows what he's talking about when it comes to video games. He just happened to get sent on a mission.

A toy that every elementary and middle school teacher had a collection of in their desk back in the 90s.

Inb4 they have microtransactions to make your kills more effective at keeping your tamagotchi alive and items you can feed it instead of getting kills

Ofcourse in typical Activision style they will be added into the game 2 weeks after release

Half the threads on Yea Forums are just reaction threads to le epic first post

hey man just want to give you a (you)

cod has been shit for years but this one really seems promising
objectively.
i don't know how it will turn out in the end but so far so good(i even heard there is mission in the single player campaign where the playable character cries and the screen goes blurry, that's quite cool tbqh)

DIE

Include me in the screenbrap.

>literally "free replies", the post
Most people who replied to that need to be banned anyway.

Your jealousy is showing user, here's a pity (You)

Fucking hell!

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>soldier
>retard
checks out

zoom zoom

I want 10 copies.

A cunt's a cunt no matter what job they do. There's a massive difference between guys like Mr. Navy SEAL who talks shit on the internet and the Royal Marine who was at one point the top-scoring living sniper in the world (and he may well still be, this was only 2015) who just gets on with his job and his life without crowing about how hardcore he is from the rooftops.

Die

Fucking end yourself

i'm so on the fence about this game

why do so many people fall for such a basic bait. are people really that fucking dumb?

I'm cautiously optimistic.
Will probably buy it now that Battlefield hit the shitter, looking forward to that 50v50 mode.

Youve never played cod 2/3/4/waw on veteran then bub. Waw in particular can cause ptsd. So...many...grenades....

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I dressed up as one as kid.

>All ghillied up last stand on the ferris wheel/bumper cars
>on veteran
FUCK THOSE GRENADES

no
most people reply to it only to be hip and fit in
>open thread
>see the post that has a lot of replies
>"i have to reply to it also to feel as part of the community"

>every mission/objective with a timer countdown
JUST AHHHHHH 1000/1000 NEVER FELT SO GOOD

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He's only the hardest motherfucker when you're deep throating his cock

>Battlefield chasing the infantry-only CoD crowd and not worth buying
>CoD chasing the large-scale Battlefield crowd and looking like it might be worth a shot

Are we in upside-down world?

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It's funny because this is exactly how CoD won over MoH back then.

in a sense it is the most intriguing game this whole year and the one i'd be most interested playing this year
but there's still caution as you said
hopefully they won't mess it up altogether

based zoomer

Imagine thinking video games cause violence when it's actually the shit existence young people have because boomers fucked them over

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>it's actually the shit existence young people have because boomers fucked them over
come on now...
kids nowadays have everything served to them on a silver platter

based

Boomers are the most entitled people I've ever met, it's ridiculous

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fucking zoomers holy shit

...

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Just adding my (You) here for the long reply list.

Thats the point. Wtihout any structure or responsibilites, people crumble. Just think of the millions of boys playing fortnite now. They will grow up and have zero memories of sleepovers, going to theme parks or beaches, climbing trees, doing stupid shit with friends. They dont know how to interact outside of texting. They will be virgins as the more adjusted girls flock to the few adjusted guys. They will get to their 20s and 30s with their only childhood memories buying some new fortnite dances and grinding for costume color changes lmao. Put this with less opportunities/prospects and more incels, the future is looking bleak

>age check when

>silver platter
Lol if I had one of those I could pay off one 16th of my student loans, speaking of which I think its great that they're proposing legislation so that my loan debt can eat into my social security but let's be real that program will be shut down long before I would ever get a chance to use it, good thing my parents get access to it though, even though my dad makes about 200k a year he needs that extra dosh more than me, I should thank him for pressuring 17 year old me into signing up for that 40,000 dollar loan on by threatening to take me out of his will. Sometimes I forget how hard they had it with their 200 dollar semester costs for their college expenses.

>already
based poor perception of time bro

He should probably stick to murdering people for Israel, that's more in his wheelhouse than video game commentary. How about we don't ban anything and people take some personal responsibility for their own actions instead of blaming it on random inanimate objects?

I was born in 2000, they where still popular when I was 7/8

There is some really interesting data collected from the website "seeking arrangements" a website designed to facilitate "sugar daddy/sugar mama" relationships for younger people and older benefactors which basically indicates to me that boomers will help us but only if we fuck them. Its a pretty shocking little slice of our culture and many of the relationships are done specifically to correct student loan debt for the youngers (the only loan debt you cant declare bankruptcy to get out of, try explaining bankruptcy to an 18-20 year old and see how far they get)

Israel has no right to exist

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Jesus Christ

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>Tamagotchi
How is this better than pic?

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
My heart can take this anymore. This is horrifying. You're a monster. You're an illusion. You're not real, I am real.

he literally said this 2 days ago you nigger
pcgamer.com/us-president-donald-trump-blames-videogames-for-fueling-violent-culture/

>stressful
>cod
motherfucker do you want a stressful game? see this shit? this is fucking stressful.

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ZOOOOOOMMMMEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRSSSSS

Cheap Ripoff Tamagochis were the best ones. They used to come with far more functions than the original.

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>literally fights and gives own life to ìsrael
>hurr don't you want to be just like me?

Here's your (You)
Now jump off a bridge

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Zoom zoom

I've never heard a zoomer complain about this, only millenials

Based zoomer poster

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Say that again.

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>he's never heard of tamagotchi
GET THE FUCK OUT

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i'm 39 and I know what a goddamn tamagotchi is

>boomer dad payed for his college working part-time
>never even used his degree, just went into the trades and made a good living as a plumber

fast forward to today
>work part-time while in college just to be able to afford food
>degrees are a dime a dozen, entry level jobs after graduation taken up by H1B pajeets and career retards who never go anywhere, literally work for FREE in an internship
>can't just join a construction crew as unskilled labor and learn the trades like my dad did, because it's all spics working for peanuts who live 30 to a house

Yeah, man, love being served SHIT as long as it's on a silver platter

Fuck it, let's bring back Furbys while we're at it.

I swear every time they bring back shit from the 90s it's specifically designed to make people in their late twenties/thirties to admit that they're getting older. That's why whenever they do this I pretend like I've never heard about it and go about my day.

I know I'm getting old, fuck off.

based zoomer hooking in nets of (You)s from soillenials

even the most zoomer fucks i know know what a tamagotchi is. shit bait.

Even Tamagotchi got casualized, they did a re-release of them an the mechanics were pussified. Source: a mango i read man

get out zoomer

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Here's a (You), zoomerfriend.

Navy seals are badass motherfucker, they go through fucking hell for training

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They're the same thing. Digimon was literally "Boys think tamagotchi are a girls toy. How do we get them to buy them?"

who don't toys/tech have soul anymore? its all just google play game apps gacha shit now. even look at pokemon or yugioh now, it is soulless shit.

based

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Zoom zoom and such

This is bait and I'm taking it

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>ITT: idiots who think USA is the only country in the world

just the only one that matters

As opposed to what other country?

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It's okay only girls had those anyways

Fucking zoomers need to be shot

This is (YOU)

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>Bin Laden was just a character
It would be the ultimate twist, still probably easier to put a bullet in him and hide the body somewhere

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That’s a lotta (You)s

Are Yous like upvotes here? Where do I check how many do I have?

AND SO WE'VE REACHED.... ENDGAME

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HOW ABOUT A LITTLE MORE

Based zoomer derailing cawadoody threads

10/10 I wish I could cause so much butt hurt with such a simple post some day

If the military puts a gun in your hands and has you fight its not because you are a big thinker. Literal retard work, anybody with a mind worth a damn is given any other MO

>VERY based zoomer assblasting boomers at incredible hihg (You) count

>the army spent millions of dollars, created an international incident, and destroyed a state of the art stealth helicopter on some half baked scheme to not kill Bin Laden
Come the fuck on

>all these triggered millenials
Generation Zyklon B strikes again. Very based.

That one shaving company just lost 8 billion on a marketing campaign and said they didn't give a shit and would do it again.

>comparing Gillette's shitty ad to killing Bin Laden

Damn this nigga really Sonic the Hedgehog

Gillette has been losing billions for years, it has nothing to do with their ad you /pol/tard

The point is wasting money/resources on publicity is worth it sometimes.

They confirmed it in an interview didn't they?

So boomers wives will have some femaboomer nostalgia too? Jesus thats genius.
See pic

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>on publicity
How sinister and well coordinated do you think the government is that they could stage an entire operation like this for publicity? You think they got every single one of the Seals and the chain of command as well as the national security officials to keep it under wraps? Not to mention coercing all those senators and congress people who were shown evidence into keeping quiet about everything. You think fucking Pakistan was in on it too?

The world is boring user let me believe that something interesting happened for once.

If you think this cod will be good jump off a cliff , it is going to be utter dogshit the maps look like fucking shit, the 50v50 will run like ass turds and the watch tamagotchi is gayer than farting dildos fuck modern fagfare

>soldier calling for banning first person shooters
How does being in the army make someone a fucking pussy?

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i just got done playing RCT, does this mean he's a jew?

Based. Fuck all the boomers and their obscure pseudo weeb shit toy

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its just pixels on a screen dude, just pause the game or something if its too much to cope with. christ almighty

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>how sinister do you think our government is that they'd crash one helicopter and in return get to claim killing bin laden, thus allowing Obama to have his war hawk cake and eat it too during the 2012 election?
>the same government sold arms to the taliban to overthrow the Syrian government and threatened to shoot down russian jets who were fighting ISIS
>the same government sent libya into anarchy for daring to create their own currency
>the same government funded Israel bombing the shit out of giza in 2012, killing hundreds of women and children, in retaliation for some rocket attacks that killed 2 citizens

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>implying there was one to begin with
lol

Im 24. It was not before your time. You just were not a cool boy

now that's what i call bait

>if you remember tamagotchi existing as a zoomer, no, fuck you you're young
>if you dint remember tamagotchi at all fuck you, you re young

I'm done. Done. You faggot 30 year old khv neets are either obsessed with being a fuvking old useless post or you're a group of very clever baiters and trolls.
I hope it's the latter because the line if thinking I'm seeing is built to make zoomers automatically "lose"
Fuck boomers.

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If mass replied reddit screencap tier reaction images are "fun" then you're pretty weird user.

I hate 90s millennials and baby boomers.
There shouldve been more school shootings in the 90s to lower the amount of faggot soi millenials walking around today

hit me up in the screencap lads

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kill me
i've had enough