Pick up that can

Pick up that can.

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*wimble wozzeles it at you*

No u

>be mildly depressed combine
>tasked to clear local station of litter
>order man in prescription glasses to pick up a can
>he speedruns past you

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Pick up that trash can
Now put it on the can

They remade HL2 in Source 0?

i'm so desperate for half life 3 that i'm posting in this thread, just so half life will still have a pulse

>he picks up the can before throwing it at your head
>it bounces into the trash can
>he turns around into a fetal position and starts hopping backwards at accelerating speeds
Just another day in city 17

what do people expect of hl3?
- HL2 episodes were shit games, why do you think it never received sequels?
- Episodic content as a business model failed among with it.
- We haven't reached any technical advancement that could make HL3 a good game.
- HL2 was successful only because it used a physics engine creatively and it had a recognized brand.

Can't wait to fight these in the sequel.

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HL3 NEVER EVER

'This powerful scene shows how the combine are transphobic fascists"

FULLY

>what do people expect of hl3?
nobody expects hl3

you just casually backhop to the door

Where the fuck does the SMG fire its grenades from

on that account, how the fuck does Scout's scattergun work anyway?
It a drum-fed, lever-action, double barrel shotgun? The sights arnt even useable as the drum blocks it

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or how a SPAS suddenly becomes a double barrel shotgun when you alt-click

Play H3VR to find out.

Mister CP I don't feel so good...

It's simply impossible to make a Half-Life 3 at this point. Just look at their """""""recent"""""'" art direction with L4D2. It would look like fucking Overwatch or a Pixar film.
Then look at their recent accomplishments
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>- HL2 episodes were shit games, why do you think it never received sequels?
Episode 2 was incredibly well received and acclaimed. What revisionist bullshit are you pushing?

>he thinks artifact is equivalent to a full featured title
I never understood why a card game made by two dudes in the UI department was treated like it was valves next big game.

Have sex.

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