OH NO NO NO

oi govna

fucking kek

We digimon now
And that's a good thing

Doug Dimmadome and son

DUDE TAKE AMERICAN ELEMENTS AND SLAP THEM ON A POKEMON LMAO

this is trash, an AI could have designed these, its the laziest garbage

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Is this real?

Thats an ice yokai retard and it has zero american elements gyarus are japanese
Every single pokemon showed today was absolute trash

Why did you post the only cool thing that has been revealed so far?

>literally 3 seconds in photoshop to fix it

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shit now im gonna name mine britbong

can't tell if real or meme

Holy shit, can't believe this is actually a legit design.
What were they thinking?
It just keeps getting worse.

Thata probably gonna be shiny

>Fairy
Excuse me?

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stop posting the shiny version

it looks like a cannabis indica or sativa smoking apparatus.

do you not remember normal weezings shiny? galarian weezings shiny is probably going to be fucking pink since its fairy

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I unirronically love this.

DUDE WEED

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Jesus fuck

>gyaru
It's called ganguro retard. And if you don't think the original jynx was obviously a nig then you're a double retard.

ahahah a tophat and a factory because britain XD so clever and random I love it whoever dislikes it has too low IQ to get the concept! losers

same. This thing would totally go on my team if i was crazy enough to give GF money. Hopefully it'll be good on showdown

shut up Nigel do you even have a license to be posting here

This entire thing is just to spread out the types further and buff up the numbers of the more rare ones
that's why you had Alolan Rats and Cats that were Dark type, or Exeggcutor becoming a Dragon type on a shitty pun, or Dugtrio becoming a Steel type because... hair?

Shit the fuck up. This is your only warning. You

its tech. two bongs so it smokes both lmaaaaaooooo EPIC!

>*ahem*

based

Gen 1 - 3 shinies were determined by shifting the color hexes according to some algorithm. That's why most of them look like dogshit.

>license to be posting here

not him buuut

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I'm mad at gen1 nostalgia bait and endless masturbation, like the design, and then realized said design could been used for a fucking entirely new pokemon.
So Fuck Gamefreak, as usual.

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It’s weird, so I like it. Too many new Pokémon are either too cute, edgy or sexy.

I dont remember the sniffs being so accented. Is this genuine pasta or has it been tampered with

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it's not like shinies got better with time

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purifies the environment
yeah muk should've been fairy as well

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Wow. Just fucking wow. They added a top hat and a mustache to a Pokemon and said it was a different version.
What the fuck is going on over there.

That's kinda funny actually.

>index(5).jpg
kill yourself

Is this real? That's fucking amazing.

Pretty based desu

Not to mention it straight up looks like a fucking bong LOL

D-Dogars?

DUDE

Later

Wow.. really? nintendo must've been HIGH ON WEED when they designed this pokemon haha

Is there some dude within GF whose goal is to just make as many bad decisions as possible?

lmaooooo dude so epic

This is the best advertisment for Digimon I've ever seen.

>Digimon and Yo-kai are bad because they have shit designs!!! At least Pokémon are animal-like!!
Ahahahah.... AHAHAHAHAHA!!
Pokémon is becoming Digimon-tier now, I can't believe I lived to see the day.

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>Nig
>Blonde hair
No user, you are the retard, of course it was a ganguro.

That's actually pretty cool. Haven't played pokemon since emerald and never touch these threads/games but I just wanna say that is a good variant.

Mmm yes quite pungent my dear.

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Does it bother anyone else that the smoke coming from the top is a different color than the smoke surround them?

IT'S LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG

Based James Turner ruining the Franchise because Colosseum and XD weren't received as masterpieces when they came out.

>Now

>he doesn't like sunburnt lizard

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Oh I get it, because top hats = industrialisation = bad

A TOP HAT AND A MOUSTACHE?
I GET IT, IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE IN BRITAIN!
YOU, SIRS, HAVE JUST WON THE INTERNETS!
HAVE ALL MY MONEYS, GAME FREAK!

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Whether or not the design is good or you personally like it or any of that..

that is a fucking bong. It's a fucking BONG. not in a "haha kinda looks like a haha" way, just in a "that is a fucking bong" way.

Bro... look at this dude..

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but why is it a Fairy type?

Because he'll suck your dick

Somebody's getting their dick sucked around here all right. Creators of pokeman letting Mary Jane blow them nuts LMAO. DUDE

DUDE

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that weezing looks british af

DUDE! Pokemon AND weed?! That's liek the two coolest things in the world

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James turner is killing pokemon

DELETE THIS

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based

Kek

UK lacks cultural identity and the fact that they had to create something like this just feels stupid and forced

Look at "Mexican inspired" Pokemon, they look cool and natural

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But quite literally pokemon have and always will be digimon digital monsters. Digimon are the champions.

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Looks like a lazy photoshop

Imagine getting this upset at a fucking joke

Amazing

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The Kiss inspired nigga looks cool tho

how is mudkip mexican inspired

Axolotl

the fucking beard makes it too fucking funny

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Look at this dude~

>Axolotl
an actual living creature isn't something inspired by the culture like the rest of them are. It's just a creature native to the waters of that area.

Part and pacel

>could make a statement about the rise of industrialization leading to a rise in pollution
>has them done up as the stuffy English businessmen responsible for most of this
>is rather a good pokemon that absorbs pollution and makes clean air
>make it a fairy type

Why go through all the trouble?

>trying to fit two jokes in at once
better version

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It was good until the acid part, it just felt too forced in

Kanto pandering example number 302. Genwunners are the worst thing to happen to the game.

Axolotl is an important of Mexican mythology and folklore

The worst thing to happen to the game is Game Freak developing it.

that's the worst thing to happen to any game.

Is so fucking stupid I just can't hate it and all the britbong jokes that will come with it will make it better. Poison/Fairy with Levitate is also an amazing combination.

And lions are important in British folklore, is Pyroar a British inspired pokemon?

>britbong jokes
That's the worst part of Gen 8.
>lol le scottish trainer she's rough and has an accent xD so randumb and epic

We Wuz

Kek almighty

Comedy gold

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...kalos is based on France and the pokemon are based on medieval european art and history, so literally yea you retard.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME THIS WEEK, FIRST I FIND OUT THAT OWO IS A REAL GOD OF LEARNING AND NOW THIS

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Stupid not him but poster
Not him but go fuck yourself you stupid nothimbut poster

that's cool
I'm a big fan of all the re-creations of classic pokemon as "regional variants"

Sherrock and Rockson

or Wattstone

Its another objectmon hate thread.
Yiff in hell you fucking faggots.

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this design reminded me of something

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Hows that autism doin ? Quell it.

Seems to me, my friend, that you need to have a good toke of the marijuana.
4:20 my dudefriend.

Tophats as the evil capitalist is old fashioned and archaic.

good shit

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>Game based on France
>b-but it's all of Europe!
Lol and you have the gall to call others retards you fucking idiot.

youtube.com/watch?v=Afv3SB5m2pk

nice

/thread
a man of culture as well

Oh my fucking god.

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>faggots crying about the best part

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spbp