>So, the WWE and Take Two Interactive released the first official trailer for WWE 2K20 on the official WWE YouTube channel. It is a 51 second commercial that features 11 seconds of game play.
>What are those other 40 seconds used for, you ask? Well, a very boring live action “cocktail party” that Becky Lynch crashes by literally crashing the glass ceiling. Lynch then grabs a cookie, bites it, and drops it in Hulk Hogan’s glass. She follows this up with a brief stare down with Roman Reigns before he hands her a glass of champagne and they clink glasses. Thank God it was only 40 seconds because I was 5 seconds away from falling asleep.
>The 11 seconds of game play was even worse.
>The trailer showed off PS3 level graphics that are getting roasted in the comment section. Additionally, many comments are wondering why Becky Lynch is on the cover of the game.
>I’m sure the comments will be disabled soon. After all, WWE is all about that “Women’s Revolution”, or so I hear.
>If they don’t disable the comments then the WWE will surely send in the shills to try to push Becky Lynch as “The Man” even though she has put less butts in seats than Kevin Nash.
>Admittedly I haven’t watched wrestling in years. I tapped out after CM Punk dropped the “pipe bomb” which only a mark believed to be genuine.
>Looking at the trailer for this game confirms that I made the right choice. I mean, let’s be honest. No matter how good a female wrestler is, they will never have the same appeal as a hulking man does. No one wants to see two 120 lb girls slapping each other when they can see two juiced up dudes beat the holy hell out of one another.
>This game drops on October 22 but I doubt anyone but the brain dead WWE fans will be picking it up.
>>Looking at the trailer for this game confirms that I made the right choice. I mean, let’s be honest. No matter how good a female wrestler is, they will never have the same appeal as a hulking man does. No one wants to see two 120 lb girls slapping each other when they can see two juiced up dudes beat the holy hell out of one another. kek what a gay bitch
William Martinez
Based. Will pick up my copy to spite you.
Michael Wilson
Billy Dicksucker confirmed for faggot
Adrian Cook
BBDWTOS
Jace Walker
Becky Lynch is literally the Hillary Clinton of wrestling, she's "over" in the same way. Empty pandering to sell a few t-shirts and kill ratings even further. They know it, that's why this happened. The last true over wrestler was Daniel Bryan, and he was a bugman too, but at least he could wrestle with anybody and he could talk, he got a shitty retarded catchphrase over.
haha lmao kotaku is so bad right stop talking about politics all the time yeah one angry gamer now thats real shit hes so based mhmmm
Jayden Bell
these games suck absolute ass and are only good for making dumb create a characters fight to the death
Colton Perez
shill your shitty blog somewhere else you gay tub of lard
Michael Jones
based af
Blake Rogers
lol
Samuel Rivera
*me when i see a nigger* FUCKING HELL, MORE POLITICS BEING SHOVED DOWN MY THROAT? GOD DAMN IT, I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS, BUT YOU'RE GIVING ME NO OTHER CHOICE, HEIL HITLER
Anthony Ross
BASED ED BOON GIVING BILLY D THE STONE COLD STUNNER AND PINNING HIM CLEAN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING
>playing a game based off a company that loves to suck saudi dick
I'll pass
Angel James
You had me until here >Looking at the trailer for this game confirms that I made the right choice. I mean, let’s be honest. No matter how good a female wrestler is, they will never have the same appeal as a hulking man does. No one wants to see two 120 lb girls slapping each other when they can see two juiced up dudes beat the holy hell out of one another. Well a straight man would rather see 2 half naked women going at it than 2 muscle dudes. Also I dont think there are any wrestling moves out there that a woman wouldnt be able to do, they can get pretty bulky when they want.
Jose Murphy
*steals your cover and your girl* based big dog ahyessir
I stopped caring about wrestling when I was 13 around 2004. I dread to see what happened to it in the decades since.
Leo James
>caring about WWE in 2019
Ryder Johnson
2K games, hot off the press of HIRING THUGS to go to a family's house and threaten a Borderlands 3 news reporter, coming at us with another shitty cash grab. When will it end 2k? youtu.be/gRR-C1OCIWM
>>So, the WWE and Take Two Interactive released the first official trailer for WWE 2K20 on the official WWE YouTube channel. It is a 51 second commercial that features 11 seconds of game play. >>The trailer showed off PS3 level graphics that are getting roasted in the comment section Literally the only 2 legit points made
Jason Robinson
>one angry incel sage report have sex
Dylan Edwards
2K has yet to make a wrestling game that surpasses this
It's hardly an 'artform' that moves with the times.
Mason Barnes
Cope, Becketty fag.
Owen Hall
Because their are literally no games to play on the xbox one you incel faggot.
Henry Sanders
>no insulting muh precious potato waifu or her runny egg tits! ;_; kek and copepilled
Cameron Thompson
Calling people incels, what is this? Twitter? Go back to Reset Era.
Oliver Hughes
They keep hoping he'll take the rocks spot, but the guy just doesn't have it
Adrian Brooks
Go shoot up a Kmart, incel
Colton Young
I dunno, when I was in the target audience (13 years old boy) I always hoped wrestling games would have more women to fap to.
Evan Hughes
C O P E
Xavier Edwards
>Admittedly I haven’t watched wrestling in years Why does he think his opinion matters then
Eli Ramirez
Show me the creation suite, then we'll talk I only play these to make stupid characters and watch them fight eachother while trying to commentate of the matches. Too bad the custom finishers are gone, those were fun as fuck and allowed for some nice silliness. I still play WWE12, not because I don't have any newer ones, but because it's a buggy piece of shit that makes matches a lot more interesting My current save has ~20 characters from vidyas and a few from anime I like, it's fun to watch them go
Christopher Lee
Nah, I'm not part of Antifa
Ryan Wright
I watch wrestling and his opinion is 100% right.
Adrian Flores
Why is it hard to understand how she is the cover star?
Ethan Gray
I love how Rollins is in a relationship with Becky and currently feuding for the top title with Lesnar, but they still opted to have Reigns be with her for the cover. What a cuck Seth Rollins is. Where my Moxleychads at? The true Michaels of The Shield for not being with the shit company that is WWE.
Jack Bell
This was the last good WWE wrestling-game. Prove me wrong.
>No one wants to see two 120 lb girls slapping each other when they can see two juiced up dudes beat the holy hell out of one another. gay cunt used to only watch wrestling to wank to the grils as a kid
>tfw me and my friends used to create warped versions of each other >almost always used them >when one of the guys we hung out with was away, we created a parody of his dad >his dad was a cook with an anger-problem who bragged about having a 1000€ cooking knife >made a huge cook with fire-red skin (from being angry) who had "1000€ Knife" written on his back >his nickname was "boiling over with anger" >that guy saw it and was pissed >told him another friend made it >he made a parody of that guys's father in revenge >it ended up being a complete abomination, complete with balding head, lingerie, airplane-wings and flounder fish head
I miss smack down vs raw. 2k sucks. I have fond memories of svr 2006, 08 and 11. Also smack down hctp and shit your mouth.
Nathan Rodriguez
>AEW gets AKI to make them a wrestling game >weekly show on TNT >WWE ratings still falling under HHH and Vince >HHH and Vince move WWE to Saudi permanently
Carson Morgan
Becky Lynch is Roman Reigns with a vagina.
Ryan Gomez
This dude is gay right?
Levi Gutierrez
>Well a straight man would rather see 2 half naked women going at it than 2 muscle dudes Have you ever seen women's wrestling? It's boring as fuck hair-pulling and kicks and they all make retarded screeching noises. Male wrestlers have a greater stage presence and they are more entertaining period, even female fans of wrestling will agree.
Bentley Lewis
Not that much. Seth Rollins is the current top guy
Isaac Price
since he seems not to like the woman who looks like a tranny I'm going to say no
Liam Morgan
Yeah you can, you wear a ninja outfit, take a baseball bat and go vandalize stuff and beat the shit out of nazis (nazis = everyone I don't agree with) That'll show these fascists!
He can at least has some mic skills unlike roman but I'm stil pissed he had to injure Sting, and I'm pretty sure he's injured many other guys as well.
Cooper Lewis
kek
Robert Butler
>Where my Moxleychads at? The true Michaels of The Shield for not being with the shit company that is WWE based and moxpilled Him at the G1 has been awesome. If Naito wins it, Moxley is definitely gonna be a briefcase defense.
Luis Rodriguez
He kinda sucks right now. On Monday there was a segment where Brock Lesnar beat him up and then he had some kind of Passion of the Rollins promo afterwards, and it was the most awkward thing
Jordan Powell
KWAB
Charles Walker
He desperately wants the "tranny with bolt-ons" designs from MK9 back, so I'd say it's a pretty safe bet.
This faggot needs a new a gimmick. Anti SJW shit got old in 2016.
Eli Barnes
lmao that shit was so cringe, the crowd was booing and chanting 'What?' during what was supposed to be some sympathetic babyface promo
Aiden Taylor
They even used his lukemia to get him over and that lasted for about a week.
Elijah Gray
Stopped playing wwe games after wwe 12, also stopped watching that gay shit teo years ago. It's low quality entertainment and cringy as fuck.
Elijah Gonzalez
He got lukemia, returned and now is in the upper-midcard waiting until Seth finally fucks off from the title scene. Also you remember Baron Corbin and Shane MacMahon? They're main heels now.
Austin Parker
>He got lukemia Worked
Julian Sanders
what the fuck is even happening in this webm? it looks like he grabs her to give her a rock bottom or something but then she reverses the hold and body slams him but when they hit the mat, she's the one that got hurt and he springs to his feet. did you post this because it was retarded? i used to watch wrestling and i can't understand what was happening. anyway, on topic, i want a wrestling game that is NOTHING like the garbage 2K makes. have it be a 3D movement arena type fighter like bushido blade meets soul calibur but with easier controls and all the greats from history in a crossover time travel dream match where vince is after a time crystal for immortality or some stupid bullshit. you can have andre the giant vs the undertaker and steam boat ricky taking on steve austin and macho man coming off the top rope onto john cena. the game has fuck loads of unlockable costumes and taunts and shit. there is no create-a-fighter, because the game is actually designed by people that know how to make a fighting game instead of fucking dumb cunts. the game is called time slam and the final boss is benoit.
Hulk hogan is still allowed to exist in wrestling after being racist that one time?
Christopher Rivera
Why don't they just make another classic WWF game? Who gives a fuck about the faggy WWE anyways?
Ethan Price
>see a different article covering 2k20 >Lynch says that she's proud to be the first woman to make a WWE game cover >mfw there have been more than a few covers that featured women, Smackdown 2 had Chyna on the front in EU territories for example Dumb bitch.
Alot of things. It's kinda depressing really. I never thought she was that talented, but shit's been rough. First she got a sex tape where she got BLACKED by Xavier Woods leaked, then she got coked up and probably beat by Del Rio who picked her up on the rebound after his divorce. Then she got over that, but her years of injuries from wrestling since she was teen finally caught up to her and she had to retire. To rub it all in The Rock produced a biopic about her that was actually pretty decent, but was bittersweet as fuck since her career was over before it even released.
I mean fuck, I think only Bret Hart has her beat in suffering a complete career downturn, but Bret was in his mid-late 30's when all that shit went down.
I think she means the fist woman on the cover without any male wrestlers front and center with a female in the back
Oliver Hughes
>First she got a sex tape where she got BLACKED by Xavier Woods leaked You know I always knew) suspected that she was a British slag and slut, but once I watched that video I lost all interest in that coalburning whore.
Jackson Ramirez
Sharing the same cover space as the other guys so that's still not correct.
The only women that were truly over were Lita and Trish 2 decades ago when WWE was bigger
Lucas Fisher
Its so hard watching Shane >runs down to the ring doing his stupid dance like he's still a teenager >match begins >does a bunch of bad looking punches >runs around the ring frantically >immediately gassed >takes a single bump >turns purple and looks like he's dying >opponent has to carry him through the rest of the match
Stacy Keibler was as well but modern wuss men didn't like it when WWE had sexy shit so she's never included.
Ayden Edwards
Lol shut up nigger,everyone know oneangryincel is right wing kotaku Also >Defending Kotaku Ambarassing...Just embarasding.
Liam Richardson
KWAB
Eli Ward
You don’t remember Sunny or Sable, eh
Kayden Moore
Sable didn’t actually like to wrestle
Anthony Jones
Isn't Becky like the biggest star in the company right now? and also by far and away the best/most popular woman wrestler?
Landon Bell
It's one thing if old HHH gets in the ring he's still jacked but Shane? He should be in the back his glory days are over
Jaxson Taylor
>Doesnt fuck her right then and there Lame
Adam Cox
I was disappointing with wrestling games after smackdown vs raw 201, can't see why this one would be different
Luke Cruz
I want to marry and impregnate Liv Morgan.
Luis Foster
>best lol >popular lol
She's front and center because she's the female Roman. It's as simple as that.
Aaron Richardson
>Waaaa my waifu fucked nigger waaaaa
Jack Williams
Who's a better or more popular woman wrestler? All I know is she headlined wrestlemania iirc and people were super happy about it I haven't watched the product in years
Ryder Hughes
Not him but I agree with him, most women who fuck black dudes do it so they can say they fucked a black dude. That is 100% slut behavior and sluts don't deserve love
Nicholas Williams
>caring about fake fight I will never get WWEfags, whats the apeal?
Lucas Russell
I'm not the go to authority on that shit user but In my opinion I would rate Asuka way higher than her but Vince doesn't like anyone from the east so she's getting shit on all the time.
Jack Turner
Svr 2009 is the only wwe game I've bought that I still play
Nathan Kelly
>WWE >Not Worldly >Not Wrestling >Not Entertainment also >one angry faggot
>No one wants to see two 120 lb girls slapping each other when they can see two juiced up dudes beat the holy hell out of one another. I do, but I don't want to watch disgusting real girls doing it.
The woman empowerment propaganda is cringe as fuck to be honest. Why can't they just do their thing without looking so pretentious?
Ian Edwards
Don't count him out yet
Michael Kelly
>I have thoughts literally can't get passed the headline without lying
Caleb Parker
cringe on at least 3 different levels
Jace Cruz
>Yukes got the boot 2kwwe still sucks
Sebastian King
Gedo will never let him
Liam Jackson
>OneAngryIncel
Jaxson Martin
kek
Ryder Cruz
>doesn’t care for fake stuff >plays video games LOL
Brody Torres
Was that sex tape any good?
Cameron Wilson
They're not seeking normalization that's why. If it becomes normal then they have nothing to elevate themselves with and thus can't deflect criticisms with the pretentiousness behind it all.
Joshua Anderson
Reminder that Smackdown 2 and Smackdown vs Raw 2006 are the best in the series
Jason Edwards
I hope Bill Burr’s wife doesn’t find out he’s been back with white women in the ring.
Xavier Hernandez
Chyna used to legitimately wrestle 300lb men back in the day on equal footing they'll never top that
They probably won't. Chyna was their one and only chance to have that shit work naturally and they fucked it with backstage politics. Their inter-gender matches since then have been a fucking joke.
Levi Miller
Truth. British girls are massive sluts. I always notice most of the girls who date black men are usually British and Jewish.
I think that's actually a feature they're promoting in the new game.
Andrew Brooks
What's the appeal of anything that isn't reality?
Elijah Parker
God i want to pin and fuck her so much.
Nathan Morales
Never got that Championship runnafter his return when he was red hot like he should have. Or at least let him win that rumble he absolutely destroyed in.
Jaxon Price
Is there still bleeding in the modern wwe games? Used of weapons?
Jonathan Smith
I watch NJPW so I don't care
Christopher Lopez
Why does no one else make wrestling games, all you have to do is make one better than the shit 2k pumps out every year with full mod support and you'd make bank, you don't even need the WWE license, just make a generic game and let people add their own characters, thats like 90% of the fun anyway.
Most post-HCTP rasslin games were actually pretty bad, even the ones people like to post because the songs were "cool". SvR 2007 is actually overrated as fuck, that game introduced the retarded analog control system (something that got removed a few years later) and it completely scrapped all the physics, forcing you to use the ultimate grapples or finishers to break tables, defend that
Nolan Gomez
>the way she's laughing and lifting her shirt That girl wanted to get fucked so much.
Michael Green
cope
Carson King
What a beautiful smile.
Brayden Sanchez
I didn't know about this, pretty cool. It's Yukes though so I have doubts as to whether or not they're capable of making a decent game in the first place, maybe they'll be able to do better with more than a years dev time.
Christopher Harris
kevin nash summer 92
Joshua Ward
>Well a straight man would rather see 2 half naked women going at it than 2 muscle dudes. That depends of what you're after, if you want to see a good fight then the men will more than likely deliver, same thing with real sports.
Jace White
I haven't watched Wrestling in like 15 years. How's Chris Benoit doing?
Luis Ward
If I want porn, I'll watch porn. Wrestling is only good when it's as athletic and over the top as possible and Women just can't do that.
John Johnson
>Looking at the trailer for this game confirms that I made the right choice. I mean, let’s be honest. No matter how good a female wrestler is, they will never have the same appeal as a hulking man does. No one wants to see two 120 lb girls slapping each other when they can see two juiced up dudes beat the holy hell out of one another. A S U K A
>Benoit wasn't in the trailer with his kids talking with Eddie shit game
Jaxon Cox
I wish One Angry Gamer was half as angry when anti-SJWs start mass shootings or harass people to the point of suicide as he is when a video game has a woman in it.
Brandon Edwards
Very funny.
William Morgan
She's one of the best wrestlers on the roster (regardless of gender) and is stuck in tag team hell. Her reign should've been longer rather than "le flair record" needing to be once again inflated.
She can't speak English, so she can't cut enjoyable promos. It might be different if she had a good manager who spoke for her, but that ship has kind of sailed
>She can't speak English She does ok. Not good enough for "the fans" but better then some recent transfers I run into daily.
Jackson Davis
>baby metal actually have made a successful comeback Very happy for them.
Christian Robinson
I don't read his bullshit that often, but this one actually reads like one of those parodies you see game journos shit out of what they think gamers would write.
Stopped paying attention to this shit a long time ago, who the fuck is Roman Reigns?
Eli Jenkins
Real fights have no in-ring psychology, they're total spotfests
Tyler Rodriguez
>80lbs manlets throwing weakly punches
There´s more powerful strikes being thrown at little girl's pillow fights at sleepovers
Adrian Kelly
>I don't know anything about anything, let me comment on it
Either one of those guys would beat the dogshit out you, boyo.
Jayden Wilson
lightweight boxing is unironically the best, heavyweight is fucking shit these days, ever since the klitschkos with their 10 rounds of wow its fucking nothing or the cancerous nigger counterboxer
at least in the lighter weights they are actually fighting
Samuel Cook
>WWE
Literally who gives a shit. It’s like Madden. Same shit every year. The last good WWE game was WWE All-Stars because they at least tried something different.
Daniel Rogers
>I have thoughts Nothing intelligent I'm sure.
Joshua Nguyen
Raven was over as fuck in 98 retard
Ryan Hughes
>tfw AEW will have a based VPW Aki style game E-drones seething
Owen Lee
Nash is right there, ya simp.
Jackson Powell
They´d tire themselves out trying to hurt me. They have no power behind their punches, they´d feel like light taps to. One punch and I´d probably kill one of them. Those 50lbs beaners should stick to cock-or dogfighting
Carson Rivera
This so I can have a CAW video game tournament without it being male fighters only
Brandon Lewis
Make the switch, Yea Forums Wrestling's actually good if you know where to look.
Women can fuck whoever they want. But I have just as much right to judge them for it. Again, get over it you miscegenation apologist liberal retard.
Hudson Sanchez
>Look at OAG frontpage >Half the articles is cheats for casual indie games like train valley and my time in portia Holy shit what, this is supposed to be a "real" gamer?
>No one wants to see two 120 lb girls slapping each other when they can see two juiced up dudes beat the holy hell out of one another. I do
Camden King
I played WWE 2k17 some time back. Why does it have significantly less features than some of the Smackdown vs Raw games? I couldn’t create my own taunts and moves and couldn’t drag the fight all the way in to the parking lot. Also can’t do male vs female fights which is kind of shit because there’s only like a handful of divas, so if you happen to make a diva you may as well create a whole new roster while you’re at it so you can actually have opponents
Adam Robinson
Is billy running out of material? Who the fuck gives a shit what some blogger thinks about a fucking WWE game in 2019?
Matthew Campbell
1. Pic related will never be toppled. 2. Let women break glass ceilings in fiction so they can proceed to break their backs trying to pull the same shit on real life men in a deluded stupor of feminist empowered retardation, and thereby make it easier to rape them since they aren't running away anymore.
>you will never watch parallel universe EWW where 200lb of muscle amazonian women piledrive each other while tiny manlets compete in the twink division.
It hurts lads.
Andrew Morgan
It's a clever self protection strategy actually. Sure, you might risk AIDS, but at least you'll never be stalked by mentally ill fat creepy neckbeards again.
Nathan Fisher
Anyone else still a 2k14 chad? I still play it for my army of CAW waifus. It still has tons of creation options and custom music, and I couldn't live without either. That and HCTP.
>Play Smackdown (one of the first) on PS1 as a young teen >See that black wrestler girl, Jaqueline or something's intro video That's the moment i started to have a thing for exotic features
Lucas Wilson
Should have been Asuka
Austin Reyes
The WWE games havent been good for a good while, right? How would you actually make a wrestling game? The whole premise falls short because they don't actually hurt each other, otherwise why not give them a knife to stab their opponent with and be done with it
Justin Hall
Neither of those even come close to WWF No Mercy and y’all know it. Day of Reckoning 2 was the last good wrestling game
Brayden Martinez
Slowly start adding superpowers and supernatural shit, and also continue making new storylines for all kinds of characters like No Mercy. The rest is just improving graphics. Done deal.
Camden Cox
I thought the vague point of the wrassling games is that they don't need to do camera cutaways and have botches BECAUSE its a game and thus they can actually hurt each other. It being a game makes that easier than the "real" thing doesn't it?
Or would a wrestling game be more real if it had switching camera and moves that clearly miss by a yard yet the other guy gets blown away. Or maybe a game where wrestlers get all hissy and start no-selling each other? Fuck I'd play that.
Kayden Morales
Mechanically the games are fine, if not a little bloated with minigames. What needs to be fixed is the settings. More venues and arenas, outdoor locations and “backyard” stuff. Maybe even some fantasy locations as a nod to some of the outlandish commercials of the 90s (piledrive someone through the round table as referees dressed as knights run away). They’ve smoothed the combat out, now inject the fun
Brayden Adams
kek, you limp wristed faggots couldn't rape a sex doll if it weight more than 40kg
Caleb Clark
Good thing limp wristed trannies on hormone blockers are there to prove you wrong by blowing the shit out of all women's leagues. :^)
Jacob Davis
Pretty sure there's no trannies in WWE yet.
Nathan Anderson
This, Something hot about that. When I was a kid if they showed that all the time Id view in.
Becky Lynch draws no Dimes why the fuck does she get to be on the cover ? fuck feminism.
Landon Bennett
I mean I just can't get behind the premise of actually "fighting" someone in wrestling because of how stupid kayfabe is. Oh you took a finisher, you are supposed to not be able to kick out of a pin. Even if that finisher is some stupid shit like the Cobra.
Noah Bennett
Too late user. Google it.
Jaxson Bell
That's a suspiciously expensive looking chair to be anywhere near a mat.
Aaron Collins
Holy fuck that ref
Nolan Peterson
Don't care and don't give a fuck. Stay mad your fake sport has fake women in it.
Charles Baker
A fake sport without fake women wouldn't be a fake sport user, are you being retarded on purpose?
Asher Torres
They hurt each other it's just a slow effect that accumulates over a couple decades until their back is fucked
Henry Reed
The reason that they're just pushing whoever they want and don't care about ratings anymore is because they're making all their money from contracts. The Saudi cobtract is worth $60 MILLION per year. The FOX contract is worth $200 MILLION per year. They never need to worry about ratings or ticket sales ever again because they're making more money from those contracts than they could ever possibly make from anything else.
Nothing will ever be dumber than the worm or socko/mandible claw
Ayden Evans
The realest part in Wrestlemania was when they took their acting scenarios to the next level and Jake slapped a cobra to piss it off so it can be extra real when it fangrapes Randy.
Kayden Diaz
Raven was never over. The guy who took the photo was a self-described Raven mark. That's literally the only reason.
There hasn't been much SJW success lately for him to cry about. Don't worry, though, it's only a matter of time. Business will inevitably pick up for good old Billy.
Jeremiah Clark
It's gonna happen and there's nothing you can do about it.
Brody Clark
That's pretty based
Josiah Sanchez
Finisher: The move that typically finishes the match. I mean do you want us to call it the COPE or the KWAB or the ZOOMER BOOMER
Wrestling's audience was 90+% adults before the 90s.
Michael Ortiz
Wendi Richter drew 5 million viewers on cable back when only 10 million people even had cable.
Nicholas Kelly
The MMA girl who's name I don't remember is WAY more famous. Her and Lesnar are their 2 biggest stars and that's entirely because of their time in UFC.
Aiden Morris
During the Hulk Hogan era? Hell no. The attitude era was the most adult it will ever be.
Hudson White
>Christiany was used by Roman elite to make people subservient to the state >Roman elite consisted of jews who introduced a sect that directly conflicted with not only their own religion, but also the ideals of their entire Empire and ultimately ended up as one of the reasons why the Roman Empire collapsed Those Roman elites were pretty wacky people.
Angel Gomez
Vince's daughter (whatever her name is) admitted on twitter that it's just PR.
Alexander Hall
Not as wacky as the average OAG commenter
Easton Baker
Everyone always seems to miss that guy's humerus sticking out of his skin
Jace Long
i thought they did away with the "wrestlers have a job" thing. is he a waiter? did he give her a "martini slam" or some such nonsense?
>There was never a historical jesus despite the general consensus among historians being that there most likely was and it was totally a roman ploy despite zero evidence suggesting that whatsoever This is what happens whenever you let a based retard make his own conclusion.
Look at the crowd in old shows, retard. It didn't become mostly kids until the 90s.
Aaron Lee
It was parents bringing their kids to see Hogan obviously 50% will be adults
Hunter Allen
Ronda Rousey?
Leo Brown
I thought arrogant militant atheism died in like 2010 after getting mocked by fedora images
Hunter Brown
this is dumb and you should feel dumb for saying it
Samuel Allen
After the servers went down and even fucking VGCW dropped it? No way.
Evan Ward
did this bald nigga just rock bottom himself from a girl?
Angel Sullivan
Can we agree that the only good thing to ever come out of the WWE games is VGCW and its spinoffs? Who BWA and WVGCW here?
Christopher Perez
What ?
Chase James
>ONE >ANGRY >AUTIST
lmaooooooooo
Thomas Bennett
did she die?
Christian Torres
You are literally fucking delusional.
Angel Adams
They mostly started to quiet down after they perceived that the fundies no longer were prominently opposing mainstream trends and a division occurred between them over SJW issues in the mid 2010s. They probably still hang out having autistic orgasm in a geeky forum somewhere.
Caleb Nguyen
God, what a fucking faggoty writing style. Some part of me just instinctively hates it on a primal level.
Bentley Scott
Does VGCW still exist? I recall really enjoying watching it weekly. Think i got burned around the time baz said he was gonna retire and hand it over to someone else
Why is EVERYTHING so shit compared to the Attitude Era. The new wrestlers can't even beat women properly.
Josiah Thomas
people get so upset about such petty shit
Justin Gomez
That part, good sir, that you so vehemently disagree with, is certainly what your lacking mind consider "intellectual writing". 'Tis natural that a simpleton feels threatened by deep layers of servismal choice of wording to tingle ones center of stimuli.
Christianity just isn't an issue it's very 90s to be rebellious against Christianity when there's bigger problems
Ryan Edwards
>Sabin shows up >Starts suplexing everyone >His entire moveset is suplexes >We love it and count every single suplex he does >Baz is a faggot and hates this >Changes his moveset so he doesn't have suplexes anymore Unironically made me drop it And then, ironically enough, a few years later, Brock Lesnar does the same thing and the audience starts counting them for real We were making headstart on actual real wrestling and that faggot ruined it
Henry Torres
They literally converted to muslims. Not making that up.
They were NEVER anti-religion. They were only ever anti-Christian. They always LOVED jews and muslims. Now they've stopped the "militant atheist" shit so they don't "offend muslims".
Nolan Hernandez
For every sensible and rational line this guy writes, he follows up with 10 purely insane rambling lines. Pretty much like his article ratios
Ayden Sanchez
Jesus fuck
Adrian Martinez
she's hanging by her armpit in the last one btw
Easton Watson
VGVW has ended a few years ago. Some of its spinoffs are still around using the newer WWE2k games
Kevin Turner
You now remember the time Kane shot Chyna in the eye with a firework.
That's the dumbest shit i've ever read. Let me guess, you're a "persecuted christian"? When the big names like Dawkins, Hitchens and Dennet actually converts, then i'd believe you.
Cooper Walker
OP's article reads like it's written by a mentally disabled social outcast. That being said, WWE is cringe,the game looks like shit, and NJPW is KINO.
Lucas Richardson
What i really want from 2k games is to make all the accesories and usable in fights like there are capes and robes that you can give peope but not when they fight, only for entrences and that's lame i know they're worried about clipping but fuck it man, i just want my wrestling samurai vs superman
Grayson Hill
SvR 2006-2008
Bentley Bennett
>Billy D has some thoughts WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH HOT TAKES ITT, SJWS AND KEKS BLOWN OUT
>Loved some classic moments of early VGCW matches (Duke vs snake, gaben ring break etc) >Get drunk some day, feel like rewatching them >They're all deleted or just gone
yeah but the crowd is wrestling fans theyll believe anything im sure if a guy stabbed another guy in the ring with a rubber knife some retard would call the police
>I mean, let’s be honest. No matter how good a female wrestler is, they will never have the same appeal as a hulking man does. Chyna says hi from the next life
Dominic Jackson
Funnily enough, Dawkins made a few posts a few years ago arguing in favor of christianity over islam and that got his fanbase in a uproar
Jacob Cruz
Sorry, i just expected the fucking founding fathers of the modern atheism movement to be the FIRST to do whatever insane delusion that popped into your head first, since they of all people should fit your bill
If they wanted to promote female wrestlers, it should have been Asuka or Ember Moon. But judging by the shittalk on the game, maybe it's better they weren't.
Luis Kelly
>>IT WAS HIS TURN!!! Daniel had his turn by winning at Mania 30 Most D-Bryfags like myself just seeing everything after as a Bonus >Tfw saw it live and I still remember the goosebumps when Batista tapped out
Benjamin Taylor
I remember. The "Cultural Christian" shit. What a shitshow that was on everyone's part. Glad i don't make my belief in god vs no god a core part of my identity like these schmucks do
Easton Garcia
Female wrestling is such a missed opportunity, it doesn't have to be trophy wives in makeup pulling each other's hair and yelling, where's all the fit badasses that fighting games have
I thought you were joking. She literally broke the glass ceiling. Subtle
Tyler Wright
Gabi Garcia exists, and doesn't need much pay to perform.
Joshua Ward
Cute
Brandon Anderson
Aren't there a few in mma, I don't mean like anime thin I just mean...honestly I don't know what I mean I don't even watch wrestling, I just see webms of women wrestling posted and think "this is too western for my cringy weeb ass"
Robert Jenkins
>The trailer showed off PS3 level graphics that are getting roasted in the comment section. Are console gamers actually fucking retarded? Do they believe the hardware gets MAGICALLY better every year and that both ps4 and xbox1 isnt now over 6 years old? How the fuck can those games look better on the same hardware, only so much smoke and mirrors tricks you can come up with before you run out of possibilities to fake out a bit more better looking game.
Her promos are amazing, personally speaking. The ones from her reign in NXT let her go full sass.
Eli Rodriguez
I feel like if those shootings didn't happen this thread wouldn't even be on this site. I'm pretty surprised it hasn't been taken down yet by the 4channel mods.
How come even though I don't watch wrestling I love seeing people talk about wrestling? Wrestling lingo is so useful I'm surpised it hasn't spread more
Kayden Davis
>use a brick made of foam >OH MY GOD HE HIT HIM WITH CINDERBLOCK!! typical wrestling fans
Henry Wood
You must be new, Billy has been advertising here for months.
Carter Collins
Anyone have the classic Billy Hot Take™ where he calls someone a cuck for rather focusing on enjoying a game rather than focusing on some dumb implied mortal kombat ending?
Dominic Jackson
It has. >worked >gimmick >heat >mark Nothing will beat HHH's sledgehammer >weapon that in real life would legit murder people >hits people with his hand covering the hammer >nobody even gets pinned by it >calls himself le cerebral AssAssIn because he's a fucking mark for himself
I'm under the impression that Japanese wrestlers are finally making headway into the WWE (and some WWE in japan). I don't watch the stuff, but nip wrestling would be a fresh breath of air to WWE from the webms i've seen
David Cook
Yeah, I can't believe people actually think Bruiser Brody was killed lmao
Jeremiah Barnes
No because what he said is shoot retarded.
Henry Perry
Promos really should be amazing, the point is to be hype. Sadly, so many fall short.
Blake Green
Cracks me up every time I see the term "Jobber" used on Yea Forums
William Martin
I love Liv Morgan.
Kayden Miller
that was an actual block not a worked one.
Lucas Martin
Why the fuck did some nordic manlet cuck like Daniel go so over with the crowd, when based real warrior genetics stuff like Reigns don't?
William Morgan
Of those I only know gimmick, sometimes I see jobber and I only know kayfabe because I read about it once by accident. I should go look a bunch up
Juan Brown
But will biker Undertaker be in the game? Also fuck that trailer for making it seem like Becky did something amazing when Chyna beat her to the punch decades ago and got a strap even.
Nathan Davis
Chyna doesn't count. She's actually a female hyena not a human. I saw the vids
yeah, it's pretty interesting to read up on the stories backstage and more entertaining than the actual stuff desu
Isaiah Green
Real question. Everybody but Ted pretty much hated WCW in turner. They couldnt even they their own fucking people in sister stations or programming to plug them in any way shape or form, including ads. Hell, CNN for a time was reporting on Nitro's success and called it a WWF produced show, not even knowing that their OWN parent company owned WCW, or even that WCW was even a thing.
Given all the long documented hate and disdain over WCW and anything that touched WCW, how much of a shit so you think Warner and DC caused over their comic character appearing in every single piece of raven merch (posters, promo pictures, 6x8 gloss's, the cover of every game he was in, etc).
based, the music in this game was awesome. Also I remember getting all the belts via counouts lmao
Juan Jenkins
I would watch the shit out of a girl wrestling league that was optimized for proud semenminds like myself BUT it would need all of the following components: >girls are actually pretty >they can actually perform wrestling moves >they can actually pretend they get hurt >the content is properly filthy, fetishy and ryonaesque
I have found literally nothing where all four would be true. There's plenty of wrestling fetish porn, but those ladies don't know how to do moves or sell moves.
Hispanic wrestling apparently used to be very hardcore back then. I've heard stories of machetes and other dangerous weapons having been used frequently in hardcore matches, and were one of the first ones to implement hardcore matches in wrestling.
Kevin Robinson
Marks. Also, you don't know the Junkyard Dog "almost shot someone to death" story. youtube.com/watch?v=LR-G22bUTvA Read this kayfabememories.com/Regions/midsouth/msw5-2.htm The black guy legit sold the blindness around, so when the guy pulled the gun to kill the bad guy (heel) next to him ("don't worry, I got him!"), he didn't know if he should break kayfabe (fiction shit) and block him because then it would be him to die at the hands of the promoter for exposing the business. >In the summer of the same year, the infamous feud with the Freebirds went down, where they blinded JYD with their hair cream and were going to force him to retire at the Superdome. Michael Hayes acted as if he was about to beat down the blind JYD, when a man jumped the guardrail and drew a pistol on The Boys From Badstreet. The police soon tackled the man and dragged him away, saving JYD from having to blow the story and stop his co-workers from getting shot. But that shows how beloved the Dog was: people were willing to kill for him.
>Shortly after that incident, JYD's first daughter was born, with Dog playing up the "fact" that he couldn't see his newborn baby to get sympathy and put a MASSIVE amount of heat on the Freebirds.
>The Freebirds had police escorts for the rest of the feud, which ended when Dog defeated Hayes in a steel cage dog collar match, which was sold by JYD fantastically as he talked about not having to see Hayes to beat his ass because he'd have nowhere to run.
This is the shit people hate because they prefer flippy shit performed by numale monkeys, apparently.
Eli Cook
>Martini slam
Lmao
Juan Wood
He's not a waiter, he was general manager of RAW for a while, and since he looked like shit when he was dressed like a wrestler, they decided to just let him wear that waiter shit.
Xavier Diaz
I want a wrestler wife
Matthew Hernandez
>It’s drawn anger from the wrestling community, with WWE star Kurt Angle telling fans he’d love some time with the lad to show him what he thinks of his actions Kek, is that guy even relevant after 2010?
John Diaz
>When incel rage hits limit break
Robert Kelly
Not quite on the perversion level I was thinking of unless you're in the know some extra juicy league I don't know about.
Jason Garcia
Priscilla Kelly is best wrestlefu.
Levi Gutierrez
I will never ever understand how apparently SO MANY PEOPLE can't separate fiction from reality. If VR ever gets that realistic, the "games creates killers" arguement might actually end up holding water one day. It's not even wrestling. Even literal fantasy shit like GoT had the kid playing geofry or whatever his name was getting death threats and shouting on the street off the set.
Michael Price
kwab
Josiah Allen
No you don't, that's like asking for a woman from the army. Might as well go get yourself injected with every std and maybe aids.
Charles Cook
>numale monkeys The irony here is that probably every single one of those swinging flipping numale monkeys could beat your ass to a puddle.
Zachary Cox
That's what made money, make it feel real. >"Knoxville, Tennessee, I had a grandmother jump the rail to slap me in the face and the quote was >'You are not Jesus Christ and you will burn in Hell for your sins.' And that's exactly what—that's >exactly—I turned right to Gallows and said, 'We did it! We got 'em!' And that was the desired >reaction I wanted When CM Punk was doing the Straight Edge Society, basically faux Jesus Christ with those christcuck infomercials. youtube.com/watch?v=8BA1MK7bwbM Now that everything is exposed and we know everything that happens, it's dead. Before, evil wrestlers couldn't even sleep in the same hotel as the good ones, let alone ride together and eat together.
Lincoln Morgan
can't tell whether i'm scared or aroused
Benjamin Roberts
Mickie James was always my favorite female wrestler.
Justin Brooks
Worked into a seething frenzy.
Brayden Bell
Rather they stay safe and alive than the industry surviving off mentally ill and ustable retards. Besides, internet expose everything anyway. Back in the days, every mistake made by a wrestler would at best be quietly discussed by a small number of nerds huddling in a circle who go frame by frame to find faults. Nowadays if you google some guy's name, you're as likely to find all the time he "fucked up" as to information about him.
Ryder Cooper
I like wrestlers. They're generally the biggest dweebs and bros there is despite their massive sizes. It's such a pleasant contradiction to norm. Their love of anime and vidya makes them far more relatable than the average joe on the street who actually might look like me. It's a pleasure to hear both female and male wrestlers rant about their anime and vidya love.
Ian Nguyen
The emperor's new clothes 1837 - 2019
Lucas Baker
I recall my brother saying this after listening to his Joe Rogan podcast, that Randy made him have the snake bite him before the match to prove it wasn't poisonous or some shit and he was so mad about it he riled it up before siccing it on him.
Sebastian Howard
Aerated concrete might be brittle but it can kill just as well as a brick you twat. Overall not a smart stunt, shit like thin metal and plastic chair and benches don't have much mass, aerated concrete i still heavy in bigger blocks and will be no different from getting kicked in the head at full speed.
Luke Lewis
In Texas people were willing to die for the Von Erich's family, until they realized the all-american christcucks were actually fucked up drug addicts, and most of that family died young after their business collapsed. Here the golden boy vs Ric Flair was found in his car, allegedly stoned out the ass, because he couldn't even move. youtube.com/watch?v=ifh3ljUEWck It's more or less like this youtu.be/8uTCHS8KHdE?t=516 They found him drugged out of his mind before the match, after he locked up and stuck his nail in Sting's neck (you can see blood) he legit dropped him and pinned him for real. But yeah, now that you see them play bad guy on tv and then they go on their youtube channel to play as Poison in SF5 or worse, Fortnite, there's no longer any worth in watching them. Wrestling was all about "larger than life", when it got too geeky it died a horrific death. youtube.com/watch?v=oi1W_j3gd6A&feature=youtu.be&t=304
Watch the podcast, it was wholesome. Jake went through some shit in life that you might as well say that him living currently is a feat of extreme athleticism and sport.
I don't understand how people see anything in these arenas. I mean, they're gigantic, how does the guys in the far back even catch anything going on in the ring? I assumed they use the main entrance tv to show what's being recorded, but never actually seen it.
Logan Martin
Oh yeah, i saw that sting vs Jeff long time ago, which basically ruined one of their returns if i recall right
Luke Murphy
They usually have the titantron, a big screen right up the ramp on the way to the ring, to show people the action, and where available that NBA top monitor thing.
John Hall
>That batista Holy shit he actually improved. I think i saw him when he was pretty new in WWE as a teen over a decade ago and then he was just a brute without personality.
Kevin Stewart
>That bit when he mentions how Piper was scared of snakes >Talks about how he tried to sneak up with the snake only for him to notice and pull a fucking gun on him to get him to fuck off
>Looking at the trailer for this game confirms that I made the right choice. I mean, let’s be honest. No matter how good a female wrestler is, they will never have the same appeal as a hulking man does. No one wants to see two 120 lb girls slapping each other when they can see two juiced up dudes beat the holy hell out of one another. Opinion instantly disregarded
Jace Ramirez
you're a literal mark
congratulations, you neckbeard faggot
Ryder Hill
Apparently you're now a mark if an ex criminal pulls up a gun on someone, and you DARE to think it's real after the police reports
Brandon Russell
>when it got too geeky it died
Exactly this.
Yea Forums is somehow even more autistic than /mlp/.
Jackson Sullivan
If someone asked me which one of the over 1300 episodes so far are my most favorite, I'd say it's a tie between the Jake episode and Alex Jones, with a wide gap between them and the next in line.
>Talking about Andre the Giant >Mention to Jake about the HBO documentary on him, saying he'd like it >"It's really good, you'd love it." >"I-I don't want to. It would just hurt too much."
>The jeff match Kek, you can tell the ref already knew what's going on about the 3.30 mark
Charles Sanders
Nothing will beat mankind vs undertaker hell in a cell. That shit was legit (in several ways) How the fuck can one fat fuck take so much real punishment and still keep going?
Brandon Fisher
Why watch people pretending to fight? Why not just watch people actually fighting?
Jason Carter
youtube.com/watch?v=WJDZZzY4C00 When they did the Saudi show Daivari, a wrestler, came out with the Iranian flag. He got death threats on twitter. If wrestling was still good, he would've said "go fuck a goat", instead he said >me so sorey me play actor me fiction me apology :( Oh, and ironically the long-haired guy is legit a former /pol/fag, he literally was to a /pol/ meeting.
Adam Edwards
I thought they stopped making those games a while ago. One of the PS1 ones was legit.
What you posted is the perfect description. He's not fit for the role. He doesn't have the charisma of the top-guy and he's not good enough to let it go while he's in the ring. Dude always looks nervous even when he puts that cool-guy facade. You could tell he wants nothing more but to just go home and play COD or someshit, instead of being the top-guy.
Alexander Wood
Because actual fights ends in less than 30 seconds, and rarely have dramatic storylines besides unironic ONLY muh win da belt vs random guy/girl with the same idea. Even Boxing has more intercharacter development. Nothing beats Muhammad Ali trashtalking his opponents to generate hype.
Lincoln Walker
Hell yeah
Angel Miller
>no GM mode after austin has been calling for it for over a year on UUDD
>Let me begin... Now this is really- I'm telling you Joe, this is the real deal. Oh fuck this is gonna be good.
Ryan Reyes
It's nice to see actual wrestling with some flair added to it and some nice stories being told where you don't know what will happen next. Suspension of disbelief like watching a movie. Now it's obviously more flippy spotfests with stories I couldn't care less about. Many of them have lame personalities
Thomas Collins
I heard they remove the created characters from the servers as soon as the newer game is out, is that true?
Ryder Rodriguez
I really hope Wyatt goes over and we have a revival of fun gimmicks again instead of boring flippy shitters that need 6 special moves that are kicked out of.
Ayden Lee
Yeah he tears up at one point in that documentary. I recall hearing a story about Jerry Lawler giving him a drawing he did of Vince, Shane and his dad and he got emotional and hugged him.
based I miss him too. Kenta is a shit replacement.
Juan Collins
>No rolling backhanded slap 0/10, see me after class
Kevin Scott
R Truth is a national treasure
Christopher Gomez
That Jeff/Sting match is a fucking classic
From the obvious signs that he was super fucked up to everyone else trying their best to improvise, keep it together and just make sure both of them got through in one piece, it's a great example of how they handle rare situations like these. Sting's straight up disappointment is probably the crown on the shit pile
Joseph Parker
Gimme the tl;dr It still isnt as bad as nba in the mycareer modo in that you can't do shit offline, right?
Oh mate it wasn't just Xavier woods. Judging by all the different dudes she fucked it was like half the stables. She takes pretty good facials though.
Brayden Price
>No one wants to see two 120 lb girls slapping each other Uhhhhh
Caleb Lopez
HWNDU Jesus, google it. Reddit was conflicted about it, because he was saudi so untouchable, but also a /pol/fag. One of those "dividing by zero" moments.
Noah Stewart
They no longer slap each other like bitches, and that is the problem: youtube.com/watch?v=tsx_03UbZ1E They are unironically try to pass for legit wrestlers, and they're doing a terrible fucking job at it. The blonde first coming to the ring was worked into a shoot when people booed their asses, and went crying on twitter about it.
Hunter Cooper
>MFW people try to sell these midget strippers as "wrestlers"
>tfw a modern WWE game will never come close to having the level of flexibility, control and creativity of a game as old as fucking EWR and the engine of Day of Reckoning.
It’s not fair, Bros...
Hunter Allen
Fuck off back to R3ddit you stupid niggerfaggot poltard, have sex incel.
Jace Murphy
Fuck off back to pol/ you stupid niggerfaggot neonazi.
Angel Ortiz
I might be wrong, but aren't those mostly the modern wrestlers? As far as I know, old wrestlers prefer being seen as ultra macho guys or something along those lines
Isaac Martinez
We never had threads about white trash games like WWE & CoD before /pol/ invited r/thedonald to the site Fuck you inbred retards youre games were never good. Are we gonna have Madden & Nascar threads next?
Nolan Barnes
Old wrestlers were either injured / retired athletes, bodybuilders who couldn't make it in BB competitions, or heirs to a wrestling family going back generations
Yeah, better have two or three more threads about that goth pedobait's feet in Pokeymans. You forgot bouncers. Get checked for CTE.
Grayson Green
Yeah, I know. It often seems like they're trying way too hard whenever one of them is seen trying to bury the new talents when we all know they can't fight anymore and would get their ass handed to them.
Yeah, nerds only took over wrestling in the last 15 years or so and especially in the last 10.
Asher Thomas
I'm not sure what you're trying to push, but they probably were a lot tougher in their prime than modern wrestlers who don't have to take nearly as many risks and are given much more leniency for taking time off, and don't even have to keep kayfabe
Owen Russell
>Muh draws I don't give a shit what makes dimes, I give a shit what entertains ME Stop having a cuck mentality, faggots.
Camden Morris
>no one responded to this post Based user. Everyone here is a fag. Also that one niche Japanese wrestling game series is also based but I forgot the name
Not trying to push any narrative, just making an observation.
To be fair, I think most of the setbacks you see in modern wrestling are for the best even when it results in having less "larger than life" figures that usually drew a lot more attention to wrestling. Most of the old wrestlers large physique were due to drug use that a lot of them often overused and developed an addiction, which has sadly taken up a large amount of them by the age of 40 and at a more alarming rate than even football players. I don't watch wrestling anymore, but it's good to know that they've taken better measures in ensuring the safety of their workers.
>shoot brainbuster receipt for the shoot tombstone they were just trying to have an all japan main event
Ayden Bailey
>Judging by all the different dudes she fucked it was like half the stables. No, like I said I suspected that she was probably a huge slut. Not dating or marriage material (as if that would even happen anyway lol), but I can enjoy her appearance or jerking off to her leaked porn. But once a woman fucks a black dude? I lose interest completely.
Christopher Diaz
cringe
Ian Thomas
To add: I don't have that aversion with professional porn actresses. They're just literal whores who get paid by (((producers))) to suck and fuck on camera. I obviously prefer porn actresses who have never fucked a black dude, but it's not a deal-breaker in that case.
Libtard racemixer seethe.
Blake Rivera
>tfw I marked hard to this spot
She was such a mary sue for so long, this needed to happen
>oneangryincel >"I don't actually care about wrestling but it has a woman in it so it makes me mad" Is there anything more pathetic than going completely out of your way to get pissed off about things? For someone who shits his pants over SJWs he sure does act like one
scientificwrestling.com/members/forum/openthread.cfm?forum=7&threadid=21 Read from >JB: Since your lie revolves so much around wrestling, does it bother you that your best student Sayama, went to all the flying moves? Up to that big paragraph about Harley Race. Sayama would be Tiger Mask by the way. The irony is that wrestling is never spoken about in here but it's never been so much about videogame bullshit. The action looks like a shitty videogame, the "wrestlers" look and act like skinny fat nerds. This is wrestling now, women are just the icing on the shit cake.
>They are unironically try to pass for legit wrestlers, and they're doing a terrible fucking job at it.
Watching that video was painful. Jeezus, I had no idea this was going on. I actually learned something today, thanks user. They don't have the physique, the stage presence, or the energy of their male counterparts. Incidentally, this would have worked fine in a video game where their limitations as performers aren't an issue.
I'm a New Japan Chad. AEW is cringe. With that said >*Pretends to sell offense for 4 seconds* >*Frontflip* >*Backflip* >*Sideflip* >*Makes the :O face* >*Awkward anime pose* >*Overly contrived hold that takes 50 minutes to end in a DDT* I'm so sick of this faggot. Omega just had to be a huge simp and go to the hot dog The Young Cuck + Cody Rhodes circle-jerk and now we're stuck with this dweeb.
>I'm a New Japan Chad >I will also describe an Ospreay match from a year ago, despite the fact that he doesn't wrestle like this anymore because he got a clue and reined it in Way to expose yourself THIS hard.
Brandon Roberts
>From a year ago Someone didn't watch him on the Super Jr's besides the Shingo match
