What is Yea Forums's opinion on gnomes, goblins, hobbits, dwarves, and other races of short stature?

I like 'em

asura are my favourite

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ugly elephant feet

Oh boy a short stacked thread

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yordles

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>at bar with friends
>super short chick there with her friends
>had to be 4'8"
>no dudes talk to her
>I love short girls so I talk to her
>together ever since

Yeah, I like em.

mating press

she just looks like a mexican

>dwarves
>short stature.

Strictly speaking a Dwarf should only be considered short 'vertically'.
Everyone has this odd fucking misconception that a fantasy Dwarf is supposed to be this wee little man instead of a dense, heavy, ugly, horrible, rough-looking almost ape-like burrowing man creature.

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Wtf now I want to fuck a gnome?!?

Has there been any story based games at all (non porn) where the shortstack is an actual romance option?

alfie got some real pretty tiddy

Just wanted to post that you are a good soul, user. Enjoy your day!

I fucking love shortstack

>Everyone has this odd fucking misconception that a fantasy Dwarf is supposed to be this wee little man instead of a dense, heavy, ugly, horrible, rough-looking almost ape-like burrowing man creature.

Aside from ape-like every single fantasy setting has dwarfs that are almost as wide as they are tall, and are ugly little scotsmen. Shit, people complain if the women aren't as hairy as the men for not being proper dwarfs.

fem pandas >>>>>> everything

correct

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>tfw a fempanda will never shit in your mouth

>gnomes, goblins, hobbits, dwarves, and other races of short stature?
sub-human

NOOOO YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LIKE WIDE-HIPPED, PHAT-ASSED, HUGE-THIGHED PANDA WOMEN OR I WILL CALL YOU THE F WORD

>dwarves strip mountains of their precious metals sell off their wares to other races, and abandon the settlement/fort once all valuable minerals have been stripped from the rock
>goblins come in and use the settlement as the center of their warrens stealing as much as they can for the horde of crap beneath the mountains
>gnomes come in and use what metals and resources are present to reinvigorate the mountain
>only goblins have a permanent presence on the surface as tribes wandering in search of abandoned dwarf settlements
>the other two always return to the plane underneath it all
>everyone just assumes that gnomes and dwarves both have a habit of digging too deep and assume that goblins are unrelated to both of them

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I hate them all and I practice fantasy racism against them.

I want to marry and impregnate a Gnome

tfw no goblin gf

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Wheres part 2 to this image?

LotR style Dwarves are top tier, same for hobbits. Pretty much all other short races are degenerate bait and get the rope, especially gnomes

those khazar milkers tho

I love adult dwarf women

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>All my Dwarfs need to be finns

No.

Based

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>doesn't look like a powerlifter
>no beard
Trash

>fucking a girl who appeases your fetish makes you a "good soul"
>if he's even telling the truth
Naive faggot

I"m about to play a female gnome in D&D
youtu.be/6n3pFFPSlW4

Shortstacks are hot.

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THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD

Normally gross, but anything with tits like that (that arent badly done fakes) are ok in my book