The best cure for depression

Stealing?

death

>Sleeping dogs
Is it good? I missed out on it, I was busy playing strategy autism.

Exercise and a healthy diet.

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For me, it's this.

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Someone on /fit/ just posted the idiots guide

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>drinking another species milk

not everyone likes manmilk as much as you user

How does it feel to be black?

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I can do all except the sleeping part

I constantly feel dirty and want to wash it off

im a boomer with a background in occult and pschology. the best cure is UNIRONICALLY finding your body's required sleeping time. some people like me need 9 hours sleep

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but i cant sleep

Are you flexing your bulge or something? Angle's a bit weird

True

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why are you black

>is that gloss on your fingernails?
>are you mulatto or indian?

Yes it is pretty kino. Like GTA but with intense melee. The story is pretty good too. It's dirt cheap on PSN and even cheaper on Steam so there's no reason to not play it.

>indian
>touching the game with his left hand
disgusting

A whole hour? Every single day?! That's an entire fucking hour every single day I could be using on VIDEO GAMES

not being a nigger is the best cure for depression

>I'm small
OHNONONONONO OUR RESIDENT BLACKMAN IS A MANLET NOW ALL OTHER BOARDS WILL MAKE FUN OF US

>only once chance at life
>born with a manlet token blackie on your board

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better play yakuza games than this shit
combat is fun but rest of the game is pure trash

Best cures are the ones you don't want to do. You seriously need other people to force you.

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>dude, just sleep more
if it were that easy I wouldn't have black circles under my eyes

>wake up 2 or 3 hours earlier than I wanted to
>can't go back to sleep and just start my day early instead
I hate this shit

>dude just sleep lol
Im depressed because I cant.

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I do this too but I just stare at the ceiling or think disorganized thoughts until my alarm goes off

niganon that game and ps4 don't belong to someone else do they?

they're just crumbs you actual sperg lmao

With five people now held hostage in the basement, Pierre told Andrews to get something from their van. Andrews returned with a bottle in a brown paper bag, from which Pierre poured a cup of blue liquid. Pierre ordered Orren to administer the liquid to the other hostages, but he refused, and was bound, gagged, and left face-down on the basement floor.

Pierre and Andrews then propped each of the victims into sitting positions and forced them to drink the liquid, telling them it was vodka laced with sleeping pills. Rather, it was liquid Drano, that immediately caused blisters on the victims' lips, and began burning their tongues and throats, and peeled away the flesh around their mouths. Orren Walker was the last to be given the drain cleaner, but seeing what was happening to the other hostages, he allowed it to pour out of his mouth and then mimicked the convulsions and screams of his son and fellow hostages.

Pierre became angry because the deaths were taking too long so he shot both Carol and Cortney Naisbitt in the backs of their heads.Pierre then shot at Orren Walker but missed. He then fatally shot Stanley before again shooting at Orren, this time grazing the back of his head.

Pierre then took Ansley to the far corner of the basement, forced her at gunpoint to remove her clothes, then repeatedly and brutally raped her. When he was done, he allowed her to use the bathroom while he watched, then dragged her, still naked, back to the other hostages, threw her on her face, and fatally shot her in the back of the head.

Andrews and Pierre noted that Orren was still alive, so Pierre mounted him, wrapped a wire around his throat, and tried to strangle him. When this failed, Pierre and Andrews inserted a ballpoint pen into Orren's ear, and Pierre stomped it until it punctured his eardrum, broke, and exited the side of his throat. Pierre and Andrews then went upstairs, finished loading equipment into their van, and departed.

No, you need to do it yourself.
People don't really change unless it comes from within.
> t. reformed fatty

And how do you do that when the illness kills any ambitions for it?

is alcohol. And hate.

>illness
its called stop being your own victim numale

I'm turning 30 soon and I regret ever picking up videogames. Sure, they're fun and easy but all those hours I wasted I could have used on something else like developing social skills, learning a language or playing an instrument. God, I feel like I've wasted half of my life away and yet I still can't stop playing them. My brain chemistry is too used to the instant gratification they provide.

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This is wrong. No human needs 9 hours of sleep. You're just lazy and unmotivated which is why you're depressed and play video games.

>social skills
>language
>instrument

So you would've learned more useless shit instead of playing games? Look the only thing that matters in this world is money and success. If you're not successful then nobody would give a fuck about you.

Imagine the rumble making his thick 12 incher vibrate and making its juices start wetting his foreskin and glans as it gets slowly erect haha

Pretty rude, dr. Phil

By hitting rock bottom and realising that you have control over your own life.
Its a steady progress of getting better as you eventually come to terms and take responsibility for your life situation and take steps to improve yourself. For me getting /fit/ and realising I was sick of being a whiny little bitch has helped enormously.
Being depressed is enormously self indulgent.

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a normie lives one life. A gamer lives many. Shame about sex but thats a pretty shit game desu.

Not necessarily. At least for me I needed a proverbial kick in the balls. After watching it all fall down around me I fell even deeper in depression, became suicidal but also angry. And anger is good. So in the span of a year I punched myself, bit myself, walked for hours a day until my calves were bloody, lost around 50 kg in the span of a year, got my shit semi together, went back to uni, finished my degree and so on. Sadly the last few years I have fallen back into it again. Que a few months ago another kick in the balls, though not nearly as hard by far. Now I'm back at kicking myself in the ass. I'm pissed off in a vicious kind of way (exclusively at myself) with short periods of absolute despair (alcohol helps here) and punch most cement walls I come across but I'm getting my shit together again.

Short term, maybe.
But if there's other stuff weighing on your mind, you're gonna wanna face it sooner rather than later.

social skill are a very important factor in success

I think the black hand posting is pretty funny but this one guy is ruining it by spamming his own images every day now.

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We were destined for failure

that small controller looks big in ur hand. prob photoshop for a giggle or ur smaller than me somehow

nice bulge

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>tfw it didn't work

Spoken like a true loser who has no interesting skills or services.

i do non of these and im completely happy and satisfied with my life
you can convince yourself to feel good anytime you want if you had 500 iq like myself.

Then you might be one of the RARE people who have a real neurological/chemical induced depression.
You might need meds.

wholesome picture

>500 iq
It goes up to 200...

no pic related is

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I do try and get 30 minutes of exercise and it does work, although I still have a long way to go to get that alpha chad body.

This, people lack awareness to understand themselves, once you figure yourself out you can be happy anytime.

Wow what a Reddit response.

Ah, yes. The obligatory "reddit something"-post. How's you daily quota?

along with a 40 of OE and bucket of KFC, I agree.

>crabhanding the controller
Not gonna make it

>>/biz

He was lying about the fulfilling career. No one on Yea Forums has a fulfilling career.

Free will's a myth. What do you think allows you to make choices? It's just different influences and behavioral patterns. You don't even know what it's like to live life through another person's mind and yet you make judgments about human psychology like you know what's going on. But ultimately it means nothing. Why do you think people do the things they do? Why are there people that are 'below' and people who are 'above'? What does self-indulgent even mean when you're stuck doing things you don't even like?

>active romantic life
Literally only one of these i don't have and i feel like ass all the time. Time to die

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I mean, I'm cool with vidya, but the best cure for depression is watching my boy Mr Chi City on youtube
youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM

>Time to die
FUCK YOU! AND FUCK YOUR ONEITIS!

is that dead dick skin?

attention whore nigger stop it. you're only wanted in moderation to laugh at and call a nigger. the fuck are you starting a thread for dumb cunt

Broke up with my gamer GF a month ago and all I think about is her and killing myself
Sometimes being oblivious to this side of life and just think about waifus while being alone isn't that bad. I wish this sensation to no one

Says the loser posting on Yea Forums

Post tummy

Shut up, nigger. Blackbro is based. Zoomers only grew up around skeet skeet niggers and don't know how based black weebs at arcade rooms where. The average nog can kick your ass at Tekken without trying.

Stupid ofay.

>Implying its not a blend
You have no proof that free will is a myth, just a vague suggestion and you've used this as the ultimate cope for your decisions. I'm not going to pretend we aren't influenced by external factors, but only unironic NPCs are literally incapable of deviating from them.

Honestly, it kind of sucks. It feels like we're cursed. Whenever I see another black person talking about religion and going to church, it makes me a little sick. If there's an afterlife, I'm pretty sure me and the rest of my people are going to hell, just because. Hell, sometimes I feel like I'm treading a line when I consider myself a person. I have no opinion on other races and their relationship to us, but it seems as though dark-skinned people especially are just a collective mistake.

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>You don't even know what it's like to live life through another person's mind and yet you make judgments about human psychology like you know what's going on

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how does one get into the occult? professionally I mean, serious question

Had a black guy fuck me in the ass not too long ago.
Never felt happier.

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Fucking lucky

I use my skin to shitpost most of the time.
also it helps that I'm a furry.

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that is the curse of newer generations. right in the time when i started to go in puberty on verge was technological advance in croatia, neckbeards, hanging all the time on the internet, videogames all day etc. till that videogames were side fun. so i have a luck that i actually spend my time going out, hanging with friends and eventually fuck something

and yet i was still in serious clinical depression so yeah

>You have no proof that free will is a myth
You've created your own delusion and are now incapable of believing anything else. What do you truly think free will is? What even is it? There's nothing you can say that would make sense, it's all just a vague conception that we have absolute autonomy, which still doesn't make any sense. A lack of free will is the null hypothesis. But that's not to mention free will as a concept doesn't make any sense. Even if you could somehow choose your mind, you wouldn't be able to choose it with free will because you would need a mind to desire certain characteristics. And then once you have your mind, all your actions are dictated relative to how your mind is programmed. Like a computer. Well, the fact that you talk about NPCs means that you are too wrapped up in your narrow-minded conception of reality to even consider anything outside of the empty values you've been instilled with.
Ironic how? Although I will never understand another person completely, I understand that other people are different, and I accept that; I'm not angry at him for expressing narrow-minded thoughts, but I at least would like to correct them.

How does it feel to be a cumskin?

>tfw addicted to bbc sissy hypno

kill me

never been successfully robbed, so i guess there's that

having a nigger?

I don't understand the appeal of that fetish. Unironically, are you racist?

>You don't really get it man, unlike you my opinion is objective, good and correct
Sterling logic there my pseudo-intellectual friend.

Against depression, nothing beats a loli.

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thanks jordan peterson, your session is very helpful. you are my spiritual guru

yes, which is what makes it even more fucked

Make sure to clean your penis bucko

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What do you do after you nut

apart from crying

No, I think that's expected to be honest. There would be no point to the fetish if the race of the guy didn't matter.

Why do you purposefully misrepresent what I say? Even what you're saying now shows that you think what I'm saying is narrow-minded, since if I'm claiming my opinion is objective and correct and in actuality it isn't, then I'm just too ignorant to realize that fact. That shows that you can be ignorant of other possibilities and tell people that you think that without presenting your opinion as fact. Obviously everything I say is just what I think. And I think you're being narrow-minded.

Lifting weights, eat clean, find an outdoor hobby for some physical meditation (I do hunting and gardening, myself).
Even though it cut down drastically in my time for vidya it also made me appreciate my games more.

bet he stole that controller

Disgusting

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>Yes my worldview does absolve me of all the consequences of my action and justifies all the shitty things I've done
>No, of course I don't have any evidence, you're narrow minded for disagreeing with me
How convenient

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Kys sponge cringe poster
Niggers are based

>porn bad
that is scientifically and psychologicaly unproven
>prozac makes depression bad
its like prozac is not ANTIdepressant
lol
>blue light

conservative shitspill is this picture. take your politics and shove it up your ass

Would you prefer I write out an essay explaining the fine nuance of this picture and why all of these things aren't necessarily bad things but in combination with each other and in the absence of certain positive lifestyle choices they're conducive to poor mental health?
No, because we didn't come here to read a fucking novel.

What you're saying doesn't make any sense and doesn't follow from what I'm saying. First off, consequences are just what happens after you do something, there is no 'absolving', and using absolving in that context implies human justice, which is of course subjective. Same with justification. I don't know where this thing about doing shitty things came from anyway. And the way you talk about evidence tells me you think every argument about anything in the world involves some thing where people exchange bar charts or statistics or studies or whatever. What are you even talking about here? I've already outlined why free will doesn't make any sense and should not be the null hypothesis and you haven't addressed it at all. Free will as a concept doesn't make sense and is just a vague belief held because people think there's possibilities of people acting in any other way than they do. How that would work I don't know.

Kys nigger cringe Poster
Spongebob is based

More like the cause of.

How so? What if poor mental health just leads to these choices? What is defined as positive lifestyle choices and what if those choices are positive because people with positive mental health do them?

>consoles
I'd rather slip into a coma than being subjected to post PS2 era consoles.

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I'm making fun of your pseudo-intellectual masturbation about free will. This reads like its the philosophical ponderings of an actual teenager.

What if you being a faggot led to you writing this pointless post?

reset you body clock or something

So you don't have anything to say. It is nice that you avoid any actual discussion by resorting to exclaiming that you're making fun of me. Well I didn't come to Yea Forums to be challenged after all.

I grew up in a rich white neighbourhood, so I acted how everyone else did. It wasn't until later when I became wiser that although people don't necessarily think less of me, there are certain assumptions and precedents that come into their mind on how they are going to interact with me or what kind of person I am when they have nothing to go on me besides my appearance. I never even considered that I was different from everyone else. I feel that a person and all that they are are a product of their environment.

I fap to doujins and erp just like everyone else.

clinical depression is not curable by "lol dude just go to gym and fuck chicks".
struggling with depression for 20 years now. did everything on that pic , still do, fucked a lot of chicks, ate healthy, seen world, have a lot of money, considered as a person that is actually on a higher step in society. and the only fucking thing that ever helped to not be in constant state of suffering are antidepressants. sad but true

>Well I didn't come to Yea Forums to be challenged after all

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I want to impregnate Lillie so bad

Wtf, niggas have white palms?

t. slav, no niggas in my country

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I meant questioned or disputed. I was hoping that you would start doing that. But replying is a waste of time now.

No, but the number of people who are depressed that would actually be cured by doing basic shit and sorting their life out vastly outweighs the number of unfortunates who are depressed because of flaws in brain chemistry.
Its unfortunate about your situation, but its probably a good idea for people to unfuck their lives before they assume that they're chemically incapable of happiness and start popping pills.

Its amazing how you can misunderstand simple posts and try to act like you're so intelligent for not getting it.

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with this i agree. cheers

maybe closing the curtains and your eyes would help

Misunderstand what? If I say something that doesn't make any sense and then you say it doesn't make sense, then you would be right in calling me out. I've already explained why what you said doesn't make sense, please tell me something that does. And I'm not trying to act intelligent either. Why do you have to keep going for personal attacks, especially on an anonymous imageboard?

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why are blacks like this and come home and think they can enjoy videogames the white men made?

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Falling for an internet girl I met in a game made me depressed lol

My gf dumped me when I told her, I stopped eating, sleeping and considering suicide

N I G G E R

>tfw finally fixed my sleeping pattern
It feels so good

Because arguing with you seriously would be a waste of time and energy, your posts are masturbatory, pseudo-intellectual gibberish and you retreat behind "its just my opinion" every time you actually have to provide anything to back up your claims.
It also doesn't help that it seems like english isn't your first language.

I've never understood how people can get this messed up over something this trivial.
Maybe I'm just an emotionless autist but being alone really isn't that bad.

You are just using vague buzzwords and waving everything off as a waste of time without addressing anything I say. The time you spent typing that post could have been spent addressing what I'm saying; the fact that you haven't addressed it shows that you just can't. I also think you can't read as I haven't retreated behind "it's just my opinion" even once; I've just pointed out the fact that my thoughts are subjective when you tried saying that I claimed my opinion was objective. And you still don't understand the concept of evidence. Everything I've said makes sense and doesn't require 'evidence', not to mention I'm addressing the concept of free will, which you've proven nothing for.

It's fine when you don't have feelings for others but terrible when you are alone and the only thing you think about it's this girl you met and talk to everyday
The main problem is she has feelings for me too, if she would just reject me I'd accept it and be cool again

i live the life i dreamt of living but living is also suffering.

I wonder if black anons are as gay as white anons

Come here and find out.

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Pretty hot, desu. Not the image, just your invitation.

niggas u gay

>Free will's a myth
Religion is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater:
Memes

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get off the internet, in particular Yea Forums.
misplaced pride (which you are certainly not guilty of) is annoying to all, but its important for a people to have pride in themselves for the sake of their future
theres unironic studies that show the necessity of it, from psychology to political science
Find the high moments of the African American, dwell on it and hope you and your kinsmen can emulate it

It's just a form of erotic submission.

Not that bad, it's fun exploiting other race's ignorance by telling them that we all live in mud huts and ride lions to work everyday and laughing in their faces when they actually believe it

Look at your hands!
It even seems to cure you from being a nigger!

I dont think a white person has ever been offended by that
Call them "racist". Insults are only effective if it targets something unwanted by the victim AND is best when unchangeable
Typically being white is "good" so calling someone a cumskin is only reminding them that they are white, whereas being reminded one is black is a reminder of negative stereotypes
being called racist is a reminder of the white man's current supposed inability to determine what is or isn't racist, and also a reminder of a negative stereotype that they actually fear and have trouble perceiving

Roger Federer, the GOAT of all time sleeps 12 hours a day, check mate