Give me 10 reason that aren't Jackie Chan on why Gex the Gecko shouldn't be included in Super Smash Bros...

Give me 10 reason that aren't Jackie Chan on why Gex the Gecko shouldn't be included in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate as DLC.

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>literal who thread draws no dimes
That's why

Jackie Chan

meta characters aren't fun, even if they're jackie chan

Jackie Chan

I prefer the other Geico Gecko

Because go back and play Gex again. It ain't that great.

Also Jackie Chan

Give him a new game and then we'll talk.

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>Just a plain gecko with nothing special about him
>A literally who
>Constant pop culture chatter (the only gimmick he has) would be so out of place in SSB
>Known by absolutely noone means noone would buy his DLC pack
>I bet even you wouldn't buy it, dummy
>Even as far as platformers go the Gex series ain't anything special
>Can't even imagine Crystal Dynamics would ever wanna bother
>He has a limited amount of moves in his home series
>A handful of tail whip and tail bounce moves is all he'd get
>Not worth anybody investing time and money into making him a DLC fighter

Seriously though I wouldn't be against him being a DLC fighter but there's dozens of better fits for Smash

>>Constant pop culture chatter (the only gimmick he has) would be so out of place in SSB
they would replace this with references to characters and games from smash and maybe some trivia, probably as well as some shoutouts to the smash community or E3 stuff, like saying "My body is ready!" or something.

He could be Ultimate's version of Codex's and Guidences.

I played through all three games a few years ago and, shit tier camera (in the 3D games) aside, they're all solid platformers.

solid is not good enough.
gameplay quality aside, gex is an awful character whose one liners were stupid when they were pop-culturally relevant. now they are not, meaning that they are bad AND outdated.
you could throw in any other lizard and it would be equally fitting, because he is a forgotten relic, and for good reason.

Furshit

Solid is good enough for me. Really, the camera is the only thing keeping them from being truly great.

Literally who? Grandpas shouldn't dictate who gets in Ultimate, I bet you played Melee as a kid. It's fucking pathetic, we should have actual game representation like Steve and Hollow Knight. Literally no one wants some old ass shit no one has heard of

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Doesn't seem to have much of a tail.

Gex is not for kids

Neither is Metal Gear Solid or Bayonetta, so that's irrelevant.

Lol; only retarded zoomers have played these games.

Fucking next gen graphics

it would be funny if they keep all his old movies and stars references that no one would understand today

The game was kinda shit. And I beat it during a rental.

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His personality would never fly in this day and age. There would be an outrage if he'd still hits on women like a mad pervert like he did 20 years ago.

Hey you little piss baby

>Laverne & Shirley reference
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Smash bros get in here QUICK-

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Fuck off.

>Sega character
>Literal who
>No good games
>No presence
>Jackie chan
FUCK.

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And this is why wr must end todays sjw culture

You seem like you just got done chugging onions.

Smash bros get in here QUICK*

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I mean, if you want a dated, pop-culture-referencing, one-liner spewing, sunglasses-wearing womanizer, there's Duke Nukem. Or Leisure Suit Larry. As for the "literally-who" platformer mascots, Bubsy is probably the most iconic for that, if that makes any sense.

Gex is still a guilty pleasure. The industry is really missing a character like him.
Fuck off Smashfags.

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Lizard Peter Griffin.

Have sex.