Cats scratch and meow at my door

>cats scratch and meow at my door
>wont come in when I open it
>bring them in and they wander for a few seconds before scratching at it to leave
>won't sit next to me on the couch or bed ever but constantly beg for my attention
I hate these stupid fucking cunts
just fucking sit next to me on the bed or couch while I'm lying down playing vidya and make up your fucking minds about my room and quit fucking bothering me to waste my time

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condition the stupid little shits with food.

>catfags

Just leave the door open. Easy fix.

why didn't you just get a real pet instead?

I guess you're never getting pussy when you want

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Force your cock down it's cat vagene.

Are you talking about women?

>Just leave the door open

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I don't leave my door open ever
and if they're not even going to fucking sit next to me they can fuck off
fucking ungrateful needy pieces of shit

Why not?

>cat comes into my room and lays down on my lap and cuddles with me
Wtf I hate cats now

because I don't live alone and even if I did I hate leaving my door open anyway
I don't feel secure

Why are you wasting time with a shit tier pet like cats? Get yourself a dog like a real man.

t. Fucks/gets fucked by his dog

I unironically wish I was a girl so I could get fucked by a dog

Silly user you don't need to be a girl for that.

t.woman, muslim, faggot or all three
Cats are inferior in every way.

A cat is fine too

Enjoy having your dog go in an autistic rage killing your baby because some kid at the park touched his tail

>Implying I have a niggerbull
Ulike cats, my dog is actually smart enough to be trained to stay calm in situations like that.

you have a butthole user
the sphincter makes it very well suited to treat a dog benis just right!

I've tried anal before and it's both a huge hassle and just feels uncomfortable
I want to be a fucking girl with an actual vagina so I can get fucked in something meant for it goddamn it
it isn't fucking fair

>playing Fallout 2
>get up to piss
>come back
>cat in my chair
>go to bed because I didn't want to make her move
Fuck it, it's pretty late anyway.

>being angry because of a cat

I hope you don't remember this in a decade user

>sit on my chair playing vidya
>cat comes up next to me
>scratch cat
>stop
>cat jumps on my lap and purrs
>keep playing vidya while being cuddled by cat
cats are great

Cats truly are the niggers of pets.
>asocial independent assholes
>aggressive and want their way 100% of the time
>incapable of showing emotions other than anger and greed
>piss all over everything
>destroy property
If you keep a cat, you are a shit tier human.

that's fair, it does require more prep indeed and isn't for everyone
and there is something unique about a girl getting DOGGED for sure

>play game
>cat jumps on desk and sits in front of my monitor
>give her some real good scritches
>she moves
that's one way to get what you want