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Meanwhile in the Yea Forumsillage
Jace Nguyen
Noah Sullivan
WHICH ONE OF YOU VILLAGE IDIOTS FUCKED MY WIFE
Daniel Moore
Who wants to fuck my Boi Pucci for 5 gold pieces
Cameron Collins
its just a pillow dude
Connor Gray
Too expensive and loose, lower the price and I might think about it.
Michael Roberts
Stop citizen! Faggotry is heresy of the highest order! Second to being, mating with, or harboring elves!
Eli Scott
You know what's good? Crops. You guys should grow more crops. Also, please stop stealing shit from each other. You know who you are.
Nathan Hernandez
Guys I found this image carved in ivory in my late grandmother's belongings and now I am wanted for heresy. What do I do?
Carter Ross
test
Cameron Cooper
Attention Yea Forumsitzens! I am the Elf Queen! I am here to besiege your kingdom! But do not worry! We do not want your gold or your lives...we want... your men! We need husbands to care for and love and nurture! We want to bear your offspring and raise them to be strong and just decendents that will keep your bloodline going for eons. And cook and clean and maintain the household so you have a calm enviroment to return home to! Will you agree to our terms?
Ethan Sanchez
Sorry, love. We had another "Elf" visit with the same story a year ago. My cousin Alfred went off to get pampered and I found him drowned in the Marsh a week later.
Jace Watson
Heh, not a chance!!!
*unsheathes angel halo*
Come at me vile harpie!
Camden Green
We dont want to fight you...but we will if we must. But why? All we want is to love you. And that marsh thing was probably a Night Hag.
Adrian Jenkins
forgot pic
Robert Price
Humans are for humans. Turn around and run, knife ears.
Eli Johnson
WHAT THE FUCK DUDES I THOUGHT FARMING WOULD BE EASY AS FUCK! HOLY SHIT MY BACK HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH
Ethan Hill
Why does that flat chested woman think she stands a chance against our fetile elf bodies?
William Rivera
Disgusting racemixing cucked race. All of your people shall burn and burn until not one elf is left alive AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Blake Martin
That plow was supposed to be pulled by cattle.
Joseph Scott
Literally just stop being a fatass.
Matthew Mitchell
Hey! Thats a genetic problem! We can only give birth to males of whatever species impregnates us or elvish women! Nonetheless I wont let you harm my sisters! Have at you!
Hudson Hernandez
Don't mind him not all orcs are like him.
Gabriel Gray
Good heavens. It is time for prayer.
Eli Young
We have too many orc husbands...or rather we have ALL the orc husbands. Our population boomed thanks to the suprising number of nice orcs. We need human males now.
Adrian Morales
*Me banging the bakers slightly chubby blonde daughter in the storage room*
Angel Long
Two elf waifus and I get to touch your ears for five minutes, and I will open the gate.
David Diaz
OI OI OI
I HAIL FROM A FOREIGN LAND, DO YOU FOLK HAVE WINE FOR A WEARY RONIN?
Charles Mitchell
That's not an elf tho
Liam White
im improvising user.
Evan Thomas
Really! That would be...
>ahem
Oh no! What a lofty bargin! I guess we have no choice to accept!
>Squees internally
Christian Harris
Oh and I forgot to mention I'm actually dating the blacksmiths freckled redheaded daughter, I'm such a Chad
Nicholas Turner
FOOL! YOU FELL INTO MY TRAP! Everybody knows that harpies collapse after four minutes thirty seconds of ear rubbing.
Gavin Bennett
Hey we like chads! Cmon and impregnate the elves!
Josiah Morales
Kinda have my hands full with all the thots in the village and my grandfather warned me about your kind
Lincoln Murphy
>be me
>local merchant
>other Yea Forumsillagers make fun of me because of my big nose
>have cold hands but can't rub them to heat up
>foreigners show up
>they look better than most of the local peasants
>one of them wants to buy one of my expensive magical swords
>winrar
>turns out they're poorfags
>claim they need it to save the world
>don't care
>they leave town and never see them again
>lmao
>it's been three months and the evil lord now rules all over the land
>mfw
Liam Johnson
FUCKING CHOLERA IN THE WELL AGAIN
FIX THESE FUCKING BUGS ALREADY GOD
Hunter Allen
Get the damn crossbows and shoot the elves away damn it. I don't want those lyin' flesh eaters around my kids!
Sebastian Baker
Adrian Scott
Hey Yea Forumsros, look what i found in the river
Jacob Howard
STOP! you violated the law. pay the fine or serve your sentence
Jonathan Wood
user you can impregnate us by rubbing our ears! Silly user!
Hey...you look familar...is your mom an elf?
Tyler Cox
I can't believe the anons from the tavern are fucking my wife today...
Oh well, at least it ain't those suckers from the barracks.
Brayden Nguyen
>>Hey...you look familar...is your mom an elf?
N-no that's preposterous
Xavier Barnes
Oh, well. I'll wear gloves. For the test. Then Gloves will be off.
Joseph Lewis
Im sorry...son...I hate that we finally meet this way... we need to talk.
This is the elf queen. Cant reuse images apparently.
Levi Wood
WELL NOW!
Now that's something worth putting a bun in the oven for!
Colton Bailey
If I don't use gloves, do I become his step-dad?
Liam Parker
JPQ@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Carter Peterson
Begone THOT
Elven women pale in comparison to Human women.
Landon Lewis
Silly user! Gloves dont work!
Hey I am flattered boys but I am talking ti my son here. The future ruler of the elf kingdom!
Caleb Hall
Howdy, PLAYER! I hate video games!
Ryan Foster
Lucas Ortiz
Why the fuck do these mute kids keep walking into my house to touch my stuff!!
Chase Robinson
An old heroine addict?
Leo Bailey
Those kids are wierd but they will do pretty much anything you ask them.
Aiden Davis
Good advice. I told one to bring me some random coloured rocks so he would get out off my face, but now he wants a reward.
Kayden Gutierrez
>having sex ever
Be gone, harlot!
Thomas Bell
Give them anything. They'll somehow find a use for it.
Jeremiah Richardson
>The mayor started trading with the dwarfs again
They have always fucked us with shitty deals, I hate having 30% of my wheat crops taken and then sold for some pig iron the dwarfs insist are 'very good'.