Meanwhile in the Yea Forumsillage

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WHICH ONE OF YOU VILLAGE IDIOTS FUCKED MY WIFE

Who wants to fuck my Boi Pucci for 5 gold pieces

its just a pillow dude

Too expensive and loose, lower the price and I might think about it.

Stop citizen! Faggotry is heresy of the highest order! Second to being, mating with, or harboring elves!

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You know what's good? Crops. You guys should grow more crops. Also, please stop stealing shit from each other. You know who you are.

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Guys I found this image carved in ivory in my late grandmother's belongings and now I am wanted for heresy. What do I do?

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Attention Yea Forumsitzens! I am the Elf Queen! I am here to besiege your kingdom! But do not worry! We do not want your gold or your lives...we want... your men! We need husbands to care for and love and nurture! We want to bear your offspring and raise them to be strong and just decendents that will keep your bloodline going for eons. And cook and clean and maintain the household so you have a calm enviroment to return home to! Will you agree to our terms?

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Sorry, love. We had another "Elf" visit with the same story a year ago. My cousin Alfred went off to get pampered and I found him drowned in the Marsh a week later.

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Heh, not a chance!!!
*unsheathes angel halo*
Come at me vile harpie!

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We dont want to fight you...but we will if we must. But why? All we want is to love you. And that marsh thing was probably a Night Hag.

forgot pic

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Humans are for humans. Turn around and run, knife ears.

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WHAT THE FUCK DUDES I THOUGHT FARMING WOULD BE EASY AS FUCK! HOLY SHIT MY BACK HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH

Why does that flat chested woman think she stands a chance against our fetile elf bodies?

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Disgusting racemixing cucked race. All of your people shall burn and burn until not one elf is left alive AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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That plow was supposed to be pulled by cattle.

Literally just stop being a fatass.

Hey! Thats a genetic problem! We can only give birth to males of whatever species impregnates us or elvish women! Nonetheless I wont let you harm my sisters! Have at you!

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Don't mind him not all orcs are like him.

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Good heavens. It is time for prayer.

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We have too many orc husbands...or rather we have ALL the orc husbands. Our population boomed thanks to the suprising number of nice orcs. We need human males now.

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*Me banging the bakers slightly chubby blonde daughter in the storage room*

Two elf waifus and I get to touch your ears for five minutes, and I will open the gate.

OI OI OI
I HAIL FROM A FOREIGN LAND, DO YOU FOLK HAVE WINE FOR A WEARY RONIN?

That's not an elf tho

im improvising user.

Really! That would be...
>ahem
Oh no! What a lofty bargin! I guess we have no choice to accept!
>Squees internally

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Oh and I forgot to mention I'm actually dating the blacksmiths freckled redheaded daughter, I'm such a Chad

FOOL! YOU FELL INTO MY TRAP! Everybody knows that harpies collapse after four minutes thirty seconds of ear rubbing.

Hey we like chads! Cmon and impregnate the elves!

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Kinda have my hands full with all the thots in the village and my grandfather warned me about your kind

>be me
>local merchant
>other Yea Forumsillagers make fun of me because of my big nose
>have cold hands but can't rub them to heat up
>foreigners show up
>they look better than most of the local peasants
>one of them wants to buy one of my expensive magical swords
>winrar
>turns out they're poorfags
>claim they need it to save the world
>don't care
>they leave town and never see them again
>lmao
>it's been three months and the evil lord now rules all over the land
>mfw

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FUCKING CHOLERA IN THE WELL AGAIN

FIX THESE FUCKING BUGS ALREADY GOD

Get the damn crossbows and shoot the elves away damn it. I don't want those lyin' flesh eaters around my kids!

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Hey Yea Forumsros, look what i found in the river

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STOP! you violated the law. pay the fine or serve your sentence

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user you can impregnate us by rubbing our ears! Silly user!
Hey...you look familar...is your mom an elf?

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I can't believe the anons from the tavern are fucking my wife today...
Oh well, at least it ain't those suckers from the barracks.

>>Hey...you look familar...is your mom an elf?
N-no that's preposterous

Oh, well. I'll wear gloves. For the test. Then Gloves will be off.

Im sorry...son...I hate that we finally meet this way... we need to talk.
This is the elf queen. Cant reuse images apparently.

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WELL NOW!
Now that's something worth putting a bun in the oven for!

If I don't use gloves, do I become his step-dad?

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Begone THOT

Elven women pale in comparison to Human women.

Silly user! Gloves dont work!
Hey I am flattered boys but I am talking ti my son here. The future ruler of the elf kingdom!

Howdy, PLAYER! I hate video games!

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Why the fuck do these mute kids keep walking into my house to touch my stuff!!

An old heroine addict?

Those kids are wierd but they will do pretty much anything you ask them.

Good advice. I told one to bring me some random coloured rocks so he would get out off my face, but now he wants a reward.

>having sex ever
Be gone, harlot!

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Give them anything. They'll somehow find a use for it.

>The mayor started trading with the dwarfs again
They have always fucked us with shitty deals, I hate having 30% of my wheat crops taken and then sold for some pig iron the dwarfs insist are 'very good'.

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