Developer comments on your Steam review

>Developer sucks your dick to get you to play the game
I still don't like assassins creed.

>trying to get me to doxx myself
Nice try

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worst thing that happens is we see your weeaboo faggot steam profile and laugh at you for a few minutes before swiftly moving on. At least name the game

Beamdog does that to almost every negative review of their ''enhanced editions''

They can't get your banned as long as you didn't break any rules. Only thing they can do is ban you from the games community page.

When the ban process is controlled by humans, you can be unfairly banned by a person who successfully manipulates the judge.

>developer makes passive-aggressive comment in dev blog about your steam review

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Valve won't ban your account because you called a dev nigger. Even faggots with vac bans can still buy and play new games.

>the virginderedev
Vs
>the CHADHEAD

>make steam review calling game shit
>faggots comment on review telling me I'm wrong even though they have sub 10 hours in the game and haven't played it in weeks
fuck u

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>developer gets mad at your steam review and blocks you on twitter

>you will never be a game dev
>anons will never shitpost one of your games
>you will never secretly join in pointing out all the shit you're unhappy about
It actually fucking hurts. I'm just so unmotivated.

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Jizzmind

>faggot comments on my review telling me I'm wrong
>"ok"
>"well debate me then, it's your review"
>"no"

>faggot comments on my review saying my taste in games is shit
>check out his profile
>most played games include crush crush and porn puzzle games
>owns bubsy twofur

fucking weebs man

based teruhashi

>developer catches you cheating in his game

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steamcommunity.com/id/tomoko/
>tfw no bf

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>normalfag manga
>last 50 chapters have been about her lusting after women
Kys

>has no bf
>but manages to get several qt girls after her
whats her secret

my game will be about that

>review a game listing all the shit mechanics, bugs, and poor design choices
>developer responds with an apology

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>dev listens to your feedback and legitimately wants to make their game better

Masturbating 6 times per day.

>i friended you
>try to start convos/talk to you but you seem to hate talking to me
i want to talk to you man but god damn its hard to

>developer gives you a free Steam key and begs you to review his game on your youtube channel

Kill him. That is the only way he will respect you.

I don’t mean to be that way. I will get online when I get off train.

>I'm an adult male but I think the appropriate thing to do at this moment is post a picture of a prepubescent japanese cartoon female. That should do the trick

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There will be a train alright.

>Everyone asks you for a steam key and five billion russian curators send you requests for review copies

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how about a noncartoon prepubecent japanese female

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>"education works" in the background
kino

>Write a 3 paragraph long detailed critique of the game.
>Developer response: no u.

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