HEY KID...is that thing in your hands a WESTERN GAME???
DON'T TRY HIDING IT NOW...IT'S TOO LATE...MY SUPERIOR SENSES CANNOT BE DECEIVED BY SUCH MERE TRICKS OF YOURS.
Well, i got BAD NEWS for you, kid. NO ONE plays WESTERN GAMES on MY WATCH.
Hand it over NOW and nobody gets hurt.
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finally a real man that realizes how inferior the katana truly was
He looks like John Lennon doing the funny walk
Your name will make a fine addition to my filters!
>PC = Enzo
>PS3 = RX7 with a body kit from Tokyo Drift?
How do British niggas achieve those complexions?
Until you see his chest and maybe his shoulder ratio he really does look like an ugly grill
you're not scaring me weeb
>Village hidden by Sand
Based
Femanon here, I love his hair and muscle definition
the joke is that the naginata is a weapon for women
bcuz it's similar to yours LOOOOL
this. based naginata bro
>Skelman approaches me
>He's so pale he it fucking blinds me
I'm already dead
Try it, partner.
wtf why is the handle on his katana so long???
Femanon, you've been absolutely BTFO in every conceivable way. The only way you can clear this up is to post a picture of your exposed breasts.
i have long hair and muscle definition. london?
"Cuttin' off yer willie sure sound silly but I reckon a feller might as well chop it off if he ain't goin' to use it. And I suppose a wig can't do harm neither. Heck, men use to wear em all the time back in the oldin' days."
lol didn't only women learn the naginata?
>invest in END
>he does no dmg due to 1 STR
>dies after 15 minutes due to -100% sun resistance
I agree but that naginata is far to short compared to historical ones
pretty sure naginata and bows would have been what samurai mostly used in warfare. katanas are a meme
no it was used by both sexes.
you've got 10 seconds to beat it before i add you to the list of NSF casualties
GURARARARARARA
you know how it goes, bitch. Tits or GTFO
if he was wearing those shoes with steel on the tip, he would look like some mini boss
Too slow, user!
>*is a hologram*
*deflects you're bullets*
a fun thread? on 2019 Yea Forums?
this must be bizarro Yea Forums
Shut up and go along with it, stupid.
HEY KISAMAS,
WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT'S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.
SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN "ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN"? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.
(SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA)
FREEZE. YOU CAN ONLY LEAVE THE THREAD IF YOU BUY "THE ELDER SCROLLS: SKYRIM COLLECTORS EDITION" AND SHOW YOUR PROOF OF PURCHASE. TRY TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT, I DARE YOU. I'VE BEEN USING THIS SAME GUN SINCE 2002, I'M A CRACK SHOT. I'LL WAIT.
So this is the power of British kids
Why yes, I do play solely against the CPU in fighting games, how did you know?
>"Hey mister, if you play New Vegas instead of Fallout 4, I'm gonna tell my Dad!"
>sword from "medieval times"
Don't bother, user. I can see right through your movements
Holy shit, this is a blast to the past.
Naginata is for women and fags, Chads use chinese guandao
ORBITAL STRIKE INCOMING ALL DENDY PLAYERS SEEK SHELTER
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
I haven't seen a wikihow to thread on Yea Forums in years
Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
That was... only.... 10% of my power...
TAKE THIS!
You only have so many bullets asshole im taking my chances and getting out of here
What you gonna tell your dad his games are shit?
Howdy Yea Forums, my name is Kenichi Smith.
I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)
I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%
When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!
I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in America!
KISAMA
This sounds more believable than Ken sama to be honest.
>those fucking sneakers
>mfw i'm 31 but my upper body still looks like his
been like this for 15 years bros. I can't lift cause of back issues either
I still can't believe Ken-Sama is dead
Damn. i miss wikihow threads
Scottsdale Rapes is broken as fuck. How are you even supposed to counter it?
use your thighs/squat while lifting
see a chiropractor, they make you do back exercises with those specialized machines and I haven't felt backpain since
*backflips behind you stylishly and chops you in half*
You must have a pretty fucked back if you can't even do dumbbells.
What a shame.
Hello?
heh...looks like I don't have to hold back this time
RULES OF NATURE
How ya doin' Yea Forums, my name is Hideo
I'm a 27 year old Japanese cinemaphile (Hollywood fan for you foreigners). I make movies and films on my Playstation and spend my days perfecting my art and watching superior Hollywood movies (Reservoir Dogs, Drive, Terminator)
I train with my Braun CineCamera everyday, this superior camera can shoot straight through plotholes, and is vastly superior to any other camera on earth. I earned my film license two ears ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak English fluently, both the Californian and the Movie Producer accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Hollywood history and the AFI, which I follow 100%
When I get my American visa, I am moving to Hollywood to attend a prestigious Movie Studio to learn more about their magnificent craft. I hope I can become a director for Universal, or a film producer!
I own several leather jackets, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Hollywood, so I can fit in easier. I quote old movies and eat hamburgers as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Hollywood!
I'm too lazy now to do anything so it's fine
Unbased
Based
Naginata's a lady weapons
THAT'S FUCKING SCALE!
WIKIHOW THREAD
>his mom taking the picture
What a cutie
Pathetic
>KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH
Everytime I will laugh at this phrase.
It's clearly scale armor also
>women can't into patrician mens hobbies
new vegas is better than any trash you've ever made todd
>It can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass
American as FUCK
Clearly that's seconds before Dracula's Castle starts playing, not Dance of Pales.
Not so fast, incels!!
Heh... but can you shoot... all of us?!
This nigga looks like he can actually carve you into pieces with those blades
Guess I'll have to use THAT.
>ps3 above 360
LOL.
gamer gurl
BRAP
I AM A GREAT MAGICIAN
how to survive a plane crash?
just leave
I really like how it makes it sound like hes gonna fuck the dog
Isn't the naginata a girl's weapon?
>unironically being in a car accident
Fucking moronic. Just get out of the car idiot lol
yeah just leave
You know the rules
based zetafag
Holy shit that dude's hardcore.
For a minute there, I thought it was Diavolo's outfit
KAGE BUSHIN NO JUTSU
>The guy on the left at 0:09
Capsized boat usually does the trick
F
that looks fuckin well made, cool kid
Just dodge out of the way of fall damage lol
When I learned how that faggot unironically died I laughed until my sides hurt. What an absolute madman.
aru doujin releases next week at comiket user
No fucking way that's real
But how many are about Nako teasing Aru's zannen dick?
What they don't tell you is that the PS3 car has no engine lol
Thank you based user
What about that mums belt?
Whitebeard uses a bisento, which is a thiccer naginata.
>KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH
that pic
>noc night fer e welk
>That squinting goblina on the right
This thread is peak Yea Forums
RIP, you legend.
>No wikihow gf
Truly blessed thread.
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment.
For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.
PC = a nuclear submarine
Switch = a Kawasaki
Xbox One = an SUV that leaks any gas you put in and had the back seats replaced with a turbine in order to try and add underwater capability
PS4 = public transit on the way to the match
robots are not for bully
Its a doggy dog world user...
Slep time
you guys keep the thread alive
>How to act like Hatake Kakashi
>step 1: Be Hatake Kakashi
thanks wikihow
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
A-AFTERIMAGES WITH MASS??
Wasn't wikihow forced to remove all of it's articles describing violent situations, because they could be sued for endangering people with shitty advice or something?
I remember they had one article about becoming a knife master that said you had to run through a forest to train your reflexes, and suggested you to throw your knife at the opponent in the event of a knife fight
This is CG, right?
YES
THERE IS NO NEED FOR ALARM
LET US CONDUCT HUMAN BUSINESS AS USUAL
you guys are all a simulation, I'm the only real one on Yea Forums
>mating name
Hot
>not Hideo Kojima
He died with katana in hand to save glorious Nippon from the tsunami. He died with honor.
I see you are a man of culture as well
what
damn, if he casts Unlimited Blade Works, it is literally over.
Are there really cowboyaboos in Japan?
god if i had photoshop skills i would make a CROSS COUNTER edit of this.
He-s-s fast!
not specifically cowboyaboos, but a large portion of japanese youth are hardcore westaboos.
to be fair its a lot better than being a shut in weeb though, since they mostly just love american media and music, and want to move to cali/new york/texas. Those are the only 3 states they know.
Or they wanna own a gun.
Whats wrong with florida?????
hes one of us
...
n-nani!!?
