This game fucking SUCKS

Baste

B-B-B-BASED

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Project M > Slap City > Ultimate > Rivals> 64 > Melee > that other shit nobody cares about

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You tried too hard so it doesn't seem realistic, but better luck next time dude

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> i fucking kill myself half the time because edgeguarding is IMPOSSIBLE
bitch if you were really from Melee you'd find the recovery generous, don't lie
> I fucking get someone up to 120% and they mash jab and it knocks me down at 0%
sorry jabs aren't nearly worthless like melee retard
> why can't you punish anything in this game
you can if you're not a shitter
> why can't you edgeguard
refer to point A
> why can't you move
YOU can't move because you're a retard, I can move fine because I'm not
> why can't you combo
refer to the previous point
> why doesn't anyone fucking die
because you're not using kill moves
> why does everything knock you down at 0%
first of all: that's not even true
if someone just jabs you it doesn't knock you down
some tilts don't even knock you down at 0%
you're just used to anything but a smash attack or a throw being "oops lol now the guy who used it dies" when you're below 50% because melee is retarded
> why is there so fucking much input lag
4 frames
> why is melee so much fucking better than this dumpster fire
because people as dumb as you don't determine how it's developed.

Don't put in effort replying to bait

Come on man rivals is definitely better that slap city

because sakurai became a hack right after kid icarus uprising.

smash 4 isn't fun. smash ultimate wasn't fun either.

Literally even brawl was better than those two snooze fest babby mode smash games and this is coming from someone who put 10,000 hours into every smash since 64 launched

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cool
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glad this thread immediately went in the direction it should

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based

>waveshine is worthless
instant dumpster bin tier

>no argument
I fucking win
smash ultimate is garbage

Nobody cares about you sperging out.

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Try doing the same things they're doing

Maybe you’re just bad at the game?

I swear to god this game is fucking TRASH

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>unsporting behavior
What does this even mean?

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I think in most cases it's killing yourself out of salt or something

Smash bros get in here QUICK

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Based.
ssbu has way more than 4 frames you mong.

Is this the reaction of a Meleefag who is trying to adapt to the modern world?

Another one for the scrubquotes.
>b-but I'm an hardcore Meleeboi guys I'm legit!
Stfu Dylan, a scrub once, a scrub forever.

I see here you attempted to shield. unfortunately for you you were a little too late so now you are going to fall of the ledge, suffer a buffered air dodge, and die. hope you enjoyed playing super smash bros ultimate!

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discord is for disgusting fags. Dilate.

ragequitting

People who ragequit should be tortured

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Have you tried pulling your GameCube controller out and putting it back in a different slot all ways helps me.

>Calls himself based
Jeez this guy is desperate

You didn't make an argument either.
Therefore, this conversation ends in a stalemate.

looks like OP has to hide in shame now

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What the fuck? They already lost so what does it even matter? That's like banning people for using hara-kiri in Mortal Kombat.

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So shitters with poor internet bother less people

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>Get matched with a high tier shitter

>I'm using bottom tier trash

>I beat his ass with solid reads and good fundamentals

>land the winning blow

>freeze

>ragequit

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this but i'm the shitter using a bottom tier character and getting t-bagged

Check my 5.

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Last stock suicides tend to not get noticed I don't think, generally it's more "I got combo'd to 70% my first stock fuck this game killing myself all 3 times"

>Get matched with a high tier Marth
>He beats my ass right out of the gate with one hell of a combo and reading me like a book
>Goes for the killing blow but for the first time I actually dodged correctly and am able to punish
>I grab him to do my first bit of damage on him of the match
>He disconnects
Was he streaming and I just humiliated him because someone dared him to JV3 me?

Never give up my son

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I shall try my utmost

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The real problem is the crap netcode.

repeated suicides and/or disconnects

Ok tell me when you're ready

absolute unit

holy shit!

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>Almost JV2 someone as Lil Mac
>He gets the upperhand on me and gets a kill
>However they are still in a bad spot on their last life at 120%
>I have two full lives left
>They T-Bag
What is being accomplished? Oh no, you t-bagged me after a single kill, whatever will I do, I might get tilted and you're dead gg.