IT'S HAPPENING

MINUS8

>brand new game announced
>OMG, HOW CAN WE MAKE THIS ABOUT SMAAAAAAAAAASH?
why are smashfags like this?

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why you take shitposts seriously

Come on, Mama in Smash Bros would be balla as all get out.

>obvious joke poking fun at smashfags
>takes it completely seriously
How’s it feel to be even more autistic than the smash fan base?

mommy

why isn't this game banned for being misogynistic yet?

Is Cooking Mama like an actually decent series or something? Why is it so iconic? Why does it keep getting games?

This could be good if they actually bother to use the hd rumble and joycon motion controls. I could see it working for shit like kneading, chopping, whisking, etc.

Can't wait to play this on my PS4

fgcucks cant help but have smash on their minds 24/7

>tfw no good mama lewds
Not really, they're games for little girls but I guess some minigames can be fun if you're bored.
Mama's engrish is cute tho

This. Shame it's not popular enough to get more games.

It may seem obvious but just now I realized cooking mama is a MILF

i still play the old game from time to time because it's really comfy.

The only good Mama lewds I've seen are, shall we say, catering to specific tastes.

Remember the cooking mama peta game?

Tastes, heh.

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Remember when some people actually though we would get a style savvy rep in smash
We did get some music though.

It's coming to ps4 as well
You might get gyro but don't count on hd rumble
I wish more games made use of it.

I'm guessing fat?

Mommy

Honestly the only thing I remembered about this game was some feminist in like 2008 was pissed off about it. I am hoping the feminist crazed died down by now.

Let's celebrate with lewd mama requests
Taking Cooking Mommy requests
THICC preferred.

>cockstar
Who the fuck approved this?

Thicc Mama in a skimpy bikini, please.

SHE'S IN

apron only thicc mama

We should have, and we probably will eventually. If nintendo ever bothered to market it it could be pretty popular, it's already a good game.

I will assist this thread by posting a delivery I did a long time ago.
Godspeed fellow drawfag.

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OH FUCKING GODS YES
MAMA COMING HOME
MAMA FOR SMASH

I would bet a month's salary they joked in-studio that the name is "Cocking Mama: Cockstar"

YOU JUST FUCKING KNOW THEY JOKED ABOUT IT

Pubes

Very hot and sexual.
Makes me want to date a motherly MILF.

Draw Mama with an Apron that says:

"Cocking Mama
Cockstar

The Cockstar text is positioned near her crotch

How skimpy we talking?

Bondage of some sort
Prefrebly with a ball gag
I'm not really into thick as such but feel free to make her thick if you want.

Oh my
I suppose it is a Japanese franchise after all.

>thread about video game
>gets taken over by jizzbrains

is this the new mommy thread

I am ok with this

Yeah, I'm thinking SHE'S IN.

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>Cooking Mama: Cookstar? Is that for your girlfriend?

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Micro would be rad.

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>Buying your cooking games in person
Digital, Amazon, whatever you prefer, but don't let anyone know.

who cares give us a new chibi robo that ISN'T a shitty platformer

You sound like you want to see penises more than women. You might be gay.

Yeah, my girlfriend (male)

One copy of Cooking Mama: Cookstar please
>How nice of you to buy that game for your daughter, sir.
No, it's for me

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Projecting.

LICKIN ON A COCK

stop projecting

Playing through this series right now, what are some other essential /mommycore/ games?

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Playboy bunny Mama

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I'm gonna SMASH Mama

NO NO NO PLEASE DON'T SHAKE THE BABY

perfect

YOU GRIP IT THEN YOU KISS IT

Shut the fuck up

still waiting for that thicc mama

Are the Cooking Mama games good?

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...

didnt someone leak a new cooking mama game that had a dominos pizza sponosrship

Unironically this in smash pass 3

Can't wait for all the "canon mother in smash brothers" feminist articles though...

NOID LEAK CONFIRMED
boards.fireden.net/v/thread/473009072/#473010517

no

finally

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My Mom actually liked the Cooking Mama games on the Wii.

I don't understand the appeal of these games.
Of course, I didn't understand the appeal of Phoenix Wright until I played it, so maybe it's a similar case here.

I assume the game will require touch inputs in portable and gyro controls in TV mode.
If we could get a Cooking Mama stylus pre-order bonus, I'd preorder.

It taught me how to cook, actually. Or, well, made me interested in it.

Mama is already thicc but could always be thicker

DON'T WAKE THE BABY
STEP ON ITS FUCKING HEAD

meh

youtube.com/watch?v=Sr_SGkqrrdM

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>video game
>BUT IS IT IN SMASH THO
the worst

This is a high quality shitpost leak, an actual new Cooking Mama game dropping is just icing on the cake.

They are very big in Europe, usually selling near the half million mark over there.

Mama catering her chocolate star to her hungry students.

What a cute nip slip!

tendies, and specially (but not only) smashfags, usually take everything they see on the internet seriously

Not being ironic; legit interested.

I wanna FUCK that family!

LINK?

This reminds me, I really gotta get the cooking mama game for the wii, thanks for the reminder OP.

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HOLY SHIT
HOLY FUCK

Who even plays this shit

I read it as cockstar
LICKING ON THE COCK

I DO FUCK YOU COOKING MAMA IS THE BEST

They are surprisingly decent. The cooking games in particular can actually teach you how to cook shit or at least make you want to.

ringo and ichigo are for pure things ONLY

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Nice, been meaning to get into this series. Seems pretty comfy.

FUCK YEAH
If that happens I might as well scream like Ridley from the happiness

>mfw Cooking Mama is finally back

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Nice especially since there aren't really any good cooking games. Though there is Cooking Simulator, can't get the shit to run because it's insanely heavy on the graphics so you need an insanely high end computer and at least be able to let it use 6gb of ram

I wish they'd port some of them to Switch.

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seething snoy

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Patricians.

rent free

Read that as Cockstar

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Does this signal a return to cooking games?

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What the fuck even happened to Mama during the 3DS era anyways? For a series known for cooking they went off the rails hard with that baby sitting and gardening bullshit.

I do wonder how cooking will be done now. Half the fun before was using the stylus to slice cartoon cabbages.

cooking wasn't selling, they tried to appeal to other casual game elements with a familiar character.
It's the same reason hello kitty games died out. It was no longer about hello kitty because they weren't setting records anymore, it had to be hello kitty doing OTHER THING!!!! because they thought people were just going to forget the absolute overload of content if she was playing hockey instead of hanging out with her friends.

Sounds dope, but where's a new Style Savvy?

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Despite having no passion for cooking, Cooking Mama is a game that I'm oddly invested in, so I'm excited.