GET THAT HEADSHOT

i try to watch old jerma and star_ tf2 videos but my heart hurts

You wanna step inside for the NEXT GAME OF THRONES
It's gonna be so much fun on the NEXT GAME OF THRONES

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Why? They're back together.

Was he really?

You died again?

it ain't the same, star is more of a dickhead and jerma is less of a spastic

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yo didnt this guy die to pinwheel

It's just not the same anymore. Jerma's content is still great though

None of this makes any sense. That can't be how it happened.

...

I just have to imagine the guy that made this ad being a Jerma fan himself because that's just too fucking funny.

Tell me Jerma has seen this ad.

MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD

Do you think it's fair that people who abused of a glitch got FREE UNUSUALS while those who decided to not screw the economy are left with NOTHING? I urge everyone to message the TF Team (valvesoftware.com/it/contact?recipient=TF Team) and send'em this message, in order to at least get a form of encomium for not having took part in this mess.

Thank you.

----------------------------------------------------------

Hello TF Team,

I understand why you decided to not punish the people who profited of the "Guaranteed Unusual" glitch: because after all it was all your fault and make people pay for your mistakes would have not been fair. But what about those who decided to not take advantage of this crazy situation and got NOTHING? I, like many other people, decided to not abuse this glitch to get easy unusuals because it was an UNETHICAL thing to do, out of respect for Valve and the game economy.

Some people made a massive profit by selling a very expensive unusual they got at the first try. Moreover, even if the rest of their hats are untradeable, those are still luxury items, which normally you wouldn't get so easily.

So, what's the lesson to be learned here?

"You found a cool bug? Abuse the shit out of it, since you'll actually be rewarded for it! Be a nice guy and not fuck the system? Lol, you get nothing! Try next time, friend."

Nice move guys, very appreciated. It seems that being an honest person doesn't pay off these days.

Frankly, get your shit together.

Peace.

- A disappointed player

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Hi, Squash.

WE ARE BEING MANIPULATED

Stephen has always been a dick to Jeremy Harrington

Seething tradernigger

ster ruined the terraria stream

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youtube.com/watch?v=kotNxb2YApk

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Maybe if terraria wasn't so fucking boring there would be more of an uproar about it

why?

>but her e-mails
>but her e-mails
>but her e-mails
>but her e-mails
>constant trannyheart spam

I prefer Vinny when I just wanna zone out and chill
Jerma is when you wanna hurt yourself by laughing

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give me a quick downwards run

>constant trannyheart spam
happens without ster
thanks to hbombercunt

>not blacklisting that emote

>Ster bow down to Blizzard
>Controls a portion of the actions of the company
>Jerma and Star are said to have an IQ of 9000
>Will crash Twitch
>In contact whit ancient rats

how do I filter that shit without giving my D A T A to random people

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What's this in reaction to?

fart and scream compilation at the same time while at the gym

david bowie death

>having somebody who has never played Terraria before learn it not only with mods but fucking Calamity
w h y

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ster rejected his love confession

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Half the time the things that go down in Jerma’s streams wouldn’t even be funny to me if it was literally anyone else doing them.

I didn't watch that stream, what did he do?

IT'S OVAH

Star acts like a little bitch anymore. Faggot just plays overwatch and whines about every update and complains that the game is too casual even though it destroyed itself by pandering to tryhards like him

FUCKIN' NAKED

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kept trying to bait the chat into political shitfighting by teasing the trump supporters who believe hillary should be in jail for her illegal email server.

He was hogging every item, blasting through content, and being a general know-it-all giving Jerma no time to explore/go at his own pace.

also he downloaded the most autistic terraria mod known to gamers

>finally plays terraria
>it's modded with all kinds of garbage and they skip half of the game
what a shame

Star makes jokes regularly that people on the internet are too autistic to understand.
Basically he's a "jerk" but doesn't actually mean it.

>ywn be as handsome, charismatic and/or funny as this manlet.

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what would you do if you saw jerma in real life?

>still has to settle for a leftoid goblina because of his height
never before have I truly understood the plight of the manlet

I don't look down at the ground when outside so I doubt I would see him.

I'd do that funny walk he did I'm the green screen video

>*instantly shoots the monopoly man*

Leave him the fuck alone

puke

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i would unironically act like a fan boy who is trying to hold himself all the time and ends acting extremely polite and call him sir
I would ask him if i could hug him or hive five him

he's not that small

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I'd do that thing where you point and hold your mouth in a slight open smile with your eyes kinda wide. Its the "hey wait a sec I recognize you" look.

I bet she sucks a mean dick though

Rat Movie 3 when?

I'd ask him to tie my shoe while he's down there

Fucking kek

Joking asalad, he's hunched here to probably avoid the top of his head covering the guy behind him, he's compact

premiered at the carnival

he has

i'm dying

when is the carnial happening?

Someone pill me on Jerma. Where do I even start?

HE COULDN'T REACH IT

sep 21st

youtube.com/watch?v=C90h1pbF1yY

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This, I wanted to watch but that game will just put me to sleep

Yeah he has
He basically just said "why would they use THAT video? "

>lange the 9 foot titan
I could believe that desu

Saaaaauce pls

I started with the dark souls remastered vids.
Subnautica is great as well.

Someone please do a version of the electrical intefetterrence copypasta with Jerma

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I started with his GTA4 vids on youtube, expand from there. It's almost all golden. Try and catch some streams too but there will be some jokes hard to understand your first time.

forget jerma what the fuck happened to tagg
I used to think he was based but he was a gay furry all along

>jerma is mad pt 2 was 6 years ago

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jerma is mad

start with the jerma rumble: live action
stop because it doesn't get better than that

twitch.tv/jerma985/clips?filter=clips&range=all

youtube.com/watch?v=8_xW-SqyJAU

any tf2 video with him and star in it, any gta4 video, then just go on from there

Check popular videos on his 2ndJerma channel, or whatever interests you there. His classic stuff on Jerma985 hits the nostalgia really hard for me so I don't know if I can give an unbiased opinion on how good they hold up on their own.

>enjoy Tagg's stuff
>starts to make jokes about fursonas
o-okay
>starts to joke about how gay he is
I don't like where this going
>starts going off on twitter about how he wants to be open about and accepted for being a literal furfag
bye tagg

He fucking spawned in a Hellavator

Fool, user will just get confused that way
He must watch the "jerma is mad" saga, the "what sounds it makes" , and maybe some other like, the frogs .
Also add the rat movies, castlee griffensteed and the first jerma rumble

It's only good once you understand the jerma lore going into it

First vid I saw was grab that auto

>top clip is the one that got linked in the "guy dies at bed of chaos" kotaku article
I forgot all about that shit

You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.

Watch Jermacraft

>watch jerma rumble
>it's actually engaging and exciting
I was actually heartbroken when gaben lost, he made it so far.
How did jerma pull it off?

This probably annoyed me the most
>Jerma walking around with 160 hp while ster is at max
The whole point of digging to hell is to gather both ore for armor and heart containers to max yourself out before getting there, kinda fucked the experience there

The problem is that Terraria is fucking terrible unless you literally make all your decisions based on what Yea Forums considers le epic kino

Entirely based

youtube.com/watch?v=aXSdCYQOuW0

The experience was already fucked when they played with a bunch of mods, they even spawned with a fucking house. It's like star thought "hmm how can I take away every single fun part of this game".

I don't care about the crazy mod stuff, I understand why Ster thought it would be necessary to keep people entertained, but not giving Jerma a chance to pace himself and learn how the game works before getting thrown into random boss fights bothers me.

What the fuck are you even saying?

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it was kino

what? it's one of the most critically acclaimed indie games of all time and extremely popular outside of Yea Forums, the fuck are you talking about?

When's Otto's Big Adventure but instead of Otto it is foootage of Jerma recording the lines

youtube.com/watch?v=Fv4mR6QpYws
all time great jerma vid

>diable incident video is gone
But why

he's S tier.

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jerma was doing a movie night stream where he watched old videos, and he started watching that, then star deleted it while he was watching it because he hates it or something.

and it was funny

That is possibly the most star thing I have ever heard of.

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They didn't even use the house Star just made disgusting commieblocks for the NPCs

ster deleted it as a joke

He's a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules.

Yea Forums is too autistic to understand jokes

Am I the only one who really doesn't like Jerma anymore? So much of his stream now is "haha, let me pause the game so I can tell a retarded joke with a facecam for 15 minutes." I've been watching him for years, but I really don't enjoy his off the cuff humor since it feels so forced. His scripted stuff/reacting to vidya is much better but he's moving away from it.

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yes

I fucking HATE his bits. Holy shit just fuck off Jerma, stop these stand-up comedy acts you're constantly trying to pull.
Etalyx brings out the worst of this goddamn garbage FUCK YOU

yeah probably

youtube.com/watch?v=MtMpP73fKG4

streamable.com/46d21

i feel ya. i enjoyed his humor more earlier on but now its not as funny or soulful. its still comfy, and its still jerma, so i still think its the best stream you can find around.

dilate

whats wrong with etalyx? i know hes been with jerma on some streams but when i watch him stream on his own his streams are always great.

>soulful
define

I love that shit what the fuck?

I like him but I loathe his chat and it makes me angry when he focuses on making dumb jokes involving it
See the Sam & Max stream where he put it in 30 minute slowmode and pretty much stopped playing the game entirely

why does he look like Bateman?

Nothing but fuck the two of them together.
Although A Way Out was good.

>soulful
I hate you faggots so much, you can't even begin to understand.

because he is

I think pencil ACTUALLY winning the rumble is the hardest I've laughed at a youtube video

SOURCE ME NOW

It may be because I started watching him way back when he started on YouTube and his humor style has evolved in a way I don't enjoy. He's still a fantastic guy and much better than 99% of Twitch, but his new style just doesn't mesh with me anymore.

this pretty much, his chat is teetering on the edge of being unintelligable like every big stream, so it's just a constant stream of retarded shit that he still reads even though they just call him bald and an idiot 4000 times a second

I can't stand Joel because he does that kind of thing constantly but it doesn't seem to me like Jerma does it much at all, maybe one time every few streams

Holy fucking shit

>jerma & ster Terraria stream
Kino

Do overwatch players jerk streamers off his hard? this thread is gay.

SOURCE ME TO THE JERMA'S PORN ADD REACTION

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I started watching from then too, like 6-7 years ago. I'm find with the changes because over time I've seen him slowly change to adapt to him and his fanbase maturing. Also youtube going to shit and needing to transition to a streamer style entertainer has a lot to do with it. Overall I don't think it's really his fault or choice, he's just making the best of what he's given in ways that he enjoys.

God it fucking blows that all modern wrestling games creators don't let you make dumb shit like this anymore.

> overwatch players
what?

Wtf are you talking about

user you cant just say this and not post proof

>somebody who only knows of ster because of his trying to go pro in Overwatch days
yikes
I didn't actually think they existed

what about jerma and ster?
stay mad :)

It's from the Recettear: An Item Shop's stream
don't remember what part he talks about it though

Jerma and Star were a modern Abbott and Costello and anybody that disagrees has the shittiest of shit taste.

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hardest I ever laughed at Jerma was when captain crunch just suddenly danced his way to the stage during the ladder match and just joined in

I remember this too but can't find it, it's during his first 7 hour stream of it.

I'm pretty sure he talks about it during one of the intros, he never shows it on stream though.

this guy is FUCKED

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Yea, but he gets really annoying when he is so preoccupied with trying to be funny and reading his cringy chat that he completely ignores the game's tutorial so he has no idea what he's doing.

Best stream this year, you cannot argue
clips.twitch.tv/SpeedyCallousBisonFutureMan

Probably dislocate my neck from trying to look down far enough

it would be if star wasnt so shit

Does Jerma have sex?

This

with star

here
youtu.be/P9mDdGlV1xk?t=142

lots
hes chad

Its in the layers of fear video I think
Vida called "this is supposed to be a scary game"

where abouts is it

its literally timestamped you mong

>live long enough to see jerma and star play together and happy with each other but still have their personal issues

The video should start when he notices the chat trying to get him to watch the gif

I wanna see jerma play lisa

What is one Jerma crossover you've always wanted? I wish I could have seen Jerma and SSoHPKC

ask him if it's some sort of currency thing

ask if i could hug him

damn it didnt work for me

i know its been done but i want more jerma and criken
or even better, jerma and tomato

get off your phone then

right now i want jerma to do something with simpleflips

>Gaben will never get his redemption arc because he never shows up at rumbles anymore
Feels bad man.

He butt the dreamcast mic in his mouth, and that could have been in someone's asshole.

Jerma and Derek Savage both live in Vegas, and I'd laugh so hard if he made a cameo in the new Cool Cat movie.

not on my phone though

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Jerma did something with simpleflips he fucking bodied him into GBJ during vinewrestle

yea but that doesn't count, i want them to race mario 64 or something and jerma just struggling to get 5 stars while simp is at 40.

Time stamp is a little early.

Jerma, ster, and the budsquad
youtube.com/watch?v=p6QdHpeLlkk

i can tell neither of you watched the human fall flat shit lol

yeah I figured it out thanks

>Actually fucking watching and giving a shit about fake streamer friends

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this is better than the ads that steal sfm animations

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Surprise surprise, a wojak poster unable to comprehend friendship.

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stop posting images of yourself this isnt instagram you fucking redditor

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>OOOOMMMGGGG HE SAID MY NAME ON STREAM! I'LL HAVE TO GIVE HIM ANOTHER $60 FROM MOMMY'S CREDIT CARD

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I'd rather have a wojack poster than some faggot who watches a streamer and thinks they're friends with him

(((((you)))))
now kill yourself, youve earned it.

Just watch the edited vods on the second channel

he's 50 right?

he wasnt referring to being friends with the streamer, he meant two streamers being friends with eachother im pretty sure
also wojak posters not only should be banned but euthanized

Where did this myth that people think streamers are friends come from? They're streamer, they make content to enjoy you retard. Holy shit.

>NOOOO STOP BEING MEAN TO MY FAKE ACTOR FRIEND!!
>FUCK I'LL HAVE TO DONATE $200 AGAIN JUST TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER

his hairline is

Tell him to hit a dab and then donate $2 to him while complimenting his looks

don't say swears

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he has no hair he is bald

OH
EM
GEEEEE!!!!!!
I JUST GAVE HIM TEN DOLLARS AND HE SAID PENIS!!
THIS IS SO BASED BROS, I CAN'T WAIT TO GO ON THE SUBREDDIT AND POST THE CLIP, I'LL GET SO MUCH KARMA!
TRANS PEOPLE HAVE RIGHTS TOO!
OPEN BORDERS!
FUCK DRUMPF!
HAVE YOU SEEN MY NINTENDO SWITCH?

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>473242407
lol he ran out of THIS IS YOU pictures

Jerma is on 15 levels of sincerity that gets labeled as irony

Right, sorry.

I would probably just thank him for making me laugh a lot if the situation was appropriate

HOW ABOUT YOU SUCKA FAHT OUTTA MY ASS

who are you quoting my man

didn't he beat up one of his fans?

Jerma versus Star and Boo is in the call

Pro tip:don't say s-swears

Haha remember 7 years ago when jerma got mad on the video?

I love endlessly sucking a single joke dry for nearly a decade! Did I mention RATS!?!

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Who was in the wrong here?
youtu.be/smSZLAPLAKM

>responding to wojak fags

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MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD

Do you think it's fair that people who abused of a glitch got FREE UNUSUALS while those who decided to not screw the economy are left with NOTHING? I urge everyone to message the TF Team (valvesoftware.com/it/contact?recipient=TF Team) and send'em this message, in order to at least get a form of encomium for not having took part in this mess.

Thank you.

----------------------------------------------------------

Hello TF2 Team,

I understand why you decided to not punish the people who profited of the "Guaranteed Unusual" glitch: because after all it was all your fault and make people pay for your mistakes would have not been fair. But what about those who decided to not take advantage of this crazy situation and got NOTHING? I, like many other people, decided to not abuse this glitch to get easy unusuals because it was an UNETHICAL thing to do, out of respect for Valve and the game economy.

Some people made a massive profit by selling a very expensive unusual they got at the first try. Moreover, even if the rest of their hats are untradeable, those are still luxury items, which normally you wouldn't get so easily.

So, what's the lesson to be learned here?

"You found a cool bug? Abuse the shit out of it, since you'll actually be rewarded for it! Be a nice guy and not fuck the system? Lol, you get nothing! Try next time, friend."

Nice move guys, very appreciated. It seems that being an honest person doesn't pay off these days.

Frankly, get your shit together.

Peace.

- A disappointed player

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The only thing that bugs me about Jerma these days are his sporadic stream schedule and his shitty chat. He fucking burns himself out streaming 10 hours twice in a row then stops streaming for a week,

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Post the nudes.

FUCK YOU JERMA I DON'T CARE
youtu.be/L89bcg1dFFs

Who are you quoting?

The ONLY thing that bugs me about Jerma are the new Jermanias. They are so much better premade than live.

Half of the appeal of the Jermania was Jerma's script as the announcer with jokes and shit. New Jermanias are more like "haha no way bro these dumb characters are fighting oh shit hahaha yeah chat hype"

youtu.be/hNLFp102d9A

YOU AIN'T GOT THOSE CRATES IN THE COVER THEN GLUE YOU GOTTA OPEN UP A CRISP OF SUPER GLUE YOU GOTTA FIND A WAY INSIDE OF THAT CRATE IS YOU OTHER TILL YOU HAVE WHAT YOU WANNA REMAKE YOU GONNA CRAFT 'EM THATS WHAT YOU GONNA DO YOU GONNA CRAFT 'EM INTO TWO TWO TWO REFINED FOR THAT HAT GONNA GIVE IT TO YA GONNA GOME AROUND TO SCHOOL YA WE GOT THE CRATES WE GOT THE CRATES CRATES GET THE CRATES THE CRATES OH THE CRATES

He's working on a project right now.

The chat is awful. He's pretty good at filtering stuff out or ignoring it, but it seems so much worse recently.

I know, and the Carnival stream must take a lot of time and effort to make. But even before that was a thing he would just take a fuckton of days off for one thing or another.

It makes me appreciate Vinny's regular streaming schedule a lot more.

It'd play out like this.
youtu.be/q9iuwkmEmJ8?t=272

unfortunately he's just suffering from becoming popular and attracting "the zoomer twitch viewer" audience that composes 80% of twitch

I've been watching his streams since 2018 (not 2017 because I honestly thought he banished after youtube) and I can gradually see chat getting worse and the veterans of old getting completely drowned in the wave of newfags that annoy jerma as if they have ADD

There are still weeks where he streams for four or five days. But lately he's been going for two-three days then taking the week off to work on the clown festival

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I partly blame jerma embracing external memes instead of always making his own.

>word "trap" appears in Recettear
>the entire chat is trans pride flags and "that's a transphobic slur you guys"
>mods ban people that reply with 40% or say flag spam is annoying
>word "trap" appears in Terraria
>the same thing happens
>word "trap" appears in...
It's all so tiresome. He doesn't acknowledge it, sure, but he still reads the chat and sees all that shit. Comes with the territory I suppose, all big streams are full of furries and trannies for some reason.

>the carnival stream is going to be the point of no return for the chat
He's going to make it super big after that stream and it's only going to make things exponentially shittier once he's pulling Vinny numbers every stream.
I already close it most of the time these days but I know that's going to be the final nail in the coffin.

Permanent sub mode would pretty much curb all the bullshit but Jerma is too nice of a guy for that.
He also can't ban the transpride emote because that would a fucking shitshow that would end up with him being "canceled"

mods ban me for ((()))

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>all big streams are full of furries and trannies for some reason.
for jerma its unironically because hbomberguy hosted his channel immediately following his trans fundraiser event

>vinny stream
>vinny or literally any character in a game says "ok"
>instant flood of trans shit
I wonder how these people feel about their viewerbase being so mentally disturbed, sure they're still raking in donations from them, but it has to feel weird

Whats funny though is that Vinny's chat is usually very tame, except for Sunday streams. I think its because he curbs bullshit really quick even if it'll hurt someone's feelings. Jerma tolerates a lot of dumb shit going on in his chat and it only makes it worse.

He privated it because it's really embarrassing for him.

He's not been that great this year honestly. The green screen stuff was cool but now he's playing weird games for like 12 hours and doing boring commentary.

>>vinny or literally any character in a game says "ok"
>>instant flood of trans shit
wut
why?

>he's playing weird games for like 12 hours and doing boring commentary.
That's where he excels honestly. Recettar was great, DOS streams are usually amazing, and Viscera Cleanup was very chill.

>not even jerma is safe from trannies neurotically pushing that trap = trans
it's not fair

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>I'm actually a big fan of fucking morons
I always forget Jerma has some voice acting chops

I've been watching jerma since 2013 and still love his humor.

>sure they're still raking in donations from them, but it has to feel weird
Nah, I'm sure they're okay with it.

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Reminder that Jerma switched his registration from democrat to independent

>Permanent sub mode would pretty much curb all the bullshit
Except it won't because the bulk of his subs are furries/trannies. There was even some loser a few streams ago that sent him money to tell him that he got approved for HRT and wanted congratulatory asspats for it.
I normally watch Vinny's Vods so I never see the chat anyway. You're right about Jerma, he's let that shit fester and even though he hates the owo shit and the like people still do it because they think its funny and he's too nice of a guy to actually put his foot down.

most of those spammers are in Yea Forums groups. not surprised

I saw Jerma at a grocery store in Las Vegas yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

i mean, traps are transvestites

What do you mean groups, is this a twitch feature I don't know about?

The trans community freaking out over Astolfo is absolutely fucking hilarious. He was masculine from day one in the Apocrypha novels, he was literally a womanizer in life, he just looks like a girl because that's his style.

voice actor of donkey kong said "trans rights, ok" during that hcuck dude's stream or something, so anytime vinny goes "ok" in that deep voice, or if DK so much as shows up on screen, it usually happens

No they aren't. They are essentially just cross dressers who can actually pull it off somewhat.

>Not watching something that makes you laugh because some faggot wojakposter said so

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>he just looks like a girl because that's his style
No way user, if you aren't a macho gigaChad and instead look feminine or like dick you're a woman in a man's body.
But gender stereotypes are bad, okay?

What a fucking asshole

wow jerma is mean

yeah, because most traps are heterosexual, aren't they

The Sims 4 videos are some of the funniest shit he's made in years. I had trouble breathing when watching them the first time. I especially loved the Adam Sandler bit.

>criken
He has some good videos but he is so formulaic and unfunny

Why?

Man, what a dick

what a fucking dick

this guy lost to pinwheel? hes an asshole and bad at videogames

That has nothing to do with transexuality though. Transexuality is wanting to be a the opposite gender of that you were born. Being a trap just means you want to dress in the opposite genders clothes and bait those of the same gender to sleep with you. They're called "traps" for a reason.

There's a meme going on in popular streams where people spam the trans flag icon and "trans rights", and if anyone calls them out then they get offended and they start flooding the chat with discussion on the subject.
If the mods or the streamer do anything, they spread the word that the streamer is transphobic.

?

...

Oh I haven’t seen that in the other people’s streams I’ve been watching that’s strange

youtu.be/S7OOvSZnmug

Can't he just blanket it ban that stuff with a strict policy on "no politics"?

I've heard it happens in vinny's stream too

I don’t think his chat is that bad it’s actually pretty funny most of the time

Criken is a just a camera man for more funnier people. I hope his friends get paid for giving him content because he'd be nothing without them.

they'd get upset and say shit like "human rights are not politics" and get every tranny they know to try and make his online life miserable

It happens to jerma specifically because hbomber hosted him from the tranny convention stream.

jerma isn't going to play chat police

rat movie

>no politics
They have an answer for that too when someone says that in chat - "wow, you're saying the mere existence of trans people is political?!"
The only way to curb this is to ban all flag spam and whatever before it festers and never acknowledge it afterwards. Jerma's too big now to do that, so it'll keep happening.

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see
>If the mods or the streamer do anything, they spread the word that the streamer is transphobic
Besides, "no politics" rules always backfire and attract people that think, also It's honestly a lose-lose situation and I feel bad for Jerma because he always tries to make his streams a fun time for everyone, but when people go into them with the intent of provoking others it's simply impossible.

>new wwe games suck ass in terms of customisation
>we will never get shit like slim jim guy or batboy because every character must now be the giant head with a texture on it because that's the thing you can be the most creative with

Then they start spamming trans rights is not politics, it's coordinated spam, you can sometimes look up people doing it and then only interaction with the chat they're doing is them spamming that flag.

>and attract people that think
and attract people that think that they're ideology crusaders hellbent on spreading the word*

NEW UPDATE I NEED MORE CRATE

if you read chat and it's actually good/funny then 99% it's an actual jerma fan and someone who's been following him for some time

You start where it all began.
He was born in New Jersey

There are some legitimately funny messages in chat, they just get drowned out it a sea of shit. Jerma's pretty good with his one guy method though.

jermaPSYCHO when

I typically watch the vods so I never got the gravity of the situation. Jerma seems like the kind of guy that could be easily fucking destroyed by some bullshit like this.
Why can't people just enjoy things?

teamfortress.com/heavy/
teamfortress.com/heavy/
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING

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I fucking hate you

user I hope you're not surprised that people get banned for making jokes about people killing themselves

oh shit, cp_steel looks cool as fuck

>it's coordinated spam, you can sometimes look up people doing it and then only interaction with the chat they're doing is them spamming that flag
Disgusting. Now I'm really glad I accidentally found the filtering function for chat and blocked all pride flags and shit.
>Why can't people just enjoy things?
Validation is the only thing they crave. If a streamer doesn't ban you posting TRANS RIGHTS or reads your donation message about your HRT, your life choices are clearly correct and valid.

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>Now I'm really glad I accidentally found the filtering function for chat and blocked all pride flags and shit.

Hook a brother up. Shit's obnoxious

youtube.com/watch?v=8uCx5eMJA1o
2:26:55

>making jokes about people killing themselves
Hell yeah I'm surprised, 40% is literally just a statistic, it's not even a joke. Continuous emote spam is okay, but people acting annoyed by it is worthy of a timeout or a ban?
I think Twitch has its own function like this, but I've used the FrankenFaceZ control panel. You simply go to the filtering tab and type in all the words you want, thus you won't even see the chat messages containing them. I blocked shit like pride flags (you have to type them in text like "transgenderpride"), OwO garbage, trans mentions etc. It's at least bearable now.

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>Why can't people just enjoy things?
My bet is that these kind of people believe popular places of interaction in the internet are sort of like "territories" and if they spam their beliefs enough until that community is forced to either accept it or explode, then they've "won a victory" against the opposite side, being the alt-right or whatever.
It sounds crazy but it really seems this way. Why else would you just go to some place people chat while watching a stream and spam "trans rights are human rights" over and over and over and over again?

I'm almost certain it started to snowball with hbombergoy. Trannies felt that they were part of some great battle that involved spamming their garbage everywhere. Doesn't help that HBG redirected his stream to Jerma so the trannies assumed he was "an ally." They then felt like they were welcome and proceeded to jerk each other off by spamming trans flags, and anytime someone would object since the chat became unreadable, they would respond with "well at least we aren't spamming something toxic" or "stop being a bigoted asshole"

Thank him for all the funnies and then go on about my day because I don’t want to be a weirdo

This is actually a pretty good description. His stupid RP schtick is the lamest shit.

probably but only if it was appropriate and he wasn't busy with something or someone else
also i'd give him the pleasure of meeting someone even shorter than him

The thing these retards don't realize is that 90% of the time their tranny shit has absolutely nothing to do with the stream itself.
When people spam other things it's usually in context of what's going on with the stream, people who spam pride emotes are just doing it to be obnoxious.

Is that guy a tranny? I’ve never heard of him before

no but he is a subhuman

He looks like a typical basedboy lmfao, but did he host jerma because they are friends or just to start conflict in the chat

yes but that doesn't matter to them, they know what they're doing is uncalled for and most of the time it doesn't even apply to what's happening on the stream, they just want an opportunity to lunge down peoples throats for even thinking about objecting to it

Basedboy** fuck autocorrect, definitely not based

He’s a humor goblin sent from above to give epic lolz

no idea
probably just hosted a guy with alot of viewers so he could get more viewers himself

based newfag

WTF FUCK THIS PHONE, ONIONS BOY

oh no no no no no no

How fucking new are you

it's filtered nigga

I don’t visit Yea Forums often but wtf I can’t even type that word or it changes to onions

you think he's based? holy shit you're a fucking faggot too, kys

I'm surprised how good he is at playing mario. Except for the occasional retard moments

you're supposed to use soi now tourist

I haven't watched his videos since the ster_ split but I have fond memories of him

Nooo Yea Forums is censoring

fuck you stupid cunt

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>this guy holds you at gun point
what do?

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Give up, for I have already lost

is he aiming at my toes?

Is that Jerma or Jex? It's hard to tell but the answer is important for my response.

Just filter the TransPride emote 4Head

if you had average 1000 viewers and then one day decided to filter every single emote how many viewers do you think would leave?

like 6, thats how many people i filtered and the spam is almost non-existent

One of my favorite streamers did this on his side channel, it was funny watching new people come in asking why they couldn't post emotes or getting auto timed out for posting the word meme
Miss you, Monotonetim. Please come back to us.

Favorite Jerma vid? I go always go back to his DS1 streams where he just summons a fuck load of people into the server and tries to have a massive battle. Good shit.

Just hide chat all together.
It doesnt contribute anything worthwhile

Castle Griffinstead, the setup was too good and I legit didn't expect it to go in the direction it did.

ster and Jerma have been back together since late 2018 iirc
they're not as funny as they used to be but they're still entertaining and they did a terraria stream like a day ago

>remove memelord children
>quality instantly rises

No I mean you, the viewer
You can filter emotes

yeah but thats not important
its important to let unoriginal people know that they are fags and not funny

It’s also important to not feed trolls and attention whores

what's your favorite stream of this year so far?

His "rewatching old videos" streams. It was a fun comfy ride with a lot of laughs.

What's your favorite shitty one-off Jerma joke and why is it "IT'S OVER!"?

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lemme guess, didn't touch a single tf2 video

youtu.be/_bPXrFxBXow

Why is this guy SO SAD?

CUT HIS MIC!

Nothing beats the clown car

Better yet, don't fucking watch streams.
The edited videos filter out all of the dead air and nothingness.

he does the "watches old videos" streams on occasion and he pretty much wacthed all of the big tf2 ones on his first comb stream

He watched a few

youtube.com/watch?v=Pr3odbsyDkc

COX

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>Lleyo Peepance was spawned out a fusion of two memes
truly Jerma is unstoppable

HES GOING OFF THE TOP ROPE

Do that awkward small talk bit he did recently.

>Hey Jerma! Here's 50 bucks! My grandma's got a great recipe for hummus! ...Gotta go!

Lleyo is gonna win a rumble. I can feel it in my bones.

The drawstrings of my pants just flopped directly into a urinal. Wtf do I even do now? I’ve been walking around like I’m wearing a diaper cause I don’t want them to touch me.

NOT THE TOP ROPE

Watch chroma key kung fu and the wonder book videos. They were the last thing to actually make my body hurt from laughing so hard.

I'M SERIOUSLY GONNA GO SIT DOWN ON THE TOILET AND PISS UP INTO MY FACE

>moved to vegas thinking he'd get better internet and have access to more gimmicks
>internet is even worse than before

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LET'S PUT CIGARETTES OUT ON MY DICK

for me, it's Mom's Making Cookies from Baskin Robbins

does jerma have an actual job or is he just a streamer?

Cheez-its vs Cheese Nips during Dark Messiah is the funniest to me. The sheer amount of effort for such a dumb joke.

HEY GAMERS

He’s a full-time GAMER

star if your editing this together, don't use put cigarettes out on my dick line, okay? It was offensive and was uncalled for, no one should ever put cigarettes on there penis for any reason.

>he fucks up his joke by actually liking the cheese nips

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Easily this , just watching an except of it isn't nearly as funny but seeing it live was one of the funniest things I've ever experienced

Not the source of the fucking ad video. We want to see him reacting to it.

I honestly can't stand Vinny anymore. Too much bing bing wahoo, too many fake reactions. Same with Joel. Too loud, too many epic pixel zooms.
It's interesting to see just how much funnier Jerma is than Joel when you see him play DOS games.
I don't know why Jerma is so funny to me but I think the reason is this: he never falls into a rut. He usually plays obscure games. Vinny does too, but for the most part they have been weird for the sake of weird artsy games. He just plays one for ten minutes to go whoa this is crazy guys, moves on to the next.
Contrast with Jerma who never really does like Vinny and doesn't play the same fucking game for weeks on end, and when he plays weird obscure shit like Urban Runner he plays it to completion.
I also like how he tries to innovate with his New Year's Awards streams or his adventure book streams. Jerma can truly take nothing and make it funny.

jerma fucking up his own jokes makes them 10 times funnier

twitter.com/jerma985/status/715990862677807105?lang=en

youtu.be/CFCWdQT0Xcs?t=348

99% of twitch streams are like this

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It's literally his best fucking joke

I forget that jerma is like 40 years old

I consider Jerma's chat better than most. It's pretty shit but there's so much back and forth between him and the chat just railing on him that I think it's integral to watching his streams.
It gets pretty gay sometimes like when they spam hearts but it's better than Vinny's where they spam LUL every time he says something that's even remotely comedic.

Vinny is such a thin-skinned faggot these days. Even make fun of his shit tastes a little, even the shit boomer music he listens to, you'll get timed-out or banned.

That's a YIKES from me, dog.

how many times did you spam the chat about vinny's music to get timed out?

reminds me of the time he held a sekrit club Holy Mountain movie night and got genuinely pissed off when people were shitting on it for being lolsorandumb

what is CBT and why do joelfags keep spamming it

Yea Forumsmeme

Wow what an asshole. I am never watching his content ever again.

Cock and Ball Torture, it's the name of a Mario Maker map he made and then spent 20 hours clearing. People found an exploit after like 10 minutes.

Jermania fucking when

>randomly gets up to get a bag of chips like hes not live
chad energy

never happened

heres what I consider the sequel to that joke
youtu.be/NzPIZo3Dqjs?t=16510
>4:35:10
for timestamp

Joel didn't make up CBT

Jerma makes jokes that if you describe what's happening it's not funny at all.

I was explaining why joelfags are spamming it

He didn't, but he discovered the meme and he and chat became obsessed with it for a few streams. That's what led to it becoming an emote.

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The Jerma Rumble Live Action is the perfect example of why he's so great. He goes above and beyond.
He's also great at improvising, as seen in stuff like or

Why does he have villain hair?

It's his alter ego.

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Is Green Screen the most powerful Jermaverse villain of ALL TIME?

>witnessing the best Rumble of all time live
I don't think there was a better feeling

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>villain
he was the protagonist user

That would be Gabe "Glueman" Degrossi.

How do I get a tiny jerma bf?

Ask for a ride in his clown car.

He just wanted to defend the win he won fair and square.

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>there will never be a Rat Movie 3

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JEX is always the protagonist

It's quite funny how redditors like 4channers managed to make jerma streams not fun anymore. The chat is pure reddit xd cancer 24/7

I miss the late night Stardew streams so much. This used to be a mayonnaise stream.

i see random Yea Forums shit in there alot as well which doesnt help

youtu.be/w5DCH0AmV8E

I missed that bit. When was this? I'll check it out sometime

never's a long time user, but.. there's probably some truth to it. he doesn't want to be known for only one skit, so he tends to ignore past successes to some degree in favor of breaking new ground

We're talking about you getting clipped

Okay!

Good! Please do this!

Star_, you are SUCH a GOOD TF2 player and YOU WIN the duel

He already tried to make it actually, he wanted to get it professionally animated by a big studio but the only one that would even talk to him quoted like 40 grand for a minute

Wait, wait, wait, this can't be how it happened

It was a seal, there was a seal joke

IT'S OVER!

That boat needs to be defended! There's precious supplies aboard!
For the seal spies.

>jerma thread has been alive ALL NIGHT
absolutely fucking BASED
thanks Yea Forums

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is he also trying to get Keifer Sutherland to voice the giant rat who makes all of the rules?

Jermania: Late Edition.

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He should've just gone full meme and gotten Video Brinquedo

this isn't tf2
this isn't even videogames

this is both video games and tf2

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BECAUSE ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU PUT DOWN THAT LUMBER!

>OOH, UP IN SMOKE!

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Death to Spies is pretty good.
youtube.com/watch?v=tGBt3ym_oF8

has no clue Jerma spent like 10k (out of his own savings) on a single vid which is basically a love letter to his fans

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Peak Jerma content right here.
youtube.com/watch?v=SDVkLdoYIA0

I like jerma more because he actually doesnt suck fucking ass playing videogames and pays attention to what's directly in front of the screen
I see so many fucking streamers missing OBVIOUS shit right in front of their faces for no apparent reason, specially vinny, which barely fucking moves his mouse in some FPS games

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I thought someone made that as a joke holy shit

He was playing sam and max with a walkthrough

his last sam and max stream was a complete trainwreck
neither jerma or the chat gave 2 shits about what was happening in the game

is he coming back?

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You say that yet I've seen him completely ignore a game's tutorial for it being "boring" and instead read his retarded chat while trying to crack bad jokes. Then he complains about not knowing how to play the game.

man, Jerma is handsome.

kinda don't get why jerma chat and sometimes vinny chat get trans heart spam. hbomber guy seemed to be pretty normal when mandalore was screaming

hbomber is some faggot commie that hosted Jerma after his stream where he raised money for a children tranny charity so all the degenerates from there latched onto him. He can't tell the trannys to take a hike because he's too nice of a person and "news outlets" would eat him alive.

>children tranny charity
for real? that changes things a lot
also jerma explicitly said at the end of last stream that he don't want to talk about things like that in his stream

>In June 2019 The Times revealed that they had discovered a serious data breach by Mermaids in which highly confidential e-mails to the charity had been made readily available through their website. The Times state that these included names of transgender children and their parents, together with contact details and intimate medical information. The newspaper reported that there were also internal e-mails from the trustees that criticised the leadership by Susie Green, and external e-mails from parents saying that the charity "felt like a 'cult'".
>the charity "felt like a 'cult'".
What a surprise.

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twitch is full of sjws and speaking against them is suicide these days

youtu.be/zO1vjmTjjKQ?t=1500
25:00
I hurt myself from laughing

I hope nobody actually does this

He was only born compact so that he wouldn't become too powerful.

Yeah it seems like a bit of a coin flip for him which is okay with me because that’s quite in line with what I’ve come to expect from such a compact little man

>All the Giant Bats
Fuck, why does this get me so good?

Getting into Jerma's shit is kinda weird cuz he got progressively funnier but also progressively weirder at the same time, so old content might be unfunny and new content might just be confusing.

I second cuz it's probably the best entry point into his ludicrously retarded pseudo sketch humor (which is funny, just retarded). All of his best content is just him acting like a complete and utter clown so this is a good start.

Jerma's chat is actually good though. They don't ride his dick nonstop like most twitch streamers, and they have pretty good interactions with him (namely thinking about the "up in smoke" thing or the farting/laughing compilation bit).

>Why can't people just enjoy things?
Ironically, you niggers whining about a fucking twitch emote are great examples of "why can't people just enjoy things?"

Who gives a fuck if the chat spams a trans rights emote. Jerma doesn't, and his growth/fame/enjoyment of his hobby isn't affected by it. Why the fuck do you fags?

The pride flag thing will pass soon, and then it’ll be back to our weekly autism don’t worry bros

Still waiting to see Jerma with his Wailord plushie.

Sorry I usually don't look at my legs when I'm walking

you faggots need your containment board /incel for internet celebrities

Bad idea. Jerma works in no small part because he avoids politics. It makes it entertaining and fun, whereas everything is politicised now. He's probably acutely aware that he'll have everyone from transexuals to /pol/ in his audience and its best to keep everyone chilled.