Meanwhile on the R/V/

*sucks everyone's cock as a joke*

Who the fuck spent the gas money on dragon dildos?

can i have it

me :>

where are we going

uh oh, I did a bad

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Sure for 20$

How many times do you retards need to be told to not use the toilet until we're hooked up? And you wonder why it smells like piss and shit all the time.

Haha...that's a good one dude!...

Nigga I will seal your nuggets and eat you out

Hey guys, thanks for letting me drive for a bit, I'm sure y'all are tired. I'm gonna take a shorter route I heard about, might wanna buckle up.

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MOM, HELL FUCKING ANYONE, HELP ME! THIS GUY IS STICKING HIS GREASY FINGER UP MY BUTT! THERE ARE NO VIDEO GAMES IN THERE!

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For the last fucking time Jamal you SIT AT THE BACK OF THE RV

me fucking Nico

Don't worry bro it's just a joke...haha funny jokes!

shut up user, we all know you like it.

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Hahaha damn dude you look like a gay
*cums on face ironically*

We'll be approaching the graveyard soon. Remember, fusion cells are yellow, any discoloration and they're no good. We ain't leaving until we have enough for another 3000 miles.

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lol what a fag
*cums inside mouth*

FUCK YOU NIGGER YOURE SITTING ON MY ARM
HAHA YEAH REAL FUNNY SUPRISE PROSTATE EXAM, I BET YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A MEDICAL LICENSE.

99 CANS OF MONSTER ON THE WALL, 99 CANS OF MONSTER

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Rate my game idea:
>RV game
>Up to 15 players in an RV
>Have to drive from point A to Point B like desert bus
>Every character has needs, Hunger, Sleep, Drink, Piss
>RV has limited gas and has to stop
>Game has day and night cycle and lights are toggled via the player
>Theres a working in game radio, traffic, towns, highways, ect.
>Players can vote to kick out the driver and have someone else take over
>Players have a limited number of cash they have to budget
>Players can exit the RV
>Trip is only completed if a majority of the players make it to the destination alive or in the RV
>Game has 6 different destinations, from the Grand Canyon to Washington D.C to Yellowstone each with varying scenery and towns and highways
>Game can be played in VR

Uh oh imma bouta fart

*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA

nice joke

>*digs through the top cupboard for a bizarrely large bag of unopened marshmallows*

Anybody want a Shmo'?

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Where am I supposed to sleep?

Sounds comfy as fuck desu.

Guys I'm gonna order a pizza what do y'all want?

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Imagine the smell

TURN YOUR BING BING WAHOO MACHINE DOWN

We've been over this, no campfires inside.

I'm gonna hotbox this shit

Anchovies and surströmming.

fucking love smores dude
who wants WEED

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pepperoni and sausage

ANCHOVIES

>*Takes a large shit clogging the toilet*
>*Covers it with toilet paper hoping no one will notice*

my boiis wuddup

Dangit. Oh well.
>*Takes huge shit in the sink because there's nowhere else to*
>*Puts handsoap on it hoping no one will notice*

My friend Tyrese is coming over to play some Smash Bros Ultimate. Could you guys please treat him nicely and avoid saying racist shit?

Why dont you just take the three screws that are hidden beneath the matt in the storage compartment our and take them out?

I'm crashing this RV
WITH NO SURVIVORS

Fuck yeah, bros.
Finna get stoked and play some Skate 2

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Well howde welcome aboard missta!

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thanks friendo, he'll feel just at home

STOP DRIVING INTO THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE! MY WIFI SIGNAL KEEPS GOING OUT!

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>first rest stop
>get out to go get some snacks
>the faggot driver finishes fueling up and leaves us behind and we have to wait for him to come back
Comfy

The bathroom's all greased up if anyone wants to have some fun

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I saw this sign at the last gas station, what do we make of it?

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Apparently three anons pissed on the toilet, clogged it with shit, then shit in the sink so

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You don't know who you're talking too

What, that's not your idea of a good time?

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It's the gas station's dumpster, let them deal with it.

you should be using the corn net nigga

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Good deal. I paid $60 for a wheel out of the newer generation of my car that is an almost plug and play swap.

YOU ASSHOLES FUCKING LEFT ME AT THE REST STOP FUCK

TURN AROUND AND HELP THE HORNY TRUCKERS ARE TRYING TO GET INTO MY STALL AND ONE OF THEM JUST STOLE THE PLUNGER I WAS KEEPING THEM OUT WITH

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But I thought the last place we stopped at was the KFC?

I'd play it. I go on 3000 mile road trips with no specific destination every summer. Driving is just fun and it doesn't matter where I go, although I do focus on windy mountain roads and scenic coastal routes.

he's black, user

since when did OP get his driver's license?

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YOU ASSHOLES WENT TO THE KFC WITHOUT ME? WHAT THE FUCK?

Clarkson you infantile pillock

ALRIGHT BRUVS, I'M FRYIN' UP SOME CHEESE TOASTIES IF ANYONE WANTS 'EM

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Do eurobros do roadtrip?

Sure, we'll help the horny truckers

Fuck you I want a toasted cheese now you prick

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uh oh smash ultimate players are blocking the RV again...

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MOOOOOOM user WON'T LET ME PLAY ON THE SWITCH

*ahem*
ALL THE OLYMPIADS, OR DOUBLE NIGGERS AS I CALL THEM, LEAVE THE R/V/.

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WHO’S DRIVING THE CAR?!

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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Girl here. What games are we going to play on the roadtrip? ;)

Fuck cyclists

Who has xanax?

Hey guys I saw a roach on the wall and now I can't find it!

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Benzos are worse than heroin. Don't ever do that shit.

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oh god.

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WHAT'S UP FAGGOTS

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>three of four cyclists in the webm are riding on the white line and letting faster people pass like reasonable, normal people
>cyclist at the front is an absolute cunt subhuman with zero respect for anyone else and is the reason everyone hates cyclists
>a canyon road driven solely for fun is the same thing as sitting in traffic going to work

i'm claiming this box
already peed on it so don't bother trying to fight me

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*Pees on you*
You are mine!

>Not shitting in the tank

I thought we agreed no pets! It's already pissing in boxes jesus fuck WHO'S ANIME GIRL IS THIS?

I knew going to E3 in this dump was a mistake. We should have bought one of them big bus.
How we supposed to get to California if we have to fill the tank every other half mile?

is that at the capulin volcano? costs twenty fucking dollars to drive up that thing, fucking retarded.

>day 6 nofap
>instantly hard thinking about petplay
Cut it out, man.

$20 is not a lot for a national park access road pass. I pay $31 for Mt Washington roughly twice a year.

WHO THE FUCK PUT MY LAPTOP IN THE SINK, IT'S COVERED IN SHIT AND SOAKED THROUGH.

Where are we driving to anyways?

its a national volcanic monument, im a huge geology nerd so im regretting NOT paying the $20 but fuck.

>such a nerd xd

thanks for the upvote

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ITS MY TURN TO be gwen

we suck cocks for gas all the way
user start working on a sticker, we'll stick it to the back of the rv

Sorry no trannys allowed on the R/V/

SANS WILL NEVER BE IN SMASH

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what another tollbooth?
ay fags i need exact change only, cough it up

HELP THEY'RE GETTING IN TO THE STALL

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Jesus favreau it's just a grilled cheese

Just hurry up and let them. I need to take a shit user.

Ah fuck i cant even move, let me make some space in this shit.

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It's a movie about some famous chef.

New

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Ti e to fapap

>Shadman

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Yo, Xbox...

Alright motherfuckers, i fucking had it.
Who the fuck keeps cumming on my sheets and bed? I thought it was funny the first time but this is the 20th time in the day. Stop it or im gonna have to do nasty stuff

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can we go to disneyland?

I can’t jerk off under these conditions!

i would kill to have a ride like pic related. i can already feel how comfy it is

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hey user are you awake?
user?
HEY user CHECK THIS OUT
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP

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It's only comfy if you like the people you're with. I've stayed in a lot of hostels and it's great most of the time but sometimes you room with a sperg and it sucks.

>shadman
Every
Fucking
Time

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i think in california there is a train that has room and takes you to different cities.

boy am I glad I'm not riding around with those autists in the r/v/

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I found her at the last rest stop, she looked so lonely.

Alfredo sauce, hand tossed crust, spinach, chicken, bacon

>Alfredo pizza
Absolutely based

This is a common scam, don't fall for it!

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Nah it's cool man I'm a sovereign citizen, I'm traveling not driving

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*UHM UHM*
>spits _____

>thin crust with pepp, mushroom, jalapeno, and olive

Are we there yet?

alright guys, we gonna start the smash bros event, everyone who wants to join in get into the room.if you want to brap, please do it outside

Dude shadman is banned from the RV get that shit outta here

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you can't make me leave this bed

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hey guys, i traded in the R/V/ for this sweet ass mini bike, we get 6 miles per gallon on this bad boy

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we'll see about that

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*unzips bed*
Now what?

nice try losers comfy can't be beaten

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Based

i tried my best

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uh, guys... i think my cat has fleas and he's been sleeping on all the beds

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Use mine, bro.

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>wifi
Faggot, use wired ethernet like everyone else.

Out the window he fuckin goes!

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i think my loli pet also has fleas
she's been holding hands with everyone so don't let her touch you

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Guys, I think someone left something on my seat

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I'm out of beer. Stop at the next gas station.

I'am, but we're coming up to a fork in the road up ahead. Which way do we turn again?

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Do donuts until you lose it and the direct you're facing is the direction we go.

If right is silent hill and straight is raccoon city. Then left should be the way to go

>Driving through the desert
>Blare this obnoxiously loud over the radio
youtube.com/watch?v=999RqGZatPs

last one to hit the fattest dab gets my pocket tootsie roll

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When's the next stop? I want some peanuts and root beer

Racoon city.
I like racoons

>bringing your pet loli
Use some common sense man, this can only end poorly!

Do you -not- want nurse chicks in the RV?

Bringing women on a road trip is a real rookie mistake.

>>Trip is only completed if a majority of the players make it to the destination alive or in the RV
>or in the RV

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How are you going to get the map big enough? Only Euro Truck gets close to what you need.

Aw, cmon, we can just ditch them at the next pit stop!

assuming you had no choice at least you can avoid the zombies instead of your own nightmares

U mah nigga

MY NAME IS YUTAKA TAKENOUCHI AND I AM Yea Forums'S NUMBER ONE CERTIFIED BADASS. NOBODY CAN EVEN HOPE TO PUT UP A DECENT BATTLE AGAINST ME BUT THERE IS ONE PROBLEM I MUST FIGHT ON THE R/v/... I HAVE TERRIBLE MOTION SICKNESS

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if its domino, replace marinara sauce for bbq sauce, pls

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I didn't expect this kek

>sits quietly in the corner like an awkward autist
>even though I'm surrounded by fellow awkward autists

Oh shit a Cromartie post

*quietly humming*

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hey driver, where the fuck are we going?

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Shit I need to rewatch Cromartie, you guys told me it actually has a 90s Toonami-tier dub.

imagine...

CAN YOU GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A SECOND? IM ON THE PHONE WITH MY MOM.

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(loud sexual noises)

>Hm, imagine what?

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(extreme dolphin noises)

the dub is fucking amazing

I would run into that fucker over and disable him for his faggotry. Wouldn't be the first time

We'll know when we get there.

ILL HAVE YOU KNOW THEY USED TO CALL ME "ERRAND BOY"

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Guys can we stop buy a gas station, gotta buy a bag of Takis

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We're going shopping!

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I'll give it a try, I need something to hold my attention until BoBoBo on BluBluBlu Ray in December

Anyone want an energy beer? I found a guy scalping pre-2011 cases.

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How the fuck have we not crashed yet

Cute and funny

wait... you mean you weren't driving?

the dub is absolute kino and i recently rewatched it on some website
it's no longer in my historial so can't really give you a hand there so good luck

>An entire thread on whose driving the bus
>Not a single post about the tunes
mOVE THE FUCK OVER IT"S JAM TIME youtu.be/sC0cvwnG0Ik

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but bro... you were always destined to choose the tunes for us

Guys, I think I hear police sirens in the distance. Does anyone have anything of questionable legality on them?

IM GOING TO DAB ON THE LIBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Open alcohol containers but that's legal in certain states.

Maybe use the map from The Crew. I remember it took quite awhile to drive across the map.

you’re gonna share... right user?

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Yes, the map in which Chicago occupies the majority of the Midwest

I thought it was universally agreed we were listening to Devil Trigger?

Rest assured I'm a faggyroll user so I can access the dub, it's one of a handful of 'early' dubs they have, like Card Captor Sakura

Pirated video games

No one gives a fuck about the midwest. It's just the boring part you drive through to get to the good regions.

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Great, this was what I was afraid of. It's too late now, you idiots had to bring your pet lolis and now we're all going to get the van for it.

But user, devil trigger get's not cru-hazy after hour 15. We need some classics youtu.be/fWb2TwRDHSY

GUYS SHIT FLUSH MY COCAINE!

Of course frien

Be a man and blow that snow

/k/ommando here. I'll be doing your security detail... Tovarish...

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HEY
St Louisfag here, how are you gonna do a United States map and not include the Gateway Arch?

SHIT MY GPS CUT OUT, SOMEONE GET A FUCKING MAP AT THE NEXT GAS STATION

Shit, at the next gas station I'm also gonna need to get some smokes and porno mags. Anyone else want anything?

Couple monsters and a bag of dorritos m8

Hopped on some tracks, will be a straight shot.

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Aspirin, you little shits are giving me a headache with the noise

How the fuck are you driving an RV on the tracks? Aren't you worried about a train coming?

BANG

The train should be more worried about us.

*THUMP*

ATTENTION R/V/. I HAVE TAKEN CONTROL OF THE RADIO... AHEM...

>One day, while Andy was masturbating... Woody... Got wood.

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME

say thanks user! (takes whole bag)

Just gonna grab a Taki, Bro.

who said takis? I want takis.

racoon city

I have to take a shit. I know I should have gone back at the gas station but I didn't need to go then.

just shit out the fucking window, then.

i miss scp

How much do you want to be he hits the car behind us?

Im here to tell everyone on r/v/ that there is nothing wrong with being trans and liking black people. Diversity is strength

sure, just gimme a sec
*crunch*
*crunch*
*crunch*

>this whole post

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that's it motherfucker
start running

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SHUT UP SHUT UP
I DIDN'T HEAR TRUMP FINISH SAYING YUGE WALL 20 MORE YEARS CHINA BECUASE OF YOU NIGGER
*BANG*
>holds up camera-
*BANGBANGBANG BANG*

Cringe

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guys, i think we’ve got a problem...

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Who didn't make the preorder?

have sex

FUCK YOU TODD 76 IS GARBAGE AND YOUR A NIGGER!

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BANG
BANG

I’m sure you already know why I stopped you here today. Now which of you FUCKS didn’t buy Fallout 76?

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What should I do tonight boys. Woke up at 4pm yesterday and can't go to sleep yet.

Cop todd please listen to trump kino on radio with me

Guys, I think I saw a carnival in the distance. Can we make a detour?

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kek

HERE'S FIFTY BUCKS

>tfw my dad and brother and I would sometimes sleep in our little rv outside in our driveway and pretend we were on a camping trip
>that rv was later crushed in a tornado and my parents are now divorced

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PULL MY

Does Kaluha go bad? It looks and tastes like cream but does it expire like dairy?

Not sure. Eat it and find out.

*looks out the window*

Uh, guys I think we missed the turning about 12 miles back. Guys?

If Kahlua is a solid you should definitely not drink/eat it

>BoBoBo
>Blu Ray
WHAT

Unless you're just excited for higher quality rips who gives a shit? You don't actually buy media do you?

>BOWSER'S SHIT

pantsu down, now

DEVIL TRIGGER