Before and after buying nintendo switch

deal with the evil
become the chad but lose a foot in height

He either got shorter or his head got bigger.

He got smaller?

Literally all he has to do is smile and shave in the second pic to look better

Is he an achondroplastic dwarf?

>looks like he couldn't be anywhere over 5ft
>still retained the typical nintendie face

he looks worse because its obvious he did roids to achieve that

Roidbabies are fucking weird. I literally cannot imagine destroying my entire body, reproductive ability, heart health, personality, etc. just to get a body that women don't even like.

He looks like that autist who loves trains from that one doujin on the left

The main issue is that this picture makes it look like he's like 4.5-5 heads tall when the average man is 7.5. His head seems enormous for his frame, making him look like an action figure.

PHASE 5 BABY

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Because the second pic makes him look like a midget/manlet, dunno why (maybe he is).

Kill yourself

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soul
soulless

Why didn't he just become normal

How the fuck did he get shorter?

>What the FUCK did you just say about Nintendo?

because the camera's looking down on him and there's a doorframe for comparison exposing his miniscule height

You can physically see he takes himself to seriously. He needs to lighten up.

this

Fuck you for reminding me

Post a reference. I havent seen what you're talking about.

HGH (head growth hormone)

rate my body boys

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jesus christ it's the blair witch

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I'd fuck him how he looked on the left.
Not on the right, though.

this is what he thought would happen

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I hope you don't mean the one I am thinking of

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work on your lats

Your boobs look kind of weird, post vagina

my god, he looked better when chubby, maybe if he was just slim he would've been ok

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After

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More proof that it's all about the face

this is shopped. look at the head and neck area

Just proves Genetics are everything. Either that or photoshop

His face is fine though, he only looks weird because he looks short as fuck.

yeah, just his lats, lmao

>One of them is even playing Yoshi
Nice attention to detail

>lost his cute belly for a dried up beef jerky body that makes him look like a bobble head

You look skinny enough for your abs to be visible, do something, anything to work your core. Also start lifting in general, it is fun and not that hard.

As someone who loves buff women... I give my seal of approval to the Human Extermination Centre to end this monster.

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But when I shave the women at work say I look 10 years younger.

>he isn't into ara ara roleplay
fag

His face is the face of a Manlet. The cunt could be 6'5 and he'd still look like a lost little boy. Maybe a non retarded haircut might help