Metroid Anniversary

It's Samus' Birthday today.
Post metroid related images and discuss how awesome the franchise was... Before "OtherM"

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When the #1 girl is Samus.
>SCREEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTCHHHHH
*Blows your gameboy advance speakers out*

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Not canon

*hops by, larps innocence*
What do?

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*sssssssip*
Been there seen that.
Kill it with supermissles

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Spoil it and hope he repays in kind

happy birthday, feather pubes

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*laughs in space pirate at 3D metroid gaymes*

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>breaks your back hugging

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>Sssssspppppt
Yup

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>SSPPT
Yep

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>ywn hug a samus
profound sadness

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*cracks monster*
*sighs*
Yup
Then destroy the disc

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>foot

Post your favorite enemy and your favorite track youtube.com/watch?v=Y0ptMqQrS4w

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WHEN'S PRIME TRILOGY FOR SWITCH

FUCKING WHEENNNNNNNNNNN

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>walks into lava with other M game disc
>bubbles
>more bubbles
>puts game disc in cup
Sssssssssssssssppppptt

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Finally I won't be portrayed as a damsel in distress, thanks.
Ssspptt

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It's a living!

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>Birthday suit alarms go off

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Reminder that Nintendo didn't do shit for Metroid's 30th anniversary.

Do companies generally do anything for the 35th?

>power suit steals the show
The hero we need

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To 33 more years of this fat ass

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Fusion > Super > Zero Mission > Prime > Prime 2 >>>>> the rest

>ywn hug a samus
these are the thoughts that keep me awake at night

>sssssspptt
Thank you

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>Adam gets a game in the metroid series
[Blocks your path and adds more story of space pirates]

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Where the FUCK are the tubes?

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Based and fusion suited

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FUCK YOU SAMUS, YOU SUCK !!!
AND FUCK THE FEDS TOO !!!

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Happy birthday!

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Love this comic strip

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So are we just ignoring the Kriken Empire taking over whole planets as a form of puberty or are the feds just okay with that?

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Birthday spankings for samus!

>ssssppprrtt
user? New game?

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Soon

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Hapoy birthday Metroid

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happy birthday old bitch
here’s to prime 4

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Enjoy your birthday Samus!

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Suprise birthday gift!

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what kind of dates is samus into

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QUESTION: For a hypothetical Metroid 5 do we want the Chozo Suit back or the Fusion Suit?

>wipes out an entire species just for target practice
SOMEONE HAS TO STOP HER

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I want to see the fusion suit as a base level. Maybe it can have unique layering to it when thr suit upgrades get applied.
Using thw arm spikes to slide down a wall would be a cool feature. Or use them to stab and sap energy out of a foe to restore your energy... Bonus if its the final blow they turn to dust like when a metroid killed something in the super metroid game.

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The co-op, save the universe kind.

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There was nothing wrong with this boss, other than it being too easy.

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Shut up Sylux. you're just mad people liked Weavel over you

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Metroid is responsible for approximately 1/3rd of my taste in games. I can pick up any of these fuckers any time

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>Using thw arm spikes to slide down a wall would be a cool feature
It would be but it sounds like something that would work better in a platformer Metroid than in FPS Prime

Tell me Yea Forumsros, how do I get a wife like Samus?
With or without feather pubes

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folks in heavy armor like M chief, doomguy, Iron man ect.

I bet Samus is kinky as fuck.

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Yea, I was kind referring to the 2D metroid. It wouldnt work well in 3D, unless it was 3rd person in a new game style that wasnt like Prime

As much as you-know-what gets a lot of flak, it showed that a Metroid game CAN work in 3rd person if done right

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Going back to the normal power suit would be cowardice so of course that's what they're going to do.

I'd play the hell out of a 3rd person metroid game. Imagine exporing areas pitch black, since its the beginning of the game, all you have is your visor light to illuminate pitch black areas.
>The statue you are looking at in the room's eyes glow brighter and brighter..
>ITS A TRAP!
>The door behind you no long is a illuminous blue, its dark, sealed.
>Turn around to see big ugly licking its chops at you.
>Arm missle pod opens boss fight begins

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Kek

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She's already in the same old chozo suit. It's just been modified a bit.

>Imagine exporing areas pitch black, since its the beginning of the game, all you have is your visor light to illuminate pitch black areas.
You got that from Dead Space and because of that we are now related

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Let us know if you do. Alot of guys like the woman who is a girly girl when its warrented, yet self sufficient and just cool to be around most of the time.

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But don't we already have this thread?

My first introduction to metroid was samus returns (stopped playing it 7 days after I got it). Then I got the Prime trilogy on my wii u in the same month last year. I loved it, especially Prime 1. I played Metroid on a ROM site. I've yet to play super or fusion.

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Sounds sort of like Dead Space

Play Zero Mission when you get the chance.

>be in higschool
>5'11
>there's this shy, blond girl in band a class below me
>plain cutie who'd wear a ponytail like samus
>had to be around 6'3
>shared the same lunch with her
>would admire her from a distance on many days
>final days of senior year, had to go to graduation rehearsal
>she's helping the staff, pushing a rack of chairs down the hallway
>accidentally make eye contact with her
>she smiles
>graduate and never see her again
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

retard

I wouldn't mind a metroid game styled off of deadspace's style.
I wont lie, I chickened out of that game after like a million small spider things hopped on me while I was walking through some hallway. Scared the shit outta me and I became lunch.

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Happy Birthday spacegirl

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I remembere that in ZM. I used to get scared as shit because I didn't know what to do so I jumped in acid

Daily reminder that Fusion's linearity worked because it effectively built up tension to the stretch of the game between the station-wide power outage and Samus's discovery of the secret Metroid breeding lab, which is one of the best action-adventure experiences in any game ever.

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>Happy birthday pumpkin
>i know that things had been rough on you of late, same goes to i, Dad and Grandpa B.J. but cheer up! We've been though this in the past and we will be fine.
>i wish you could see out little john, he grew up to his post and became his own hero, he even got his own AI buttler to pester him, i wanted to name her Daisy but he went on with Uncle Durandal's suggestion.
>And sorry for not being there at the Mansion with you or even be with you when you needed it, last time i got in there in 97, i was sent to hell permanently powered by this music even before its fucking release youtube.com/watch?v=DfaubmS6VC4.
>now that the things have changed and the mansion grew up, who knows? maybe ill be there before xmas now that my crib is back!
>Happy bday, and dont worry i will bring the Ice cream, im still keeping this promise!
>Love DOOM PS: sorry for the cringey letter, being sealed for too long fucked even with my writing.

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>sentient varia suit will never bearhug you and morph, pulping your body inside the ball form

why live even

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Real talk, I'd be 100% on board with a Fusion remaster in the style of SR

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So, can Ridley speak?

Cringe but heartwarming

If you encounter a Level 10 shitpost, don't hesitate on using this image.

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It would work for a first person re-imagination of Metroid 2.
Otherwise, I'd like to see a mainline Metroid game laid out like Jurassic Park 2 for SNES where you can explore different settings while doing set missions for the Galactic Federation.

A metroid game could workout in 3rd person with a dark and gloomy atmosphere / game style.

.... Hell you could even play as Adam while he was in the federation on deployment against the space pirates in lue of the federation trying to get on the chozo's good side.

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I still remember how creepy entering this room was back when I was a kid.

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What do you consider a shitpost? The people mindlessly spamming zero suit porn? Or someone who wishes that Metroid Prime 4 wouldn't focus so heavily on the zero suit? It's so frustrating seeing the former get a pass.

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Teke's art is great whenever he is not blueballing us.

haha imagine if the lost primarch was actually samus, and they found her, and now there's an entire space marine chapter filled with thousands (because she said "fuck the codex") of hot blonde, blue eyed girl space marines

Original Prime 1 chozo lore was soulful and emotional, even if it did have plot holes. If there is a Trilogy remaster I hope they opt for this version of the lore instead of the PAL rewrite

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based
youtu.be/kOERfoaMOO8
youtu.be/QohFnacFie0
youtu.be/U3uBqTEqngw
youtu.be/QC2CXTDmybU
youtu.be/d1rlGgyN3H4
atmosphere was phenomenal

He's the only artist currently aside from Cryosphere who keeps pumping out a ton of Metroid content

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>that one comic where Draygon rapes the shit out of Samus, and then she drowns after giving birth
good times

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That's very true, but he also posts a shitload of WIP art that never gets finished not to mention all his Dark Samus lewds that he never uploads.

I'll have you know that comic used to be posted all the time in Metroid threads. Everyone fucking loved it and always got a laugh out of the terrible engrish.

so i guess prime 4 will come out in two years on the 35th year anniversary

That'd be nice, actually.

Super is kino as shit, play it.

This image is hilarious and I'm glad you posted it

>Walks into room in a derlict space station, pitch black.
> youtu.be/QC2CXTDmybU plays
>Suit and visor lights give an ominous glow in the black room as she moves about the room.
>Flips on ancient computer system from times long forgotten.
>Hard drive noises are being made while it spools up
>She notices a logo on the wall covered in dirt
>Rubs her hand along the wall
>Logo says N.A.S.A
>Turns around to the computer terminal
>Its a black command prompt line going through diagnostics
>prompt clears
>"Diagnostics complete"
>Prompt clears
> . . . . . .
> . . . . . . . . . .
> . . . . . . . . . . . . .
> ". . . . . You should not be here . . . . . . ." shows on the prompt line
> . . . . . . . . . . . . .
> . . . . . . . . . .
>. . . . . . .
> The computer shuts itself off, an extremely dull emergency light flickers comes on trying to desperately illuminate the exit which you entered.
>You try to go to the bulkhead door that says "Authorized personnel only"
> An ancient looking camera spots you, and closes the bulkhead.
> You hear a loud rumble, lose your footing from the station shaking
> You hear bulkhead and netal bending noises and sounds of propellent being discharged
> You go to the exit and notice a window, a large portion of the derlict space station has jettisoned itself away from the main portion that you are on
> Its going to the planet which has a storm cell swirling with lightning in the atmosphere
> You see it fire off deceleration thrusters on its way into atmosphere as it disappears into the lightning.

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Have another from the same artist

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Chozo Suit

anyone have the metroid comic the this comes from?

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>Okay.

HaNZ GeT ZE FLamMEnWeRfeR!

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Yes. He sounds like Gilbert Gottfried.

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Happy birthday bird lady!

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>Samus hides her porn in the wall

Happy birthday!

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i THINK YOU GOT THIS ORDER BAKCWARDS HOLY LOLL

its not 2011 anymore user.

kek
sauce?

Look at this fucking poser that wants to be hip and with the times
Look at him and laugh

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Birb day!!!

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rofl

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Does anyone have the full version of this? Was posted earlier but can't find it again. I fucking saved the thumbnail like a retard.

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Figured it out. Just pasted the file name in the image link from a new tab.

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August 6th

RIDLEY LIVES

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Based and birthday pilled

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CUTE

Again again and again?
When are they going to sit down as friend-emies and hang out?

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This image makes me angry like no other.

>BOTW comes out
>Zelda shows off her ass in every cutscene and is the perfect waifu
>everyone considers it 10/10

>Samus Returns comes out
>Samus isn't constantly showing off her tits and ass
>quickly forgotten before the end of the year

The priorities of these fandoms are so out of tune. I question if they even like video games half the time.

the legend of zelda is much more popular than metroid

Someone post the Metroidvania tier list image thingy

I really liked SR's depiction of the Mother Brain's fight in ZM, It actually made me appreciate Samus' badassness even more because gameplay wise it would be almost impossible to win in this scenario

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Nobody fucking cares ACFag

If you ask me, the reason I listed is why it's so much more popular. I genuinely feel like the only person left on this whole website that actually likes Metroid. It's lonely being the only person who enjoys the genre for the actual gameplay.

No offense to anyone, but it feels like everyone else just came here for the tits and ass and zero suit.

Mainstream people don't get Metroid because it isnt as mainstream as Mario or Zelda.

Metroid requires some thinking and puzzle work at times, which may turn them off? I dont know.
Samus, aside from fan art and end-game-chillaxing without the armor on scenes. Isn't a tits and ass out character like, you said. At most she relaxes and takes the armor off after missions, but even Masterchief does that shit too. She is what people, specifically gaymers should look at... Not these lewd knife ear sloots.

Shame Other M came out and did what it did.

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This image always makes my laugh because I always imagine that one metroid that's on fire is falling with one of those old WWII plane crash sound effects.

Sure thing. Posting an iconic scene from the game that got me into Metroid. Other M aside, every entry is worthy of being exemplary for the genre. This has gone to become my favorite Nintendo owned ip and I can't wait to see it evolve.

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Does this confirm that there is a canonical explanation for the rt changes in 2D Metroid games?

After Other M, I just want metroid to never mention Samus being a woman or even a human. When people want samus to embrace her human side, all they REALLY want is porn. And it leads to threads where no gameplay discussion happens.

It's just not fair to the people who actually like metroid.

You arent alone. I like it too, specifically the 2d games. I wish they would push more of those out. Zero mission feels weird to me, its not like fusion, super, or AM2R. It feels like I'm rushing through it with its pacing, whereas the others feel slower paced.
I never owned or played the primes yet.
But the games hold a cool "mystery" to them and their atmosphere which is fun, even to this day I still enjoy the shit out of them.

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Don't reply to him.

This is so damn over the top that it becomes hilarious. The burning and frozen Metroids, the ridiculous defense systems, samus riding a missile and striking a pose.

You are geniuenely a colossal faggot.
The reason you listed is absolutely false. Zelda's been popular for a lot fucking longer than Breath of the Wild and you fucking well know it. You're just bitching and moaning like you always do.
Lots of people feel the same way you do about Metroid threads, but literally no one spergs out about it like you. And there are LOTS of Metroid threads that don't have a single tit or ass in them. Some of them even reach the bump limit.
Fuck off already.

Happy birthday Sammy!

That was where Other M failed, by trying to make everything social and making Samus talkative and having other people. Isolation is the series' biggest strength, and you can't just toss it into the dumpster all willy nilly. You also can't railroad the player in linear corridors or dialogue dumps.

It just doesn't work. It didn't even work in the original games like Zero Mission and Fusion. Whenever I played them, I was praying to get to the part where I felt like I wasn't having my hand held.

I'm with you. It seems like the general audience has been dumbed down significantly. I can't bring up the NES game without some pleb complaining about getting lost or having to hunt for health and ammo. That's the whole point.

Samus and legit porn don't mix.
I get the fan service, but, gameplay wise and character wise, she's a bounty hunter who solos horrendous shit.

On the job she has the helmet off, off the job she's probably quiet and not a tinderalla whore who instagrams fags, no, shes a bounty hunter who has ancient / high tech weapons and armor and keeps her ear to the ground for the next job. Probably has to consistently has to watch her back cause I'm sure the pirates, other mercs, the federation, etc, would love to study her weapons, armor and unique tech she aquires.

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>missile
>confirmed for never played the game

That's not a missile, it's a representation of the blue platforms you stand on in Tourian. The artist rendered them as literally a pipe floating in the air. It's magnificent. Pic from Super Metroid, but it gets the point across.

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>mega explosion
>but no sonic rings
disappointing

Who's got the "Remember me?" Gif of that one guy. Lmao

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>Zelda's been popular for a lot fucking longer than Breath of the Wild and you fucking well know it
Unfortunately, I've seen those threads. The merits of zelda gameplay mechanics and anything videogamey gets pushed to the side because people are too busy obsessing over Zelda, or any of the waifus in question. I just think it's an unhealthy obsession, and it overtakes all discussion. Have you ever tried discussing Twilight Princess without someone emptying their shortstack Midna porn folder? It's no small task, that's for sure. And as someone who genuinely wants to discuss BOTW, I get pushed out constantly by people who just want to post porn. And now it's happening to Metroid, and it's even more frustrating. What happened to wanting to discuss video games? Why did that become so taboo?

>Lots of people feel the same way you do
If that was true, people wouldn't give me strange looks for saying that perhaps Metroid Prime 4 shouldn't have zero suit period. For once I'd like to see an ending in Metroid that doesn't need sex bait as an incentive. You know, like the original Metroid Prime, which instead had an interesting sequel hook as its reward. There was nothing wrong with that, and definitely had more substance than most metroid endings.

>And now it's happening to Metroid
>now

It's even worse now.

>that one guy
>can't even remember him
Dude. Come on. He was the one of the few great things about Other M.

People give you strange looks BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING YOU. You talk about how tits and ass have ruined Metroid threads, but the reality is that YOU ruined everything by constantly bitching about tits and ass. Literally anyone who now says anything about it gets called ACFag and is ignored, and more gets posted out of spite, whereas before there would be at least be a chance of it stopping. Even in the threads where tits and ass are prevalent, a lot of the time there's also just as much discussion over gameplay, until YOU come in and start bitching about tits and ass as usual and derail everything. And every single time. EVERY FUCKING TIME this stuff gets pointed out to you, you blissfully ignore it.
Just. Fuck. Off.
I'm not even going to bother responding to the rest of your post. I'm not even sure why I responded to that in the first place. Guess I needed to vent.

The "remember me" guy is legit the best metroid meme
>Remember me?
>ANYONE PLAYING THIS IS LIKE ... Uh........... ... . .
> No?
I think someone knew it was going off the rails at that point and tried to make a inadvertent metroid meme.

Pic related is the goofy ass reaction of the entire metroid community to this guy's "REMEMBER ME?"

I also think there was a youtube meme wave of videos going on with him too when the game came out.
REMEMEBER ME?

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How did the clone remember her?

ACfag is his own worst enemy. He's ruined Metroid threads for everyone except the people he hates the most.

>For once I'd like to see an ending in Metroid that doesn't need sex bait as an incentive.
So... Prime 1? You colossal fucking faggot.

I remember when a lot of people were thinking he was going to be Armstrong Houston finally introduced into the canon.

try liking klonoa, fucker

>Opens helmet.gif
>REMEMBER ME.mp3
user, What was his name again?

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I legitimately don't remember.

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>You talk about how tits and ass have ruined Metroid threads,
Well user, they kinda have. For some reason people can no longer discuss Metroid without wanting to post their favorite zero suit images or talk about their fetishes. So at first I try to ignore them and talk about the games themselves, but then people get on my back if I say something like "there's this cool romhack that I played", and people post ZSS porn out of spite despite me talking about video games. Or I talk about my hopes for Metroid Prime 4, but the moment I say that I would like to see less Zero suit, people freak out as if I'm trying to murder the series.

It just sounds like there is an unhealthy obsession with Samus being this pinup blowtoy instead of having her be a fun and competent protagonist. And what I ask of the series shouldn't be impossible. Metroid Prime demonstrated perfectly that Samus doesn't have to leave her suit. Now, to clarify, this has nothing to do with muh soggy knees or muh sexism. I'm not implying that samus being sexy is bad because of that. I won't be quoting Feminist Frequency lectures at you, I promise. Rather, I just think Metroid shouldn't need this kind of gimmick to sell. But I'm sure I've said this before, so I don't need to repeat it. You know my stance on gimmicks that aren't actually improving the gameplay. If I didn't love Metroid, i wouldn't care this much.

Can we use the "X" Parasite to bring him back?
Actually, did he even die?

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Genetic memory is a thing, but even then that's still a little far-fetched for Little Birdy.

It would be just an X looking and talking like the dude. Though im somewhat sure that he is alive and well.

He legit should have. He gets knocked off the platform by Ridley and appears to fall into liquidhot mag-ma, but at the end of the game it shows that one of those magma monster enemies was directly in his fall path so he shot it with the freeze gun and .. somehow survived.
The reality is he should have just bumped off the frozen magma monster (it was tiny) and continued into the magma.

He's the reason Samus was even able to get off the Bottle Ship without being arrested. He also saved the day by doing what Samus should have by hitting the breaks.
Anthony motherfucking Higgs is legitimately the true hero of Other M.

i love metroid

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> (You)
>He's the reason Samus was even able to get off the Bottle Ship without being arrested. He also saved the day by doing what Samus should have by hitting the breaks.
>Anthony motherfucking Higgs is legitimately the true hero of Other M.

OR IS HE THE MASTERMIND SPACE PIRATE!?
Alot of questionable moves, influences, and power plays... Hmmmmm...

God, that reminded me how unsatisfying the ending part of Other M was. The final boss fight ended in a cut scene, Samus got told to leave the ship like a bitch, and you couldn't even retaliate and beat the living shit out of those corrupt federation officials. What a disappointment!

Then she comes back for Adam's helmet and fights Phantoon because fuck it.

fuck maridia.

I wouldn't mind Anthony coming back without acknowledging Other M. He was a bro.

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Fuck you Maridia is awesome.

Anthony Higgs is the sergeant johnson of metroid.
He's a beefcake. Like you said. If they retcon other M he should be like "Remember me" for the memes

Excited to see how MP4 is going to turn out. I'm more partial to the 2D style of Metroid though, I'll lose my shit if/when Dread is announced.

>remaster of a pixelart game

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Other M had some really nice graphics

At this point I don't even care about Prime 4, I just want them to announce Prime trilogy for switch ASAP
Bought Wii 12 years ago specifically for Prime 3
Bought Switch last year for Metroid and Pokemon. Too bad SwSh is quickly turning into pile of shit so Metroid is the only remaining hope I have for this console

It's a shame the level design is garbage in Other M. Wouldn't mind seeing more fleshed out environments done in its art style.

Why are you people still clinging to that name?

I hate eveything about this gay image

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Because they're retards.

where can I find the rest of this? Just got a huge blast of nostalgia

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Who was the first guy?

Will Metroid 5 be announced in September?

No.

based Sylux
Dark Samus would be proud.
make sure you bring back another dose of that good Phazon shit you neon fuck[/spoiler[

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The Video Game Awards 2019?

No.

Where my Vhozon bros at

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January 2020?

No.

E3 2020?

im no big metroid fan but having played ZM and super i can say i do feel sorry for people who've been waiting out prime 4 this long
but at least you know retro's on the project, right?

Maybe.

I really want the fusion suit to be even more of a biosuit. Thing Guyver meets Metroid. Would be a good way to introduce new upgrades and it could morph as the game advances.

>Other Meme
kill it instantly

Changing the devs to retro was honestly the best news I could have gotten

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There's no maybe to it, it will be shown off sometime between September and E3 2020. Metroid 5 restarted development in 2015, went into early production by 2017 was soft-confirmed by Sakamoto to be development in 2018, and leaked to be in full development as of this year just to warly to show off this year, it's definitely coming next year.

>Vhozon
>>Vhozon
more like Space Hindu Hippies, get that peace-loving shit outta here ya purple faggot.
Now Kanden on the other hand...

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still, yall got delayed by god knows how long
and it's been over 2 years since the announcement
the wait alone must sting something fierce

Ah yes, and Pikmin 4 is also near completion, never keep your hopes up for unannounced games user, especially when they are from Nintendo.

Sakamoto isn't Miyamoto and 2D Metroid take far less resources, also EPD07 is collaborating with MercurySteam on this again, it's coming next year especially with the Switch Lite being out, this isn't Metroid Prime 4.

Its okay, Prime 3 was like.. 2007. The wait from there to Samus Returns was 10 years. This isnt much by comparison

speaking of piks
i do wish pikmin would come out with a game that had the same engine but was more a metroidvania with strategy elements instead of a full RTS
like instead of just stopping at the end of every day you could retreat to a burrow or hollow in which you could do more with your forces, ie plant reusable candypop buds, pellet posies and spray plants, and possibly open up a tunnel to pikmin 2 style dungeons
meanwhile on the surface the flow would just be exploring the areas, finding gear, suit upgrades and onions to access new zones, and repeat

a grindy pikmin game would just be so comfy imo

I just want prime triology HD
why does nintendo hate us

Actually kino for a true Fusion sequel.

just a switch port would be good enough for me
but im not sure how'd it handle the joycons' flexibility

Fusion suit. I still think it's an asspull that Samus "absorbs herself and is thus cured" because then we'd have the varia suit instead. It's been what, 17 years? We need to move on timeline wise.

ya think samus could find another shrine like she did on zebes in zero mission
that alone confirms that multiple power suits can exist and be provided to her over time

Goddamn, she goin' hard af on this one

no game "handles" joycon flexibility, thats not a thing. its simply button mapping, and the physical buttons can be separated from eachother.
any game you can play with a pro controller, you can just T pose in your room with the joycons and the game plays the same as long as you press the buttons correctly

And this is what started it all

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i sorta meant something like how aiming's gonna work
in the original releases it was all control stick, and strafing could only be done by targeting
but in the wii trilogy it used motion controls and made aiming more natural at the small cost of having to stop and point to switch weapons and visors, impeding fluidity slightly

given how joycons can operate as both motion controls and a regular controller im wondering how the game could handle each playstyle let alone switching between them

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I can see Samus getting a new Power Suit a the very start of the game to keep with the traditional upgrade system.

This is not real ,is it

Fresh OC, 5433677 hours in MS Paint

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gib metroid reaction images

not this guy
but the ones i understand the least are the space pirate tube ones
from what i know they're about MP2's space pirate bases but that seems very niche for a full blown meme

Look at those fleshy thighs rubbing together

>when the Galactic Federation asks where the scientists went
Too lazy to make that edit myself

Its a play on the space pirate's megalomaniac tendencies you see in all the primes
They have no qualms on experimenting on anything and everything, including themselves just to further their galactic conquest. Their obsession can be rather comical at times.

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>that one thread where Yea Forums theorized that Other M Samus was actually a clone created by the Galactic Federation as part of them dabbling into cloning technology
>Clone Samus was based only on what info GF had on Samus, so things like her childhood and other personal ideals were left out which is why she acted so out of character

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speaking of MOM's characterization
i was sorta glad that ridley's character trailer for smash had samus freak out just a little when she realized it was him
it shows that she still takes him seriously instead of growing complacent over the many times she's beat his ass

POST IT!

>So... Prime 1? You colossal fucking faggot
Not him but, did you just skipped everything after that sentence? It's right after that

Too much birthday cake and ice cream.

Unfortunately, it is. Bless your soul for not having suffered through Zero Mission.

>▶
This actually makes a lot more sense than the actual plot of Other M.

>MercurySteam
I wish they'd just hire WayForward.

Why? I rather Metroid look like it did with Samus Returns and not some weird-ass kiddy shit art style. Wayforward would just ruin Metroid's design.

How can you call yourself a Metroid fan and dislike Zero Mission? It's not a perfect game, but it's pretty quintessential

What the fuck are these shit ass filter bro
>ZM
>Bad
nigger what

As much as I love WayForward's work, I don't think they're a great fit for the Metroid franchise.

Most of their games are Metroid-style though.

happy birthday pretty bird!

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This scene gave me a big goofy smile. MP3 was such an unexpected delight.

Yeah, more happy couple please.

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Not really, most of them are closer to Zelda II.

Kek

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>That one thread where Yea Forums made OC based on a galactic run-away adventure between Sylux, his stolen metroid, and a phazon-depleted Dark Samus
>The Sylux threads where that OC just kinda sorta devolved, yet kept on going
Man I missed when Yea Forums was creative and made OC, and Metroid threads seem to provide just enough autism to get it rolling.

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We gotta go *burp* get t-those Mega Seeds, Morty. *burp*

Bring him back.

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literally the only way Other M could have been saved is if teenage ridley raped samus

Creepiest boss award goeeess tooo rouge computer

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So how is Ridley coming back in prime 4 or M5 boys?

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>Prime 4
I think he'll probably be on a break like he was in Echoes
>Metroid 5
Ghost Ridley

There's not enough sfm as it is

This artist is really fucking good, and I always appreciate when people incorporate the Chozo glyphs into things

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Great stuff

Part 2 fucking when?

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>Ghost Ridley
Spooky
all they really need to do is retcon his death in super. He blows up all the time anyway.

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I really would not be opposed to the Smash Ultimate Ridley design being used in a future Metroid game. It's almost perfect

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?

Chozo dna

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>ywn feed Samus a can of worms
Why live?

Fusion really doesn't need a remake, although if they ported it again I'd like it if they tweaked a few things like making it so that only certain areas become locked off as necessary and you have more freedom to backtrack.

When Ridley coughs up her parents

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I really hope the new Retro Metroid isn't Prime 4. They should just reimagine the series and call it Metroid and not have the ballast of the 'lore' or chronology holding them back from just making a good game.

Nintendo doesn't have the balls to let them do that

It introduced the worst thing about the series (zero suit)
It added stupid shit to the NES metroid that it didn't fucking need (powerups not in the original game, beamstacking, save locations in a game that's beatable in a couple hours, a terrible unneeded unfitting stealth section, etc...)
it also completely ruined any level of atmosphere the original NES game had. the music is much shittier and less moody. the map is a big meme crutch for zoomers to get through the game, you won't ever have that feeling of falling down 4 screens and feeling truly "lost" you can always just check the map and be like, not afraid or anything. Never have to hunt for missiles or energy. Game is totally piss easy and becomes a silly romp like SotN or SM or AM2R where you can just blow through the whole game like it's fucking nothing.

Cope

Seething

I remember seeing this on Hatena

why user
Why do you hurt me in this way?

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>powerups not in the original game
aside from the powergrip and hi-jump the "new" powerups are all after the stealth section, after the original ending
>beamstacking
fair enough
>save locations in a game that's beatable in a couple hour
GBA game, lots of save rooms means you can play in short bursts like a portable game if fit to
they don't heal you so it's not like the enemies/bosses become any easier (not that they need to)
>terrible unneeded unfitting stealth section
subjective
>completely ruined any level of atmosphere the original NES game had. the music is much shittier and less moody
more like changed the atmosphere from "arcade game trying to be spooky" to "on a mission/adventure in a world full of strange wildlife"
shitty GBA sound hardware doesn't serve the choir-heavy tracks well though
sound fx also became much crunchier, but that's just something I like
>the map is a big meme crutch for zoomers to get through the game, you won't ever have that feeling of falling down 4 screens and feeling truly "lost"
people felt "lost" in the original Metroid because the devs copypasted rooms, especially in Kraid/lower Brinstar
the map is just a tool that was missing from the original, you still have to explore if you wanna find shit, the markers you can ignore alltogether
>Never have to hunt for missiles or energy. Game is totally piss easy
it has a hard mode, granted even that's not very hard
>Game is totally piss easy and becomes a silly romp like SotN or SM or AM2R where you can just blow through the whole game like it's fucking nothing.
SM is only really easy when you hunt for energy tanks so you can tank a lot of dmg, that's the fate of
AM2R's difficulty curve does feel a little flat sometimes but it too has difficulty modes
can't comment on SoTN

NES Metroid also has clunky controls and underwhelming bossbattles
it's good enough for its time but has been outclassed

Unironically loved fighting Ridley in other M. There was so much going on and the atmosphere leading up to the fight just left an impression. As for favourite track, I'd just say the entirety of Metroid Fusion but if I had to pick one it'd be this: youtube.com/watch?v=hbHrdNI7yiY&t=37s

Best rendition of Ridley's theme imo

Anthony Daniels

I can't get into it. I greatly enjoyed Zero Mission, Samus Returns and Super Metroid, but fusion feels so different. From the color palette to the weird virus thing to the linearity. Maybe I'll give it another try. Or just continue with my Prime save.

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Fusion is a great game, you just have to go in fully accepting of the fact that it's not a normal Metroid game.

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Yeah that is the problem. Coming from zero mission I was like "Great, there is another gba game just like it" but then immediatly realised that feels very different. So I guess I just wanted another classic Metroid game.
But I know a lot of people like it.

It's great, but it's very linear and I'd say my least favourite of the 2D games besides the original two which just haven't aged well. For me it's the unskippable dialogue and the way it's like "go here, then leave the area and go here, and then leave the area and go here, rinse and repeat". I found this less of an issue in games like Samus Returns where you're not told where everything is unless you decide to use the amiibo or chozo seal.

Fusion probably has my favourite credits theme of the series though and a really cool ending (besides the Omega Metroid rehashing the Super final boss).

Other M had an artstyle? It was just metal hallways and the most generic fire/ice/jungle levels.

Sakamoto's Metroid games have a serious problem with dull environment design. I think one of the most important things that Metroid 5 needs to do is to break out of this rut. Enough with Zebes, SR388 and space stations, having a fresh setting in 2D Metroid is long overdue.

That's mostly an Other M fault honestly, if you think about it. Super Metroid was the first Metroid game where they could make actually good graphics and they set it on Zebes to be a sequel. Fusion's idea was new at the time, while ZM and SR are remakes and especially with SR they didn't have as much to work with and had to make stuff up.

Other M is the only other "new" Sakamoto game, and it's basically Fusion but inferior. But I agree. Other M's areas were so generic, especially the fire level. Metroid fire levels are so overdone as well, it's like they're obligatory because of the Varia Suit. The next game should do a Prime 3 and start with that and a few basic upgrades. The other issue with post-Fusion is that they can't sell it with the iconic Varia Suit without a boring retcon.

>the original two which just haven't aged well.
This doesn't make sense to me. The FDS version and Metroid II still hold up well and are the most challenging of the series.

Metroid II holds up okay, Metroid 1 is meh.

I think it's a fault that goes beyond just Other M. It's not like Metroid is an annual release. They have had plenty of time to think up new ideas for environments. We should be getting original games not remakes.

Perhaps they would have done if the games sold better and we had more of them, but they decided to prioritise remakes, and even then Samus Returns is very different to the original. Other M has no excuse. But now definitely it needs to be Metroid 5 or something post-Fusion. It's time to go forward.

It's the most open game and has a near-perfect atmosphere.

You're trying too hard.

Chykka! On the front page!!

Which version did you play last? Because the FDS version is much less frustrating.

Going strong, still.

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>I'm not the only one that liked Weavel
How can you not like a Space Pirate in power armor?

>Proteus Ridley
Going into SR blind was the realist shit

Pretty sure Weavel's the most popular of the hunters, Sylux just gets discussed more because we know he's planned to have a big role later on.

>Sylux has a vendetta against the Federation and Samus
>Weavel has a vendetta against the Federation and Samus
I'm surprised they never teamed up

he probably sounds like Willem Dafoe

That was yesterday

depends if Other M is still considered canon, if not then they can just introduce him into regular canon

he looks like a big guy

it's not a metroid thread without TUBES

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>OtherM

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haha do you think Samus ever walked in on Old Bird and Grey Voice rubbing their fat uncut Chozo dicks together(expertly crafted thanks to their superior technology) when she was a little girl just asking for me

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Other M was the best one tho. Super is overrated trash

I wonder if Other M will just be forgotten about and never referenced from now on in future games.

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keep losing my fucking captchas

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...

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>Tubeposters
fucken based

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Replayed Super for the first time in 23 years. Was able to bomb-jump up to Kraid on my first try and felt like a boss before realizing the High Jump Boots were literally just 3 rooms away. Also managed to walljump up to Spazer which I had never done as a kid.

Also Norfair is way bigger than I remember. Tons of rooms that just exist to impede your progress before the speed booster.

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last one I got
happy birthday

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Happy birthday Sammy, you're my favorite vidya gal.

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How do I get into Prime 2? It bores the fuck out of me. 1 was alright and 3 had enough intersting stuff to keep it interesting but 2 is just 1 but worse in every way.

>hating 50's sexy samus
How to spot a newfag contrarian with zero arguments

Samus wears pink and has green hair. Fuck the retcons.

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Decided to play Super Metroid for the first time for the anniversary. The only thing I don't like/will have to get used to is the grappling hook.

this is gorgeous