What's a TF2 loadout that everyone can agree is NOT a crutch?

>*pisses down your throat*

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"Hello, fellow road crew worker. Welcome to the road crew."
"Yes, we are all on the road crew. Our backs are killing us."
"Look at that woman's breasts; they're large."
"The road is out, and we are working on it."
"Caution, men working."
"Dangerous conditions ahead."
"No pedestrian traffic allowed."
"My red sign helps me work on the road."
"It is very hot here working on the road."
"Stop!"
"No ped X-ing."
"Not a thru street."
"Slow to 15 miles per hour."
"Being on a road crew is arduous but rewarding."
"Thank goodness it is Friday."
"I can't wait until the next payday."
"Sorry, road crew only."
"You are not on the road crew!"

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aside from the rollers, it's basically the same as stock.

Black box,BB,disciplinary action

i understood the reference. bretty good

Okay, guys. I got the dumbest idea for Spy.
Give him the Eureka Effect as a knife replacement. But instead of backstabbing, you send an enemy to the teleporter exit, stunned for a few seconds.

If you whine about crutches, you're a bad player who needs to get good. Change my mind.

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>300px-demoman1.png

Dressperado is an underrated cosmetic but you're too edgy.

>Thundermountain at #6
Not bad Yea Forums, not bad at all

what went on through this demo's mind?

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stocks are good but the people who clamour they're the best are the worst and can't into change

thoughts on my summer scout loadout

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Um, why did he shoot a blue pill at 0:10?

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The Doc will be in this Friday or Saturday. I will dispense your daily dose

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I could never understand why Harvest is so popular

The soldier is a low quality demo

fat scout

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kek

>demoman_gibberish08.wav

Snazzy.

>all classes are equally viable
>comfy aesthetic
>fun verticality
>3 or 4 different routes you can take
It's god-tier, probably the best map for the best gamemode in the game.

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Are you a pimp?

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>He liked catbots

>Demoman can be a Demoknight
>Engineer can be an offensive mini sentry spammer

Any other subclass ideas for the other classes?

Very nice. Is that Value of Teamwork on the hat?

sniper piss boy

support scout (lol)
battle medic (lol)
fat scoot heavy (lol)
cuntsman

Give me a quick rundown on effective mini sentry spamming.

200% GROOVY

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>voice command menu 2 shares a command with menu 1
>menu 3 only has 8 commands
>Medic has a unique command
Give each class a fitting unique command and add two more general ones, Yea Forums.
I say:
Sniper ahead!
Watch out for stickies!
And maybe:
They have Uber!
I'm out of ammo!
And for each class:
Scout:
Soldier: I AM ANGRY
Pyro:
Demo: I have a trap down!
Heavy: I have lunch for you!
Engie: Watch my nest!
Medic: I have Uber! (Which we already have)
Sniper: I'll watch from here!
Spy: Distract them!

What should Scout and Pyro get? Are the other ones bad?

*skillsman

>5gorge that high

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>pyro
>any useful voice lines

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1. Tuck them in the non-obvious spots
2. Always have your teleporter online or building
3. Poop your dispenser somewhere near the front choke point. It's not really for you to use, but it is your responsibility to maintain it.
4. Learn 2 shotgun

4 , 1 , M1
repeat til number goes up in frontier justice
M1 at the general direction of enemies

Heavy can be fat scout
Medic can be battle medic
Sniper can be bow and arrow archer
Soldier can be trolldier

is that meant to be impressive?

stun scout used to be fun, but I guess you could try bleed scout now

pryo should just say the n word

Spy can be gunspy
Scout could do that support thing where he takes medkits to other team members

I really want a "Sorry!" voiceline for when I accidentally pick up a health pack or something.

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>he left his medic to die to kill a FUCKING DISPENSER

MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD

Do you think it's fair that people who abused of a glitch got FREE UNUSUALS while those who decided to not screw the economy are left with NOTHING? I urge everyone to message the TF Team (valvesoftware.com/it/contact?recipient=TF Team) and send'em this message, in order to at least get a form of encomium for not having took part in this mess.

Thank you.

----------------------------------------------------------

Hello TF Team,

I understand why you decided to not punish the people who profited of the "Guaranteed Unusual" glitch: because after all it was all your fault and make people pay for your mistakes would have not been fair. But what about those who decided to not take advantage of this crazy situation and got NOTHING? I, like many other people, decided to not abuse this glitch to get easy unusuals because it was an UNETHICAL thing to do, out of respect for Valve and the game economy.

Some people made a massive profit by selling a very expensive unusual they got at the first try. Moreover, even if the rest of their hats are untradeable, those are still luxury items, which normally you wouldn't get so easily.

So, what's the lesson to be learned here?

"You found a cool bug? Abuse the shit out of it, since you'll actually be rewarded for it! Be a nice guy and not fuck the system? Lol, you get nothing! Try next time, friend."

Nice move guys, very appreciated. It seems that being an honest person doesn't pay off these days.

Frankly, get your shit together.

Peace.

- A disappointed player

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steak sandvich heavy

>all classes are equally viable
>casually forgets about heavy and pyro

Heavies are great on Harvest for holding the midpoint, and Pyros are good for spychecking and shutting down Soldiers who bomb in.

What the fuck did he shoot a blue pill?

Why are TF2 threads so active and bumpin now? Not that I'm complaining, of course.

Heavies are usually getting headshot before they get to the capture point.

Lucksman is not a crutch.

cause its a good game faggot

Vaccinator

The Crate Depression rekindled interest in the game for some people I guess.

Its quite telling that Spy making use of his primary weapon is such a novel concept that it's considered its own subclass.

put them in bushes
have good aim
enjoy your 20ks

xQc played it on stream recently, so I think a couple hundred downloaded the game from that alone.

i probably am very edgy because of the renames
but they're all furi references and i like that game

this

people usually can't aim their shots/they have horrible damage fall-off so they barely use the revolver

Take the middle route through the building.

>4. Learn 2 shotgun
Explain further.
What do I do if Spy saps the teleporter and I'm too far away to fix it? Do I get out of the fight to set it back up? I'm not using Eureka so I can't just teleport back to base to set the entrance.

tranny janny

because of The Crate Depression

Yeah but the houses are too cramped to have fun

i never have hats for spy, i always just use the gibus

What are some cosmetics that hide the head portion of Max's head properly or don't clip too badly with it
Yes, I want to be that kind of faggot, I just find it too gaudy on its own

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he wasn't redpilled after all

tyler mcvicker map

Thanks for reminding me I never got around to playing Furi. I should get to it.

Loose cannon is a huge crutch. Stuns, can't be reflected, and has a giant hitbox. See shitty demos switch to it every time I'm stomping as heavy because they can't land pipes.

Yo Im stealing this one

Give Spy a mechanic similar to Demo's heads. The more he stabs the more powerful he becomes in melee.

it's a timeless classic
if valve made a final update fixing a few things, I'd play it for another decade

Just plant an exit somewhere and make the entrance next time you die. You'll be dying a lot more often than a defensive engi.

I'd copy this but the cosmetics are too expensive.

Did you guys come back after the unusual shit as well? Not as a result of that but just out of nostalgia.

I never left.

Stock Scout is objectively the most patrician loadout.

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>Stuns
that's knockback in general
>can't be reflected
it can
>has a giant hitbox
barely that much bigger.
you also need to charge shots based on how far you are from the target which can make it harder to use than stock, since stock pipes are often a faster source of damage.
it's not a crutch, it's a sidegrade.

Basically any Heavy loadout

I like to think I keep the Demopan meme alive just by watching the kill feed be lit up by nothing but pan kills.
There's just something satisfying about using it and winning since it is horribly outclassed by anything and everything.

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Crate Depression rekindled interest and made people realize that underneath all the memes it's an unironically excellent team-based FPS.

You can surf other projectile knockback, can't do that with cannonballs. It detonates in your face if you try and reflect it. You're not going to hit the demo unless he's hugging you on top of the projectiles already being more difficult to reflect since they're faster. Charging shots doesn't matter when most demos use it just to play like a bitch and keep you away. If they get a double donk more often it's pure luck or them standing at the max distance than them actually timing it. Like I said, a crutch. Demos who actually want to get shit done will stick with stock, demos who want to play keepaway and waste time use the loose cannon. Bonus points if they're using a shield and charge away when they take more than 10 damage.

So, what are some non-sapper secondaries the Spy could get? I'd love some more cool Bond-like spytech.

team spirit on summer hat & flip flops

an actual weapon that turns him into a prop from the map though thats more of a disguise kit thing

Yeah, a crutch is supposed to help you be actually effective

it's the only sniper primary I ever use

>horribly outclassed
if you just believe in your random crits, then you will wipe the other team out.

>Giving a shit about cosmetics

Some one unironically wrote this and outed themselves as an incel in the process. This had to be done by a Jannie

any scout loadout not using the crutchacola and any pyro loadout not using the phlog (even though the phlog is actually pretty well balanced and if anything very underpowered).

>unga bunga see fat man
>unga bunga me walk up to him and get free kill

I still don't understand how some of the 'Unique' quality cosmetics are sellable and usually go for really low prices as well?

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>newfags will never get the cheater's lament no matter how hard they cry
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Grappling hook, or smoke bomb that makes everyone trapped within to suffer mini-crits, no one won't see anything, helping the Spy escape, or he could go for a lucky hit, or get hit himself for his greed.

I think it's because they come from crates/cases

Hello TF Team,

I understand why you suck I much dick: because after all it was my fault I am gay and why my parents are disappointed in me. But what about those who decided to not be absolute degenerates and fucking annoying faggots? I, like few people, suck a lot of dick, and I will continue to suck dick because I am a massive faggot. I dont care about ethics, I just care about dicks.

Some intelligent people made a huge profit off of a companies incompetence, but I chose to suck dick instead of getting involved. I am mad because I couldnt make any money to buy more dick to suck.

So whats the lesson to be learned here?

"I. Suck dick." - Me

Nice move, chode. I appreciate it. It seems having a micropenis does pay off these days.

Frankly, get your shit together, specifically; in my ass.

Peace.

- A faggot

Why are crate cosmetics cheap, though? Wouldn't they be expensive due to getting them being random?

>another jarate
god no
not being able to see is enough, anything that cucks snipers is good

is the red-tape worth anything at all over the stock sapper?

wp user, not bad at all

and grab the case

If you want the enemy engineer to contemplate suicide and break his keyboard sure.

Nice, I have something similar going on too. I wanted to get the summer hat/flipflops for a while but I don't feel like putting in the money for it.

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Would probably be a watch.
First would probably be a primary, but a smokebomb could be good.

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>sawmill and harvest above my dear dustbowl
grrr

Have sex.

Sydney Sleeper + whatever

Dustbowl is garbage. Learn to aim and stop relying on chokepoints to get kills.

what the fuck

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Why do these autistic redditors say shit like "Lesson for next time? Take advantage of everything!".
They should've been doing that in the first place but they're acting like actually taking advantage of this shit in the future is their "revenge" when for the non-cuckolds it's just normal behavior to get free shit and profit when you can.

As an Engine that has been RTR'd, I can confirm. It's really insulting.

Hello TF Team,

Thank you for dabbing on tradeniggers and moralitycucks.

>it's basically the same as stock.
its non-randomized, faster, and can go further.
how are there still people that don't know this.

>upward at #1
Ya done did good, kids

>You can surf other projectile knockback, can't do that with cannonballs.
yes you can, i've done it plenty of times.
>It detonates in your face if you try and reflect it.
depends on how much it's charged/how far away you or they are when they fired it.
>projectiles already being more difficult to reflect since they're faster
it's actually the same speed as stock despite the fact that it says it has a faster projectile speed, because the larger model of the cannonball adds some drag or whatever due to source engine fuckery.
>Like I said, a crutch
it's a sidegrade that is good on defence/last thanks to having greater damage potential/knock back which can push back ubers.
something like the loch is a crutch, because the pipes are faster making them easier to aim, while having a smaller clip which hinders people who can aim regular pipes, and the lack of rollers can lessen your damage output.
just because you don't like a weapon/see a bunch of shitters not using it properly doesn't mean it's a crutch.
not going to reply after this since i'm fucking off to sleep.

How many (you)s you get off this user?

its a
>medic can't fucking follow his pocket properly episode

>casual 2fort
>equip cool $5 unusual
>random pockets me with medi gun
>shotgun and m1
>epic m2s
>steamroll their spawn
>demo and sollys seething in chat
>they debate if I'm cheating or not
>'kys pyro nigger'
mfw

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With the jetpack the Pyro can get anywhere on the map quickly

>all classes are equally viable
>soldiers and demos can jump to any point of the map and have immediate verticle advantage
>scouts have open space outside the houses, which no one fucking enters

>Tradie Seething
seethe more

the projectile speed is the same, and the shorter fuse time means it has shorter range.
the pipes still tumble and have a very similar flight path.
youtube.com/watch?v=ACfafLuLmy8

Well, lad? Do you want a Phobos Filter or not?

Put down mini in corner
Stand in opposite corner
let minishoot first
shoot them while they turn to shoot your mini
shoot them again for free kill.

If out in the open, repeat, but use wrangler for instant portable heavy.

>against a huntsman sniper
>airblast the arrow back at them
no better feeling.

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>get back to the game after nostalgia rush
>feel the need to drop money to get a cheap unusual
>feel the need to get a new shiny australium strange
>the game and trading will probably die for real in the next 3 years
>dead investment
bill's it is I guess

People unboxed a shitload of them on the hunt for unsuals and all dumped them on the market to make some kind of profit back

hmm, still far more accurate.

Any you'd say are a particularly good deal? I don't have that many cosmetics and there's a lot to sort through.

I used to play back in 2011, but I've been wanting to download it and try getting back into it. Be honest with me, Yea Forumsros, is it worth it?

it's so embarrassing to watch Pyros do that Reflect Mating Dance and fail when the Soldier instantly wisens up before shooting

Cringe

what heavy coat is that?

really weird how they programmed aerodynamics.

do as i did and buy a bunch of cheap shit from the market at few cents, uniques, genuines, strangers, etc whatever you want as long as you like it or think it would fit whatever you have in mind for your character

Yeah. The game is more or less the same and still fun. A lot of community servers are gone though

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There are some things that changed in it and you will definitely notice it the moment you get in-game, if not just from simply the main menu, but you'll get used to it quickly enough.

New player here. Please give me a crutch for Scout, Engi and Spy

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Don't be a bitch and learn the game.

>Scout
Stock is the best
>Engineer
Have a brain and don't be an oblivious retard
>Spy
Don't

Basically, play the game idiot.

How to sentry jump?

Scout is all Skill Expression, except Pretty boy pocket pistol IMO, I use it.
Engie's crutches got nerfed out of being crutches
Spy brings Dead Ringer i guess. Maybe Spycicle too.

>Scout
Soda Popper
>Engi
Funslinger or Eureka Effect
>Spy
Dead Ringer

>Scout
You missed out on them. Use stock

>new player
DOWN AND GIVE ME 20!

>Please give me a crutch for
Take your lumps like a man.

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Kusoge advice. Give me crutch or give me death

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The ultimate crutchpill is playing Phlog Pyro.

Airborne Attire, shared between Heavy, Scout and Sniper

Show me your Demolition Men

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I'll give you dick, you faggot

Pull out Wrangler, point at your own feet, follow normal rocketjumping rules

>think about playing tf2 again
>remember I hate having to wait 15 days for trades
>remember the inconsistent framerate
>remember that I have 2222 hours and I don't want to ruin that.
Should I, Yea Forums? I missed out on the crate depression and sold off pretty much everything I had since I thought I'd be quitting the game, but now I almost want to go back.

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Make an alt

>that sniper
Thank you for the laugh user.

If you're fine with taking the easy way out and never improving then go ahead. But stock Scout will be infinitely more powerful than any crutch loadout. Engineer only has Rescue ranger and wrangler for viable unlocks that focus more on using your brain and not really giving you an easy way out/crutch. Playing Spy is a waste of time, although fags use the Diamondback.

Unless you are using the rescue ranger bind it
Something like (while on wrangler)
m2>q>m2
Aim at your feet and the sentry.

scout: Force of nature
you'll learn strafing. Try learning force jumping, and then try to encompass it into your fights.
You run at someone, jump and point down at them. You will deal a solid chunk of damage and launch right above them into their blind spot.

Engi.
gunslinger, panic attack, and pistol.
Learn how to place sentries in blind spots. With all your extra metal you'll be forced to place good dispensers and teles. The best spots for dispensers are areas your team can recooperate, and spam their weapons to remain useful. Usually a wall or something behind where the choke is.

spy.
Diamond back, invis, kunai.
You need to learn ammo placement immediately. Then learn how to pick off weak targets and snow ball and ACTUALLY use your revolver defensively. The bonus health should give you confidence to take on anyone that turns around to shoot you. And the diamondback should give you the edge to actually fight them. (don't use diamond back to kill people, kunai backstabs are still your bread and butter).

Good luck faggot.

>Diamondback
Good advice, bought

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>wait 15 days for trades
Get Steam Desktop Authenticator or WinAuth. Use Bluestacks and a free SMS app if you have to.

just play 1111 hours

You fucking pussy don't you dare do it.

>yes you can, i've done it plenty of times
Really you jumped over a loose cannon grenade right before it exploded, somehow I doubt it. Disregarding how unlikely and difficult that is the demo would have to be aiming at your feet which makes no sense.
>depends on how much it's charged/how far away you or they are when they fired it.
So when they're close range where you're burning them and you've already won.
>it's actually the same speed as stock despite the fact that it says it has a faster projectile speed, because the larger model of the cannonball adds some drag or whatever due to source engine fuckery.
[citation needed]
>see a bunch of shitters not using it properly doesn't mean it's a crutch.
That's literally what a crutch is for, shitters who can't hit pipes. Killing players outright is always preferable to pushing them away.

Play until 3333

How about a flamethrower that crits disguided spies? The only downside would be that it enables afterburn on allies and friendly fire on pyro, so griefers can be killed by their own teammates if they get over-zealous.

>that beard is pretty good, I'll look it up
>A Brush with Death: 20€
What the fug

Literally who? And people who also go to Yea Forums?
No I'm pretty sure it's

Buy that in keys, wait a week, trade them all for refined metal, and go on the crafting spree of a lifetime.

What about a PDA that offers bear trap/landmine teleporters? The teleporters can be decoys that snap shut around a spy or an enemy who goes near them.

Tempting, but what if I only get crap?

Mash the crap together for more chances, and keep one finger on scrap.tf or something to check hat prices and recoup losses if you're not sure on the value of something you've crafted. I usually craft and sell a Dead of Night or something like that.

Anyone else here got a suicide bomber demoman loadout standing by for random occasions?

on a side note, i feel like every cosmetic i own for the demo looks like absolute shit even when trying to pair them together, maybe it's just me but i rarely see any good looking demos

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Regurgitated flavor of the month for many when they can't find anything else to play for the time being. The "timelessness" boils down to "less time." It also helps that it's a fine example of the sunken cost fallacy.

It's the same posters. We're three more threads away from starting a Discord server and a zombie party Yea Forumsan hosted by zoomers aka newfags

what goes well with the last breath or the Hive Minder?

Engi: Wrangler
>Give's your sentry a shield which reduces damage by 66%.
>Double your sentrys firing rate.
>Has aim assist.

wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Wrangler

No. You'll realize pretty quickly whatever brought you back is no longer there. It's like going back to your hometown.

>flavor of the month
flavor of 144 months and counting you fucking idiot

Good analysis, but you're forgetting that the game is a pretty decent team based FPS, the bad part is its own developers (not the two losers who are taking care of it, I'm talking about valve)

Crate Depression stoked interest for the time being, jackass. Then we're back to one thread every 5 days. The party Yea Forumsans keep dying. The proof is in the pudding.

Sounds like an awful idea. I mean the idea of a weapon where the downside is you become subject to friendly fire is an interesting one, but players are not going to want to end up killing each other by accident. Even if it could be a massive help to spies.

Anyone check out the OpenFortress mod? youtube.com/watch?v=UQOxseikgqQ

Matches have been 50/50 lately. Either we're stomping shit or the shit being stomped but the moments when there is genuine teamwork remind me why I play on occasion.

Are you one of the trade autists that pretends development is still alive and that the community isn't like any of the others for games that have been out for years? Go back to blowing loads over your paints.

>the trade autists that pretends development is still alive
I have never once seen this opinion expressed ever

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As a scrub, I would play it, lose hard, and say that it sucks, but as a spectator it looks amazing, and visually it looks way better than vanilla.

You're wrong for the simple reason that if given the opportunity, players will always grief. And the fact the kick function exists.

The people developing added pre-patch b-hopping

>All the other kids with the pumped up kicks

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Why don't the comp-autists just adopt this mod?

Nerf the afterburn to 1ps on teammates and you'll be golden.

Tomislav is the best in-game minigun for Heavy. Prove me wrong.

Make the new afterburn overwrite old afterburns and it makes it a semi-viable support weapon.

Comp autists have absolutely no interest in non-retail TF2. Not helping is that pure TF2 projects like OpenFortress or TF2 Vintage often go the way of the dodo, the biggest and brightest was TF2 Classic and it got mired in internal politicking, feature-bloat and the developers not working on it for long stretches. TF2V seems the most promising so far.

>2019
>Heavy Tourism still clips with the bandolier
I'm so mad.

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You seem to know how this works. How do you do this? You buy keys from Mann Co, then use the trading option to get metal, then craft hats to sell at the marketplace? Which keys should you buy?

Buy keys from Mann Co., wait the week for those keys to be tradeable, use one of the trade-bots floating around for refined metal (scrap.tf is acceptable and has good enough trade-bots to handle shuffling around that much metal at a clip), craft all that metal down into hats, then pray you get something valuable or something you want. It's more likely to end up with total crap or something you want just for personal style, so it's not going to be lucrative. Alternatively just keep and trade the keys since keys are always valuable.
>Which keys should you buy?
Normal Mann Co. keys

Would this be a good Pyro loadout, in terms of customization? I don't have much metal, so I was thinking I'd go for a merc's muffler instead of the dead of night. Should I go for A, or settle with B?

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TF2 Classic died. Anyway, how would you folks stat a silenced pistol for spy?
>Increased ammo count
>Silenced shots
>No random crits
>cannot be Kritzed or bannered
>Tweaked firing rate. Fires slightly slower than Scout and Engie's and increases cloak time.

>craft all that metal down into hats
you can trade metal for hats, geniuses

you can usually get exactly what you want for less than the cost of a single hat

is Minigun/Banana/GRU a crutch?

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Give me back old nat for heavy

Banana over sandvich is just good sense, they nerfed the OG food too hard. I'm not sure what got into them with the Food meter because in actual gameplay the sandvich's drawback of being a complete sitting duck and making a loud NOM NOM NOM voice-clip play was more than enough balancing.

imagine actually still calling dead ringer a crutch in 2019
dead ringer is fucking shit now, it doesn't help bad players perform better
>diamondback
that's not a crutch, that's just an overpowered piece of shit that nobody cares about for some reason

rate

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>turn a fucking corner while fully invisible as spy
>stay there for just a second to change disguise and see if anyone gets through the other side, while still fully cloaked
>next second a faggot medic just jumps in from behind the corner and crits me with the uber saw instantly
there's no way this faggot wasn't using wallhacks

Minigun doesn't clip so noticeably with Heavy's arm during the taunt

>wait for pyro to airblast
>shoot
am sniper main and beat 1800 elo pyro main on mge 20-4 lile that yesterday

That is atrocious.

Just play another 1111 hours bro, EZ

Anything new is atrocious, TF2 development should have stopped long ago because I am perfectly fine with how few weapons there are with my class. They should keep adding hats though.

stock does more dps when already revved up in close ranges but the tomislav does more damage in every other situation

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Only the initial blast should enable afterburn on teammates. Anything more should extinguish flames. Now it works.

There should be an option before putting on cosmetics to take off stuff like the bandolier, hats, or glasses.
Think Baseball Bill's Shine but free and for all classes.

>That Smash Fortress mod we're never going to see again
>Halloween servers are dead
>Slender Fortress is dead
>The Binding of Isaac mod for Team Fortress is also dead
There are a lot of projects we are never going to see again other than youtube because no one ever bothered sharing them.

Aw, hell. Anyone got lewds of Glubbable's avi?

Uses old tranq gun model. One dart loaded at a time, which is a fast-moving projectile. Makes no noise and causes no knockback when it hits an enemy, so someone not watching his health may not notice it at all, and it doesn't break a Spy's disguise when used, although anyone could still clearly see the dart coming out of his disguise's weapon.
Big damage penalty, but it marks-for-death for 10 seconds, and, unlike the FoW, can mark up to 2 people.

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thoughts?
>That 70's Chapeau (Ye Olde Rustic Color
>Paisley Pro
>Dillenger's Duffel

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>Spy
Diamondback
You literally get free crits for just doing what you're supposed to be doing.
They'll nerf the absolute shit out of it in the next update, no doubt, but still, get in on this while it's good

It's for shitters

post webms

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>furi tracks as his weapon names
my FUCKING nigger

HONEST
>scout
>heavy
>soldier
>demoman
>sniper
>medic
>engineer
>pyro
>spy
DISHONEST

Silver Engineer Tip: People are going to give me shit for this but unironically use short circuit over wrangler/pistol. I use wrangler when I have to but your main enemy is demos/soldiers/spies and spies are super easy to kill once you learn "the spyder sense". What will make you vulnerable to spies is the wrangler because you'll stand still and the spy can kill freely while you're sentry is occupied, making it and you an easy target. You're an engineer, you solve problems. One of those problems is "aiming", fuck aiming sentries.
Having a dispenser/short circuit around makes you basically invincible to demos/soldiers and spies. Plus you can 1v1 a soldier/demo with shotgun and time short circuit blasts to run them out of ammo. You get 3 shots and it takes 2 rockets to kill you, so any demo/soldier that thinks they're just gonna blast you away is going to get absolutely fucked. Fire as soon as they fire and the width of the blast should hit them while eliminating their projectiles. This works really good on Harvest and fast paced maps where your shit is gonna get destroyed a lot.

OH then there's offensive short circuit cart engy, you'll get free ammo and are basically invulnerable to everything but miniguns/good meatshots. Shit does like 30-40 damage a shot too, fire into crowds for maximum effect.

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i would but i ran out of anything new to post

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That option already exists for a lot of hats. Scout cosmetics usually let you choose whether or not to show his headset. I don't know why Heavy's bandolier is different. There's literally one (1) cosmetic item that uses the Heavy's "bullets" equip region.

>tfw loadout customization addiction is kicking in again

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Waaaahhhh the world is unfair! Give me something for virtue signalling how much of an ETHICAL person I am!

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is this seriously what spies have come to?

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>really want the ATHF set for Heavy
>don't want to spend 5 dollars for each piece

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>All these people with fancy looking gear
>The fanciest thing i have is the Gentlemannes award and maybe the vintage Kabuto and Bill's hat or the pip-boy

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>not airshotting him
weak

Thanks, just finished the email reporting the plumber's cap to Nintendo

your webms are bad

>Spy avatar
>Ambassador

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Remember when the Bill's Hat was used as a currency?

post yours then, retard

i prefer the stock in terms of functionality but i like headshotting people too
shame i missed out on the pre-nerf ambassador, back then i was running l'etranger because my aim was dogshit

I sure as fuck do, mines in an awful lime green color. I kept getting friend requests from BRs and Russians trying to get it off of me.

what even caused it to drop? I remember it suddenly being 5 bucks one day

Just don't fall for the headshot meme, even back then the stock was better, the whole point of using primary as spy is if you're in danger and need to take someone out quickly, you don't have time to line up a shot, and its best to quickly shoot their rectangular hurtbox 3 times with revolver and you'll probably make it out alive, ambassadors get spies killed.

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>Enemy team starts talking shit
>Get whole team together
>Rocket jump atop vantage point where everyone can see me
>blow Buff Banner
>whole team charges in
It feels good.

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The time you waste on virtual hats I spend it having sex

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so... none at all?

he suddenly forgot pills aren't baby-easy to land

It dropped along with Earbuds when key-to-metal ratio dropped below a certain point and people realized that the items on their own are worthless and were only used as currency for unusuals
Max wasn't as widely used in that regard so it avoided the same fate for the most part I guess

yea mate i know
i just use it for the fun of it

>Act super suspicious as spy around friendly engie and his buildings
>Let him hit me like 5 times just to be sure
>shoot once to let him know I'm fucking with him
>"Mhurr!"

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the soldier is offensive demo.

that's not what virtue signalling is

Best thing to use against stacked classes.

>scout
>honest
disregarded

>that soldier didn't even try to get out of the way
baka my head

>while those who decided to not screw the economy
I don't give a single shit about TF2's economy, I didn't buy a crate because I don't want an unusual.

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the list assumes full stock loadout

>demo
4/10
>enji
8/10 would DIY with
>heavy
7/10
>medic
10/10
>pyro
9/10
>scout
6/10
>sniper
7/10
>soldier
4/10
>spy
6/10

no, this is an offensive demo

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>overpowered piece of shit that nobody cares about for some reason
But... but BRO if you're GOOD u use the AMBASSADOR!!!!

>I don't give a single shit about TF2's economy

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HAHAHAHHAHAHA how didn't i think of that before

if ur good u use stock BRO

Thanks anons, everything feels so much easier with a wrangler, Diamondback and a Juice gun. You should have had told me about achievement servers though

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genius

what you think
what should I use instead of the electric twanger

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to all you cunts using furfag objectors, at least don't use vore or gay shit please

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shut up

bonk batters backup

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AHAHAHAHA
EVERYONE D TO DAB ON TRADETRANNIES

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What weapon should I use my macabre web paint on?

dilate

>this trash is my first bugged unusual
what a shame

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B-but Ankel Dane sed that Wranguler is OP!!! Short Circuit is b-bad!!!

dilate yourself, tradetranny

could've been worse. i got a legit piece of junk

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"I am the milkman, my milk is delicious!"

I got a burning flames Sultan from the unusual glitch, I need to do this now

Does the flamethrower still do half damage against anyone who hugs a wall?

what should I have for a third cosmetic?

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"Thomas Headison"

"Uncle Dane the youtube main!"

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>red demo
>blue pill

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Sunglasses

any particular kind? Anything that makes it look like Medic's not wearing two pairs of glasses is nice.

those ctf maps though
>double cross top tier
>landfall bottom tier
>turbine not top tier

nine-pipe problem or some kind of shades/glasses

Well Dadliest Catch in particular is both pretty common and Halloween restricted. Plus I think you can drop it in-game, so it's not exactly in high demand.

so something like this?

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set lod2

ive been using sandvich my entire time playing and avoiding banana

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>already a solid fucking Heavy
>Crate Depression happens
>now I've got an Unusual Franken-Heavy loadout
>suddenly I don't have to prove myself before medics start fighting over who gets to pocket me
>tfw I went from topping the board by maybe 10 or 15 points to topping the board by a solid 30 at least
>and on top of that Tradefags are enraged by my mere existence
It's a good life.

bretty good

in the launch options?

>people care about the game again
>seeting trade autists
maybe this "crash" is a blessing in disguise

I was thinking more on the lines of the Summer Shades. They’re a bit pricy but they’ll get the summer look across better than the tomb readers. What kind of loadout are you trying to make, exactly?

Is it still possible to get the Portal 2 Soundtrack box/Genuine Ap-Sap if you manage to find a copy of the soundtrack with the code still in it?

It's mostly for fun, but I was thinking of a summer medic loadout. the doc's holiday and the summer hat with the flowers. the tomb readers were the only pair of glasses that I liked that didn't look too big and didn't clip with anything on the model already, plus something about them gives medic a "villainous" vibe. Maybe that's just me.

fpbp

What the fuck is the point of The Classic? It's a straight downgrade in almost every way. You're still slowed while charging so not having to scope is pretty minor, and the other drawbacks are downright crippling.

>it's a "hackers don't get kicked on ctf_2fort episode

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>Get into a match where the there's a full party on the other team with 2 hackers so they won't get kicked
>They ggez after the round ends

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>got accused of hacking for the first time as soldier

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Banana's a strict upgrade now because of how fast its food-meter fills up, the heal is worse but its actual healing-per-second vastly outweighs the sandvich because of its recharge

it's a joke weapon

It's just how the sniper rifle worked in TFC, it's novelty.

AT LEAST BE FUCKING HUMBLE YOU GOT AN UNUSUAL!!

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I believe so, none of the codes stopped working

Am I too late to the thread?

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Needs more green

A

stalker/10

I have the first poker knight game, so that means I should still be able to get the items from it, right?

I need to stop

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>scout
i get the reference. Why not add the laurel?
>soldier
10/10
>pyro
5/10
>demo
7/10
>heavy
9/10
>engie
6/10
>medic
8/10
>sniper
remove the hazmat and we got a 7/10
>spy
8/10

I think the scarf just looks better. I could have gone really on the nose and gone with the Hermes hat, instead.
Also that Sniper was an attempt at making a decent look out of the Hazmat for shits and giggles, and that's the best I could come up with.

please help i need a good
HUD ui & crosshair

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huds.tf
toonhud.com

D
No you (D)ilate

That opinion is the opposite of your retarded basedboy wojak. The majority of people who actually give a shit about the trade economy are tradetrannies like you mad as fuck people are getting cool shit

>tfw the stock+ hud that brought back old things like the "shoot for this achievement" or "top your old pyro record" tooltips died
>only died because valve removed all of that clientside code with the move to the matchmaking menu

Pls rate

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PVHUD
default dot

good god I hate pyros that just wait for the rockets, fucking bait with W+M1, he also had a huge advantage over the soldier since he had a pocket medic too with the heal reduction only thing that would have cucked him was a crit

Maybe because alot of people became interested again

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aim further away from them so that the splash will hit them and they can't reflect. Jump and aim to the bottom right hand side, also this fucks with their reflect angle so they can't shoot it back at you. In general I never directly shoot straight at a pyro that's facing me off.

Or just use a fucking shotgun like you're supposed to.

My niggers

>equip rescue ranger and short circuit
>hide mini sentry and bait lone or small group of players into a room
>have a lvl 3 dispenser deployed in your retreating area to resupply the spam
>go back and forth on healing your sentry and shooting them
>quickly switch to short circuit to eliminate any projectiles on your mini or yourself
>when the other players stop shooting with projectiles close the distance and melee them into a corner
This is how you farm for big kills.

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>investment
Just buy a hat if you want your imaginary shoot man to wear a hat. Don't drop money on pixels assuming it's gonna be an "investment".

Sure. Community servers are all but dead but you'll still find games. If you use your mic you'll be surprised how responsive people in even casual can be.

Am I too late?

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>mfw Tomislav Heavies assume they'll win any encounter because of quick spinup
>mfw none of them have any gamesense so I've already deleted half their health with my stock minigun by the time they manage to aim at me

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>let's sacrifice a chunk of health on the biggest target in the game so I can get to the point quicker, even though I'll just get focused at the point and die or have to wait to heal up before engaging anyway
GRU is a meme weapon used by comp shutters. Real men use fists.

Why is pyro so shit at countering soldier?

Sandvich and Banana are basically interchangeable at this point. It's just a question of whether you want quick heals or big heals.

Nice and understated/10

the iron curtain is by far the best-looking gun in the entire game

because Soldier can freely equip a weapon that can't be reflected, shoot surfaces to damage the pyro anyway or just leave the encounter with nothing that can be done if the pyro still wants to kill him

better than mine, speaking of which I need a name for this preferably one related to tradefags money

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Non-Cheater's Lament

youtube.com/watch?v=W1g2x4b_Byg

unusual shako for 2 refined

>2016

youtube.com/watch?v=bNnYJwW_3DI

airblast is still a box, although this guy says its a 256x256x256 HU cube rather than sigsev's 256x256x128 visualization.

Oh look. Now it's bigger.

wait how did he airblast that medic so far

Because airblast doesn't make pyro competitive just more annoying.

In all honesty, Valve's response to the situation is a great example of the mentality necessary to sustaining a F2P in-game economy model. Ten years ago, everyone caught exploiting the system was told to eat shit and mocked with an exclusive item given to everyone who didn't participate. Now people are actively rewarded for having exploited the system. Why? Because ten years ago, fuck you, we already have every cent you're ever going to give us. Now, god forbid they alienate a paypig while there's still some life in it.

I'm more than happy to dab on tradefags, but you have to admit that I'm right.

It's okay, you just need to get used to the mind-games. When I'm up against a soldier who looks like he knows what he's doing and won't fire directly, I either switch to flare or start an M1 bumrush. 70% of the time this will bait him into firing a rocket which I'm ready to reflect.

>Sweeny Todd Scout (w/ Baby Face Blaster and Unarmed Combat)
>Homeless Soldier (w/ Pain Train)
>Mechanic Pyro (w/ Homewrecker)

>Samurai Black (w/ Half-Zatoichi)
>Tyrant (w/ Natascha and Dalokhos Bar)
>Cyborg Engie (w/ Rescue Ranger and Eureka Effect)

>Miracle Man Medic (w/ Stock and Vita-Saw)
>Outdoorsman Sniper (w/ Frying Pan)
>Nameless Stranger (w/ Sharp Dresser; watch and sapper vary) also wearing Griffin's Grog but Loadout.tf didn't have it for some reason

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here is the secret user
some of the best looking cosmetics are the cheapest.
you can make a free steam account, go to man co store and buy 1 man co key, become premium, wait a week, and then sell that key for so much metal, you can buy a based loadout for every class.

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>rate someones shit, tell them what to change
>that post the same garbage screenshot in the next thread
fuck off. i already told you its shit.

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>Dustbowl
Are you for real right now?

I too enjoy endless chokepoints and the blandest map design in the game.

Horrible.

Why? That wouldn't stop yours from being shit.

If there's an option for more clear lensed glasses you can be the We can't stop here, this is bat country! guy

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>barefoot

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>"I AM THE MILKMAN! MY MILK IS DELICIOUS!"

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Muh fem pyro

>four cosmetics
try again

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rocket jumper, buff banner, frying pan

>Doesnt know how to surf knockback from the cannonball and completely ignores my last point which straight up says what a crutch is.
Glad I fucked off to sleep.
If it were a crutch new players would be doing better with it since it would be easier to use but that's not the case.
Whenever I see new players use it, they end up switching back to stock since they're way less effective either this weapon due to them having no idea when it works.
I'm not going to keep arguing when it's clear that you have no idea what a crutch is.

I believe there is only one crutch loadout in the game and nobody uses it except for me (I bust it out on occasion for funsies)

Liberty Launcher + Buff Banner. Guaranteed damage with 5 fast full-spash rockets and then they become deadly when mini-crit boosted. I think every new player should play this loadout, you will be credit to team.

i can hear it

So what order do I read the comics in?
teamfortress.com/comics.php

ultra chad webm

based voodoo juju owner

...

In release order. Before you read the main comic line at the top, you'll need to read Meet the Director, Bombinomicon, Doom-mate, Loose Cannon, Blood Brothers from the Update comics.