I want Grunty to shit on the Smash cast come Banjo's stage

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if they did include Grunty banter.
Think about it:
>Joker gets a god tier victory screen, and a stage with 3 variations based on the 3 modern Persona games
>Hero gets 4 alternate skins with unique voice actors and animations, plus everything related to his Down+B
>Banjo...just gets a predictable moveset, predictable stage and no Mumbo Transformations?
It would be such a strangely limp character inclusion if they released only the things they showed us so far.
Even his CG video was entirely comprised of reused assets, dammit.

Your village caught fire,
Your dear dad's lost his head!
Your brother is missing,
And your mother is dead!

I do wonder how his gold feather move will function.

how could you say such a thing!

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>Trunks, Gohan, Brolly, and Vegeta
>All made it into smash before Goku

I will never stop laughing.

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Hear, hear. Then again that the stage apparently rotates (and thus potentially changing layouts as it does so) may fill their spectacle quota.

>They call you a Joker, so let's hear some japes!
>You surely can't fight, you can't even stop rapes!

>Joker in before Batman
Wtf Nintendo

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I wish I was creative enough to make rhymes for characters like this thread is doing.

TOO FAR

>no voice acting so you can't listen to it without keeping your eyes on the text
>doesn't rhyme and just uses old lady speak in Japan
>OG team in Rare is mostly dissolved and dead
>expecting Treehouse to do it justice

First step is trying, good user!

Well grunty, bottles,and Mumbo are on the stage and jinjos are in the final smash

Someone do a Palutena one. Roast my main please.

Yeah but I would like to have the trophy. Lets you really inspect them.

Alright, I'll try
>An ape with a tie, how absurd!
>I'm the one from the rare game everyone deserves!

>In terms of saving human lives, your horribly below quota.
>You waste to much time teasing your little shota!

>Yea Forums trying to make grunty rhymes

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Fucking perfect, thanks user

The Shadow of the rough, A man in the green
someone like you really needs a scene.

Either show us up, you stupid twit
or leave this thread, stop posting shit

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This user right here, is such a twit
He can't even get this picture, as a gif!

That doesn't even rhyme
>An ape with a tie, how absurd!
>Unlike you, my 3D game isn't a turd!

>hurr I'll just post messed up stuff the character would never say
not funny

RAH REH RAUGH REH RAUGH RAH RAUGH

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Ah, Gruntilda the witch. Nobody likes her because she's a... Jerk!

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Someone else's existence, you were born from mirror!
But you dress a bit darker, and you talk a bit queerer!

Jiggly puff?

>playing BK for the first time in 2019
>RustyBucket jiggy behind rotators
souls tier hard
Soo how much bullshit is in BT.
more or not at all?

Oh my fucking god

she didn't even rhyme in the second game lol

No matter how much you rip and tear
You will never again see your precious hare!

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Heh keep at it and soon ye'll surprise yourself man

One can dream.

You have no style
You have no grace
You got a funny face
But your still a disgrace

Dk,your a bafoon
You look like a hairy prune
You should leave soon
I dont care if you punch a moon

Nothing to that degree. Really nothing hard. "Hardest" stuff is more time consuming than anything.
Granted, the Canary Mary races can grate.

Who ever heard of a dog befriending a duck?
I'm much afraid of imagining how you fuck.

Kirby, was your name formerly Chuck?
There's only one thing YOU do better than suck!

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Whoa Kazooie, you can't just ask a person why they're black!

You stupid twits, why can't you see
that you can't rhyme like ol' Grunty?
If you want to sound like her,
use iambic tetrameter!

no seriously, if you're going to make an attempt at imitating Grunty, limit your lines to 7 or 8 syllables. Anything else sounds like shit.

Your diamonds are rich
But You cant compare to this rad witch
Your moves are stiff
So alex wont show you her midriff

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what the fuck Kazooie you can't say something like that

What would Grunty say to Joker?

How will I fit my epic memes if I limit myself to poetic meter

Two gods-chosen, a guardsman, and the dog of a king!
They'd all sound like grannies, if they said anything!

No wonder your Arcana's the Fool!
Morgana lies about you looking cool!

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>From your exterior, you're the coolest bounty huntress
>But beneath the armor, you're just Malcovitch's bitch

youtube.com/watch?v=TuBi7KJtqKE

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I love you

Heart is in the right place but rhyming is Grunty 101 chum

Can someone do one for Mewtwo?

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10 hours of Kazooie saying swears.

I AM REPULSED.

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Because her sisters told her to fuck off with it and she said "ohhh...all right.".

KAZOOIE NO

>Reading
Fuck that, the whole point of this shit is that they are voice acted anyway.

Created a Mutant, You were born in a vat!
Think that one over you tall, weird, foetal cat!

Grunthilda threads should have all posts be rhymes.
That should give posters a fun time !

>A Final Smash is meant to look bolder!
>Not give you a head like a key holder!

Make sure to open several tabs at once for maximum relaxation
Wawpwawpwawpwawpwawpwawpwawp
Rrrooooooh!

>grunty boss battle
>before she fights you, she shits on the character you play as

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Your sword may be big and meaty,
but I hear Soren's your sweetie!

The peanut gallery has come to fight
The second-banana, with no Dixie in sight
He'll can fly real high with his jectpack on
But hit him and his recovery's gone

Yes please

I CAME INTO THIS THREAD FOR A GOOD LAUGH

BUT NOW I LEAVE WITH MY BRAIN CELLS CUT IN HALF

fucking based

>What a sad sorry chimp, losing your part
>From your own game to absent from Kart!

>INTO THIS SITE
fixed

"head like a bottle opener" works better imo, but still got a chuckle out of me.

Don't you mean "bitch"?

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Little agent of Grima, oh so wracked with despair!
If only you S-ranked with someone who cared!

mario please fuck my cunny
i want your jizz, nice and runny

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This thread is quite the bore,
reading your posts is such a chore!

Your ship's better grounded and your friends, better fried!
I hear that your dad screamed real good when he died!

This thread is a treat.
Busy like a hive
But Grunty's wicked !
See you in the archive !

>I guess you can't teach an old dog new tricks
>This boy's exactly like the other six!

>They merely tell you that you look cool
>Because they all secretly think you're a fool!

>This guy's track record isn't flawless
>No wonder they replaced him with that walrus!

Fuck off Grunty, you're a hack!
You got beat by a bear in shorts and your rhymes are wack!

I hate it when the iambs are awkward and the lines have different amounts of syllables, it's embarrassing

So you won a Smash tourney, you showed real power.
Now why don't you fuck off and go have a shower.

sucka don't play, my rhymes are precise
your anwser is as weak as it is concise
I'd call you faggot if you weren't a bitch
now go home and tell momma how you got burned by a witch

This. Iambic tetrameter, you lazy fucks.
banjokazooie.fandom.com/wiki/Gruntilda_Winkybunion/quotes
Notice how the only line that isn't in the correct meter is the one added by Microsoft for the Xbox Arcade demo.

YOUR STOMACH HURTS, YOU NEED TO POO
BUT I WON'T LET YOU NEAR THE LOO
NOW BEGONE YOUNG PAJEET
TO THE DESIGNATEDyoujustlostthegameSHITTING STREET

Once again, your rhymes are weak
Just like you, pecked to death by a beak
Less a witch and less a home
Now you're just a pile of bones!

I absolutely guarantee she would hit on Ganondorf.

Erase the -now and -how from the last verse plus turn its -and into a -to
Keep the flow folks!

You're quite a hunk
I"ll give you my phone
Help you beat link, the punk
for a Dark king bo-

If you knew anything about Gruntilda you'd know she gets fucking SOAKED by the mere sight of Wario

I'll give you props, you got some talent
but this witch will never relent
I'll slap the flavor out your mouth
your bird and bear oughta prepare for the drought

Smash is a game for little girls and boys
how many copies did you buy, little goys?
did you think it would better or anew?
or do your just like to see that (You)?

On that balding zero? Now that thought's a fright!
A bear is much fiercer than a child in green tights!

Son of a bitch, now we need this for all the characters. Have her poke fun at Ridley's size. He'd probably barbecue her though.

The japanese took a character known for wordplay and didn't go ham with it.
That just doesn't seem right. They fucking love wordplay and shit over there.

>the first half of the boss fight is a quiz
>you start on a higher percentage the more questions you get wrong

Witches love to make potions
we also make you pee into oceans

Perfection.

Bravo.

>witch
>midriff
Yeah, all those thots with their midritch bearing shirts best watch out

yall niggas in this thread aint got flow
jesus fuck

I will warn you not to button mash the Canary Mary race in the final level of the game. You actually want to stay just slightly behind her, but not too far that the race ends, because her AI rubberbands HARD the second you get ahead.
Slow and steady actually wins this race. Just speed up ahead of her when you reach the end.

Post the last part of this one.

I mean, his flow is abdsurdly horrible, but you're a fool for not noticing lines 1 and 3.

Only the final level one, because the rubberbanding AI is insane.

Nasty Green skin and a rock home, failure was all this witch had known.
Down she fell on her ugly dome, with a boulder to follow and bury in stone.
So it is written.

In your own games you might be a monster slayer,

But your luck makes you a beast that ticks off all the Melee players!

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Must have been something they added for the port, on the N64 version I mashed the A button like your mum on a Tuesday night and left her in the dust.

There's nothing more cucked than having a daughter,
Think long and hard before she's broken water.

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>Great King of Evil? That hits all my switches! I wonder if he has a thing for witches!
>Oh that Wario, he's quite a hunk! I swoon when I whiff his garlic-y funk!

Nah, it was there in the original. i own an N64 and went through the same childhood hell I endured (it was seriously the one and only jiggy I could never get)...until I read that you're not supposed to mash like crazy.

This poster is both redpilled and based
I must upvote him with great haste!

You're right, dang. His flow was so atrocious, I didn't even notice

>You say you can't be beat, you'll never be fault, but how about learning to follow a summersault?

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I'd love this endlessly, and even more so if Kazooie gets to take part.

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I remember one rhyme some user came up with that ended with grunty getting cut off from calling Bayo a dirty bitch but I just can't remember the whole thing.

Try to guess mine
>You're a king? That's quite a gag! I'm sure you'd make for a nice handbag!
>You make your friends do all of the work, while you sit around like a greedy jerk!
>That's no fair! Robots can't attack people, aren't you worn down from all of your sequels?

Your options were magic, bows, axes or lances.
And yet you just went with these lame-ass blade dances?!

YOU TAKE THAT BACK, BOY

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A life selling garbage to clear you of debt. Why haven't you thrown off your space helmet yet?

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K.rool
Wario
Mega Man

This came with additional dialogue "Was gonna say Harlot but fair enough" but I think stopping it at the first panel is best.

There goes Lucas with a psychic attack!
But they aren't good enough to bring his family back!

Sometimes localizers like to just phone it in
Even the Japanese aren't free of this sin

Eye of a tonberry, down of the phoenix!
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fuck yes

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Based

>No damn chance it happens
Especially since rhyming doesn't really exist in Japanese. Sakurai probably wouldn't see the point in making the effort.

Someone wrote an article on it. She still has an odd speech pattern, but it's not as fitting as the rhyming.
legendsoflocalization.com/how-was-banjo-kazooies-rhyming-text-handled-in-japanese/
Makes me wonder if in the Japanese version of Tooie her sisters still ask her to stop speaking weirdly.

I pray that the meter is just cosmetic and you wait for it to refill. I fear that eggs and feathers will drop all over the stage and you'll have to collect them to do any special moves. This wouldn't work in small stages or omegas because there wouldn't be enough room.

Second one was Olimar but Wario works too actually, works for Dedede too now that I think about it.

One thing I've noticed from all of the Game Over Grunty 34 is that this generation is full of fucking retards. Rhyming seems to be completely gone.

>Heh, nice rhymes there lady, but you forgot one very important thing....

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They could get creative, then again part of why they're not doing trophies is likely because of all the writing involved

To think all the writing of Smash Wii U is stuck in there. Yeah plenty also appeared in the 3DS game but lots remained there

Smash bros get in here QUICK-

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Hey they gotta start somewhere!

What about the Advertisers!?

for real
read your shit aloud before posting

>This racer's punch brings many to tears, yet he has not gotten a game for several years.
>A fearful king that kidnaps a princess for her heart, but yet will get along to play go kart.

>Your mind’s, stuffed full of lies.
>But I see past that dumb disguise!
>Swinging that sword, you cut and you hack,
>You'll never be more than a second-rate Zack!

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This idea must not be erased, for it is totally based!
Real shit if BK was in the base game, this would have totally fit in that quiz section within World of Dark

Hehe suffer with me

And your rhyme is...

Listen to this man. Took me a while to catch on this as a kid

KUHZOOIE!

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*wario
fixed it

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brap man