>Place vehicles in every intersection that speed up/show down to make you crash
>Regular sedans will speed up to 100MPH on the freeway to stay in your way
>Almost always have freeway cars go side by side
>Scraping against a wall almost always results in a car's bumper getting caught and the car doing a 180
>NPCs have 90% accuracy like robocop
>NPCs can take 30 bullets to the chest
>Game penalizes you for car damage yet turns on crazy driving mode during delivery missions
>Also has enemies shoot at you which you cannot avoid, further riling up traffic
>Abandoned mountain roads have the same traffic density as main street in a big city
>NPCs can put a hit out on you for stealing their car
>You need to buy various houses to play various missions/own various vehicles, yet you'll be charged up to 45K per 48 real world minutes for each individual property
>Constant phonecalls prompting you to buy a bunker/super bunker/nightclub/business
Is there any other game that hates it's playerbase more than GTAO?
Place vehicles in every intersection that speed up/show down to make you crash
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Some of these are absolutely true but on others you're just exagerating or is just plain bullshit.
>playing GTAO
is there a more obvious sign that someone is braindead?
i'm not. When I try and ttake my futo/comet up to the one mountain near the vineyard, and i get 20 cars per mile, same as in the middle of the ghetto, there's a fucking problem.
NPC aim varies wildly though
Cops are shit, they will miss most shots
Hit men are better, they will mostly hit your drivers seat 75% of the time
Import/Export street gangs? These blow your fucking head off in a jet from 250m away with pistols while doing 150mph in a sports car.
It makes me sad that the major easter egg and all the single player DLC died for this... At least RDO failed.
>major easter egg
wat
>At least RDO failed
wat
no which makes me question your mental integrity when you continue to play it
the race course creator is actually good like tack mania but you get more options
Is it safe to install track mania now?
>sitting in casino betting on horses while watching videos and listening to podcasts
I didn't expect it to be this good. If you use the right strategy you can easily make hundreds of thousands per hour in there, and you don't have to deal with the nonsense
I remember in sleeping dogs in the dlc the was a quest line to get some sort of super car with guns on it. Shit was too fast lol
>you can easily make hundreds of thousands per hour in there
sounds like bullshit
>Major easter egg
the alien egg turned out to be a special mission for i think either gunrunning or warehouses.
The jetpack was for a stupid GI Joe vs Elon musk doomsday event. You have to have a super bunker to even own it.
you can't. The game literally redlines you at making 40 chips on every 100 chips spent.
you mad?
I knew it, I knew all these fucking bettings were just bullshit to take your money, good think I only spent like 10k before realizing something was off.
>almost all of these "flaws" are specifically included the the game with the goal of making you buy micro-transactions
Bet on number 1 as long as it's something else than 2/1, and horse number 2 doesn't have the same odds. You can back out of the betting screen to reset the horses until you get the right odds for 1. You can't lose. I expect them to patch it soon though because people are making millions. They already added a cooldown if you keep resetting the odds too fast, but it's just a quick and dirty fix
Or wait for a russian modder and/or kid who doesn't care about his account to drop you money 'by accident'.
Also, is it me or there are less and less of those now?
or u can just download the macro that puts glitched bets on horses for you and make millions
>>Scraping against a wall almost always results in a car's bumper getting caught and the car doing a 180
That reminds me of Driv3r
fair enough the racing and track editing is the best part of the online. actually playing the online itself would indicate you're retarded, on the other hand, so i hope you don't
fuck off redditard
the casino exploits all still work, you can make 10s of millions per day off it. sure its slower than act2 repeats but its all macroable and as long as you dont trigger the auto money bot check (around 30 mill cash out at once = auto wipe + soft ban) cockstar wont do shit about it.
been cashing out 10 mill per day all week and buying everything in war stocks now my properties are maxed.
oh yeah *clears throat* FUCK take 2 FUCK rockstar and FUCK sharkcards
>Here's a top of the pack sports car for 2,100,000cr
>Oh next week here's a NEW top of the pack sports car for 2,400,00cr!
>Spend hours creating a grand prix of longbeach inspired track
>Can't wait to test it out
>Get a full lobby
>Everyone just rams and crashes into eachother
>One guy who gets above the pack just wallrides off shit
>Nobody actually racing
>several businesses have bugged delivary missions that never got patched and can actually break the game
>some of these go back to GTAO's launch
>you find a money exploit?
>patched and banned within the week
MTX ruined Rockstar
AYE GUYS MISTER BAWSS FOUR THE WINNN HERE
>video is just that sentence stretched out over 10mins with 3 advertisements
>been cashing out 10 mill per day all week
Damn, that's pretty good payouts. Best I managed was 500k in an hour, but I guess you're also doing the glitch where you only bet 100
Check the dripfeed list for what's coming, then there's also a guy called Broughy who tests how fast the cars are. His videos are a pretty good resource if you care about racing. Otherwise it doesn't really matter how fast the cars are, if you just like how they look or drive
most of the newer cars are either incredibly slow or bouncy or both for no real reason too
the vamos in particular is so horrible to drive i was fully expecting it to get tweaked in this update but i guess they really made it that way on purpose
Sadly im a truck man who likes truckin'
>Just want to haul shit and chill
>Saints row flying cars and bikes wizz around all over shitting out millions of guided missiles for no reason other than to shit out missiles
>Stuck driving a MOC cab
>Turn rebel radio up when they fly over
>They can't kill it but they try anyway
They actually changed the handling flags, the cars are less bouncy now. The changes started because ever since GTA 4 there has been a bug which makes your car go faster when you go over bumps. This leads to people intentionally driving over curbs and stuff in races because you go faster that way. They've been trying to get rid of it with these experimental changes because I guess nobody really knows how the car programming actually works anymore, since it's over a decade old. But in general it's just made the cars less enjoyable to drive. It's not as bad anymore with the new update though
Can anyone else confirm this works? I only have 2 mill total now.
>regularly play online on ps3
>used to just do missions and buy cars and clothes
>get killed fairly often by faggots
>get ps4 a year later and transfer character over
>get tired of being killed so often by faggots and start killing faggots
>learn to like it
>exclusively play online as a big free for all deathmatch
>last I checked I was around 8.10 or so kd with about 41k player kills and 5k~ deaths just because I like my mk2 heavy sniper
>regularly get called a modder/hacker/cheater by asshurt niggers and kids
>constantly get pity orbitaled and ganged up on because nobody can just admit they're shit or leave the lobby
>mfw rockstar supports their claims over mine
>constantly get the "we're tracking you as a possible cheater" message
>thrown into bad sport multiple times because of all the reports
>longest sentence was like 4 months or some shit before I just stopped playing altogether
It's not enough that the average player is a shitter, but the very devs are just as bad if not worse with awful judgement skills. For a game centered around pvp and felonies, they really hate the idea of you doing either apparently
They haven't changed it as far as I'm aware, I was still making money with it yesterday. Use this strategy and you'll make money. You might occasionally end up in a slump where you're losing many times in a row and not really gaining more chips, but in the long run you'll be winning
There's also a bug where you can bet 10 000 but only use 100 chips, but I feel like they might start checking who's been doing that at some point
>Trying to just drive my new cheetah classic
>Run into shitheads like you
>rile up traffic
>Shoot out my tires
>Never did shit to you or anyone else
>MFW You're the reason shit like doomsday prep and crate missions are only able to be done in public lobbies
>MFW You're one of the main reasons the game is so bad
The advanced handling flags actually made curb-boosting more effective, it just makes the cars awful to drive and really unpredictable.
because the player rating system is a half assed "mental state" stat which does not even work correctly and modern DLC military vehicles are still classed as personal cars rather than being exempt from the punishment system like they should be.
>fucking russian scud launcher on vinewood hill
>blow it up
>you are a bad sport and must pay 10k$ for personal vehicle destruction
fuck off
>Put a detomoso pantera in the game as a viseris
>Fastest car by a country mile
>They "Fix" it and leave it as a shit handling slow car
I think the idea was that you'd avoid going over curbs, I mean reasonably if you drove a car over a curb at those speeds you'd be crashing too. But yeah it didn't really work since it just made you bounce from even the smallest bumps. It feels a bit more reasonable now but still not perfect
>shitheads like you
I actually don't bother people doing heist setups or deliveries because I know how annoying it is. I literally just fight people that come after me and most of the time it's some faggot on a mk2 oppressor and his pack of apes, or actual modded accounts thinking I'm also one.
>let's introduce multiple weaponized vehicles with the capability to not only lock on, but act as a heat seeker just in case the target changes trajectory, guaranteeing you a kill!
>how DARE you blow up another personal vehicle!
Fucking cunts either need to remove bad sport entirely or fuck off sending players there that are only using the vehicles as they were intended
GTAO has a ton of flaws, but I realized recently that the diversity in available content is vast compared to most other online MMO or PvEvP style games
>When rockstar gives you a ruppee to poopie on Yea Forums
shut the fuck up samir.
What the fuck are you talking about?
the prop limit is fucking crap. you cant do any technical circuits+decoration
t. cockstar intern
no one plays any of the missions outside pac/act2 glitching because they don't get any reward for doing them.
its ALWAYS been this way even in rooftop rumble days
>pac/act2 glitching
What's this?
Depends how large your track is. People create all kinds of cool stuff. Here's one track that is very well liked in the racing community youtube.com
You forgot that every mission has a forty minute drive to get to the actual mission, and that if anyone leaves, you’re screwed. It’s a legitimate miracle that I’ve completed certain missions, primarily the stealth ones.
did they just expand the prop limit? or was it just adding casino props? they never give very detailed patch notes for this cash shop.
The idea is that if you were stranded on one of those roads there would be plenty of cars driving by for you to steal so your not running a few miles to a busier road which was a problem in older GTAs but you wouldn't know about that because you're a zoomer with shitstains in his briefs
>Think my track is super cool
>See this
>Why even fucking bother
if you use existing roads as part of your track the prop limit is probably high enough. i made a brand new track once from scratch and almost hit the limit just with the track pieces. unfortunately no one ever played it
No, it's still 200 props. You just need to use the right props and use them the right way to get the most out of them. Here's a guy who does showcases for tracks, you can have a look at them to see how people make them youtube.com
And yeah there's a ton of those videos
If you want to get into making tracks, here's a nice guide for which props are the best youtube.com
A lot of the props have awkward hitboxes so people avoid using them, even if they might look better than some of the more functional ones
>Started playing with the original when it was new
>Only GTA i haven't played is chinatown wars
>I'm a zoomer somehow because i'm sick of having to create a racetrack when i want to slide around the only interesting road in the entire game
I found a video of the old version before i eliminated the too tight beach section.
youtube.com
>2015
christ dude
Yeah I was going to say that part looked pretty narrow. Might be a cool track if you change the props to stunt pieces, they're pretty versatile so it's kinda cool making tracks now
>8.10 KD
there is no way you are not abusing something to get to that ratio.
there are so many ways to abuse the game tho (exploits, using macros, changing sessions, loading heist missions to escape, EWO, passive mode, the sniper through far away walls glitch, and a very long etc.) so i can understand what goes trough the heads of people like you.
u are still a faggot tho.
>bUt tHe gAmE tOld Me tO dO iT
the game also tells you to shower and sing thru your mic, but you are not doing that every day do you?
Sounds like you need to get gud faggot
ZOOM ZOOM ZOOOOOMMMM
>NPCs have 90% accuracy like robocop
>NPCs can take 30 bullets to the chest
This shit is the worst offender. It is straight up anti-fun to get peppered with perfect accuracy by some random thug with a glock from 50 meters out while you're going 90+ miles an hour. It pigeonholes you away from using any of the 900 vehicles you purchased, in favor of going up and playing peekaboo behind cover.
And their health, jesus fuck.I don't fucking care about difficulty if that means every fucking enemy in the level being a damn nuclear bunker.
And they're gonna be in GTA 6,7,8 etc
still mad about this
The speed was caused by a suspension bug, so they did kind of fix it, even if it was more fun before. Essentially your suspension was constantly being compressed, which gives all cars a speed boost, but since it was happening at all times you went really fast with that car
ya same will the banshee racecar
since passive mode got a 5 min CD when using any weapon the number of retards has plummeted.
they just try to mk2 spam then rage quit when you whip out the fully loaded or orbital glitch.