What the fuck did Kojima mean by this?

Based kojima

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OP here. I tried posting the pic I TRIED posting but it says “duplicate file exist here” and goes to that Samus pic in my OP pic

Also happy birthday Samus

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Exhentai.org

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Welcome to Yea Forums's shitty site design
If you post an image at the same time as somebody else it dupes and yours is replaced

Let's see

get hacked son

I'm losing my sides here

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Thanks OP!

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>Metroid anniversary
Thanks for the reminder OP

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Based Kojimbo wishing Samus a happy birthday

GIVE ME THE SALSA ALREADY YOU NIGGERS

>He doesn't know
Say happy birthday to Samus and maybe I'll give it

Exhentai.org

It's just a panda...

Remodeled.
Found on any bootleg non-panda sites
Exhentai
Nhentai
Hitomi.la
Hentai2read
Even fucking backwoods trash collecting Tsumino has.
But be warned it has such a blue ball tiet ending and the author never made a sequel

You have no idea how happy I am to still see posts like this

>You will never get your shithole remoddled
Why even exist?

Yeah we know

Fucking newfags.

Who?

Can we have a Samus thread instead

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phoneposter BTFO

He's the founder of 9gag.

Can't relate

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>Samus will never remodel your testicles

EVEN SAMUS ARAN IS ANOTHER YEAR OLDER!

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You really think I'll reveal my plans for Samus?

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Is the comic actually hot or fucked up fetish shit?

BASED AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY-PILLED
I LOVE METROID!

REMODEL

Bump

>ywn remodel snake´s shithole
sad

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What a blessed post, you made my day

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Get your shithole remodeled

>male body and face
>female waist to hip ratio
Why do fags do it? It's almost like they don't like men and are in denial.

best post on this board right now

Yes.

KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Yeees
Plumbiiiiing

You will be ashamed of your words and deeds when you realize I made a bimbo for cosplayers I could masturbate to
-Hideo Sakamoto

frens
what are some artists with similar artstyle and taste like pic in op?

frens
senpai
anons
lend me your dicks

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butcha-u

strawpoll.me/18435103/r

>ACfag voting for himself
How pathetic can a single autist be?

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Who is ACfag and why is he called that?

He loves Armored Core and wants Samus to be a robot suit instead of a human being.

Well Samus is established human so that's not happening, he should just petition for another Armored Core game

Thanks for clarification.

Insufferable autist usually found in Metroid threads complaining about cutscenes, movie games (which in his definition is any game with a cutscene), and a bunch of other random shit. Will argue for hours, and just generally takes otherwise decent threads and derails the fuck out of them. Unless you already know about him, he's subtle enough to suck the unaware into his endless and bafflingly stupid autism.

Used to use Armored Core avatars a lot until people starting catching on to his shit, so he's a little more under the radar, but certain keywords, manners of speaking, and thought processes give him away.

Wrong, he's an Animal Crossing fanboy who's upset that Samus out-tiers Villager in Smash.

>it actually was armored core
holy shit of all the way more popular and recent games that start with AC it could stand for, I was just shitposting but I had the right one

Does he raid anything that's not Metroid as well?
Is he a discord trannie?

put it into paint, change a single pixel in the corner, then repost it

I've seen him in BotW threads, but I'm sure he travels. Generally if you see someone complaining about cinematics or especially movie games (not like the usual anti-Sony baiting, but where it isn't remotely warranted), it's a good chance it's him. He also complains about waifu/porn-ish dumps. But his biggest problem is he never yields and will literally go for hours.

I don't know anything else about him, but he is 100% on the spectrum somewhere.

Happy birthday, Samus!

wasn't he an Ace Combat fan who's angry we never get to fly on Samus' spaceship thing?

that's Samus from Metroid

I thought he was an Assassin's Creed fan that's upset that the Apple wasn't Samus in ball form.

Assassin's Creed fanboy. He's insane

/854411/7436af316b/
This is the key, all you need is the right door

I see

Is he the same faggot who raids Kill La Kill threads and pretends nobody is talking about the game, in a thread of people talking about the game and finding matches?

I know thumbnails can get swapped but I didn't know the full image can get replaced

get dabbed on

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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If his main issue or reasoning is waifu posting, then probably.

I haven't gotten the "duplicate file exists" message in years, despite posting the exact same image in multiple threads.

Well now it suddenly makes sense, because none of the posts he made in the thread were at all true or made sense.

I can't believe Ridley gets to fuck this

I like this bread

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>Just a week ago I thought I would never see posts complaining about the panda again
I'm so happy it's back, bros.

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Big asses transcend sexual orientation, user.

What the fuck you stole my image

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>Phoneposter is a newfag

Wow what a surprise.

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So Kojima remembered it?
Aww. that's so sweet of him

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I wish there was a doujin where Samus was fucked while still in the Varia suit.

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Duplicate file only applies to a single thread for years now, so you could post the same image in every single thread on the board if you wanted to.

>not a strapon
ruined

Seamus had all the balls. She murdered the dragons, and slayed the zoomers. now she descendered into tumorian to confront Mama Jama and explode the planete, but first she had to avoid getting sucked off

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OP here again. This is the picture I meant to post with this thread. The whole thing was supposed to be a shitpost I was just making real quick during my lunch break but it became so much more.

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Does it bother anyone else when the cock isn't the same tone as the body

You wouldn't have had over 100 replies on your original shitpost you fucking tard.
OP is obviously a fag.

Not really, my cock is a few shades darker than the rest of my body

Nice.

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I've only seen it once before but it does happen

Cocks generally have a darker tone than the rest of the skin, akin to the one of your forearms, the outher part I mean.

Yes, I'm glad mine is only like one or two shades off. Whites with burnt cocks freak me out.

God damn it

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What the fuck.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY METROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOID

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>best girl shares the same birthday as my bitchy coworker

what a shame

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Saw him derail a Xenoblade thread at the first post recently.

>jmoot cant into concurrency
All you need is a mutex in a singleton class that generates the timestamps

Or a counter that increases as an atomic operation

You got your shithole remodeled.

You got your shitty Kojimbo thread remodeled by moot, phoneposting newfag

I'm with ya

welcome to Yea Forums newfaggot

Your post got remodeled.

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uh oh
why do my balls hurt

I always found this funny but I went and read the actual source material and it's the best fap I've ever had

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Butcha's always great.

MOOOOOOOOOT

Based Gook Moot

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You'll never seen it comming

>Second time her shithole was remodeled, she ended up married with a Demonfucker

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Not as funny as Yea Forumss.

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He vehemently shits on Bayonetta and JRPGs in general

you deserve nothing less phone faggot

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So anything with a female mascot pretty much

Anything with over 3 hours of cutscenes. And yes, enemy turns and NPC dialogues are cutscenes.

So he hates anything that's not NSMB, as even the most basic platformers outside that have this for boss fights.

He's nutty, it's best not to try and suss it out. But with that, I don't think he has a problem with female leads, he has a problem with lewding them up. Which I personally don't care for lewd dumps as I haven't been turned on by 2D since I was a teen, so I'd rather just talk about the game. The difference is that I just ignore it while he'll spend hours sperging out about it.

Holy shit, what is this?
Newfag day?

Fuck lff retard

Bump

Wouldn't that mean that image already existed in or was going to be posted in Yea Forums thread

It's been this way since jewt, nobody WANTS to fix it because it's hilarious.

No fucking wonder this site got overran with shitposters forcing memes in every single thread, what a stupid change

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>tripfag
>can't even spell remodeled
•This user is underage

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fantastic work

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the absolute remodeled shithole of OP

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i always get a good kick outta this bug. thank you moot.

I feel like a newfag

>Implying people were not just opening in paint and making a unseeable change so they could repost it

Happens all the time

that image is outdated now both series are alive again

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Fuck I'm fucking dying over here holy shit
Happy bday Metroid

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hot sauce now pls

ava's demon
it's not porn

Phonefag posting in this based bread.

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Looks like Ava's Demon. It's not porn.

fuck

Posting in a based thread

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duh

>all the time
Full swaps are rare though

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across all boards, it happens more than you notice

You'll see him use a picture about good female video game characters and bad ones with Bayonetta in the bad group leading to a random person calling him out on putting her in there and the same argument about it's gameplay happening. IIRC I kept seeing this shit in Senran Kagura threads

NICE COLLISION YOU NERD

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based

that part where Samus shits out the X was almost if she was really shitting out her shit
this is why im an EFROchad

BASED

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Is that a cameltoe?

no she peed herself and she got out of suit to clean up

...

In English, egghead.

WHAT IT'S BACK!?

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say something nice about Samus's ass

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>Status of shithole:
>Remodeled

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It contains the dreams of millions.

Butthol taystee

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One of my favorites for sure, one day I hope he drops the sequel. He's been doing VNs and hentai lately so I seriously doubt he'll return back to doujins.

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It's what she and her series will be remembered for

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best thread on Yea Forums today

Until MP4 release, becoming the best selling metroid title.

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Include me in the screencap

>screaming and complaining about a boogeyman that isn't even in the thread

Hi ACfag

In all seriousness, was it not enough that you ruined 5 other metroid threads today by spamming zero suit porn? You had to ruin this one too? And then you complain when someone is sick of it?

No he wasn't in this thread, but he derailed the birthday thread before this one, the thread the post that fucked up this OP's post belonged to. When I posted the strawpoll 6 hours ago (created in the other thread) it was with the assumption he's make his way to this one too.

>he derailed the birthday thread
[citation needed]

you dont understand gibberish? Weird

I still credit Sakura Trick for helping the Seahawks win that year.

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I’m a different user but what exactly happened here and why is it newfag if you don’t know?

Around 1/2 - 3/4 through the thread he came in and started his bullshit. Wasn't as successful as he usually is, but an effort was made.

iSoys BTFO

based and tubepilled

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>start thread
>immediately see porn shit being spammed
>zero suit everywhere
>people larping about wanting to sniff Samus's farts

I'm sorry, who ruined the thread again?

SHORT HAIR SAMUS TUMMY

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Oh god I said I wasn’t gonna fap tonight

POST MORE SHORT HAIR

I'm not getting into it with your dumb ass any more today. I don't like the waifu shit either, but if you control your autism enough to look past it, you'll see there's actual discussion all throughout that thread and this one too. If you hate the Metroid threads here that much, fucking go somewhere else. We would all be really happy if you did. People tell you to fuck off in every thread you post in, not just Metroid ones. Do us all a favor and listen.

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this is a lie

Haha

They don't know

Short hair Samus is cute! CUTE!
I NEED MORE

>I'm not getting into it with your dumb ass any more today. I don't like the waifu shit either, but if you control your autism enough to look past it, you'll see there's actual discussion all throughout that thread and this one too.
Oh yeah, I saw the discussion, especially that guy who called me a "dumb nigger" because I said I preferred AM2R over SR. And I even made a point to say that in no way was SR a bad game. But I went against the hivemind, so I got shat on. Some "gameplay discussion" you've got there.

I mean I know about the patreon stuff but that's been gone for a long time

Too bad

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