What if Duke was gay?

What if Duke was gay?

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Duke Suckem

Dick Lickem

Ass fuckem

Duke's Fuke and Suke

>what if
come on now

He already is as long as Randy Shitford owns the right to him.
DICK SUCKEM

Somebody post the tranny from randy bo bandy pretending to be duke.

kek

Dick Milkem

He'd be fine with the aliens taking all the women to use as egg laying slaves.

If randy won't let go of the licence we will probably know

I'm surprised he isn't bi.

Don't think so. He figure out without women how can new hot guys be born?

The pigs would be literally fucked.

would homo duke be more or less offensive in current year?

If Duke was a fucking faggot there would be gay faggot strippers everywhere in the game and not one journalist or woman would bitch about it. Because those cunts are retarded and have double standards out the ass.

Pitchford will absolutely make him gay if he gets another game. Mark my words

He'd say
>Blow it up MY ass

If?

>what if Duke was gay
>what if
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Easy

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>BLOW IT IN MY ASS
>I'VE GOT BALLS TO SUCK
>IT'S TIME TO FUCK ASS AND SWALLOW FAGGOTSCUM, AND I'M ALL OUT OF CUM
>SEE YOU IN THE BACKROOM
>HMMM I'M GOING IN!
>I'M GONNA GET HEROIC HOMOSEX ON YOUR ASSES

spbp

Cloning duh.

Hail to the Queen baby

Based

I don't like this thread one bit. Randy please don't.

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nobody steals my dicks, and lives

Would Duke be a top or power bottom?

BLOW IT IN MY ASS

Both

SUCK DICK AND CRY

CHEW ASS

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