H-Hey guys!

H-Hey guys!
Guess what today is...
That's right, it's my birthday!..
L-Let's talk about Metroid ;_; Pls...

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Prime Trilogy HD when

Happy birthday user
I'm gonna go download Super Metroid and play it on my switch later now. Maybe this time around I can actually finish it

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>33 years old
>still no kids
Tick tock, Samus.

You're only good for your fat ass.

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Someone post Space Pirates to celebrate. I'm too lazy to dump but I can provide my collection so someone else can dump.
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>Update 1.5 is still a very long time off; redoing all the game's graphical assets will likely still take us over a year. Because of that, we've decided to create one final technical update before 1.5, because we don't want to hold people back from gameplay polish on account of graphics. There will likely still be some gameplay changes in 1.5, but this is intended to be the final major feature update.
>Several bosses are being polished/rebalanced(looking at you, Omegas and Zetas), many enemies have been resprited/have new behaviors, and Area 6 is undergoing major renovations.

reddit.com/r/AM2R/comments/cmma1r/happy_33rd_anniversary_were_happy_to_announce/

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Look how fucking fat it is

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gonna get back to AM2R soon
if Prime 4 is good it might just convince me to buy a Switch

Is Zero Mission the pinnacle of 2d Metroid?
Every time I replay that one it just feels so good.

Thirty three years of fat ass. Not gameplay, atmosphere or story, this is Metroid's legacy.

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>33 years old

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metroid prime 2 is the best prime game

I love both Super Metroid and Fusion so much, but it's hard to choose between the two.
Which is better in 4chans option?
I play that one today.

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>Tfw your favorite game series is as old as you are

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Super. Go play a rom hack.

I want to make Samus a mother.

happy birthday Samus. I hope Prime 4 will be good. even though I just played Prime 1.
Fusion is very good but it's too linear for my tastes.

Happy Birthday, bird lady!

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Fuck Metroid.

does she have games or is she just r34 material like wii fit trainer?

Happy Birthday Samus.

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Well if no one else is gonna post lewds.

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Fuck you

Is it vaporware?

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i want to

Then I will.

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Fucking sweet. Something else to look forward to besides X-Fusion.

Just try and stop me.

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BRO its my bday too. August 6 niggas where you at

I want Samus's but to expand, and for her to get strongfat

So where's MP4?

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She at least gets games and there's enough press around it that while Metroid might not get A-list franchise numbers like Mario, Pokemon, Splatoon, Animal Crossing, etc., you could see it as a prestige tentpole, hence all the hype around Metroid Prime 4 and fervent discussion with its development reset.
Hell, Wii Fit Trainer represents one of Nintendo's best selling hyper casual audience franchises.
You want to talk somebody being carried by memery in spite of lack of meaningful output, look at Captain Falcon.

ahem
prime>prime 2>AM2R>super>fusion>ZM>Prime 3>Samus Returns>Metroid 2>Prime Hunters>Metroid>>>>>>>>>>>>>FedForce/MOM

Celebrating Metroid by blasting rope is perfectly legit too.

I know it's what I'm gonna do.

Cool.
I had no idea this was still going past 1.1

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If you're gonna replay Super Metroid I suggest this hack
metroidconstruction.com/hack.php?id=357

remove mole

Nintendo axed the original studio that was doing mp4. They asked Retro studios to take over and start from scratch. The previous studio handling mp4 has still remain unnamed.

Now I'm just talking out of my ass here but I think the original devs tried to make a 2d game with actual sprites and nintendo just had an annuerism and fired them on the spot.

Fans have been updating it for years. There's stuff like built-in randomizers, higher bitrate OST, new game plus, extra difficulty mode, and bug fixes

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Shit this sounds great. Thanks.

the only thing that bugged me about AM2R is that Samus's sprites look like they're ripped straight from other stuff

Are they ever gonna give her original sprites?

based

>Space Jin

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Yet another year Nintendo don't care

Damn

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>the game who shall not be named is crossed out
Nice. Happy birthday metroid.

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>33
Samus is an old hag!

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would let her crush my balls

If we're lucky we'll get something for the 35th anniversary. If not, we'll get something the 50th but no later then that

>Nintendo finally acknowledges Metroid and decides to do something for it's anniversary
>It announces Metroid Other M HD
How would you react?

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bowser will get a mean email

The original studio was a team within or broken off from Bandai Namco. There is absolutely no way it was going to be sprite-based or 2D with the Prime name. But let's say even if it was, though, that would have been something decided very early on, it wouldn't have just been a surprise to Nintendo higher ups however long it was between the teaser and the cancellation. That's not how large-scale game development and publishing works.

mommy-tier

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Could Other M be salvaged with a remix that rewrites/guts the plot and changes bits of the gameplay?

>AM2R released 3 years ago

Has it really been that long already?

I think it's far too gone to salvage. You'd have to redo a solid 75% of the game from the ground up to fix it.

>still no kids
The entire Metroidvania genre, user.

my exact reaction

At that point just make a new fucking game.

There's a lot of shit wrong with Other M, but I think the worst thing it's done is make Nintendo apprehensive about making another third person 3D Metroid title.

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Nigger 90% of Other M's issues are from the story.
EVEN if you fix the shitty controls you'll still be taking fire damage until Adam authorizes the Varia Suit.

>look at Captain Falcon.
bit sad. they should have put him in mario kart or some shit

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ENOUGH MOPING
>Favorite game
>Second favorite
>Favorite area
>Favorite track
>Favorite boss
>Favorite suit
>Favorite item

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Why there's almost zero mechandise of this fantastic Nintendo series?
I want Chozo decorations and stuff too, dammit.

tfw can't beat that game because of a bug and too lazy to redo everything on PC

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Mario Kart is for important Nintendo franchises.

>The protag of La-Mulana and Iconoclasts have named fathers but no mothers
>Lemeza's daughter is blonde and so are Robin and Elro.
You might be onto something.

Is it bad that one of the raddest Metroid moments I remember is the failed escape sequence from AM2R?
Never played Prime but is the segment where you lose the suit's upgrades something like that or it's just a cutscene?

I suddenly felt a sting in my balls.

because the only place anyone has ever heard of it is the internet

In the first Prime game you start on a station with some upgrades, and when it's exploding you enter a room where some debris flies at you and wipes out your upgrades. The moment where you get hit is a cutscene but you're playing for the rest of it.

>Favorite game
Super
>Second favorite
Fusion
>Favorite area
Brinstar Green
>Favorite track
Brinstar Green
>Favorite boss
Crocomire
>Favorite suit
Zero
>Favorite item
Charge shot

Happy bday
She's canonically 25 as of Fusion.

Yeah I didn't much like the moment and I'd call it extremely shoehorned to the point of badness.

Why?
Didn't it subvert your expectations :^)

>tfw I keep forgetting Metroid's anniversary is on my birthday

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>Favorite boss
>Crocomire

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>>Favorite game
Prime!
>>Second favorite
Fusion
>>Favorite area
Elysia
>>Favorite track
Too many to name so Im just gonna go with what I feel like now
youtu.be/Q52n4_oq0EQ
>>Favorite boss
Meta Ridley
>>Favorite suit
Light Suit or SR Gravity Suit
>>Favorite item
Scan Visor

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what the fuck? where can i download this?

In Prime 1 you have a lot of your abilities at the start while you're escaping an exploding space station, you get a cutscene where you lose your powers, but then proceed to play the rest of it and land on the planet.

Prime 2 I think is the same way but with the Ing, and Prime 3 you start with a bunch of abilities and don't lose anything majorly, you just gain access to new stuff due to Phazon corruption.

It sure did.

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Should I get it, lads?

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>Favorite Game
Prime 3
>Second Favorite
Prime 1/Super
>Favorite Area
Pirate Homeworld
>Favorite Track
Lower Norfair/Phendrana Drifts
>Favorite Boss
Phazon Meta Ridley/Quadraxis
>Favorite Suit
Phazon Suit (Full Corruption)/Phazon Suit
>Favorite Item
Acid Beam/Annihilator Beam (I love the concepts)

Sexual appeal aside, Samus is a really cool character. Her series deserves better.

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>Favorite game
Super
>Second favorite
Prime 1
>Favorite area
Lower Brinstar
>Favorite track
Lower Brinstar
>Favorite boss
Toss up: Nightmare or Phantoon from Other M
>Favorite suit
Light
>Favorite item
Space jump

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Yes, it's the best Metroid in years, it's not the same game entirely and there are issues with it, but its the best one we've had in ages.

If you've time to kill, sure. It's a very okay Metroid game.

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>Favorite game
prime 2
>Second favorite
fusion
>Favorite area
elysia
>Favorite track
youtube.com/watch?v=XuPJm2XQT0A
>Favorite boss
quadraxis
>Favorite suit
light suit
>Favorite item
annihilator beam

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SELF DESTRUCT ACTIVATEEEED

How did Samus got reduced to a buttslut?

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Play NEStroid, you zoomers

Smash Community being a bunch of fat disgusting otaku

i've played NEStroid numerous times
it never gets better

you're the reason why zss was a bad idea

By having literally a fucking taser as the only canon weapon. Be thankful Sakurai thought of the high-heel combat sneakersâ„¢

>The original studio was a team within or broken off from Bandai Namco
This was never actually confirmed, it's just what a few 'leakers' claimed, none of which had perfect track records. We'll most likely never know who was actually working on it.

>Pirate Homeworld
Cool, I always felt the homeworld was underrated

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I've played every Metroid you faggot.

Reminder you should check out both Harmony of a Hunter albums.
youtube.com/watch?v=M86Zi8sa-j4
youtube.com/watch?v=Av2Onxmh24w

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t. Bad at the game

>Metroid anniversary thread
>it's just fucking waifu trash

How the mighty have fallen. Almost certain 95% of the people in this thread have never been in the same room as a Metroid game.

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who cares? it won't be as good without the ir motion control anyway.

Sorry I didnt like it

didn't your mother ever teach you not to make assumptions? i'm not bad at the game, the game is just not good

i wanna get into metroid.
whats the best game to start?
Is the manga worth reading in case i haven´t played the games?

Super.

Let's discuss the latest metroid news, then.
OH

You would basically be making a brand new game. The vast majority of the areas are completely linear with the only deviations being for upgrades you don't need (Which are also more or less in the same room), there's no real major backtracking, you can't really speed boost properly even if you did edit things up a bit, and major upgrades are tied to Adam telling Samus she can use them so there's no puzzle solving to even get those. You could cull Adam completely and have Samus arriving to a GF compound with dead soldiers everywhere and have her regain her abilities, but again, you're essentially making a brand new game here that would be so far divorced from Other M.

>Favorite game
Fusion (please don't (you) me)
>Second favorite
Zero misssion
>Favorite area
Kraid's lair
>Favorite track
Kraid's lair (zero mission)
>Favorite boss
Kraid
>Favorite suit
Gravity
>Favorite item
Super bomb.

Super or Zero Mission.

just play in release order

Zero Mission is a remake of the first game, cant go wrong with that
After that you're pretty much free to continue with Super or Prime 1 as you wish

You're not wrong, but it's too late now. This is the timeline we live in.

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Then talk about it.
Or are you going to just bitch and whine for the next 5 hours?

I absolutely love the Homeworld. The aesthetic of it, this weird set of technology where you're still not quite seeing it all, the acid raining down and how they all have to run in hide. It kind of makes me think they live on a very Venus like planet (just more acid than lava/heat), and that is what has forced them to survive and grow in technology. It's really interesting, I always appreciated the Pirates actually being intelligent rather than a magic stupid hivemind that apparently can't function without Chozo Tech/Mother Brain (I always found that stupid personally).

super
prime
brinstar
Brinstar Overgrown with Vegetation Area
sm final boss
grav suit
screwattack

Sure, but it could be damn solid with the existing motion controls.

I don't see why people can't fap to Samus being sexy in a Zero Suit but also respect her character and enjoy her games.

is am2r worth playing if I've already played Samus Returns?

Super, Zero Mission or Fusion are all pretty good starting points. Prime if you're more interested in the the 3D games, although you should try both 2D and 3D eventually. None of the stuff outside the games themselves are necessary.

>There's a lot of shit wrong with Other M, but I think the worst thing it's done is make Nintendo apprehensive about making another third person 3D Metroid title.
It's also made the fanbase paranoid, superstitious, and generally miserable to interact with.

I miss how the Metroid fanbase was back around 2007. Everyone was riding high off of Prime 3, we still thought Metroid Dread was just around the corner, and the fanart was still good because Smash Bros Brawl hadn't yet opened the floodgates for secondaries.

Yes.

Is Other M a prequel or a sequel to Fusion? A prequel, right?

Just make a game after Fusion that ignores everything in OM.

>Favorite game
Prime

>Second favorite
I go back and forth between Super, Prime 2, and Samus Returns.

>Favorite area
Phendrana Drifts. Sanctuary Fortress is awesome too. For 2D stuff I really like Areas 5 and 7 in Samus Returns as well as Brinstar in Super as a whole.

>Favorite track
Phendrana Drifts and the first phase of Samus Returns' Ridley theme, but there's a lot.

>Favorite boss
Ridley most of the time, especially in Prime and Samus Returns. Quadraxis is great as well.

>Favorite suit
Samus Returns Gravity.

>Favorite item
I really like the Screw Attack, Power Bomb, and Spider Ball. Space Jump, Super Missiles, and Plasma Beam are great too.

>I don't want to play a free good game

That is a weird question. Could you rephrase it better?

I like just how industrialized it is. The pirates literally covered the entire planet with machines and mining, its the perfect combination to their obsessive megalomania we've seen in the past two primes

I did, it sucks. super is the real first metroid game

Those heels will never not be retarded

She's 193 cm/6'3"

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Not a single peep on ANY Nintendo twitter account, they really can't give a fuck.

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No one gives a shit about the Manga except the autists that get mad at the other autists that say Samus has no personality
Go release order, if you're too much of a casual then start at Super
DO NOT START WITH ZERO MISSION YOU FUCKING RETARD
Zero Mission is the latest Metroid game so it has the best gameplay of the series. Going from ZM to Fusion or Super is extremely retarded and you'll miss ZM's streamlined-ness.
Primes are side-stories so it doesn't matter when you play them. Other M is irrelevant and shit, don't play it. Samus Returns went places and it might be a hit or miss. You can try that or AM2R. Doesn't matter anyway because Super Metroid's intro will explain what happens there.

Terrible advice. The first two have not aged well and would likely just put off newcomers.

>After fusion
>Samus is now a wanted criminal for blowing up the space station together with a weird metroid project of the federation.

Might be cool.

context is important

Prime 2
Metroid II
Tallon Overworld
youtube.com/watch?v=Oo7vLxYNL0g
It surprises me how much I listen to that track. It's so soothing.
SA-X
Light Suit
Charge shot

Play zero mission first. Then AMR2.

After that, feel free to explore the Prime series.

Happy Birthday Metroid series

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It's better than SR, so you're doing yourself a disservice by not doing it.

AM2R and Metroid II are worth playing.

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Why would you ever play the GB Metroid 2 over Samus Returns?

What I love is that they still have ducts and morph ball areas, which reminds me of their ships in Zero Mission in which they're crawling through them. Especially to get to certain areas. It's like they're extremely paranoid of things, which is generally true, even without Samus those things would still be present.

I'd love to see High Command one day, I'm pretty sure Ridley is part of it off of memory, but I'd love to see a proper High Command or Pirate Leader.

This pic is so close to perfect except
>no tail
also Holo is like 500 ...

Hasn't been that tall since 2010 my man. She's a womanlet now.

Atmosphere that SR completely misses.

>that ignores everything in OM
That's funny because absolutely fucking nothing happens in Other M.
Other M solely exists because some autistic retard must have asked "where did the frozen Ridley corpse from Fusion come from if Ridley not only fell in lava, but that planet blew the fuck up?"

Men can't respect what they want to fuck. If they want to fuck it that means it is automatically inferior to them.

Happy birthday Metroid.
Really wish they'd give me a Prime trilogy HD for your birthday...or gave a fuck at all.

You act like Metroid 1 and 2 were complex, story-driven games. Super explains enough of everything in its intro. If anything, replace 2 with AM2R and go from there. I consider the first game completely skippable these days. Not a bad game, just not necessary for someone new to the series.

not what i meant

cool

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Why isn't Samus in her birthday suit to celebrate?

cos it's a better game.

OM makes Fusion seem retarded in retrospect because why would Samus trust the Federation? Its like the same exact story beats.

There's an Other M hack that improves the game quite a bit and makes it tolerable.
First by allowing you to play on a proper controller and using missiles in 3rd person, then touching on the textures (to tone down some of the harsher color schemes and neat stuff like an ACTUAL FUCKING GRAVITY SUIT), plus it replaces the very lackluster OST with remixes of various metroid themes, various tweaks like that.

It's objectively the best way to play the game if you wanna do it for completion's sake but don't hate yourself

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pretty sure it was never real. it was the codename they gave to a random project that never went past the spitball stages

She is 193cm in my head cannon, and I refuse to accept any other alternatives.

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It's a prequel yes, it takes place in between Super and Fusion.
Other M is actually Sakurai's pet project and what he wanted to actually do with Fusion.

With that said, there are parts of the game that are beneficiary to the overall lore. Primarily Samus' teenage years during the Federation and her sassiness and connection to Adam. It actually gave a sense of her learning that she isn't all powerful and that people will die whether she is around or not. That at least was interesting, and generally seeing a human homeworld for once.

I can't hate entirely on Other M for those things at least.

I love nostalgia posts like this.

when you have nothing to argue with just use vague nothing words like "atmosphere" or "soul" lol.

imagine claiming a black and white gameboy game had "atmosphere" KEK

I respect sneedposters more than you.

I feel that Corruption ended the whole phazon arc that the trilogy had in very clean way. What is prime 4 going to be about?

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Sylux, apparently.

>beneficial to the lore
>her connection to Adam
You mean the thing that ruined her character? Oh boy we really needed to see Samus burning alive before Adam gave her permission to use the Varia suit, adds so much to her character.

Just finally played through Super Metroid after years of putting it off. Only games I played before that were Prime 1 and 2. Should I head for Fusion next?

Wasn't there hints that there were still Phazon Meteorites across the galaxy? Also Prime 3 clearly shows that Prime 4 and a new trilogy would be about Sylux and his grudge against the GF.

aren't they essentially the only government entity in civilized space and pay most of her bills? I don't think she has many other options if she wants to legally murder space pirates

Obligatory, since someone mentioned other m.

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>wedge fucking high heels

This will never stop being absolutely fucking retarded.

happy birthday user

That isn't what I said at all. Not sure how you got that at all from what I said in any way, but congratulations I suppose.

honestly makes no sense. she should be 30, she looks like a 30 year old.

I'm not saying never play 1 or 2, I'm saying they could leave a bad first impression for someone new to the series and cause them to not even bother making it to Super, or really even 2 for that matter.

Looking good

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>I love nostalgia posts like this.
Nothing nostalgia-fueled by my post. Your assuming makes you look like a prick, though. Good job.
>when you have nothing to argue
user asked
>Why would you ever play the GB Metroid 2 over Samus Returns?
I said atmosphere. Atmosphere is important in entertainment. Do you disagree with this notion?
>imagine claiming a black and white gameboy game had "atmosphere" KEK
There is more optimism and hope in Metroid II's variant of the hatchling theme than in SR.
youtube.com/watch?v=PR64PdQYz_k
youtube.com/watch?v=fgxl2Kh8I04
To date the most poignant Metroid ending.

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>With that said, there are parts of the game that are beneficiary to the overall lore. Primarily Samus' teenage years during the Federation and her sassiness and connection to Adam.
Your words, retard

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i think it's important to experience the bad in order to truly appreciate the good

>oh nice
>those fucking wedge heels
nigger what

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Not retarded exactly (it's supposed to be a rogue branch of the Federation), but very repetitive since the exact same thing happens twice in a row.

Fool me once, etc.
It's amazing how fucking clueless they were regarding how stupid the timeline looks with OM.
Yet another reason why having OM be placed BEFORE Zero Mission would have made much more sense.

>Game
Super Metroid
>Second Favorite
Tie between Prime 1 and Zero Mission
>Favorite Area
Phenandra Drifts
>Favorite Track
Lower Norfair/Magmoor Caverns
>Favorite Boss
Ridley in pretty much any game is the highlight
>Favorite Suit
Samus Return's Varia Suit and Zero Suit are what Samus should look like in and out of her suit from now on. Shame they didnt use them in Smash. Sakurai doesnt seem to care for Metroid too much compared to other franchises
>Favorite item
Screw Attack

I mean, after super why not

the baby

30 year old women do not look as good as Samus. With that said, she was a teenager during her time with the Federation, I believe 18 during NES Metroid, 21 during the Prime trilogy, around 23 or so during Super, 24 during II, and 25 during Fusion.

>Favorite game
Prime Trilogy. It is indeed one game with three in it.
>Second favorite
Super Metroid or Fusion.
>Favorite area
Pirate Homeworld or Elyisa
>Favorite track
I can't pick between the three
youtube.com/watch?v=LudFV61zsaw
youtube.com/watch?v=eZGvBEDo5vk
youtube.com/watch?v=Q9ieYLHc1fQ
>Favorite boss
Nightmare or Phantoon.
>Favorite suit
Light Suit. No second guessing here.
>Favorite item
Powerbomb.

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While I'm pretty sure this is concept art from MercurySteam. Sakamoto did it first in Other M concept art, the same Sakamoto that put in Zero Mission's Zero Suit concept that she shouldn't wear heels so she could run properly.

Gonna play some Prime

I will never not be mad at Sakurai for deciding that Zero Suit Samus was a good idea for a second Metroid rep. Even the additions of Ridley and Dark Samus don't completely make up for it.

You got a new 2D game like a year ago, and you have a AAA high budget game coming next year, why are metroid fags so whiny

Cute!

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Sure, but there's no need to do it right out of the gate.

what happens if the bad puts off the person so much they skip the good though user?

>Should I head for Fusion next?
Sure, Fusion's good. The first two are worth checking out at some point too.

What but the chozo/metroid DNA?, I bet those stupid smash fans have something to do with this, she supposed to be an enhanced human with dna from the chozo, 193 cm and 90kg of badass.

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I hate the way they keep samus smaller she went from 6'0 to 5'4

their loss

trying to appear persecuted is very trendy nowadays

Sakamoto wasn't the concept artist for Zero Mission. He ignored the advice of whoever was for his pathetic waifu fantasy.

he's fucking dead bros...

nice gatekeeping

we want more.

Can't help but notice a lack of TUUUUUUBES here.

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>Who you calling a bimbo, user? I'll crush your fucking nuts
What did she mean by this?

It started off as a mere transformation which was pretty cool, though.

Exactly the kind of person who shouldn't be recommending anything.

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The Phazon trilogy is definitely over, Prime is just a carry over title at this point to indicate that the game is a first person 3D Metroid title (which has kind of been true ever since Hunters).

feathery pubes

What does that have to do with her being ordered by Adam as an ADULT during Other M? Her connection to Adam during her teenage years is directly proportional to what we know of Fusion, and primarily through Adam's brother, which actually gave her a reason of again as I stated, "She isn't all powerful". That is what is good about that, that she grows up and stops being a sassy teenager when someone she cares about dies, that is actually good and was handled well, the rest of Other M, her blindly listening to Adam over survival, everything about Ridley, etc. is bad.

Just because Other M is a largely bad game doesn't mean that there are things that can be taken from it that showed promise towards and overall characterization standpoint and world building in regards to the way Samus is, why she chooses to act alone, etc. So stop trying to spin my narrative into something I didn't say at all in order to fit your agenda, you sound like Kotaku.

>30 year old women do not look as good as Samus.

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Zero Suit Samus is cool and a fun concept in Smash of seeing just how dangerous Samus really is even without being a walking military spending budget.

The heels added in Smash 4 are dumb as shit though, at least they turned down some of the weeb fanservice in Ult by making her /fit/ and not a bimbo

>Just because Other M is a largely bad game doesn't mean that there are things that can be taken from it that showed promise towards and overall characterization standpoint
Her relationship with Adam is not one of those things.

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I actually went back to my Super file because of this.
It's still the king, second only to Samus Returns

I can't imagine taste this bad.

When was Samus part of the Army? She was raised by the Chozo on Zebes, given her power suit, and then I guess there was a gap between then and Metroid 1? Was she using her Chozo tech in the Army? I don't understand the timeline?

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I don't understand how the same guy who wrote and directed Super, Fusion and ZM made Other M. What happened?

Sauce

6'4 samus best samus

Again, during her TEENAGE years, which is like a total of TWO cutscenes in the entire game, her pointing her thumb down and being a general asshole (like wee already knew in Fusion), and him saving her life knowing she'd just die too if she went to help his brother, and her growing the fuck up and leaving the GF for it.

Those are what is good, not anything else. You're going to have to learn how to read.

Based.

>Other M is actually Sakurai's pet project and what he wanted to actually do with Fusion.

Sakamoto did Other M, not Sakurai

I like SR over RoS but let's not get carried away

I do want these devs to have another crack at the franchise and deliver a more polished game - even if it gets a modest budget.
Now that the 3DS is out of the way, they have no excuse to cut corners.

Fusion is a linear moviegame.
Before Nintendo went full retard with Other M and Fed Force, Fusion was the black goat of the franchise.

It's good, but those things weight it down.

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You have to understand, Sakamoto had ALWAYS envisioned Samus as the character we see in Other M. He says so in interviews he gave around it's release. She was always that person to him. The 2D games just never had the ability to convey that properly, so it wasn't obvious then. The Primes were handled by Retro with Tanabe overseeing them, he had very little to do with them, and if he did he probably would have tried to force it there. For Sakamoto, Other M wasn't some dramatic shift away from an established characterization; she was always like that in his mind.

You know that's what he meant

I actually hadn't played the Prime games until recently, when an user in a 3x3 thread recommended them. They're pretty great.

This. I certainly don't dislike Fusion and enjoyed my time with it, but I don't understand why it so frequently gets listed as people's favorite or even second favorite in the series. Is it just the case of it being the first game a lot of people played?

>Zero Suit Samus is cool and a fun concept in Smash of seeing just how dangerous Samus really is even without being a walking military spending budget.
Except that's exactly what the original zero suit segment in Zero Mission does, but with more subtlety. The whole point of it was to show that, even when she's without her power suit and can't even take on a single space pirate mook in direct combat without getting bodied, she's just as dangerous thanks to her other skills, namely her stealth abilities and intelligence.

what a dumbass

Never played a Metroid game and I’m not about to play all of them. Which one is THE UNDISPUTED BEST one that even a fortnite zoomed will enjoy so I can play that one.

Why is the idea of a large space dragon leading a species of space pirates so good?

Super or Prime 1

>Favorite game
Super
>Second favorite
Prime 2 maybe
>Favorite area
Sanctuary Fortress
>Favorite track
Kraid's Lair though I have a soft spot for the original Metroid Queen's theme
>Favorite boss
Metroid Prime
>Favorite suit
Varia
>Favorite item
Screw Attack

Cause he looks cool

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Happy birthday mr metroid !

KyoAni 2.0

Super for 2D
Prime for 3D

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>SPACEJIN

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lmfao

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It's okay

That's Zero Suit Samus from Smash, not metroid.

God going from Zero Mission and Fusion to Super Metroid is tough. I think I have started and stopped my playthough of it 3 times now.

how often does Samus have sex???

Sure. I played it again this year and still liked it

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It's alright.
But I personally prefer "In your Prime" from OCRemix.

>this is the level of posts in Metroid threads now

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>never been able to play the prime games because the first person bobbing/view always gives me migraines

How do I fix this? It only seems to happen in prime, but other FPS games I’m fine

Crocomire is cute!
youtu.be/ONxKm8uApSc?t=37

You goddamn know the answer is never

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Given all we know is Retro restarted from scratch, what do you think Prime 4 is gonna do to make itself stand out?

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What are some other cool sci-fi tropes for Metroid to follow?
We already had:
>Xenomorphs
>corrupting alien virus

What's next?

Another year has gone by...

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It's a really sad moment when you realize all the cool metroid lore is all plot devices and they have no idea what they're doing.

>Why is Samus' suit so powerful?
>"Space wizard birds did it."
>How come she finds power ups in every game?
>"The space wizard birds went everywhere. They're super advanced."
>Then wouldn't everyone use those?
>"Only Samus can, because they gave her space wizard bird blood."
>Why-
>"Because she's an orphan, that's never been done before."
>Why don't the birds deal with all this bad shit if they're so cool and advanced?
>"They can't, they've uh, disappeared mysteriously, all of them."

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NINTENDO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT METROID FANS.

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Cakemus would be great though

Well it’s a Nintendo game so it’s not going to be the graphics like prime

i have a crush on samus

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user wat these are albums. Those are samples. In Your Prime is a single track.
youtube.com/watch?v=pRLm6NIHuuI
youtube.com/watch?v=PCa1TgzCXBs

>Yes, it's the best Metroid in years
it's the only metroid in years :(

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Fusion was my first and i still love it, but after playing the rest its flaws are pretty apparent.

Honestly I kind of like it. It's impressive how the lore has generally been consistent despite the fact that they've been writing it by the seat of their pants.

>Zero Mission is the latest Metroid game so it has the best gameplay of the series.
Wrong

Federation Force Switchmake when?
Luigi's Mansion 3 proves NLG got unfucked and isnt playing around anymore

how would you fix Federation Force as a side title like Hunters?

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Well fuck. I guess Retro really is the only team to have built a stable and coherent glue for the franchise.

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Hopefully just focus on keeping the environments and set pieces interesting, as well as keeping the pace of everything smooth. It's a pretty solid formula already, so if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Switch or not, it's has potential to be, and likely will be, leaps and bounds ahead of Prime 3 in terms of graphics. I just hope it doesn't get in the way of the overall creative, unique art design the previous games had.

POST TUBES

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MY NUT
MY FUCKING NUT
IT HURTS

They hate Metroid fans but they will give sugar to Samus sycophants.

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mediafire.com/file/7ulrab1e60s0k0z/Zero_Pirate.zip/file

Enjoy some Sammy anons

have you guys tried chatting with Space Jin?
he geeks out alot whenever you talk about Metroid Prime with him. Nice lad.

>kids

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What's the new art style gunna be like? Thought it looked perfect already

1 or 2?

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I'd swap super and fusion, put Samus returns below metroid 2

>they both have the mole

Fuck off.

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Fusion Samus everyday.

Cringe

Liam, who was correct on Metroid Dread rumors, also backed that Bandai Nanco Singapore was doing MP4
also the LinkedIn profiles were dugged up by Doctre64 pointing that they were doing MP4.

>tfw no doujins about cute ayy girls wanting to touch Samus' abs
It's not fair, bros.

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Post milf Samus

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Zero Suit is tacky, even if the other one is more revealing it at least looks like normal underwear.

can you pls stop posting

Its mediocre. Play AM2R or the original

>tfw no non-furry TiTS

the second she took her helmet off in the first game she epitomized tits or gtfo. it was completely irrelevant that she was a hot blonde, but they made it important, so obviously people were going to sex her up

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Hayashi is never going touch Metroid or Ninja Gaiden again after that shit show that was NG3
Razor's Edge still sucks btw

There should be more cosplays like this

t. GamingBrit

Samus would be be a good wife and mother, I feel

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Die.

burd teef

The franchise is not in a state where I'd like to get side spin-offs. Leave that to Mario and Pokemon.

>32nd
Cake or old hag?

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33 year old

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Feather pubes

i dont like copy pasted rooms

>Favorite game
Echoes
>Second favorite
Prime 1
>Favorite area
Phendrana Drifts
>Favorite track
Emperor Ing 2
>Favorite boss
Quadraxis
>Favorite suit
Varia
>Favorite item
Screw Attack

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>t.zoomer

Make it Metroid Prime: Pirate Platoon instead

The tile artist has a twitter with screenshots, but I can't find it.

I have the exact opposite problem.
Fps without head bobbing just feels like amateur indieshit

>she a womanlet because of ripped in game models
>SR manual changed nothing from his originally stated height
okay retards

i don't care about metroid
im just here to save the lewd images and leave

Left’s body with right’s face and hair

man shut the fuck up

What is this

question: does Samus age like a normal person or does being a space person/having bird DNA change that

>boss reworks for Omega and Zeta Metroids

FINALLY! As cool as they are, they can get a bit repetitive. Thank OP for this thread. Now I'm gonna start another playthrough of AM2R to celebrate Metroid's thirtieth anniversary.

Need more Samus snu snu art.

>le soul XD
>atmosphere can be bunked to liking the Other M cutscene effort
and still inferior graphically and gameplay wise to SR
you are better off playing Wario Land 3 instead

youtube.com/watch?v=h-9SxrEm1a8

What would a human/X hybrid be like, anyway? Would it even be a hybrid?

Anyone else tired of seeing Samus as a Federation agent? I want to see her do stuff by herself and work as an actual bounty hunter.

>A lotta zebesian cock for hired bounty hunter!
It's a romcom, user.

Still haven't played other m. Is it worth playing if only to have an opinion on it?

I wish I looked exactly like Samus

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If it's just that "remodeled shithole" comic, I don't see why you'd make a .rar when every panda knockoff has it.

that's fucking impressive

Based

Its a lot more than that user

incel federation insurrector with reverse allusions to post-Metroid 2 events
Prime 5 will be about an ex-Pirate and Prime 6 will be about an despised empire

Need more Stronk Sammy.

I hope 1.4.4 for AM2R comes out soon. Getting kinda sick of seeing the same rehashed Zero Suit Shit in every Metroid thread.

Hap burt

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

this

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Should be the standard for Metroid porn.

Soipost

how does it feel whining and bitching also helped Animal Crossing of all things too?

Japs confuse bounty hunters with glorified super heroes for some reason.

She did her own thing in Prime 2 which was nice, it even introduced new species with their own lore.
Id like more too.

Can you stop posting buff samus

it looks wrong, shes supposed to be a bimbo

Interesting question actually.
Personally, I feel the offspring would be more akin to a clone

see

I wish you did too, user

Right, only faggots and sperglords hate ZSS and the mole.

You may not like it, but this is what a peak form Chadmus looks like.

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no

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If you want a bimbo with no muscle mass, you're welcome to go play a cinematic experience like a JRPG or something. They'll even let you skip the gameplay since you hate that so much.

>The original studio was a team within or broken off from Bandai Namco
THANK GOD
FUCK BANDAI

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>samus is a cake
heh

All I hope for is that the next Metroid cuts down on Zero Suit Samus. It's just such an unnecessary tumor on the series.

Cringe

>No mole
DOUBLE cringe

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>and Pokemon
at this point, Pokemon should just stop getting new generations and live with spinoffs.

if you read the recent interviews, you will agree that Ohmori and Masuda is much more worse than pre-SR Sakamoto and pre-LM3 Tanabe

I'd say yes. I finished it and even like some of it, but it definitely has a lot of problems, as well as baffling design and plot choices. As a Metroid fan I hated it, but in a vacuum as its own game it's like a 5 or 6/10.

Wrong, Prime 2/3 Varia is objectively the best the suit has ever looked.

>contributes nothing to the thread but slut bait
>accuses others of cringe

I'm curious to see what you DON'T consider cringe.

>Favorite game
Prime 2
>Second favorite
Super
>Favorite area
Phendrana Drifts
>Favorite track
Sanctuary Fortress and Red Brinstat
>Favorite boss
Quadraxis
>Favorite suit
Light Suit
>Favorite item
Screw Attack or Speed Booster

>I don't understand why it so frequently gets listed as people's favorite or even second favorite in the series.
Because it's easy and doesn't take any level of mastery to beat.

>tfw Other M ruined the chance for young Samus

As god intended

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Thanks user, maybe if enough people wish for it it'll become true

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I hope they put more Zero Suit in to trigger autists like you.

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lol

Metroid is such a cute girl. Where can I find a real life Metroid girl bros?

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>What did you said?

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Oh goody, ACfag is here

Yeah, give me fusion and super metroid samus

>New surprise announcement from Nintendo for Metroid's birthday today
>A NEW Metroid project!
>It's a live action Metroid film staring award-winning actress Brie Larson as Samus!

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You're going to love this. Trust me!
What youre seeing now is my normal state

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There's literally porn shit right above your post. What makes that okay to post, but my posts aren't okay?

This is a super samus

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One of the few reliefs in this world I have is the knowledge this will never happen.

Use the Samus Returns design, instead.

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and this is what's known as a Samus that has ascended past a Super Samus. Or, you can call this Super Samus 2

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and THIS
IS TO GO
EVEN FURTHER
BEYOND

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAM

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how do i roll Legendary Bounty Hunter Samus?

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and THIS is Super Samus 4! We don't talk about it, it's not canon

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What an absolute madlad, I refuse to believe he's finally dead

Oh yeah bro her giving him the thumbs down was really great character development

Are you fucking serious?

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>Metroid
>gays and fujos
if this was Star Fox, this would be true

I want him to stay dead for the next Metroid. I just don't get why we need him in every single game. Does Bowser appear in every Mario game? SMB2 American version exists, as does Mario versus Donkey Kong.

AM2R and SR are very different games. I liked both for what they had.

Ridley hasnt appeared in every metroid game either

They're probably clone him again somepoint down the line

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what was Teke's secret twitter again?
she forgot to tell me when i politely got her okay ;v;

Is pretty good but carries the linearity of the original along some issues like the copypasted enemies and lack of bosses other than two new ones not in the GB version. Melee counter is not as invasive as people think because you get Ice Beam early which is superior to deal with enemies and the presentation is gorgeous. 360° aiming takes a bit to get used to but is very useful and gives you so much control over your shooting.

Give it a try, I even beat it at 0% because I enjoyed it a lot.

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>Favorite game
Echoes
>Second favorite
Metroid II
>Favorite area
Sky Temple
>Favorite track
Rundas' theme
>Favorite boss
Rundas
>Favorite suit
Light Suit
>Favorite item
Screw Attack always and forever. Spider Ball in Metroid II is a solid second, and the Annihilator Beam is the best weapon.

>Fusion used to be viewed as the black sheep movie game that gave Samus too much unwanted character
Man what a time that was

Underrated post.

Hopefully about a different kind of threat than space pirates and Ridley

NOOOOOOOOOOO THEY CENSORED HER BRO

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They're trying to retcon him into every Metroid for some really stupid reason. Look at Metroid 2. And look at how close we came to having Ridley in Prime 2. If we ever get a Prime Trilogy HD version for the Switch, you can bet they'll shoehorn him in.

And I don't have a problem with him. I just want some time away from him. If ganon was shoved into every zelda game for no reason, we wouldn't have link's awakening, or the oracle games (separated), or Majora's Mask.

Sanctuary Fortess, not Sky Temple. Couldn't remember the name.

If I wasn't busy I'd post all my tuuube pics since this thread is lacking that right now.

>Nerfed her tits
>Nerfed her ass
>Suit is now ugly and washed out instead of slick and shiny

Major nerfs all around

Please, anything to drown out the Zero slut trash.

>happy drunk
>sad drunk
>angry drunk

because's he fucking cool and his fights are awesome
the main reason he was in Prime 3 and SR was for fanservice

Prime 2 remains the only Ridleyless Metroid to exist
but dont be surprise thet add Dark Ridley as a secret boss in the Trilogy HD remake

ZSS is the only reason Samus has even a smidgen of popularity these days. The last time Metroid was ever relevant was when people were crying about ZSS in high-heels.

>MP4
>Next
HA. At best we'll get a cinematic trailer

He's probably dead but he'll most likely just come back anyway, somehow
>Phantoon became the space pirate leader after Super Metroid
>He uses his spooky powers to just rip Ridley's soul out of the afterlife to fight Samus again

i want mega man and samus to FUCK

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>muscle is soi
come brain

So what the actual fuck was Retro working on before MP4?

At least the fight in SR was good

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the retirement home LOL

>because's he fucking cool and his fights are awesome
They stop being cool when they're in EVERY SINGLE Metroid. Honestly, although I like SR, this is primarily the reason why I still prefer AM2R. The fanservice isn't something that's overstayed its welcome. IMO I think Genesis is a cooler fight than Proteus Ridley.

This

Mega Man does not have a penis.

he's a robot
anything is possible

So excluding other M how long has been since Samus has gotten an original title?

>Healthy breast size = bimbo
Cope tranny

Prove it

Oh fuck off, I had wanted suitless Samus since 64.

>Favorite game
Zero Mission
>Second favorite
Prime
>Favorite area
Phenandra
>Favorite track
Lower Norfair
>Favorite boss
Probably one of the Dark Samus fights
>Favorite suit
Gotta go with the tried and true Varia Suit
>Favorite item
the Screw Attack is always a really fun power boost, maybe Plasma Beam

Doesn't matter, now listen.

Prove it

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At least Proteus Ridley was fun to fight. Every other 2D Ridley is just a huge target that gets btfo in seconds. The madlads at MercurySteam just went ahead and gave us peak Ridley because they felt like it.

THE GOOD DOCTOR HAS TO PAY

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He hasn't absorbed Dildo Man's power yet.

t. zoomer that never played II

>preferring fanwank because you can't handle legit fanservice
as expected from a AM2Rnigger
name one bad Ridley fight.

>no mole
Based

Over Ridley? Or literally any other actual character?

I very badly want to see what was scrapped. good or not I LOVE seeing that kind of stuff.

god i wish i were megaman

Tr4sh is a shit game and Samus was never ""stacked"" in any Metroid.
cope weeb

ZSS wasnt even a fan demand inclusion
nice try tho

hasn't been good since zeromission, hasn't been great since super, move on.

Cosmic horror lite? We already have Phantoon, who's basically unkillable because what we fight is just an appendage of something even bigger that likes poking around in realspace and feeding on souls/electricity.

he only dies when he stops wanting to make Samus suffer

Fuck off slotfag.

I prefer taking a break from him, yes. It's called "having too much of a good thing". Sometimes you need to cleanse the palate.

>AM2Rnigger
What do you hope to accomplish from saying this?

>name one bad Ridley fight
That's odd because I never said any of the Ridley fights were bad. Not even the one in SR. I just prefer when we can take a break from him. Stifling innovation to strictly adhere to tradition will only lead to stagnation.

According to who? I am and was a fan and wanted to be able to play as suitless Samus since literally the furst game.

>Samus was never stacked
Now that's a big cope

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Then you can go and watch some porn if you want suitless Samus so much. Metroid is about Power Suit Samus murdering everything that moves.

Kill yourself ACfag.

I bought a 3ds just to play it.

I had a good time.

that is a nice image

mole

No need to be rude. I'm simply stating a fact and I will side with it until the thread 404's.

Nobody wants you here, ACfag.

You wanted suitless Samus as a completely separate character with her own moveset?

I'll just make a new thread later on today.

Wow Samus

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She's white. White women start aging rapidly when they hit 23.

why do people not like beauty marks?
they're sexy

Any porn with smaus involving her being part bird?

Yes, why would she have the same moveset? Unless it was a Justin Bailey Samus, which could have been fun too.

Just because you personally wanted it doesn't mean it was a good idea.

And just because you personally didn't want it, doesn't make it a bad idea.

And yet you're okay with the posters who do nothing but spam porn and don't even contribute to the thread?

This is a retarded generalization based on absolutely nothing.

Kill yourseld ACfag.

since nintendo censored her breast size in smash ultimate I already now that the next game is going to be full of sjw crap

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Next year release for sure.

Nigga you cant go around being all doppleganger and shit, you will have to come with me

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Who is Yourseld? What Metroid installment do they appear in?

strawpoll.me/18435103

>It's called "having too much of a good thing". Sometimes you need to cleanse the palate.
i have yet to see a Sonic or Kirby game where seeing Eggman or Dedede is fatiguing.
>What do you hope to accomplish from saying this?
another reason not to listen to a retard hailing a fucking fangame?
only proving Reggie's excuse right on why they took it down.
>I never said any of the Ridley fights were bad.
then why break? that's like saying "stop making sandbox marios"
lots of Metroid fans still want to see Ridley and you seen how we were a persistant with him via Smash to where we get buffs for him.

and speaking of Smash, youre "reasoning" is no better than cutfaggotry in Smash/fighting game rosterfag thread. dont get me started there.

>samus is old enough to be my mom
MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY

I don't like that shit either but the reason people hate you is because you wind up derailing threads with your opinions, and you will continue to argue them and keep the thread derailed, often for hours, until it dies.

Samus returns
Other m
Zero missions was too quick and easy

Justin Bailey Samus using the same moveset as regular Samus was the only thing that could have worked at that point because it was her only proper portrayal out of the suit. Stop bullshitting.

It was first seen in Other M. It's a wholly superfluous dolling-up of her design and it's from a game that assassinates her character. Do your research.

I think the reason why it was "never done before" is that the Chozo became very aware of their godly tech and realized if they did it haphazardly they'd just create test subjects once they ended up back with their own kind, because of course they'd immediately imprison and experiment on the godly super soldier that resulted.
And since Chozo were ascendant hippies or warmongers(who probably hated the idea of non-Chozo using Chozo tech) I think they only ever bumped into one of the other two races at their "level", the Luminoth pre-sundering(who explicitly are noted to have energy manipulation abilities on par with the Chozo, readable from K-Tel's scan) and that one weird other race(well two, the Bryyonians(who were btfo before they had a chance to be and the Alimbics, who swooced out of this dimension)
The Chozo also explicitly mention the way to their level is by combining the Old Ways(Magic n' sheeeit) + New Ways(Science) so it's all explicitly magitek - though I think the presence of shit like Chozo Ghosts make that obvious.
I kinda like it, but it needs some patching up for consistency.

Best Samus

>derailing a Metroid thread
>by talking about Metroid

Fuck I just turned 21.
Hate getting older.

Captain Falcon and Fox say hi.
That shit didn't matter in 64.

They're not tho
>based on nothing
Cope harder

Happy Birthday, I'm about to hit 32 on the 25th.
If you think about it too much it'll be agonizing, but if you don't think about it it'll be here before you know it. Best to just accept these things.

Okay then, why do YOU think everyone always complains about you and tells you to fuck off?

>a single dot is a "wholly superfluous dolling-up of her design [...] that assassinates her character"
sounds like the 'tism to me, but okay

>i have yet to see a Sonic or Kirby game where seeing Eggman or Dedede is fatiguing.
Kirby and Sonic in general have had shoddy track records with mediocre games. IT kind of shows in how unoriginal they are.

>another reason not to listen to a retard hailing a fucking fangame?
And what's wrong with fangames? I'm not even saying a single negative thing about SR. I think the two can co-exist, I just think the fangame is higher quality. I don't know how this is a sacrilege against Nintendo.

>then why break? that's like saying "stop making sandbox marios"
Because sometimes change is necessary to keep stagnation from happpening? Would you argue that making Zelda an open world game was bad, even though it broke convention from the previous 5 or so Zeldas? Is Metroid Prime bad because it broke traditional 2D Metroid gameplay by introducing a third dimension?

How did Samus went from badass bounty hunter to slutty bimbo?

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY METROID

Other M

Kill yourself twice.

>According to who?
according to Sakurai, he even admitted it was just him throw Metroid a bone while saying Ridley was a higly-demanded Metroid choice

not ever once he claim she was a demanded choice. there was even old japanese official polling where people wanted a Metroid in Melee before the Ridley stuff sparked .

and if Zero Mission or the Benimaru Itoh SM comic never existed, Suitless Seamus would be either a costume or semi-clone in any Smash game.

>Favorite game
Metroid (NES)
>Second favorite
Super Metroid
>Favorite area
Ridley's Hideout/Norfair (NES)
>Favorite track
Kraid's Lair (NES)
>Favorite boss
Phantoon (Super)
>Favorite suit
Don't care really
>Favorite item
Doesn't really matter

kek you should work for nichegamer

Because I think Metroid should be more than waifu shit. That's unironically the only reason why most people hate me. Notice how nobody complains about the constant zero suit porn spam that doesn't even have discussion alongside it. Look at how nobody called out for NSFW trash on a blue board. I'm trying to discuss Metroid in the meanwhile, but everyone gets angry because I don't have the "right" opinions.

A visible beauty mark where there was once none + the first shot of Samus being a closeup of her face makes it preeeeetty clear it was something they thought was a good design.
As it wasn't there before I think it was just her designer going "fuck no she's mine so I'm just gonna make her the way I want her" and while that alone didn't "assassinate her character" like that user says, it was definitely a super shitty addition to it.
And just as you tried to dismiss him with "the 'tism" we could just as easily throw away your input with "lol gamer" because you said it was sexy.

why can't she be a badass bounty hunter bimbo

Man thank you.
Little random question, but did the zombie troopers from echoes shock you to the bone too? Shit gave me nightmares.

Don't forget her great tits

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>neo-nu/v/ discussing metroid/samus
i already spotted cringe, chad, muscle, muh powersuit height/ninpower fanfic, muh heels, muh mole, bimbo, and some other stuff
you subhumans really need to go back or wait until youre 18

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why is one bob much larger than the other bob

And yet I'm the bad guy for simply wanting less Zero suit in the series.

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Getting fucked 24/7 isn't very badass

Smash Bros happened. Fun fact: Considering the sales numbers, it's likely that more people know Samus through Smash than an actual Metroid game.

Other M mindbroke Metroid fans into hating anything associated with it, regardless of context.

See
That's how autistic and sad Metroid fans are.

The beauty mark is canon no matter how hard you seethe about it.

Nintendo doesn't give a shit. They're going to forget your birthday like Mother and tweet about Fire Emblem again.

Cut the kids some slack the last metroid game came out 12 years ago. They dont know any better.

The mole

if they ever give her plump permanent O-face lips, weirdly long eyelashes, platinum hair and tanned skin then you might be onto something
but it's just a beauty mark, characters have been redesigned before in different videogames and in a much more drastic fashion

this is just a little dot underneath her mouth and people freak the fuck out over it

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No it's because you're autistic about it. I don't like ZSS or the "porn" spam, either. I occassionally voice my opinion, but for the most part I -gasp- ignore it and focus on the actual discussion. Remarkably no one's given me a nickname or told me to fuck off in literally every thread I get recognized. You are legitimately unwelcome in these threads, and your opinions are only a small part of why.

I always found the Metroid 'husks' left behind from feeding to be way, way, way more eerie since my first was Super Metroid. Skytown in 3 with the one that falls apart RIGHT behind the fucking door made me jump, shit.
Felt super fucking bad for the troopers in 2, though. Dudes died in total terror, extra RIP to the dudes who wound up in Dark Aether and infested by Ing while being corroded by the atmosphere.
You also ignored all the posts about the game to instead whine about all the shit. You flung yourself into the shit pit and now you're saying "BUT LOOK AT ALL THIS SHIT" Talk about the fucking game and let those faggots be faggots.

This, fuck zoomers and smash fans

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I'm not surprised she hadn't had a good game in more than a decade

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>the last metroid game came out 12 years ago
kill yourself primefaggot.

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me on the right

I love beauty marks when they're on good characters.

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now post the flatass Zero Mission art

She's lying on it so it just looks bigger
Mostly bad anatomy tho

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Neither of them had anything to build a moveset off of from their own games and that's why they got completely made-up new ones for Smash.
Justin Bailey Samus did have something to build a moveset off of, but it was identical to fully suited Samus. Why would you have expected her to be a completely separate character with a wholely new and original moveset with that in mind? I think you're making shit up, mate.

>1 vote saying yes
>he voted yes for himself
lmao what a chode

The new smash design is fine though. now what I can't fucking stand is what they did to her arm cannon.
i don't know why that green circle shit is on it but i don't like it. Prime had the best arm cannon because of all the utillity it had on it and how it could morph into different shapes depending on the use.

Because it wasn't there prior. A beauty mark suddenly being added to a character, along with a bunch of "characterization" and poor story along with other stuff and then being told THIS IS 100% CANON -does- make people mad. I mean, it's not OUR character so what he says goes, but it doesn't mean we can't call it what it is.
It's just that it's the easiest thing to fling shit at, really. If you're into it sure, but she doesn't need to go full plastic bimbo to have it look excessive my dude.

Alright fine the last game came out 17 fuckin years ago. Hows that make you feel huh? People posting today probably werent born when that came out. SNES metroid? that came out 25 fuckin years ago.

>you will never be samus' grease monkey and help her maintain her armor
>you will never get to smell it after she's used it

KAKYOIN NO
YOU ARE FROM THE 1980'S
SHE ISN'T A CAKE YET FROM YOUR PERSPECTIVE. SHE'S NOT EVEN A YEAR OLD YET FOR YOU
STOP KAKYOIN

youtu.be/UXnNpu5M9vg

>I occassionally voice my opinion, but for the most part I -gasp- ignore it and focus on the actual discussion.
And what a surprise that the spammers take this as validation and ruin all future threads because nobody called them out.

>You are legitimately unwelcome in these threads
And yet you continue welcoming the porn spammers who never discuss the game and just post their fetish art. I'm sorry if I don't post enough NSFW stuff and bimbo fanart. I truly am.

SR by far has more Atmosphere than the original, could the OST been better? sure, but I will not complain on the re-use of some Prime tracks, they are dope.

So if she didn't had a mole Nintendo would have made more Metroid games instead of turning her into a nympho? Damn

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We'll have to agree to disagree I guess.
Redesigns happens in every single game series as new games are released, all the time. I agree there are some times where it's too extreme and it ends up not looking like the original character, but this is really not the case.

But noone made it to the dark aether though? There was a trooper who survived it all and almost made it to UMos ... That was the really sad part.

Prime 1 and 2 had this dreadness of being alone constantly, while 3 almost feels overloaded. God .. childhood, man.

>stifling innovation
All the Ridley fights post of late have been pretty distinctive and memorable.

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She's a hot MILF.

I am thirthy-one years old.

I have my own headcanon that Samus is actually A LOT older than she or anyone else really knows.

Basically;
>Ridley killed Samus' parents when she was 3 or 4
>Chozo watch it happen and take her in as a kindness and a necessity
>Chozo's begin to experiment and combine her DNA with Chozo.
>The reason they are doing this is because they've run to their genetic end, their DNA is falling apart in the next generation and they can't naturally reproduce anymore due to how old their strand of DNA is.
>They need to fuse it with another species to not have their DNA fall apart but that'll still lead into the extinction and disappearance of their race.
>They don't want to do it in massive amounts because they'll risk a tyrant species that they created taking over the galaxy
>So they took in Samus who was a child of one of the most peaceful human colonies and decided she would be the progenitor of the next race with Chozo DNA that way their race could live on in some way.
>When they start the process they realize that they're going to have to rebuild almost every aspect of her body and even mind so that she can abstain the Chozo DNA in her own DNA.
>They basically have to rebirth her in a lab entirely and rebuild her body without killing her.
>This takes years, maybe even decades because of how long and arduous it is.
>During those years the Chozo rapidly start dwindling as all the elders begin to die with no new generation to replace them.
>The last of their kin is able to see Samus come to fruition and through their own willpower they are able to live through her formative years, training her in their knowledge, language and prowess so that she may be able to carry on what little they can give her and protect herself.
>When they give her the suit, a suit they designed specifically for her bodily needs as it would be the best tool of defense against those who wished her harm they sent her off and as she flew away the last Chozo passed into the ether.

Prime 2 was about 14 or 15 years ago and there have been like five or six games since then, just off the top of my head.

Adam, being a part of the Federation as a teenager, and everything about her characterization in Other M are all fucking terrible. None of that added anything positive to the story, and it ruins what already existed with Samus being raised by the Chozo.

Other M is ignored even by Sakamoto and Nintendo, she's 6'3" 198lbs in every game shitposter. We know that you love Other M, user.

Even if it's not true now, considering she's a freak Chozo-metroid-X hybrid she'll probably have some kind of longevity. It seems like she only gets the positive traits of species she mixes with, other than getting the Metroids' ice weakness.

She's still 6'3" 198 lbs, that guy is just a chronic shitposter.