"Tactical Espionage Actio-"

Who would win in a hand to hand fight?

You got it. BM is the best starting point.

They confirmed that they're working on Hitman 3.

Blood Money, otherwise nuHitman 1. If you're wanting to play 1, you should download 2's free trial and buy the Legacy Pack. Let's you play 1 with all of 2's improvements.

Probably BB but it wouldn't come that far.

Big Boss pushed back one of Zeke's leg pretty sure he wins

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all agent 47 has to do is say something and have big boss get stuck repeating it back to him
>sausage
>sausage?!

Snake would be the better hand to hand fighter. 47's style of stealth's strength is blending in as a civilian which isn't suitable for Snake since all the games feature wartime soldier scenarios without civilians for 47 to use his specialty.

This has potential, I hope it becomes the beachy version of Hokkaido with that feel of a self-contained structure that makes sense.

They've described it as a very outdoors mission, the polar opposite of The Bank.

It's a bit silly to compare the two, Metal Gear is an action game (it's quite literally in the tactical espionage action) while Hitman is clearly not

>main draw is you can replay map again and again like an autist to find new ways to kill.
>Flops miserably, gets them booted from their publisher.
And this is why devs should not listen to dumbass consumers. I would've loved a mix between absolution and hitman 2, but right now hitman 2 is just minecraft without building shit.

Hitman kinda plays like tactical espionage if you're doing suit-only.

There will be, for sure.
I only hope it's not as lazy as 2 because holy he'll, what a shitshow.

Thank god they dont listen to you. Now they are making Hitman 3

Pic not related, because Quiet was trash.

nu-Hitman is trash. Fuck off.

How is it lazy? Levels are bigger than 1.

All 47 needs to do is disguise as Kaz and garrote him when they go together to the sauna in Mother Base for some fun.

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hitman 2 sold like shit, they had to make the first 2 levels free on steam to get any interest its pathetic.

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>>Flops miserably, gets them booted from their publisher.
That was because of the episodic release not the game mechanics.

Hitman 1 has 18k reviews on steam, 2 has 6k. So we can assume 2 sold 1/3rd the copies compared to 1. Next one will sell even less.

They also did that for H1 so that means nothing, you're probably thinking of that "90% less sales than Absolution" figure which only took UK physical copies into account which is plain retarded since there are barely any physical copies of H2.

see
Numbers dont lie sweatie

Part of what makes Hitman and Hitman threads so great is that there is no waifufaggotry

nigger what?

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47s has done plenty infiltration missions taking out targets in military compounds devoid of any civvies

The other part is that they 404 after 10 posts lmao
Sounds like 47 needs his own waifu.

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Crates coming back, heck yeah!

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>404 after 10 posts
I've seen a lot of Hitman threads that reach 300+ threads. I am almost sure Diana has a thing for 47 but he's too autistic in general to care or notice

>every other stealth fanbase from thief to hitman can't stop thinking about mgs
ho ho ho

His face looks like someone sanded off some of its features.

she's ugly. andromeda tier ugly

In my experience, Hitman threads only survive during euro hours.

How many new maps is 2 getting?

Yeah, usually after I shitpost MGS in them. Face the farts, Hitman is a dead franchise.
How could that be if her face isn't tired?

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Look at all the unlocks. They're all uninspired shit that was already in the game, most egregious being the Mk2 items that they're now treating as a funny meme with the upcoming Mk2 briefcase when they should be ashamed of what they did.
Even worse is the fact that The Bank gave you fuck all outside of a broken phone and the shotgun was patched to no longer be concealable, which was the one novelty it had.

H2 in fact has more unique gamechanging unlocks than H1, the tranquilizer gun alone is more unique and viable than any of the billions of mine reskins, you're just making a weird comparison that makes no sense.

Looks like John Cena.

The tranquilizer gun is hardly that much of a game changer when knocking people out infinitely with throwables is an option.

nice try BiBo

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I love it, they're always acting like rent free fuckers over it.

>underage consolewar faggots thinking it's not just people who like both games
out

>has to bump the thread from page 10
>with a comparison to MGS
What did I tell you? Yall need waifus

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Waifus are trash. Blood Money didn't need them to be great, we won't need them now.

>consolewars
>multiplat

>comfy hitman threads are now graveyards with shitposters posting MGS to try to rile people up
this board was already awful but it became extremely insufferable the past couple of months, congratulations Yea Forumsedditors.

>a broken phone and the shotgun was patched to no longer be concealable
The phone is OP as fuck and they already said the shotgun change will be reversed.

go post some waifus in a resident evil thread

This board has been dead since they rangebanned phoneposters. Get used to it

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is that physical sales only or does that also include digital? I forgot if it's total sales were less than absolution.

Yeah but Quiet is hideous. Nice body but that face is gross and when I look at it I just smell milky breath.

Yes, I'm aware, but that doesn't change the fact that the one game changer H2 brought was the briefcase and everything else has been boring reskins.
I understand that they ran into the issue that H1 already offered the staple set of unlocks and they had to account for people that only owned H2, but they could have still done more than the Mk2 fiasco.

More nitpicky but there's also the thing with how every suit now comes with driving gloves instead of having fitting pairs for each unlockable outfit.

Let's be honest, gentlemen. Who would get excited over yet another ICA19 clone?
We should get something new. Maybe go nuts and give us a water bottle unlock to allow us to create a temporary puddle whenever.

What's he thinking about, Yea Forums?

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Yes, the MK2 sucks but it also means you can bring in two emetic or lethal syringes/vials into the mission.
Hiding in tall grass or in crowds also is a nice new feature.

>why does this suit not give me SASO rating?

>tfw decided to SASO Colorado on Master with this suit before learning about this

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>why can't I wear a hat with the Casual Tourist?

I need to use the bathroom.

Because it's no suit.

THIS GUY IS LOADED

would you take scuba diving lesson?

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Yeah I'll play MGSVTPP when it stops sucking itself off. At least Hitman lets you play the fucking game instead of continuously rolling intro credits four hours in.

Alarm! alarm!

>tippytoes up behind snake like a big mincing faggot who needs to be vewy vewy quiet cause he's hunting snakes and he decided to wear his italian loafers to the hit again
>is shocked when snake actually fights back instead of immediately letting himself get garroted like a civilian
>says fuckit and yanks an mp7 out of his jacket
>doesn't take cover because he's got a billion health and doesn't flinch when shot
>snake hits the ground with a RRRRAAUUURGHHHHH sound
>gets shot in the head
>he pushes himself up and reaches for nothing in particular
>GRRRRAUGHH (grrraugh, grrraugh....!)

new knife a bit too ornamental for my taste

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who did win in your story?

NoClip doc confirmed Hitman 3 is in pre-production. Expect a 2021 release if the two year cycle between Trademark and Trademark 2 are anything to go by. but they've said it's also going to be episodic again

>only 6k reviews on steam
I'm worried

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they said it might be. I hope it's not. Casuals don't buy episodic and Hitman with its try and error gameplay is quite niche already.

I want my motherfucking dual Barrels back. I know its shitty and unrealistic but god damn its iconic.

it has boat area perhaps?

MK3 soon

according to Hitman forums these areas are confirmed:

Gym, beach, laundry room, pool, spa, facility, yard

why did they include the hat when it looked perfect without the hat

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because the fedora makes it the best mass shooter suit

Himmelstein>Prison>Hantu

t. Lara Croft

redpilled

gamer

Terminus is a good choice as well

>he's right behind me, isn't he?

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Man, Blake Griffin is going through some tough times

>this person tried to unlock your phone

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It's Gold you bitch

>calls a franchise dead
>while talking about MGS
>literally dead

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>Golderballer

>all of whittleton creek featured contracts involve Wilson family
what a waste of a good map

I can already imagine all the drowning and shark kills

there is an escalation level coming this month

post ansels and a rare pepe will come to you

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you could even say they ..wittled on
HYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Florida outfit?

Snake would smash 47 in a fight then get shot in the back of the head by the real 47

sapienza

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One of the targets in the Resort seems to be that female leader of Providence who has undergone an identity change.
Seems odd they would conclude the story in a paid DLC.

Dalia?
Helmut here.

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>trust no one not even yourself

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Hey what the hell is a "bare knuckle boxer"?

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and a little something for all you thirsty targets out there ;-)

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Does anyone actually bring knives into a mission? I might bring a blunt weapon in, I don't see why you'd bring a lethal one.

nice user. Is that first line rum or cum?

Big Boss. 47 would have to outsmart him and kill him without a real fight and that should not be too hard considering tht BB still believes in Santa.

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sometimes contracts/escalations require weapons not found on the map so you have to bring them

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some contracts in contract mode have "melee" as kill condition. you basically need a lethal melee weapon then. snapping the neck would be "unarmed"

explain to me how contracts isn't the best game in the series
contracts>silent assassin>blood money

you see before you two unlabeled bottles of clear fluid
one contains cum and the other rum
and boy you have you got a thirst on
dare you take the chance?

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nostalgia> BM
best story>SA
best gameplay>HITMAN(also 2)
you can argue that contracts had atmosphere but lets be honest its the small potato

Is there even any point to bringing fiber wire?

sometimes you want to choke a bitch
otherwise its marginally quicker to use than stabbing and dragging the body
also in the higher difficulty setting most lethal attacks ruin a disguise but fiber wire does not

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if you want to complete the 'versatile assassin' challenge there is.

non-existent bragging rights

I hate this fucking purchasing scheme, if I want the fucking game and all the levels what I am supposed to take, the Gold Edition?

>I see you don't have a lifeguard here at your beach

yes

>obsessively play HITMAN (tm) maps and keep up with elusive targets
>dont even get around to finishing 2's story

Was the sequel a blunder or did I just get burnt out on assassinating?

I think it's dumb how they force diversity in Hitman. I'm not against women but trying to make all targets 50% men 50 women is really jaring and throws you out of the immersion. Sometimes the female character works, sometimes it really doesn't.

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we're not at the beach hitman this is a bathtub

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There's a season pass, the asking price isn't worth the amount of content released for it (as of yet). Gold Edition is standard + the season pass.

If you haven't played 1, buy the standard edition + the legacy pack, by the time you're finished with it I'm sure the season pass will either be worth the asking price or at least go on sale.

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Gamesplanet has it on 24 bong, is it worth it?

It took me a while to finish 2 as well, I just sort of stopped playing for like 3 weeks after burning myself out trying to 100% every map.

the only advantage is that you can instantly transistion from choking to dragging without dropping the body

It's quick and much quieter and lets you drag the body instantly.

there were a couple rushed for christmas release features like the slideshow cutscenes but the game is solid
so im guessing you're burnt out maybe head to the gamma facility and unwind, try the scandanavian sushi

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Chinaman 47

oh sure as long as you're here for a hitman sandbox
the contracts add countless hours of replayablity

No body of water is safe without a lifeguard.

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alright

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this literally happened in canon though, they went to some alaskan lodge and fucked like rabbits for months

You are literally killing career and token women in nu-Hitman.

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>literally killing [...] women
sometimes they deserve it for holding the poisoned cocktail up to their lips after triggering several easily missed scripted checkpoints and then waiting for her to get to the other side of the map and not drinking

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contracts has the best gunplay in the series
every game after is hitscan shit

contracts has the best replayability
gotta get them silent assassin rewards and hidden guns & finish that training room collection...

then you can actually play the game
silent assassin has the best missions

rare snow pepe for you

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This. I think the Hawke's Bay tutorial level is free. See if you like it and if you can have fun playing one level repeatedly while exploring all the ways to assassinate your targets get HM2 + legacy pack (standard) to play HM 2016. By the time you are through with all levels the expansion pass for the DLC levels will be on sale anyway.

that being said 30bucks its totally worth the gold edition if you arent some penniless neet

we're getting new challenge pack tomorrow right?

Day after tomorrow, yeah. It's bringing back the old briefcase as an unlock.

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look at this photograph mister clarence

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What da fuck ya lookin at, cracka?

mr.swing king

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what's this???

im not sure what part of it you dont get
its a reference to the tutorial level target of blood money
while also being a reference to a terrible music video

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Hitman 2 is amazing what the fuck are you guys even talking about.

not much, im just memeing before bed

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white hitman miss;
i guess they never miss huh?

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SIX Miami escalations

What, and you DON'T??

alright bedtime for me, have a good thread agents

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Kill everyone runs, maybe.

The resort's gonna be another mini-level, isn't it?

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No shit

According to leaks, there are three targets in the map. Then again, Fabian Mann was originally supposed to be a target in the bank so it may have changed.

she looks like she like horses

Unironically this. If Hitman 1 and 2 had a few more levels each, then Hitman 2 would be a really good game with the Hitman 1 DLC. When there's only 6 levels and you don't like 3 of them, you can only replay the other 3 so many times before it gets old.

I really wish most of the Quiet porn wasn't abuse/rape.
I don't understand why everyone hates her and wants to abuse her.

My money's on it being Whittleton Creek sized.
I'm just hoping they make it fun to traverse around.

Why does everyone shit on Bangkok?

It has too many enforcers, the targets are shit, and the map layout is shit where there's barely any alternate routes to Jordan.

Reminder that Bangkok was made by IO's B Team and that Hitman 3 is also confirmed to be being developed by a B Team.

The fact they can see bodies in tall grasses but can't see a white bald man crouching is a mystery.
I hope the next Hitman makes fun of it somehow.

anyone else worried that focusing just on providence will make the target range a bit boring?

>I wish I could read

>SASO Colorado
Bloody hell, that was a nightmare

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Hitman 2 was the best in the series.

physical sales of the pc version in the UK - where you can't buy physical pc games even if you wanted to. It's bullshit pushed by newfags wanting their own tortanic

>follow NPC for story
>They stop talking halfway to tell me my breath smell bad
>Stare at me anxiously until I take a step back
As funny as it is, interrupting NPCs during dialogues is also fairly annoying

Played Silent Assasin today, the tutorial really doesn't do a good job at explaining the mechanics. From what I could gather,I should treat disguises as if they were camouflage that work on distance. How am I even supposed to get past guards who don't move away from doorways?

Amazing comparing Nu-Hit to this and seeing how far it can go. Only 16 guards and 3 civilians on the first map. It's bloody surreal.

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My concern is that The Partners don't seem very interesting as characters based on what we saw of them in Season 2's cutscenes. On top of that, they somehow need to give us enough targets to cover a further 6 missions. I can't think of who could possibly be left to kill at this stage.

Will they ever consider a co-op gamemode for Hitman? I can imagine a lot of potential interaction between players to use disguises efficiently or distract people

Interesting

and then you realise you can fail a mission for killing too many people

don't base it on reviews, making the first episode free got them a shitload of sales and they were able to recuperate and open a second studio. IOI have now expanded for development on hitman 2, 3 and a new IP entirely. sorry friend

It happens so often too if you stand within 6 feet of a person.

From what I've heard the old Hitman games are just too janky to be enjoyed. Even BM has a lot of jank.

>From what I've heard

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They're very "of their time" and lack a lot of features you'd expect from a stealth game. You can't knock people out, can't hide bodies, there is no indication that you are trespassing and you are immediately shot when caught, no distraction tools like the coin, no lock picking and very few options for killing a target in general.

there are some non-lethal instances eg. anasthetic in SA. it's less necessary because the games aren't designed around huge levels and knocking npcs out, you work out the select few you're going to use and drag them out of sight.

disguises are generally common sense based on where (for example) a delivery boy is allowed

>tfw sedative and explosive KOs count against SA
Why does every patch keep breaking something?

*ting ting ting*

*Ahem*

Fuck Janus, and Fuck Providence

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Now do one naked.

Wide

its like when i play blood money and forget to install a widescreen patch

you guys realy going to make me do a imagine pasta for hitman too?

guys how was this picture taken

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I'm playing Silent Assasin right now, how exactly does the disguise system work, what counts as Silent Assasin. How should I treat the gameplay, given that the choices of kills seem to be bullet or fiberwire.

Just as an example.
I played the first mission, Anathema. Loads of restarts until I managed to figure out how to use the anesthetics, then I sneaked into the manor via the cellar, went up and chimied along the ledge to where the Mafia Boss was and Garotted him. Sneaked out the same way.

How else could I have done this, since it seemed any other route would have blown my cover by getting to close to the guards

What?

Just did the Embrace of the Serpent map in master for saso. Thats a really fucking bad mission.

SA and Contracts operate by a complicated set of rules. You can kill one NPC provided you have no close encounters (close encounters meaning that you aggro a single guard), no alerts and no more than 2 shots fired. However the more shots you fire and alarms you cause, this less you're able to get away with before you void SA. Basically, getting SA is a bit of a guessing game of juggling the aforementioned variables.

>beach resort mission
>Diana gives 47 the mission briefing by the beach
>in a fucking bikini my dude

daamn, diana looks like THAT?!

youtube.com/watch?v=Nkn91W9hm8k

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I hope they do at least a mission with the tone of Contracts for H3, the high life James Bond stuff is ok but I wish they mixed it up a bit.

I'll be surprised if we don't go back to Hong Kong in Season 3. It seems like such an easy opportunity for a Mei Ling cameo.

>bald man reading upside down
not suspicious at all

youtube.com/watch?v=KYJGyUu2-x0

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BB has superhuman strength

On the one hand, the use of licensed music in the older games was great, but on the other hand, many of the songs written for the newer games like The Class' music are great.

These are old game franchises no longer in development by their creators. What's the point of this thread?

47 has retard strength and autismo intellect

You now remember that 47 has such perfect control over his own strength that he can knock people out with a muffin and hit them with a medieval mace without killing them.

on his off time, he practice the drums. the chad instrument

What kind of food does 47 eat?

well due to the level of his autism he eats the perfect amount of everything needed that's on the food pyramid.

What? This was one of the few good parts of Absolution no matter how much I prefer almost every other Hitman game. Not that waifuification of games is desirable, but it can be a nice touch when done well and tastefully.

on his off time, Mr. Rieper enjoys eating at lavish 5 star eateries. He is a regular at multiple brazilian steakhouses and authentic kaiseki-ryōri sushi restaurants (the ones where the chef is super autismo about the fish and does a ceremony before prepping the meal)