Duke Nukem said trans rights!

Duke Nukem said trans rights!

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Blow it out your ass.

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Exhale it out your anus.

>save earths women from being literally raped into a life as breeding slaves by alien reptiles
>has a wife that he goes home to at the end of 3D
>some how a misogynist
its almost like game journalists dont play video games

>has a wife that he goes home to at the end of 3D
what

Give me the trans rights

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Dilate out your woman hole.

>he can’t be misogynist because he have a wife

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>grope women's bodies
>get called a massaginist because I'm good at massage

You're all out of cum also, so

>he have

""""my bad""""

Duke Nukem: "Meh, a hole's a hole."

>If heshe's gonna tease me, heshe better be ready to please me

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>some woman calling Duke to bed, must be his wife!

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>he

>

Who else would it be user? Mrs Nukem should have her own game.

Someone post that "Randy stop raping my childhood" screengrab where Duke hits on that gross tranny

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>Action tomboy Miss Nukem
>Acts exactly like Duke, just with tits
I'd play it.

Duchess Nukem COULD be a funny game concept. But I doubt it could be executed well.

But she does

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He fucks with the lights off and never takes off his sunglasses, he can't see shit anyway.

>I've got tits of steel

The mass effect one is more entairtaining.

blow it out your dilation wound! - Nuts Kickem

He only fought the aliens cus they shot up his ride. Those alien bastards had to pay.

The women are optional.

if that new wolfenstein game is anything to go by i dont think it could get any worse

NOBODY STEALS EARTHS CHICKS...
AND LIVES

I think Duke Nukem is under 2K, though. Not Bethesda.

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don't be intolerant, our alien friends just need some human migration to help stabilize their aging population. they are good for the economy, the strip clubs packed every night now and mc donalds stocks are though the roof.

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Give me a DRM-free version of World Tour Randy, at least in Humble Store.

why? just use eduke and dab on randys grave

I've come here to chew gum and eat ass, and I'm all outta gum.

>''thank you for raping my childhood Randy''
kek

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>still no dooke game were you play as a hooker trying to escape the invaders