Why did the cooking games genre die?

Only gay anime girls don't like black pudding

youtube.com/watch?v=sXFsUH452dk

Is black pudding even good?

SALMONELLA

British cuisine BTFO yet again

>She can't enjoy a little burstwasselblutgeurring, egg n shitbread.
Then fuck off out of freedonia.

Wait the japs like a little lea and perrins? What madlads.

I fucking hate cooking in video games because it always boils down to some stupid shit where you can't make a sandwich out of chicken and mayo because on BLTs are considered sandwiches, or chilli requires pinto beans and all you have are red kidney beans so I guess it's time to starve because chilli only has one extremely specific recipe from which man must never deviate.

anime is so fucking stupid

I really want to try that but I also really want to not get salmonella

Isn’t raw egg really bad for you? I don’t want to get salmonella I’m sorry Japanese bros

Have Kwek-Kwek instead. No salmonella, 300% the calories, fucking amazing.

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>adding milk to rice
if she was mexican, the joke would work because there is a popular dessert made with milk and rice but i think the joke is how americans love cereal. Also raw eggs on rice is the best, only wimps get salmonella from it

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Bitch just order Tamago.

Only in japan. Have to wait for based George Kamitani to make another game. Out west we got stuff like Cook Serve Delicious, Overcooked, and Cooking Simulator.

You don't get Salmonella from raw eggs you damn fucking dumb Americans, only from contaminated shells.

That was supposed to be humorous?

Looks legit. Kinda like a Scotch Egg with no pork.

more like BLACKED pudding
amirite, whyte

>there are people who would watch a "show" like this

how much of a pathetic loser can you be to watch something like this.

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who would pay to play virtual roulette without any sort of payout, dumbass?
unlike a game casino, cooking games can be actually educational.

GET YOUR BUTTS DOWN TO SAKURA-CON!

gamers can't cook

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I actually agree with the American here

This bitch has shit taste.

the bacteria are found only on the outside of the egg, so if you clean it you can eat them raw all day, and more importantly, if the eggs are from hygienic farms, they wont have salmonella in the first place.

I've been to Japan twice and I have never had sushi or sashimi

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>literally trapped in eggs

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>milk
It's supposed to be mayonnaise. It's a common topic of light argument in Japan, according to my Japanese 4 panel format comics anyway.

The joke is that they can't get along about which topping they like and it's supposed to be relatable I guess, so it's more of an anti joke?

Sushi is pretty damn safe since the fish are chilled to the point where bacteria are killed off anyway.

That doesnt change the point that sushi is for the most part a dumb fucking meme of a food and a good smoked salmon will blow it out of the water every time.

how does he get out without breaking all the eggs?

For me, it's the Full English Pizza

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Stupid cunt never had an irish fry

Sushi is meme food.

shes' right tho

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Why are they upset? Eating raw eggs and fish is unsafe. It's like people at a third world countries mad you won't drink the dirty water.

Boom!
youtube.com/watch?v=-1n8GvE__Ps

salmonella is passed through into the raw eggs from the ovaries of the mother hen. It's not rubbed off the mom onto the shell. YOU are ignorant on the subject.
You can avoid salmonella by sourcing your eggs from smaller/family farms where they will notice if a hen is acting sickly.

>literally toast and eggs with spices

amazing cuisine right there

Basically yeah, though batter rather than breadcrumb. Honestly its fucking delish.

Fucking japs need to off themselves with their illusion of cooking grandeur. Gargling on rice with a strip of salmon on top will never be better than even the worse european cuisine

>literally a cat

I wish there was more. Battle Chef Brigade was great.

lmao seething

>It's supposed to be mayonnaise
that can't be mayonnaise, they use a different kind of bottle to represent mayonnaise, that one is commonly used for milk. are you baiting?

DID THAT BITCH PUT FUCKING MILK IN HER RICE

Blown the fuck out

t.britbong
Nigel, please. You plunder the world for spices. Make better food.

it's generic family sitcoms, but for socially maladjusted incels

>enjoying eating trash
And here I thought niggers were supposed to be the coons.

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Cope.

Food, music and chinese cartoons are three things filthy japs should never be allowed to produce.

Do you have a loicense to make a post like this?

How is Overcooked? Should I bither with it or skip to 2?

Are you retarded?
Do you know how common that is?

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Suck my french cock you delusional bugmen lover

It is a fun as fuck coop game, but the cooking is less of a focus then the chaotic coop nature.

How mad must the Japs be to make this blatant strawman?

your cuisine is terrible because its based around being fucking poor

you put meat and vegetables in your pies for gods sake

and before you try and fight back like a bitch

"pig in a poke"

he doesnt until he eats all the eggs

MOTHERFUCKER

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>Frog
>*drown everything in butter*
The greatest prank foggies did was tricking people into thinking French have good food.

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why isn't there a Princess Principal game yet?

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common in california and texas, those places filled with spics

>go to France
>all the food is bland
>every place I go to has bland food

Is this a French thing?

What's the appeal of shows like this

Man "Arroz con leche" is delicious.

I was going to say "using raw egg for your sauce is pretty normal thing all over the world"
but apparently not for americans
is that seriously why they don't eat mayonaise?

>we don't need no vaccines, but better not eat any raw food kids

I always thought that was a Mexican thing since some coworker brought it at a pot luck is it American ?

England has the greasiest most disgusting food I have ever eaten.
What they do to vegetables should be a fucking crime.

itt. faggots living off tendies and instant ramen are "discussing" cuisine.
go gurgle on sugar you worthless tastelets.

Everyone who played them just moved on to actual cooking

Americans BTFO

HON HON HON Your palate is too unsophisticated to detect the subtle flavours, anglo scum.

In some regions of America people add sugar and milk to rice and eat it as a breakfast cereal.

Nigel pls go

1. Original Iron Chef legacy has faded
2. Everyone thinks of the shitty American version and related shitty cooking shows such as Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, The F Word, etc. when thinking of cooking-themed entertainment.

Rice pudding is English.
Adding cinnamon is a Mexican thing.

All other food fails in the face of based Mexican cuisine. The gf makes me mexican food almost everyday and it btfo's english "food".

>plenty of chicken and beans so I can get my protein and be a strong boy
>delicious arroz con leche
>spicy food to put hair on my chest
>her braps have a nice, earthy scent

Which states do that?

A battered creme egg would fucking kill you.

Oh boy, it's one of those retards that thinks you don't have to wash egg shells because "THE SHIT IS ONLY ON THE OUTSIDE, IT'S FINE!"

>doesn't like Ramsay kino

Opinion invalidated

Isn't Nige's girlfriend a frog?

This kills the American.

california and texas

Didn't they just announce a new cooking mama
It's even multiplat now.

>you have to eat all the eggs

BLEACHED

Or non American farms where they actually give a shit about the quality of the food they are producing.

because their implementation is mini-game-like
I'd play cooking mama VR desu, but VR is a gimmick and I don't think anyone would do it right the first time

>full english
More like full of shit, no fry is complete without soda and potato bread.

Ah yes, the shithole states.

Ausfag here, what's wrong with meat in pies?

You guys don’t put anything on your food

Natto looks so disgusting.

I recommend every user here get themselves a nice latina to colonize, the protein-rich food is good for gaming and gives you strength for full-time bleaching.

Why do people get defensive when you criticize their food?

Nigger I've been in Japan for 5 years, and I've eaten various dishes that included raw eggs.
They actually give a shit about checking for salmonella here, unlike in America.

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based

Here in Germany we have Milchreis.

Rice slowly cooked in milk. Eaten with cinamon or cherries

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Is arroz con leche actually Mexican? It's a pretty typical dessert here in Spain, pretty great with some lemon and cinnamon.

>bro wtf dude, raw food contains diseases, that's unhealthy
>proceeds to chow down on his triple deluxe bacon cheese burger and extra large coke

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>lemon
It’s supposed to be a sweet desert you faggot.

>milchreis
German compound words are so pure.
Ich lerne Deutsch

>not knowing that lemon compliments sweet flavors
maximum pleb

is it a spain dessert? never heard of it outside being mexican

Food with poor nutritional value that is bad in excess is still better than food that can literally kill you from eating one.

This bitch makes me so mad vee!

You can't kill bacteria by chilling it. Cold temperatures only prevent the bacteria from multiplying, but do not remove the bacteria currently there.

It was fun, but there was room for a lot of improvement.
>should have been more cooking battles in general
>should have had more ingredient requests, and should have had some where you needed to land on a specific dish to prevent flavor-cheesing with the same shit every time
>greater variety of final dishes too
>more condiments as equipped items, and condiments used could be crucial in setting what the recipe will be
>needed a dedicated puzzle mode like the daily quest at the alchemist with 100+ puzzles
>add some simple animations for characters standing around, even if it's just facial expressions shifting or eyes looking around
>more battle locations
>should have been boss monster areas where the main task is killing the fucker, then you can see what drops and figure out what to cook / might just give you a permanent equippable cooking material

I’ve never had blood sausage, is it good?

How can you call yourself Spaniard and not know arroz con leche's Hispanic/Moorish origins?

Its true, you should be worried about raw food if youre an American because nobody is checking the food.

>dying from eating a raw egg

How daft are you? An entire nation does this on the regular and they're completely fine.

Yes.

Is this show literally NIPPON FOOD GOOD, OTHER FOOD BAD?

Cooking Simulator and Overcooked are doing pretty well last I checked.

It's fine if you like the idea of tasting stale blood, iron, and enough salt to try and hide the first two.

you are literally fucking retarded
do you seriously believe that raw food doesn't go through quality control?
it probably had more quality control than that patty from malnourished mcdonalds cows

Can't say I ever cared much about Spain's history. Ancient Greece and Egypt always were a more attractive thing to study.

There's no salmonella in my country, but you'd have to pay me a frankly stupid amount of money to eat a raw egg. Fucking nasty.

Ignore him, he's American.

europoor cope

I think british food is pretty comfy

I went to this comfy af pub in Wales when i went to see my cousin and I had this amazing shepards pie. Never tasted something like that before.

Then I had a Jam rolly? it was this really light kind of thin sponge cake that was rolled up into a log shape with freshly made raspberry jam and cream with this incredible home made vanilla and almond ice cream

I will never shitpost against the anglos food again after that

It doesn't matter to me, I only eat pasteurized eggs.

eggs are pasteurized

Based.

Because an action RPG set in Ind Rev London with anime girls doing the espionage dance would be too much for todays weebs.

Best pump out another gacha card collecting "game" instead.

There is always a risk of salmonella being found in the yolk, regardless of the process the egg receives.
I'm not defending American eggs but unless it's one of those fancy pasteurized eggs there will always be the risk.

Wew lads

Overcooked 1 and 2 is good

The Quarter Pounder is the greatest food ever made and if you disagree you're just an idiot or European, which is the same thing btw

>I FISHED THEM OUT OF A DYING CHICKENS ASSHOLE THIS MORNING THIS MEANS THEY'RE SAFE TO EAT AND DELICIOUS STUPID GAIJIN BITCHU

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>good opportunity for a thread about cooking
Completely squandered it. I came in here for recipes and recommendations, not this shit.

Wrong. The greatest food ever is the chicken tikka masala

What is wrong with vegetables you mutt?

Cooking minigames replaced them. Also, people can cook in real life instead of in a game. I play games to play characters that do things that are impossible in real life such as kill mythical monsters.

I've had raw egg with basedsauce mixed into rice. It was not bad and I did not get sick from it. I do not know if the basedsauce helps kill bacteria or if it is the heat from the rice but it all depends on inspections of the hens and eggs. Of course it would be better if another sauce was used besides basedsauce since I tend to dislike it.

Oh and that girl should have added butter to it.

If I ever visit Japan, I seriously want to try raw horse meat.

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Why is english food so bad? Even here in Germany, with our not so great food, its considered the worst.

nobody wants to talk about video games, fuck off

kek

Actually, the greatest food is a Royale with cheese.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU BITCH

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No fuck you user now tell me your favorite things to cook.

/ck/ exists, you know? Not our fault you're too lazy to switch boards.

>t. brit

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Because people don’t even take the time to cook real food for themselves. You think they’re gonna spend time with holographic meatloaf?

It is smelly and disgusting.
That's one of the few things I hated in Japan.

What I wouldn't give for some black pudding and haggis right now...

are you actually implying british food is good?

What the fug

What can you expect of a country whose most iconic dish is fucking fish n chips?

>not only are the Japanese proud of their ability to eat raw eggs and raw fish and flavorless rice, they will also call this "cooking" and consider it superior to actual, prepared foods like black pudding

This is why everyone laughs at them, no one wants to fuck their primary cooks (men), and their population is dying. They are a proud joke.

>salmonella is a naturally occurring organism in avian disgestive tract
>outside of the high risk with the shell, there's an inevitable small one of the organism being found in the yolk that nothing except heat will kill
>say that I wouldn't eat raw eggs, had plenty of those a d even Mett before
>"europeans" and weebs pile up screaming EL AMERICANO regardless of nationality
why is everyone a retarded child

He uses the eggxit

Im an American living in Japan. Im tired of so many faggots like you being too scared to try new food because you think America has the best food standards. Raw shit will kill you if nobody cares to check it. In Japan, they check the food.

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rent free.

>His body is so weak that can get sick from eating food
>His body isn't strong enough to become a hostile enviroment for patogens

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British food is unironically good and this meme is frankly outdated by almost a decade now.

The samurai fears the American Cowboy.

Japan is fucking disgusting

maybe, just maybe there's a reason why literally no other country likes your food?

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>I think everywhere is lazy like my home country
>im not retarded, you are.
The Japanese drop like flies when they get a cold but barley anybody is getting sick from salmonella here.

t. anglo

funny you talk about a country going to shit when Muhammad is getting ready to fuck your wife and behead you, and all your "food" is being replaced with mudslime cuisine

Not a big fan of eel pie.

Found the mad Jap. I'm Moroccan, dipshit. You just told me my population is thriving.

american factory farmed eggs are washed before packaging and distribution, destroying the outer layer of the shell and exposing the egg itself to all manner of infection. they have to be refrigerated for their entire storage, and fully cooked, to be safe to eat. it's a really really really stupid thing that absolutely should be stopped, but it is why americans understanding of eggs is so different. their eggs actually are different.

Raw food is less safe than cooked food. There is no debating this.
I like sushi, but I know that if I eat it often enough I will eventually get sick.

>anglo pretending he's not an anglo

Found the brit with a slow wit, get him outta here.

Food elitism is retarded and shows how insecure most people from nations are because they cannot brag with anything else from said nation.

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HOLY KEK

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Mutt here, don't lump him in with us meat pies are delicious.

I do actually want to try whale or dolphin some day to see if it really is the same as tuna

What do you mean by lazy?

So many eggs, he makes me proud

Tastes pretty disgusting too.

>this meme again

>Japanese cuisine: just eat it raw bro what could happen
>American cuisine: butter butter butter

The only place with good cooking culture is western europe minus the UK of course

mac and cheese and ramen
i'm somewhat of a chef if i say so myself

>Nooooo I can't be wrong I was so sure he was evil whitey

Kun faya kun, brother. Your anger has defeated you on this day.

Because you are not in Japan.
If a place here serves bad sushi, they get closed in a hot second.
You are trying to state that raw food all over the wolrd will make you sick. But in a country with standards for raw food, you arent going to get sick.

>nips thought they could bring banter to the brits without repercussions
big mistake

Paula Dean might have been onto something about using butter. Though I just barely began to test the waters of cooking meat in its own trimmed fat

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Raw food is less safe than cooked food. There is no debating this.

>waters down and deintensifies curry
>pasta sauce is sweetened ketchup
>half their shit is chinese
>bbq btfo by koreans

lol where do these japs get the room to trash other cuisines

Someone post this on /ck/

I like sushi, but Yea Forums always shits on it
Did I trick myself into thinking it tastes good, or is it actually good food?

*bbq btfo by americans

this image defines it all

no one's buying your larping, nigel

But real curry and Japanese curry are both great

>sashimi

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I got a tapeworm from sushi, fuck you weeaboo faggots for recommending that shit. Didn't taste all that special either.

I eat 卵かけごはん all the goddamn time

you won't get sick
you guys are just retards.

Its a meme turned into culture just because low class japs were too lazy to actually cook the fish

>give me validation!

Because you live in America and have the idea that raw food will kill you. I was the same way until I realized nobody here is getting salmonella from sushi or kakegohan. Raw eggs mixed in with rice was my staple food during college, and I never got sick.
I can't change your mind, but dont be a faggot and think that America has better food handling standards.

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maybe don't eat it from your local rundown convenience store

What does eel taste like?

...

Is he ok

English pies are based but those jellied eels look funky not gonna lie

Depends on who makes it. Sushi is a balancing act, and can't be slapped together by just any ham fisted cook.
>tfw the only good Sushi restaurant in my area was owned by a husband and wife, but closed up shop becausd the husband died

Even Nigel knows that cracking a raw egg onto rice isn't "cuisine", and neither is eating a dead whale. Though, I think I'm just arguing with a weeaboo at this point; a Jap would've given up by now.

I don't like the texture of raw eggs

Don't worry, he's apparently dead the moment he got gutted, the flailing's just the nerves

I agree. Handheld meat pies are great.

Ah yes, the world-famous American gourmet (coincidentally the leading expert on other nations' food), Anonymous makes his presence known.

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dude
And they shit on china for eating dogs? This is a million times worse

Yeah, what with how we gently roast them to caramelized perfection and serve them with beef gravy, horrendous!

So you don't eat mayo? What a sad existence.

You can get sick.

french (and belgian) food > italian food > japanese food > arabic food > mexican food > spanish food > vietnamese food > american food > nord food > dutch food > african food > english food > chinese food
even br*ts can't beat gutter oil
and sorry, I've never eaten east european or russian food

You're welcome.

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Yeah, if its not checked.
But it clearly was.

Are you talking about cream of wheat?

>heard people getting salmonella from undercooked chicken
>heard people getting salmonella from fucking frozen vegetables
>head people getting salmonella from contaminated fruit
>never heard people getting salmonella from raw eggs
huh?

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feels bad man

Mayo is pretty disgusting though

Raw food is less safe than cooked food. You literally have no way of debating this, and no scientist, nutrionist or learned person in general would ever say otherwize.

>"Even Nigel knows that cracking a raw egg onto rice isn't cuisine"
>*puts carbs between two slices of carbs*
> and neither is eating a dead whale
>*pays for TV loicense*
>"Though, I think I'm just arguing with a weeaboo at this point"
>*gets acid splashed in face and stabbed with several knives on the way to watch footy at the pub*
>"a Jap would've given up by now-"
>*gets behead by Abdul*

Kingdom Hearts 3

Alright, let's take your retard logic for a ride: Americans eat mayonnaise, but they can't eat raw eggs because of salmonella.

Explain that.

That’s a very smooth brained opinion

german here, no, it´s horrible old people food. Just like prunes.

My guilty pleasure is going to the all-you-can-eat Korean-owned sushi place like once a month and enjoying all the low quality raw fish I can eat.

If you have a shitty brand, sure.

>deviating from the secret recipes passed down through the millenia
That's the seed of heresy

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Anyone who shits on anyone for eating a specific kind of animal is a fucking hypocrite who should sit the fuck back down, unless they're a vegan. Murder is murder.

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>character doesn't want to eat raw shit
>clearly they're American for not appreciating shit

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>Give me good cooking games
Overcooked 2

Why not just blurt out "I'm not white" instead

No checking is perfect. 'Can' is a word that has a meaning, please consider it before replying.

There is literally nothing wrong with hunting animals as long as they aren't endangered.

Are there good bong desserts? Pastries, sweets, whatever

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1) Americans don't cook and probably don't even know what mayo is beyond something they can buy at Wal-Mart. That shit is processed every which way.
2) It's not like you necessarily get salmonella from eating an egg in America. It's like red meat so it's a risk. Those who do make their own mayo are probably careful with their supply and accept the risk that remains.
3) That's all there is to it.

Shut it, mutto

These shows are pretty damn obnoxious to watch.

Shove it up your ass veggie
HAving the fucking animal look at you while you eat it is NOT the same as eating its leg
there is some disturbing shit at work here not present in the west

Permanently shut the hell up, you pedantic goon.

The english were too poor to afford desserts.

It's why their pies are filled with meats and veggies.

Next you'll tell me you enjoy spicy food.

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There is good bong everything but it's cooler to just meme about how bad it is

Its less safe if its not checked.
Im debating you on this because you are trying to apply American standards to another country.
Raw shit is abundant here and people aren't dying from it. I bet you assume every sushi place is like the one you have downtown. You really cant understand that Japan has a culture ,and handling standards, for raw food which prevents people from getting sick.
You are the definition of stubborn.

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>want to get pizza now
>live close to the city and all the local places have turned to fucking ripoffs

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What show is this?

The Apple pie was literally invented in england though

i went to a pretty popular restaurant, i'm not that stupid to eat from somewhere like a convenience store.

Natto looks utterly repulsive. Like someone sneezed on some baked beans.

If raw eggs are good enough for Rocky they're good enough for you you ungrateful bitch

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99% is close to perfect, unlike America's 2%.
You idiots seriously think sushi in America is the same as Japan.

Bet you though the english won world war two too.

I do not care about the logic of it, you retard. The reason I posed the question was so that you could figure it out yourself and I didn't have to spoonfeed you like a retard, but here we are.

Why can you eat mayonnaise in America but not raw eggs. THINK.

Im not american and he is right
raw food is more dangerous period
You are being retarded

Spot the poopskin

baste

Same

imagine being such a fucking retard you think meat and vegetables are a bad thing

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