Play a top tier character

>Play a top tier character
>Complain that you never get buffs
>You get buffs
>Continue to complain anyway
I will never understand Shulk mains
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This list is so good. I would probably move Corrin, Duck Hunt, Game & Watch and Jigglypuff to slight buffs and Meta Knight to stay the same, and I'd definitely put ICs to slight buffs, but that's it. Great list compadre.

Evo proves that Duck Hunt is actually a pretty good character in Ultimate. He's fine.

For me, it's Zero Suit Samus. The most honest smash bros ultimate character

Game and Watch is good now. He’s getting higher and higher in tier lists. One of the more balanced characters

the poor dog has exactly 1 kill option, he needs a beefier backair or something.

> shulk
> top tier
> kirby
> piranha plant
> major buffs

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rent free, dilate, have intercourse, semen brained.

shulk is only "top tier" because nobody can figure out how to make monado arts useful but everyone assumes they must be
kirby is the most obnoxious he's been since fucking smash 64
piranha plant is 90% hitbox 10% weak spot

Ah I see. You’re a shitter

>I find these characters annoying, therefore they should stay bottom tier
Deepsmell my bumhole.

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if shulk were anywhere close to top tier he would have a presence online
if you feel like kirby and piranha plant are bottom tier it's your problem
just don't play like a retard
kirby's air game is 100% free, just throw them out at will and watch your main suddenly look a lot higher tier
piranha plant can punish literally any approach by holding the neutral B out, go nuts

>Doc is the last low tier to ever get a buff or even a change

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s-h-i-t-t-e-r

>None of the links need buffs
>Not even big link

Guess how I know you don't go to your weeklies?

> link needs a buff
being able to pull a free, manual pyukumuku out of your ass at will isn't "in need of a buff"

What are you talking about? Adult Link is a solid character and Young Link is undoubtedly high tier. As I said, Toon Link is the only Link in need of buffs.

The only problem shulk has is his relatively slow normals and his damage output outside of buster is relatively mediocre, but thats balanced out by "oh smash arts can just kill at low percent", and thats balanced by the fact your just telling your opponent "im trying to fucking kill you in these next 10 seconds".

Dial storage is a nice exploit but honestly shulk is too held back by his arts basicly telegraphing his mindset.

>kirby is the most obnoxious he's been since fucking smash 64
just because you can't beat one of the lowest-tier characters in the game doesn't mean he's "obnoxious."

All my mains and secondaries are males and I want to diversify the characters under my belt. So I decided to start playing as this whore.
Any tips? Also I'm not used to bair and fair being the exact same move but I'm not complaining with that bad ass kick that seems piss easy to sweet spot on most characters.

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downgrade your internet as much as you possibly can and NEVER approach. Stay at the complete opposite side of the stage for as long as you possibly can.

Her dair is the best spike in the game.
There is no sour spot.
There is no bad timing.
Literally every hitbox on her dair sends enemies downward. You CANNOT fuck it up unless you miss completely. You also have decent recovery. Edgeguard like a retard.

I'm not that much of a faggot but it's semi-sold advice, I'm still trying to approach too aggressively.

I'll go off stage for sure more knowing that. I have spiked once already but I figured I just sweet spotted.

If you hear the "spike noise" you got the sweetspot and timed it right. Otherwise, you'll still send them down. It's enough to stop characters like spacies and ganondorf at a half decent percentage, but obviously, not an instant death sentence like a proper spike.