CM on PS4

>CM on PS4
OH NO NO NO

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I wish Yea Forums had actually turned around and said "Actually let's not glorify console wars" about ten or so years ago when we were small enough for that kind of concensus to be made.

It's fucking retarded that some of the people who come here legitimately just see announcements as platform arguments first. And it wouldn't be the case if people had agreed to some self control back then.

so PS4 owners buy kiddie shit for girls and toddlers? not surprising

I take it you weren't here 10 years ago and were yet another 2011 newfag.

>I wish Yea Forums had actually turned around and said "Actually let's not glorify console wars" about ten or so years ago when we were small enough for that kind of concensus to be made.
>It's fucking retarded that some of the people who come here legitimately just see announcements as platform arguments first. And it wouldn't be the case if people had agreed to some self control back then.

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This game is going to turn all the gamers into hardcore chefs

Thing of the horror

>Censored Mama

Oh no what exactly?

Does this mean that she will be in Smash Bros?

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2009 Yea Forums talked about vidya even less than modern Yea Forums, what with all the spam bots that escalated to the great brown box invasion.

I thought Nintendo had publishing rights to this

Don’t lie, you read it as Cockstar at first.

Is nobody gonna ask how you gonna play the game with buttons
I dont get it

Well hey fuck it nigga I'm glad there's a new Mama

>Cookstar
More like cockstar, amiright?

uh, PS4's gonna be a little troublesome? Is it gonna be a touchpad controller gimmick game there? Does that ever work? No? And the Switch isn't much better.
Cooking Mama rode on the Wii's motion controls. This game isn't gonna carry on name alone.

I was takin a minute

do yuo think this is a nintendo exclusive?
its been on mobile forever

Doesn't the PS4 have motion controls?

That's just what a loser WOULD say

>Cooking Mama rode on the Wii's motion controls
It was originally a DS game so no, it originally worked with touch controls. Switch has both those and motion controls anyway.

The joycons have motion controls though

Finally a good switch game

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>immediately proves him right that this board went down the shitter
Nice.

I want to fuck Cooking Mama

>>immediately proves him right that this board went down the shitter
>Nice.

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Wait I thought cooking mama was a first party Nintendo franchise
Anyway congrats mamabros.

Oh great. Someone is going to make art of the dumb snoy wojak fucking cooking mama.

yes. the DS4 has a gyroscope good enough to type with so it's definitely good enough for something less precise like aiming a tomato. they also have the move controllers which are literally wiimotes.

Switch does have a touchscreen, most games just ignore it
I believe the ps4 has a touch screen of sorts on the controller.
Either that or you will plug in a mouse to play the game with.

>2009 Yea Forums talked about vidya even less than modern Yea Forums
Wrong.

Unironically the most based post ever put on this shithole board.
Talk about e-celebs and vidya politics all you want instead of actual fucking games but quit it with this fucking company dick sucking bullshit.

>Doesn't even have the balls to quote the people he is mocking

No? They didn't even publish it or do anything.
Plus the original has been on ios for ages now.

>tfw no qt milf gf
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>gf
Disgusting, just have a cute biological mom and romance her

lol xcucks btfo

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Good posts

Third rated posts

Good job proving him right, retarded mongoloid

why user why do you do this to me?

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>Good job proving him right, retarded mongoloid

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Console wars threads are necessary for a healthy consumer.
>They show consoles and their libraries as they are, without marketing making them look better (or worse) so you, as a consumer, can make an informed decision.
>Every time you win a thread, you plant seeds of doubt on the other console's owner; it's just a matter of time before they switch consoles
>The more people buying your console of choice, more games will arrive to it, given you more games to play.

Yea Forums dislikes console wars threads because they're battles of wits and your average user is bad at discussing and argumenting.

So the PS4 finally got a game

Cooking Mama PSVR

Imagine being a slave to one platform and not being the superior multi-platform Chad

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Okay I'm fucking tired of this. You want me to keep advertising on this fucking site? Then ban that stupid wojack and soiboi shit. Fix it because I dont want my prospective customers seeing that shit.

Based söyjack poster

Does that mean the switch version will use labo vr

There's a line between console arguments being reasonable and console arguments being "expected" though. Actual discussion breeds healthy viewpoints of the industry and minimizes fanboyism.

Look at OPs post and tell me it's not just someone trained to believe that should be their first response to this announcement. It also INVITES fanboyism by letting actual fanboys think people acting like them is normal here.

>"Yea Forums dislikes console wars threads because they're battles of wits"
>Dude wojacks lmao, no gaymes posting and MY FAVORITE VIDEOGAMES ARE BETTER THAN YOURS shitflinging
>Battle of wits

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JUST STOP BEING A PUSSY SAKURAI AND PUT HER IN SMASH!

I am almost certain that there will be articles like "Cooking mama is sexist"

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What a Yea Forums-tard sees
>WOW LOLOL OWNED COOKING MAMA ON PS4 BROS WE WON LE GOLD FACE
What a normal person sees
>Nice, a new CM

>console wars over fucking cooking mama

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If there is any series worth going to war for it’s Cooking Mama.

>literal dumpster fire
>"its a battle of wits"