ITT: IRL bosses
ITT: IRL bosses
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>The Replicator Twins
Camo themselves as different creatures
Require a high perception to see through camo
can use their reptilian mouths to stun enemies and cause bleeding damage
It's fine, I'm not a delicious infant.
Name him
Giraffes are fucking dinosaurs, they're awesome. I saw some at a zoo recently, fed it by hand using the zoo's animal feed, what massive beasts they are.
>Draw cowboy... it'll be the last thing you ever do
>please sit
>don't worry about the baby now
tobiticus the wise
>The Wife, the JUST and the Alimony
is this natty achievable?
the cryptoking
Mandalf the gay
>zoo
Zoos are horrible places where animals die in captivity with all their will to live sucked out. Free the animals fag
Morvo, the Noise of Doom
>optional boss is tougher than the final boss
Chachandra, the Rubber Bride
when do we get to actually face this boss instead of fighting his minions?
patron saint of the homeless
who..
Considering Israel would be happy to nuke the whole world in case they fall, yeah I'd say they are the final boss. There will be nothing left after this boss is defeated.
>i've got a boner to pick with you
reminder youtube.com
If you actually did anything about poachers and deforestation we wouldnt need zoos you fucking hippie scum
how are roos so fucking jacked. they don't look like they use their arms at all
U mean the whole 3rd world? They will do us a favour
Fuck China!!!!!
No, they want to nuke all major cities in the world in case they fall. Just to spite people for not helping them in the scenario that Israel gets destroyed. If they are not allowed to have a country, then nobody will.
"Israel has been building nuclear weapons for 30 years. What would serve the Jew-hating world better in repayment for thousands of years of massacres but a Nuclear Winter. Or invite all those tut-tutting European statesmen and peace activists to join us in the ovens? For the first time in history, a people facing extermination while the world either cackles or looks away—unlike the Armenians, Tibetans, World War II European Jews or Rwandans—have the power to destroy the world. The ultimate justice?"
A lot of the animals are ones that were born in captivity. They wouldn't have the skills to survive if you were to suddenly pull them out of a life of leisure and guaranteed meals each day and drop them in the wild to fend for themselves.
Retard. They wouldn’t attack the 3rd world, they would deliberately leave them and attack Europe and probably parts of east Asia.
>"Israel has been building nuclear weapons for 30 years. What would serve the Jew-hating world better in repayment for thousands of years of massacres but a Nuclear Winter. Or invite all those tut-tutting European statesmen and peace activists to join us in the ovens? For the first time in history, a people facing extermination while the world either cackles or looks away—unlike the Armenians, Tibetans, World War II European Jews or Rwandans—have the power to destroy the world. The ultimate justice?"
source on quote?
I feel bad for this guy, just because he has a weird face he became a meme among incels who usually spend good chunk of the day complaning about they're single because girls only want chads
Rosenbaum, Ron (2012), How the End Begins: The Road to a Nuclear World War III, Simon & Schuster, ISBN 978-1-4165-9422-2.
God bears are so funny looking
>Melee attacks inflict bleed damage
fucking based lmao, fuck dogs.
>Summons dust storms to reduce party accuracy
IRL Amalthus.
Kangaroo Jacked.
Good. The material world belongs to the Devil and is not worth fighting for, the sooner people realize this the better. There is nothing wrong with extinction.
Not all dogs walking on their hind legs endured a beating. I had one that would do it constantly and was the most pampered, spoiled little shit that ever graced our home.
For me it's bloatlord
>boss is killed by the real final boss in a cutscene
"The Incelephant", thotslapper
Pamking, manifestation of Fall
>Fire
>Grass/Ghost
>Bug/Poison
>Grass/Dark
>Grass/Bug
Shit party comp honestly
May want to mix it up a bit
Ummmm yeah I'm thinking he's based
john
>Parappa the Slappa, Rhythmic overlord
They don't have enough nukes.
>when you first have to defeat the boss`s pet to summon him
>orchestral OST with rap lyrics starts playing
QTE failed
Let's take them out while we still can then, next earth day. Save the planet.
BASED AND REDPILLED
Jim and Jimbo, the bear enrages if you defeat the dude first, but you'll get extra loot that way.
>stealth boss
Just a reminder if a doggo is doing a elaborate trick that means they get beating to do so. Chinese people are goblins & ghouls, and should be treated as such
he has a girlfriend and sidebitch though, sminem is a chad
What the hell is happening here?
I want to have a beer with Pamking.
That's a tiger, fool.
>Boss turns out to be a real bro
they get hit by lightning very often
Haha elephants are cute and based
To bad we killed most of the Bastards
he was suicidal and the amerimutt cops didnt want to babysit him
My poodle used to walk on two legs for no reason sometimes. It struggled much more than this dog, but still I always thought it was just something poodles did for fun lol
>save the planet
real nice
>boss fight is a free for all
>girl in the back submissively opens her mouth to suck cock
Gumbldor
Why is he called Garteror the lean if he's so fat- oh.
post the full vid with sound
It actually made me fucking jump
Not everyone lives in the crappy US
have sex and go back to /pol/
based chink
fuck amerimutts
f-fuck... honestly made me check my ceiling
>Treats the hot one gently
>Punches the fat ugly one
nice
This might work on phoneposters, since they're already little cucks, they would jump at anything remotely threatening.
Reminder social media is the killer of souls
Jesus Christ what a mean post I'm gonna cry now.
It jumps towards the screen. It's a jumpscare :3
>tries to grab the phone
Based boomerphant, fuck zoomers and their telephones.
Based
I want to hug him
Has anyone managed to catch goldberg? the loot drops are rumored to be insane.
pic related, I managed to get a screenshot of him the slippery fucker.
>final boss is defeated and forgotten