>oh my god Veronica, I forgot to tell you the worst part
>he didn’t have a single true roguelike on his pc. not one!!
>I asked if he really didn’t and he just started listing kiddie roguelite shit like that Isaac Binding game, and Dark Cells or whatever it’s called
>no, none! not rogue, not cataclysm, not nethack, not even a simple one like infra arcana!
>i nearly broke out laughing in his face, i asked why he hadn’t played any since they’re all free and it was clear he hadn’t even heard of them
>i showed him some screenshots and, I swear to god Veronica I nearly pissed myself, he just kept talking around the fact that he clearly couldn’t handle ascii graphics and the controls intimidated him
>no, I didn’t have the heart to tell him how pathetic it was. I just made an excuse and left. haven’t answered any of his calls since then
>oh my god veronica, you’re so bad... you’re probably right though, I mean it has to be small if he’s that much of a pussy
>it’s alright though, Charles asked if I wanted to come over and do a few cogmind challenge runs tonight...
>oh shut up!! I think he’s earned it haha
>haha you know me too well... well, talk to you later, V. don’t wait up ;) ciao
Oh my god Veronica, I forgot to tell you the worst part
imagine typing this shit for a couple yous
>cataclysm
>real roguelike
lol?
i fucking love stone soup
Kill all women
Roguelikes, lites, and any randomly generated content is shit.
>mfw I've played cataclysm so that roastie whore wouldn't trash-talk me to Veronica
FUCK
(You)
>current year
>socializing with women
baka
I've only played Rogue (never beaten it) and pokemon mystery dungeon, do I still have a chance with a girl?
>Yea Forums stand for Veronica, not Video Games
I learned something today.
>"No, I don't care about what women think, how could you tell? "
Spelunky and Necrodancer are the only ones worth playing
Fpbp
>roguelites
You deserve a (You) for this post. Have a swell day/night.
the only acceptable roguelites are mystery dungeon games
period
end of discussion
Roguelikes are garbage for autistic NEETs
If I have to use my imagination to imagine good graphics, I’ll just read a book. If I want to play a roguelike, then I’ll play Dead Cells.
Based and redpilled
captain tsubasa looking motherfucker
I have all of those games, why is she calling me Charles.
>tfw only ever managed 5 rune run
>tfw too lazy to learn the game all over again
I wish I was young and able to waste entire days on autismal shit like roguelikes. These days I need my gratification qiick and easy.
>complaining about oc
imagine being you.
You are an ultra-chad.
shut up op
This thread isnt oc
You can easily check the archive
>some inane shit i cba to read
>oc