Will gamers ever recover?

Reminder that bisexuality is just a phase and not a real sexuality.

I don't remember pretending to play as a glory hog who compromises infosec for a book deal.

>bing bing wahoo!
whoa what a chad

I certainly don't pretend I'm him while RJing around in Quake. Maybe he should try it IRL.

Oh. I don't pretend to be him in vidya gaems. I pretend to be pic related.

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he never died

So does that mean I can go back to being straight after sucking a dick?

>haha I said stupid thing, and people said I was stupid! Haha triggered!
epic, gamers and gun freaks have been BTFO

As long as balls never touched, you're golden.

Rip Fortnite

based /x/ poster

You stop being bi once you settle down in a monogamous relationship.

>guy who had to let the brits find Bin Laden and wait for him to turn up
Cool

FPS games should unironically be banned. One of the worst genres out there, and it ruined gen 7

Damn im just playing animal crossing

Why would you ban after the first shot

>I fought for your freedom! WTF why are you using your freedom to do something I don't like?

HE'S THE GAL GUN PROTAGONIST?!

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>the only non fps games are Mario
You have to be 18 or older to be here

go back to stardew valley fag

Ah so an agent of Israel

are you bin laden

Man I love being a tool of the government and complicit child rapist.

'twas merely an act!

Don't worry, I'm a vet too. I say play your games. There, now he's counteracted. Should make an Immunity Afghan Veteran meme. All your bases are protected from crazy old vets now.

lol wow you shot a defenseless old man in his house with the Pakistani governments assistance. so brave. such a badass.

What if I don't play pro-American propaganda games?

I wish someone would ban me from fucking life

I hate the american military's holier than thou attitude so fucking much
I wish they all died in a shitty desert like they're supposed to

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Haha lol what a troll

He said it was sarcasm in a later tweet.

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he's a cute loli taking monster cocks?
wtf, where is she, I gotta find this gal

>I'm a vet too
Thanks for your service ;_;

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>only a few people are joking about him being other game characters
>the rest are all stroking his ego
twitter sucks

I actually couldn't tell in the slightest. What was even his intent? Say dumb thing and hope everyone understands it's dumb?

>get laughed at for making a stupid comment
>hahaha guys no i was just joking! im not *really* stupid! i was just pretending!

>Boasting about """killing""" a CIA asset

lmao

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alternatively: rolling with the punches

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Oh you mean the guy who was stagged as the next American hero when laden was already dead. Cool

He's alright in my book.

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So a Dranei priest in slutmog?

why do americans like shooting people so much

Yeah it doesn't even make sense.

>let's ban first person shooters like libs want to ban guns right?
>What the fuck are you talking about?
>HA, fuck you gamer boy

>dumb boomer in denial about his boomerism
cringe

I guess it is a clown world

To be honest banning fps games would have zero effect in my gaming

stfu boomer

>be in the military
>be against gun rights and the second amendment

what the fuck?

what else would you expect from someone in the american military
most of them fucking act like they can't be wrong just because they shot some kids in a desert

He's probably gen x, do you neckbeards even know the generations?
That aside, he's a complete cunt who thinks being a killer makes him important or valuable. Should have died in Iraq and Afghanistan.

>guy who shot a dirty neet gamer mudslime in a dirt hovel 10 years too late
>important or worthy of respect

>hahaha i was just pretending to be retarded

>the guy who was part of the Bin Laden conspiracy is shit posting Yea Forums terms with kids on Twitter about how he's not old
what the fuck

But in Insurgency Sandstorm I pretend to be a PMC that sounds like Tom Hanks or a terrorist that wears full on Adidas tracksuit. Is he one of em?

kek

Whom? Boomer ecelebs need to go

why the fuck would spiderman out himself like that?

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Is this your first day on the internet? Or have you lived under a rock for the last year and a half? Anyone above 30 is called a boomer and anyone under 20 is called a zoomer. It doesn't literally mean a baby boomer.

Is it even a secret to anyone who Spiderman is? Seems like most of his stories revolve around him getting acquaintances killed over his identity.

Kek

Man, the military was full of good looking people. I came out and those are the faces I see everywhere.
I regret not dying overseas, surrounded by beauty.

In the actual generations, not le Yea Forums memeboi generations.
You seriously think this guy makes a distinction?

>56%

He's clearly well versed with internet language enough to have picked up "soi boi" so yes I would assume he'd know about boomer and zoomer. Do you think this is some sort of Yea Forums exclusive meme? These meme buzzwords spread like wildfire.

lmao didn't they say they just dumped the body in the ocean? pfft. that is fucking retarded. maybe the CIA shouldn't have trained his stupid ass in the first place to fight russians. He was on the federal payroll right up until 9/11. I'm supposed to believe no one fucking knew what he was up to in his cave? while we were paying him? That faggot probably killed some homeless guy while on speed and acts like a faggot on twitter, larping like he did something.

Didn't most of the squad die in some questionable ways?

and i wish i could cum on ange's teeth but we can't all get what we want in life

>LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN

no photos, no body, tossed into the ocean without recording the gps co-ordinates

totally legit and authentic, nothing fishy here

Should I be impressed or worried?

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>guy who brags about killing real people wants to ban killing fake people

What the hell kind of name is Bin Laden?

Like, a dude laden with bins? This shit is so obviously fake.

My mom is also an Ampharos

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Typical boomer.

And that makes him qualified how? He's about as qualified as Orange Man or Jack Thompson anyway. Thinking about it, he's less qualified.

Rekt, tho

Whose to say he actually shot me

Fuck off Mozart.

Ah, a rusemaster and a bin laden killer.
Can this man get any more, as they say, based?
Everyone should buy that movie about him ten times. He's just THAT based.

Where is the fucking body?

The last FPS game I played was FEAR 3. Last 2 games I've played are Xenoblade Chronicles X and Bloodborne. Both games used female characters. I don't think I imagine myself as him.

But sure, go ahead and ban FPS. Ban Madden and Fifa, too.