Should I get a switch? I have 400$ and nothing in particular to spend it on

Save up for pc

Perfect.

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How do you think I'm posting here right now

Why? If the economy collapses money will be worthless.

You already have a gaming rig?

He's not taking about a complete collapse. Just a recession that is about to hit.

If you can find a revised model in stores already, I'd say go for it.

Give that money to me, I'll spend it

Then you might as well hack your switch so you have access to all games.

I tried to look into this just recently and could only find people playing android shit on the switch, do you have a name or something I can look up for actual switch game pirating?

Flirting with Kaos!
Inviting Kaos out for dinner!
Getting to know Kaos!
Walking Kaos home!
Lending Kaos my coat to keep her warm!
Comforting Kaos from her inferiority issues!
Holding hands with Kaos!
Kissing Kaos on the cheek!
Saying goodnight to Kaos!
Walking around the back of Kaos's house!
Waiting three hours behind Kaos's house!
Climbing up to Kaos's window!
Cracking open Kaos's window and climbing in!
Sneaking up to Kaos's bedside while she is asleep!
Covering Kaos's mouth!
Taping Kaos's mouth shut!
Holding down Kaos!
Slipping my hand up Kaos's nightgown!
Punching Kaos to stop her squirming!
Grabbing Kaos's ass!
Slipping my hand under Kaos's pantsu!
Fingering Kaos's cunny!
Pulling up Kaos's nightgown!
Kissing and licking Kaos's tummy!
Sucking Kaos's perky pink nipples!
Licking Kaos's armpits!
Ripping off Kaos's pantsu!
Pulling Kaos's legs apart!
Sliding my cock into Kaos!
Fucking Kaos in the cunny and then the asshole!
Cumming inside Kaos multiple times!
Making Kaos my wife!
Rubbing my raw cock on Kaos's cute little feet!
Wiping away Kaos's tears!
Wrapping my hands around Kaos's throat!
Strangling Kaos until she stops breathing!
Carrying Kaos out the window!
Tossing Kaos in my car's trunk!
Driving home with Kaos!
Putting Kaos in my garage!
Noticing Kaos is still alive!
Stabbing Kaos with my kitchen knife 35 times!
Disemboweling Kaos!
Spilling Kaos's blood all over the floor!
Cutting Kaos's body into various chunks!
Burying chunks of Kaos in a shallow ditch!
Helping Koyume search for Kaos a week later!
Comforting Koyume and assuring her Kaos is just fine!
Flirting with Koyume!

pastebin.com/CRLbXFFU

Here's a guide. It gives you access to all switch games, and emulation games through homebrew. You will be able to play astral chain with a hacked switch for free.

In this pastebin it warns you of the cons to hacking a switch. the main con is you can't play online, unless you use go through an extra hoop.

>Whether you can hack your switch or not, depends on the serial key

Remember this, if you buy a later version switch, you have screwed up and it's not hackable.

Thanks user

Did you just get your tax return?

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spend it on me

Put it all into savings and be happy you're not a nintenfag then enjoy the benefits of having actual savings.

I hate Kaos so fucking much
I hope she's forced to pay rent to stay in the manga dorms
I hope she gets a job as a chef to stay in the dorms but puts water in a pan of hot oil and burns half of her face and gets fired
I hope she gets kicked out of the manga dorms for not paying rent
I hope she hides in a hole
I hope that hole gets filled with gasoline and water
I hope somebody lights her ablaze so she looks like a burnt up corpse from Half-Life 2
Kaos' life is meaningless.

oh fuck I copy pasted my guide that had hyperlinks.

pastebin.com/PdNHvYv0

Here's an updated pastebin with the links

guys, I think I'm Kaos-chan.

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Only if you get an unpatched one from an older bundle.

How many Kaos could you get with $400 dollars?

Buy a board game or three instead

Do you want to be my friend user

why would any sane human being spend 400 dollars on board games

I'm kaos...

The Switch is probably the console I have the most interest in buying games for specifically. I like my PS4, but I prefer playing games on my Switch. See if you can get your hands on one and try it out.
Also Kaos a fucking shit.

You can play online "safely" as far as we know though, just only your legitimately bought games and on a clean NAND. Buy the few multiplayer-centric titles Nintendo puts out, pirate all of the rest. Simple.

WE CAPTURE IT FOR KAOS. KAOS STRONG!

Why is Kaos so easy to bully?

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My one issue with the Switch is the weird stance some publishers have on physical releases.
Ace Attorney Trilogy and Okami have English translations but you need to fucking import them from Nipland even though you don't even have to fucking do anything and it's English by default if you have an English Switch.

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Wait two more years on the switch, get a nice monitor or start a different hobby.

>start a different hobby
what a fag

Yeah, just get narcotics and cheap consumer electronics instead.

if trips you give me the money

I get handjobs in seedy massage parlors, it doesn't have to be a faggy hobby.

Ahh, Kaos, or some say Kaosm...

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That sounds pretty gay dude.

Browse Craigslist for a launch model Switch, mod it, and just pirate games.

You could do that for well under $400

someone came on that switch

>being a piratefag

This

>you will always be a Kaos but never enter into a dorm of cute supportive girls to help you change your Kaos ways
Life sucks drop out.

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Sure but I guess youll find out why it's called the Switch

Demon lord kaos is too precious for this world.

If you only have $400 you should save it and get a better job and be more responsible with money

Lillie!

Spend it on ur gf she deserves it

Are the bundles with BOTW/etc considered considered launch models?

>gf

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Wait
Either the Switch will get cheaper or the PS5 will come out.

why would you get the ps5 on launch

For whatever exclusive fighting game it has.

I want a Ruki instead.

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It depends what game comes out with it.
But you make a good point, PS has little games.
Though if they release GOW5 at launch, I'll end up buying it.

I wish I was a qt tomboy like Tsubasa-san.
The fact we don't get a character creator when we're born is bullshit.

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Maybe we did. Maybe this is exactly what you wanted. Maybe the character creator fucking sucked.

It probably had gender-locked classes or some dumb shit like that.

Invest to make more money for more vidya

Why would you get a waste of oxygen?

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Gpd win 1 or Maybe 2 if you find it used or on sale
Both are better than the shitty tablet emulation is the way to go

prove it

>saves only $400
>Hmm guess I'll buy some fancy shit rather than doing anything sensible with it
this is why you're poor.

>tfw have 4000€ in bank account but too scared to buy a 10€ game

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1 box of Kaos

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gift 1€ to 4000 anons instead

Dumb animesissy, you dont have to spend it on anything.. especially not a shitty videogame console

same

>7000€ on bank account
>Can bring myself to buy edf 5 for 50€
>Later that day buy 32€ worth of manga without a second thought
What is wrong with my head?

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Kaos should find herself a good husband who can steer her life in the right direction.

This.
Use your money wisely or at least wait till they release a less gimped version of the console.

>tfw i had 4000 yuro on bank and went on holiday to my country
>bought shitton of stuff with new pc included
>come back wth 1200 yuro
>tfw im gonna have that 4k back in a about 1 year of scrounding or so
was damn worth it

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Since you still live with your parents sure, go for the Switch.

You also can't turn it off right? Does that affect battery life at all or no?

hahaha
>have 70k € on bank account
>pirate all my games except DMC5
>only ever buy HG gunpla, scared to import MGs and PGs only to ruin them
>maintain old E36 instead of buying new car
>care for my leather shoes and wear them for 8 years on average
>never throw away clothes unless they're torn or don't fit me, just hoard them
>cook my own food or eat at a specific restaurant that's 3.5€ per meal because they have a rotating menu offering only 2 meals per day
>build new desktop every 4-5 years

I wish I wasn't so frugal

Hookers and booze.

Kaos cunny

Depends on the games you want

I was in the same position you were in a few days ago. Bought a switch last month and didn't regret it one bit. Some of its exclusive games are simply one step beyond whatever my PS4 or PC offers. I'm talking sound design, aesthetics, music and gameplay. Graphically it cannot compete with the big boys but it's catalog and portability make up for it. Being able to play Xenoblade Chronicles 2, Dragon's Dogma or FE Three Houses in bed or on the couch is max comfy.

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Kaoyakodon!

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Kaos chan

based

It seems like a safe bet that someone posting Kaos would like a Switch, and I mean that in the best way

Sure, just make sure you get the new model with the better battery life.
For the love of god don't buy a lite

Why does Kaos resonate with anonymous so much?

We are all Kaos

Kaos ... or some say Kaosm ...