THAT HEAVY'S A SPAH
ITT: We only talk in TF2 voicelines
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Hey overalls, you suck
Dispensing an erection
My absolute biggest weakness is the simple sound of a moan.
DOMINATED, you spear chucking stone-age jiggaboo
hit me
I dare you
THAT SPY'S A BLOODY sentry HOOOH *loud crack*
I HAVE COME
EVERYONE DOWN, HE'S GOT A BOOK
SCOTLAND'S NOT A REAL COUNTRY, YOU ARE AN ENGLISHMAN IN A DRESS
kek
We're winning! Getting stabbed nine times in the heart was the greatest thing to ever happen to me!
dang valve....
2007 was a different time...
You disgust me
POOTIS
VGS
VGS
VGS
VGS
t.sandraker
"Get a haircut, Nigger!"
How did valve get away with this?
VGTG
Here lies OP, he ran fast, and died a virgin!
That there's just a sad display, boy...
JOJ JOOOOJ JOOOOOOOOJ
YOU ARE DED
NOT BIG SURPRISE
POW! HA HA!
Hit the bricks pal, you're done
THAT HEAVY IS A MEDIC *WHEEZE*
You feel shame, ya?
That helmet'll make a nice bowl for your brains!
The burning you feel?
It is SHAME
Ryminer :)
I am OWNING you, you fat bald bastard
Pain is just weakness leaving the Anus
I JUST BAGGED THE WORLD'S FATTEST MAN
Thanks, mister
You, yes you! You are Bad!
I hope I didn't scare you with my FACE-to-FACE MAN FIGHTING
Gaaaahhhh!
ME-M-M-MEE-MED-ME-M-M-ME-MED-MEE-M-MEEDIIIC
I will send you home to your momma in my painis!
Today ain't your day, pancakes!
I miss when you could swap weapons during a taunt
You would see a heavy spin his minigun on his finger, point at you, and say "You are POOTIS"
Depth perception, pal. Look into it
VERY WELL
AND ANOTHER THING
This point is mine!
THE MEDIC IS A SPAAAY!
Here's a schematic for ya: MY ASS
FAGGOTS!
PEEEEE NIS CUPCAKE
WE’RE FUCKED!
Da fAck you saey ‘DIIIC! hEAd?
>hidden in game files
>1/12345 chance of him saying it
That’s how
It’s like the hidden reload animations in battlefield but blue moon unicorn rare. What the fuck?
Sniper has some pretty edgy lines.
>not ‘ain is
Vould you like a second opinion?
You are also ugly!
We cannot let these faggots beat us again!
No one can prove they heard it
It's a miracle.
there's a server command that allows it still
>most people in this thread are not utilizing gmod esque voice line chopping/mashing to make ridiculous lines
Its not original, but its true, I LOVE Latin ‘DIIC
yore
Brains. Haircuts. Hippies. BRAAAAAINS!
It is a full moon. I have turned into a robot again.
AWOOOOO
DOMINATED
AND I'VE BEEN SHAGGIN YER WIFE. HAHA
This honestly sounds like me whenever I play TF2. I just use nonstop voice commands for no fucking reason and it gets ridiculous like this sometimes.
>*scout screams in the distance*
>*mooing*
COME. WE FIGHT LIKE MEN
LET US WRESTLE, LITTLE MAN
Let's do this
AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGHHHHHHH
IF I WASN'T THE MAN I WAS I'D KISS YA
HELP ME
VGTT
Uhh, no.
Hey look you shapeshifted into a dead guy!
THAT MEDIC IS A MEDIC!
NEIN
Zat vas an amazing killing spree... MEDIC!
That friggin' hardhat's a spy!
post THIS webm.
AND IT'S SWEEEEEET SWEET SWEET VICTORY
SWEET VICTORY YEAH
LMAO
Ok mate!
>competitive TF2
Zhank you
I don't know why the fuck i laughed at this so hard
Precision: 0
Luck: 10
You know, hiding won't save Medic
That was an amazing killing spree
YOU! YES, YOU. YOU ARE... A SPY!
I AM A ROBOT FROM THE FUTURE
im fuckin saving that
Slap my ass
I am a robot, I am here to take American MEDIC
IMAGINE IF I HADN'T BEEN DRUNK
ALL OF YOU ARE- STUPID, STUPID, STUPID
I joined this team just to kill faggots like you!
Yes
A big mug of my foot up BOYS
*siiiiiiiiiip*
Ahhh!
Ah piss
>voice command menu 2 shares a command with menu 1
>menu 3 only has 8 commands
>Medic has a unique command
Give each class a fitting unique command and add two more general ones, Yea Forums.
FINE SHOT, MATE
That spy is your ass!
butter course
Hudda hudda huuh,
Mmmrpgh crpyha drghya!
All you dandies prancin' abot, wit your 'eads full of eyballs.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Sputnik....
LETS GO LETS GO LETS GTHAT PYRO'S A FREAKIN NEED A TELEPORTER HERE *kazotsky kicks away*
THANKS FOR THE AIDS
this is the only in-character frag video
>this thread
ALL WILL FEAR MY GIANT NEW DOKTOR
I haven't played TF2 in years, and I didn't play it much, but I still read that in his voice. Noice!
>two general ones
Sniper ahead and low ammo
>give each class a fitting unique command
cant think of any
That Pyro's a freakin- MEDIC!
mph mphaphr mphphrrphprh!
Ja
You were loud and ugly and now you're dead, and ugly.
Those are good general ones.
I can think of a few class-specific ones, but they're also alternate-secondary specific.
"I AM ANGRY" for banner-Soldiers and "I HAVE LUNCH TO SHARE" for Heavies with food.
This would let us know to push with a Soldier and to heal with a Heavy.
Watch out for sticky traps and they have Uber would also be good ones.
>the game would rather kill itself than let what was about to happen commence
>Hrrrgh Administrator, I'm trying to sneak around the sentry nest but I'm dummy thick and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the sentry