One guy? No continues?!

You can just walk over it.

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Didn't they just recently do something

the FUCK was that?

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ONE TOON?

No retries?!

Ikari Warriors was great, it belongs in A at the very least

Why did the Atari 5200 die off so quickly, Yea Forums?

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Awful. Fucking atrocious. No point in telling you why, you’ll just think you’re right. Too late for you.

BECAUSE ITS A PILE OF FUCKING SHIT

WHY?

Haha is that subtle dig Continueshow? Lmao

Anything with Kyle Justin is A at least. Ikari Warriors is my favourite episode.

JUST LOOK AT IT

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Same with me. I love that episode

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!!???

James likes the little web.

>James

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It's my favorite episode to listen to.
Kyle's playing of the guitar throughout the episode makes it pretty comfy.
Until WHERE DID THE HAIR GO starts playing and you burst with laughter.

Yeah douge was in a rental review or they did one on his channel

Fuck I never gave that line any thought. I guess the Nerd character's canonical name is also James.

Absolute top tier moment when he opens that door up and pulls a beer out. Twelve years later I still laugh every time I see it.

PATRICIAN SEASON RANKING
1 >= 2 > 3 > 4 > 5
After that just stop watching

>You know James, I was once offered a video game deal based off my comedy career. I asked them what it would be about, so they told me it was supposed to be a game where I have to shovel elephant shit into a retarded prostitute’s asshole. Now, the difficult part was that you had to avoid the pus-filled boils on her cheeks, or else the shit would react violently and cause an explosion. The game was set in Japan, so they used real footage of Hiroshima for that part. The whole time, I’m crabwalking over a bed of rusty razors and my balls are being cut into ribbons - that was the time limit so to speak - but you could make the torn skin into a nice salad to feed to a blind child for extra points. He had down syndrome, though, so you needed to dodge his projectile vomiting and the half-eaten dead rabbits he throws at you. I thought the final level was especially creative. You see, you had to reach up your keister and pull out your rotting prostate and take a big bite out of it. This unlocked the final boss fight against Mahatma Ghandi’s enema filled fungus infected anus.
>Jesus Christ Gilbert, what kind of fucked up game was this?
>The Aristocrats!

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"Football"... Not this "Madden" shit. Just plain-ass, normal, everyday, no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish, no quarterback, dime-back, Nickelback, simple, ordinary, unembellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an atom bomb, one compound word, it's mother fucking, God damned, sons-of-bitchin', fuck-fuck-fucking FOOTBALL!

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Aaaaand it's one of the worst games I've ever played in my life.

AVGN ytps are great youtube.com/watch?v=dG_5RwIzq0s

youtube.com/watch?v=GGi7Y8UdDS8

Darkwing Duck is easily the best post-movie episode, and at least B tier.

anyone else feel like season 7 was when it all went downhill?

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you know I can't remember the last time I laughed at a modern avgn episode but I still happily watch them just because I fucking love james

Season 7 has a lot of good episodes, but yeah I think the quality started to decline there.

NWC would of been a great finale if
atari sports, and schwarzenegger games went before it

>toxic avenger not in F tier

Season 7 had some great episodes like Ikari Warriors, Atari Sports, and Tiger Electronic Games, but there was a quality decline there, and it got worse with each season.

this is hard to read

>Earthbound in C tier

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I am ONE GUY and I will clear this game with NO CONTINUES!

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>Seaman only on B

At least his hair grows back

When he's on the couch talking into the controller about how he has abandonment issues from his childhood I fucking died. Highest tier episode easily.

>Mega Man that low

Why did he have to make Fred Fucks into an actual character? I know he was in the game but for me it ruined the joke. A joke that should have only been in the one episode.

Where do I make one? Your list is shit.

I gotta go out somewhere, do something wild! Like get a tattoo on my face of a goat holding up a baby, snorting cocaine off its penis!

tiermaker

>nwc episode on F
kys faggot

>Ikari Warriors only on B
>and not S

The literal STATE of this dude

GAMERS NEED TO GET THEIR GAMER CREDIT SCORE UP

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ITS 2000 AND 7, USE THESE
NOT THESE!

What's this face trying to convey?

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ASS

When he moved out his normal room and into his wooden gaming den

The idea behind my disdain of it is
1. Comes across as a wannabe bigshot sellout
2. Did his wife force him to take it away from the main part of the house?
3. It's just less comfy. Going from that relatable room to what could either be a basement or a log cabin in the woods for all we know

Whether you hate Pat or not, this is still the best AVGN episode.

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Every single guest episode of AVGN sucks dick, period. AVGN kino is when he's by himself reviewing a game, that's it.

Lads...

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>Hong Kong '97 not in A tier at least

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The game sucks, I want to nail Roger Rabbit to the fucking cross

Nah, the Nerd Room/basement is cozy as fuck.

What's the most important aspect about any game?

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>Kung Fu Bandito
wait a second...

Well, being able to fucking play it!

I'M GONNA GO FUCK A BUS

Kris Kross will make you

youtube.com/watch?v=LCesChZJFiE

Eceleb board when?

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It was the Armin Tamzarian moment for sure

That sounds exactly like something a pleb would say.

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play games

This is such an underrated quote

Anyone who played vidya back then can relate. Anyone who's scoured the internet through "pm'd u the fix ;) " can relate

Why do people hate NWC?

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>he
probably wasn't his idea
>A joke that should have only been in the one episode.
abso-fucking-lutely, especially since there's no connection at all between Fred Fuchs and the black cat game

A fuckin chicken mask?!

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best episode

Atari Sports is easily S tier come on

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enough with the delusion

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delet this

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¿ʇi ʇǝפ

what's this from?

his dick only comes out once, what a shame

>not finishing out bible games
>leaving out get the knife, get the knife
>leaving out where did their hair go?

Probably because it sucks.

the finale of Board James is also the finale of the Nerd

>bugs bunny episodes that high
they were always garbage

I thought they were pretty funny. Especially when Bugs loses it in Crazy Castle.
>You know what we don't like? GETTING SHIT ON THE FUCKING. FACE.

>We're further away from the Superman 64 episode than it was from the actual game's release

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No! I don’t get it!

GERONIMO!

I don't usually shit on recent seasons as hard as most people, but that last episode was really bad.

this is legitimately the most ive laughed at a youtube video since the first time i watched avgn as a kid, thanks user

The Darkwing Duck episode is good. I love the use of the meter that measures the different types of "worst game ever."

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Good shit, kek.

MOTHERFUCKING NERD

That's not even their best nerd poop user
youtube.com/watch?v=ExyF0ODjSCI

Ikari Warriors was great, so not really. But it was DEFINITELY the weakest period for the Nerd. And the real fault was the movie - James intended the Spielberg games to lead into the AVGN movie. But it ended up taking more time than he expected

Eh. James didn't vouce for Ghostbusters 2016 and he still is a retrofag. By that token, you might as well say Life of Back Tiger is when he really jumped the shark or became Armin, but he already did newer games back with Superman 64.

The only way AVGN will really jump the shark is when he pulls a nostalgia critic and praise Captain Marvel, or review more recent games like FnaF a year within their release

Too many tiers
Should be limited to 3-4.

Good
Ok
Bad
ASSSSSSSSSSS

64 bits

How rich is this guy?

There's no way for normal person to afford all that retro collection

A lot of that retro collection is from donations.

The newest episode is honestly worse than Toxic Avenger.

Actually it's probably the worst episode period.

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You first :^)

Like pule up a donkey's ass what a shitload of motherfucking bullfuck

All his console reviews are prime fucking comfy, rewatching now

>ONE GUY?
>NO CONTINUES?
>SERIOUSLY I WANT YOU TO TELL ME WHY THERE ARE NO FUCKING CONTINUES
>WHY ARE THERE NO CONTINUES
>WHY ARE THERE NO FUCKING CONTINUES
>WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>*muffled scream into pillow*
kino

Is this guy like a PewDiePie for old people or something?

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AVGN, King of The Hill, and Spongebob ytps are almost always great for some reason. This will always be my favorite.
youtube.com/watch?v=roHydHRMnKQ

Fesh Pince of Blair will always be my favorite
>NO

he donates his hair frequently

Why do ya'll keep bullying James?

NANI?!

it's a text-book "what were they thinking?" face

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Would you like to see him review Doom? Or maybe some other PC classics like System Shock 1/2, Elder Scrolls, Ultima, etc?

that episode is terrible. James fored Kyle about 2 years ago.

Yeah i wish i could donate all my shitty game to someone without feeling guilt

Mike stoped co writing is around episode 100...

So from my summation, BEFORE he got so popular he was getting sent tons of free shit

>Took good care of childhood games
>Had a home passed down to him (no rent / mortgage)
>He mentions working doing corporate video and voice over before AVGN, probably pretty lucrative, especially if he can work from home or lives in a cheap area

>well this is fucked beyond belief
>how did they design the controls in such a bullshit kakamayne ridiculous fashion
Honestly one of my favorite episodes simply because he seems genuinely pissed about the game.

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James is probably worth roughly half a million dollars most likely. Mike the same.
James does not collect video games himself. His collection was given to him half by fans or half by Mike.
Mike actively collects games. Mike also chooses which games become avgn episodes. He used to largely write the series prior to episode 100.

>twn be a GCCX crossover episode

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What thing would you do if you had at least one more life v?

It's like he got a blessed from everything to make his channel success from start

What a lucky guy, damn

zoomers will never know the feels of booting up your ps3 and watching his videos with the lads

Plumbers Don't Wear Ties is a masterpiece

BUMP DA DA BUMP DA DA

Back when youtube was YOUtube

>#10 most subscribed (all time)

ya amritie pewdiebro?

No Mike gave him a huge collection which was his. part of the collection belongs to Mike.

>that episode is terrible
it really was..

>James fired Kyle about 2 years ago.
sad

old AVGN was great
it was like sitting at your cousins house on a holiday and playing old videogames

The worst thing about nuAVGN is when he looks at the camera and says with a monotone voice "no, that didn't happen". You can see the lack of soul.

Can somebody explain why /vr/ hate him so much?

>the simpsons movie came out in 2007

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His Halloween music reviews were kino

They do? News to me, I thought they just hate ecelebs in general

I hadn't heard that.

Why would he just give him a collection of games? I can see using them for the show and filming there, but he just straight up gave him a world class video game collection?

If i only knew which episode which

Maybe because he nitpics and shits games that are genuinely not that bad.

>Batman games part 1 was amazing
>Batman games part 2 is unwatchable
How the FUCK did they watch Mikes god awful job as joker and still think hitting submit was a good idea.

You're a poopy head.

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but its not even real reviews
its more like a look at the game from an angry character thats just a fucking retard

Because James likes his theatrics. Mike hates doing character roles. He has spoken about it on stream. He does the coice for the fans to make them happy. But he loathes character appearances on avgn. James on the other hand lives for it. Probably another reason Mike dropped out I suppose

Because it is for the show they both make a living off.

youtube.com/watch?v=wrxotwn5MyY&t=14m58s
What did they mean by this?

Go home esl-kun, you're drunk.

Nah it's because /vr/ is retarded and james says when a game sucks. L2read.

I like to watch AVGN to go to bed. Is there a playlist with no intros?

>with no intros
Why on earth would you want that?

Just watch the season videos, I do the same thing

“seems genuine” is the key statement here. It is all scripted. James doesn’t care. At all.

Nice, didn't know that was a thing. Just had my playlist saved for over a year. Thanks.

SSS Tier: Silver Surfer

>look out, here comes some anal coffee
>poopy juice is his coffee source
that got me laughing hard

Remember when Bootsy beat Silver Surfer and dies about 40 times. And Mike beat it as well and died twice

Mike has also played that game a fuckton.

And it was still too little too late

Cocksucker. Go watch his Making of avgn vid. He talks about issue he irl finds annoying and then basically writes out the problem with a nerdy twist. Holy fuck you're dumb.

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Mike recently about the Irate Gamer

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He shamelessly copied James and even tried to get him kicked out claiming James copied HIM. Douche had it coming.

Will we finally see the AVGN and Irate Gamer crossover we've always wanted?

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Back when it all felt a bit more personal and you could customize pretty much anything.on your channel.
I miss it.

He said he'd take me back to the past.

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We're closer to 2030 than 2000

Might be malnutrition and sleep deprecation but that made my head spin

It's always easy to say sorry years after the fact. Mike is a pussy.

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this is now a Mike Matei bread

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Get the power. Nintendo power.

That's mean. I hope you don't start going bald soon. I already have a few grey hairs.

How did he get away with this?

That has the chance to either be really funny, absolutely terrible, or both

>Super Mario World is closer to the Moon Landing than to our current date

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People realize its just an edgelord comic.
Mike isn’t well known enough for people to care.
Provided you do actually do think it is racist, He didnt really get away with it. People bring it up on Reddit all the time.

I wish I could kiss you rn

>It's just them reciting the same exact lines at the same time and telling each other to shut up

>There's a bit about Ghost Hunter Irate Gamer investigsting all the Board James shit too

[Reinbach] Switch

youtube.com/watch?v=-B6RProVY2U

SSS Tier: All the episodes about games and topics James gives a fuck about
F Tier: Episodes about shit he couldn't care less about

>Magnavox Odyssey in worst tier

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Where's the TMNT3 movie review he did back in the day? The one where in the end he destroys it with the katana from Highlander?

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youtube.com/watch?v=VCYetaKe9L4
Reminds me of Garfield Minus Garfield

That was one of the worst

I couldn't even watch it past the initial game reactions.
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

Why did people hate the Resident Evil one? I thought it was good.

He doesnt care about any of it. He wants to make movies.

Because everyone can tell James and Mike didnt write it or play the games.

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you thought this was funny huh?

>farfromsubtle
I miss Awesome Video Games, the days before they just streamed let's plays and reactions from their couch. Those were good times.

yea

>the Awesome Video Games guys
jesus fucking christ I used to love that dumb shit
one of the first content creators I noticed moving to shitty streams

I read the whole thing in his voice

I dislike all the horror themed skit ones, they all just felt like the lowest quality D movie shit. Otherwise I like this tier list, pretty alright.

If you're vaguely interested, they filmed a final season with James is in an episode, and they're slowly being edited. No idea when they'll be done.

This. Same with the Metal Gear one. No true gamer, including james and mike, really gave a fuck about the insects who made the series. This was especially so way back then.

Nothing happens in this video and its the funniest thing

He's gonna take you back to the ASS
To play the shitty games that suck FUCK

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>Star Wars, R.O.B. and Earthbound in C

The fuck mate.

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I love this screenshot, since Fester's Quest was the first episode I saw.

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YESSS ZOOMERS RISE UP
CREEPER AW MAN

THAT'S WHORESHIT! And I didn't say "horseshit", I said "whoreshit". LIKE A WHORE TAKING A SHIT!

Kinky

The farmer from the texas chainsaw/halloween episodes was the best one

SO WE BACK IN THE MINE

Because Pat is insufferably irritating, even more than Mike in the Wizard of Oz episode, and that's saying a lot. It's one of the few episodes I don't rewatch, and it's because of Pat.

We've lived longer in a post 9/11 world than we did before 9/11

Yeah, I coudn't even really get through it.
It's just so unfunny.
And I really think Fred Fucks should've stayed a mystery.
A force of shitty games rather than an actual character.

Oh, Mein Kampf! I cannot wait to play Mein Kampf. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Mein Kampf? I love killing jews with Mein Kampf. Killing kews with Mein Kampf is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days -- it's because they like to kill brow jews with Mein Kampf. I also like to kill brown jews with .Mein Kampf. It's the most fun you can possibly have.

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I haven't.

Everything with guests (except battletoads with the guitar player) should be lowest tier

>GET YOUR ASS BACK BEHIND THE simple-ordinary-unembellished-unmistakable-crystal-clear-as frank-as-Frankenstein-as-blunt-as-an-atom bomb-one-compound-word-it's-mother-fucking-goddamned-sonsofbitchin'-fuck-fuck-fucking COUCH
Lost

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Okay, the wait is finally over.
This is the review that everybody wants to see. Here it is, Superman on the Commodore 64.

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but we had a superman 64 episode a month ago

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Sonic 06 at least deserves a C spot.

This episode was hot garbage.

That VPN bit at the start. Is he emulating Doug now with the comedic adverts of the sponsor of the episode?

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Fuck me YouTube sucks now.

Use the title cards instead of cropped screencaps.

I like that silent bit in Seaman where he's just confused about the Dreamcast controller.

Reminder that Mike ''Motherfucker'' Matei has a 10 inch thick, girthy cock.