So Yea Forums, where you sitting?

So Yea Forums, where you sitting?

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1 please

where is the dota table?

I don’t like any of those games

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5, I have a huge boner for investigation games

Alone.

Above 3

guess i'm skipping lunch today

By myself. Just like every other day.

4

None of the above, where are the good games?

Table 3 but I don't talk to anyone and buy double lunch even though I know I might not finish it

>smash at the FGC table
FUCK OFF NO LIKES YOU! Go hide in the bathroom you smelly fuck.

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6

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I'll be double-teaming the science teacher with the other Quake player, of course. Call it a duel. First to 1.

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I'd switch tables every day except for 7. I hate rhythm games

I guess 9, because it's the only one where I like more than one listed game (and even then it's only 2)

If these are the only options the Hatred table.

>when he plays casual kids games and isn't actually good at anything

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1, 4, or 8.

6

the bathroom

I sit at 8 and then beat up the smash kids until they leave the table and go to 10

2 but we’re kicking out Pokémon fags and we’re taking applications for a new series on the table

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Table 3, so I can be with fellow Madochads

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168 master race

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8
Also im gonna bully the smash kid and talk about how hot his mom is.

I'll be at the cunny table, just out of frame.

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2, has the best porn and the most women

I hate this place.

6 or 9

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9

I rotate between 4, 8, 9.

Probably 2 or 3 and i'll try to become friends with table 7 and 9

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Where the hell is the platform table? That's it, I'm having lunch in the bathroom.

For the first few days I'd sit at tables with a medium population, enough to blend into the crowd, but still few enough that I wouldn't have to sit next to anybody. While I did that I'd observe which tables were most likely to be empty, which without fail were the three closest to the entrance. Then I'd go to the table second-most likely to be empty (I didn't want the first because I figured there'd be contention for it) and would then plop down at the very end of the table and always sit at that spot for the rest of the year. For some reason people would always start sitting at the table I picked out, but whatever that was my spot, they're the one who chose to sit next to me.

saw this on twitter lmao

2 or 9, I guess

I rotate between 1 and 3 because I like both things equally. Is there a game that's both surreal weird indie stuff and a metroidvania?

Good pick
>6
>9
>1

Decent pick
>4

Shit pick
>3
>8
>10
>5
>7

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Where is the guilty gear table.

2 I guess, you SMT guys better not be fags.

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3 or 9

6,8 and, 9

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on my bed

Fuck this I’m heading to the library

Oh Jesus, table 1 by a mile.

1, 2, and 7, as well as 10 occasionally

Every time. I'm always gonna call Smash a fighting game just so autists like you have a meltdown.

>Table 8
>Smash
That'd never happen. I'd be okay with it if they took a god damn shower, though.

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for me it's really between 6 and 10

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1 sounds good but in reality it'll literally just be hollow knight fags jacking eachother off under the table while everybody else tries to have a decent discussion

2 for sure.

why does everyone on Yea Forums hate hollow knight suddenly

nice.

1

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>tfw hate stealth games but, for some reason, they're all I play
>even Steam keeps suggesting me stealth games because of that
It's gotta be table 9, goddammit.

Good taste.
I'll be sitting at this table as well

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2, you non SMT guys better not be fags.

I play everything at 2 besides star ocean. Oh and I quit pokemon after Sun.

1, 2, and 4 please.

>Smash
8 it is

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2 and it isnt even fucking close

I’ll take a 1

>eating in a lunch room
you guys never left school for lunch?

>no rts
>no crpg
>no multiplayer fps

Smash is going to be bullied by the rest of the FGC and shoot up the school.

2 and 10 unironically

I skip lunch and have a slightly bigger dinner at home.

Smash might be a bit overqualified for table 8

Guess I'll be eating alone at the 7 table
;(

8, Im a smash player and I like hanging out with my FGC friends

>shoot up the school
nigga you getting circle strafed

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God, 6, I guess. Don't like sitting that close to underage otaku scum, but you play the hand you're dealt.

I go to the stairs and eat lunch alone.

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No WRPG table?

I guess the Fighting Game table

I'd sit at 4 and occassionally turn around to speak to my boys at 8

All eating lunch in the bathroom.

Dotachads are too busy fucking the female staff to eat garbage cantina food.

>not eating it in an IT classroom with other social rejects

I'll just sit with 7 and listen to anime and vidya music until we get a fucking strategy gamer table going.

>no WRPG table
looks like I'm sitting alone, just like irl

I don't want to be around social rejects I want to be alone.

Sit at table 9 to score weed because I don't actually like video games

All games are designed to be beatable by kids

Yeah, all the black gays in fursuits will be super intimidating.

2 or 7

>don't fit in with any of the tables
high school all over again

9 and 10 are just constant shit memes. 3 and 8 are most autist. you'd need a strong stomach to even sit adjacent to 4 so I probably would sit at 2 and just hope the pokefags are too busy being beaten up.

Furries are equally as intimidating as any other seriously mentally ill person.

my school was packed with students, you couldn't be alone

4 is already the comfiest

If you're dedicated, you find a way.

8. Literal Chad tier table

> tfw played and liked at least one game from every seat
feels good, man

Sitting at table 2, facing table 9, staring lustfully at Deus Ex while softly gnawing on the handle of my plastic spork

6 if it's the older Doom/Wolfenstein games if it's the newer ones then 4

Me at 6 calling you a fag and gay for not properly disposing your utensils.

1

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my social rejects were chill so I didn't want to

>no rts/4x/grand strategy table
>desperate enough that even a MOBA table would be a considerable pick for me

so I'm getting bullied, not much different than how it used to be I guess.

i'll just go to the library

If I was forced to choose just one, 2.

8, but only for my tekken bros.

1 because the rest either dont interest me, or are absolutely full of shitposters

Obviously table nine with my boys 47, Sam Fisher and JC ready to get shit done. Honorary mention to table one and my girls Samus and Shanoa, who I shall always cherish.

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Can I just skip the rest of the day when lunch rolls
around?

YEET indeed

5 probably

hit me with a hard 6

Psst, hey, what's with the guy in the Armored Core shirt sitting next you us?

best of both worlds.

>No Strategy games
yeah fuck you too.

I'm going to stand over table 7 and piss all over their food out of spite.

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The only games I've played are from 10, so 10.

i'll take a #9, fat boy

6 but I would relentlessly bully Goldeneye.
Fucking console shooter piece of trash.

1 or 9 obviously, this isn't even a contest.

I take it back, I've played Pokemon too.

I sit at 1, 2, 4, 5, and 9 depending on the day

pizza bait gtfo

In the library with the strategy nerds.

faggot.

6

2 chatting up with 1

>no space for dwarf fortress
guess i already left the kids in school behind and am making it in the real world.

...

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I'm 21 and dead serious.

I chill with the 9 chads while sometimes discretely eating with the 4 bros when I'm feeling edgy. 6 dudes are cool, and the 8 basketball americans are alright too. Guilty pleasure is sometimes chilling with 10

>8

FGC players are absolutely insane but have the highest chance to become your best friends for life. The bants will be insane too.

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k
you still needs some taste

I'm not too interested in developing video game "taste."

ill go wherever the quake kids are hanging out, probably the IT room playing LAN matches

1 easily

my people
let's all make our own table on the bathroom

You mean co-masturbating with all the other ASSFAGGOT fans?

fine
you can go back to jerking to handholding and eating cereal

>want to sit at 2
>have to deal with Dragon Quest and Pokemon

GODDAMMIT

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8, move 4 out of the way and bro up with 1

Any table near 8 is dangerously close to the stink epicenter.

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7 in a heartbe-
>osu

I'll sit at 1 I guess

if osu sat at table 7 with the real rhythm games i'd push his face into his mac and cheese

Can we start a petition to kick the osu! fags out of our table
They can go eat by the trash cans for all I care

Alone, playing Donkey Kong Country

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Looks like no where. Were is the grand strat table?

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6

>No platformer table
Metroidvanias are gay

9. Half of them are weebshit anyway.

3

The library. Fuck school food. I'll have a light snack and eat for real when I'm home.

9 has my favorite games

table 6

>no moba table
yeah i guess moba players arent 10 year olds in school so that makes sense

Wherever the grand strategy chads are sitting.
Or 9 if I have to choose.
Most of the other games I'm just not that into.

2, I guess, but I don't really care for SMT

>tfw pokkenfag and smash makes the FGC hate us by association

Sit at 10 and beat up Celeste
Probably choose a different table each day after

>user come join us at nº9

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Why is Smash hanging out at the fighting games table? Shouldn't they be outcast to the losers corner?

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what are the bait games at each table? osu, smash, goldeneye and pokemon are pretty obvious. maybe amnesia, undertale and ace attorney. i don't know what's bait at 3 and 9.

Either 10 or 8

4 or 6 are my niggas

Metal Gear is possibly bait since it can hardly be considered a proper stealth game.

>and ace attorney.
It'd be Danganronpa. Ace Attorney isn't cringe or toxic

>cringe or toxic
you must be at least 18 to post here

my nigga

does 6 only mean the good games or the modern cancer ones too

I’d sit at table 4 then never talk to anyone

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Cringe and toxicpilled

Where do the mindless MMOdrones sit? Do we not take lunchbreaks and eat in the computer lab while doing fetch quests?

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nowhere desu, I like only 1 game of each table

Killing everyone but table 9

We are not at a table, we're ditching class, cruising to find a place to party
>Devil May Cry
>Bayonetta
>Metal Gear Rising: Revengence
>Nier Automata
>KH2

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Jesus christ, I like maybe one or two games from a few of those categories. None a majority.
I'd have to pick Minecraft, Final Fantasy, Doom and Deus Ex.
I'll be in the bathroom.

8

Fuck those pleb lunchroom dickholes.

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incredibly based

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Table 1 or Table 8, free

Only seniors could sit outside in my school

>sit at table 8
>that one kid that smells

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a-any cute girls sitting at 3? haha

3 bros...

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>table 2
>shin megami tensei? i played persona 4, that's one of those games right?
>table 3
>oh man you guys like creepypasta too? check out this youtube video, it's about a really scary story called 'sonic.exe'
>table 5
>uh i haven't played any of these but i played doki doki literature club and REALLY liked it
>table 6
>i'm playing overwatch tonight, maybe we can play together, add me on discord
>table 8
>dude did you see the new smash leak on Yea Forums? it's this site i found on reddit. i think it's real, they're saying steve from minecraft is in.
>table 9
>i played metal gear solid V and it was pretty cool, i haven't played any of the older ones yet
>table 10
obese girls with warning color half-cuts drawing gay undertale porn

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frick OFF!!!

>that one kid that smells
he is black

Sweet, I'm at table number 2 for me.

2 has star ocean, I must go to 2.

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> Most stylized pixel art indie games in one table.
Shovel knight should at least be at table 1 if dead cells is there.
If i was social enough id probably move between 8,10,1,and 6.

I feel bad for anyone unfortunate enough to have to sit near the Smashie table

mainstay at table 5, occasionally spend a lunch with table 9

5. kick out the danganronpa children and discuss zero escape and umineko with fellow cultured chads

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I walk around the entire stupid cafeteria until the period is over.

7 all of the day bro.

>2 will be overrun by pokefags and girls who play modern FF
>5 will be overrun by danganronpa faggots
>8 will just be comstant bickering between smashfags and casual ms who pretend to be FGC
>10 is obviously gonna be a cesspool of cancer and trannies
fug

>No Strategy/Autism Simulator table
Next best thing is 6

This. Gimmie my strategy game table you faggots.

What table would warhammer be at?

9, or 2 it's a tough call but I probably take 9.

>tfw the RTS and TBS kids start fighting again but the TBS kids get beat before they are allowed to retaliate

eating in the bathroom alone

1

7, but bully the osu and maybe the muse dash fags out to make room for IIDX and DDR

Sorry that's reserved for melty blood

5

Ideally I'd be at the FPS table and lean over to talk Ace Attorney and Danganronpa with the VN lads.

5 is where it's at for me.

>IIDX and DDR
I hope you mean ITG and SDVX bro

>whole cafeteria had to be evacuated because the Smashkid at table 8 shat himself again
getting real tired of this

never played itg so i can't say
sdvx is also welcomed

Table 4 if we can shoo away the Outlast/Amnesia babies

6 or 10

zero escape isn't for cultured chads, the same normalfags play it as ace attorney and danganronpa. everyone at the table would give you a funny look for umineko except maybe the steins;gatefags, and that's generously assuming they actually played the game and didn't just watch the anime on netflix.

1 5 9 any are good for me lads

Normalfags don't play Ace Attorney and certainly not Danganronpa.

normalfags absolutely play ace attorney

3 or 5

I think we have different definitions of Normalfag

>table gets known for DDR
>boomer teachers stop by to talk about captain jack

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all by myself at the hardcore gamer dark souls table

where's dark soul?

I'd say *laughs in applicable video games* but there are so many video games where what you claim is simply not at all correct and I'd probably break the character limit if I did it.

on the floor next to the trashcans

What's your table's equivalent to shooting the school?

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I LET THE LAST NUMBER OF MY POST DECIDE

2 sounds pretty good. 3 is my second pick bu they're probably all trannies now unfortunately.

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BASED AND STEALTH PILLED

>no shooters or arcade games
I know what table I'll be sitting at.

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>no Megaman whatsoever
Sorry, wrong room.

welcome brother

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Table 11 with flash games

Not a fan of visual novels or rhythm games.
Otherwise it's all pretty good. I'll sit with the shooters.

6 is right there.

those aren't shooters, those are casual games.

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>6
Circlestrafing the school

1 for sure

Right. You aren't worth speaking to.

Going to taco bell with the cool kids

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>would say 2, but the stench of table 3 would be unbearable while eating
>would say 9, but the stench of table 8 would be unbearable while eating
sooo i guess 10

>one

Run away then pussy. Go back to your kiddie genre.

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A:
>2
>9
B:
>7
>10
C:
>8
>6
D:
>3
>4
F:
>1
>5

2, but we bully the pokeniggers until they leave and replace them with fire emblem or xeno or something

bonus dlc

ill roll it

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shit taste my dude

8 with the rest of the black kids. the kids at 9 are alright, same with 4 and 1, and we're far away enough from 10, 7 and 3 to be able to throw things at them inconspicuously.

5, obviously.

>>great
All of them have good games. I'd be glad sitting anywhere, really. Except 8.

I've played everything from 1/2/6/9/10, I'd choose 9 any day though, and sit adjacent to fellow Deus Ex obsessives.

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table 9

6

*sips*

>smash kids have finally had enough, full on assault planned on the faculty and students
>tell the kids at talbe 10 their alright and not to come to lunch tomorrow

>No fifa or other chad games
This is Incel table, isn't it

smash kid goes to school with an airsoft pistol, threatens the bullies with it, then trips when his pants fall down and shoots himself in the eye, never to be seen at that school again. you learn 15 years later at your class reunion that he is gay.

wow, I'm still the dude who has no place to sit and talks to two or three different people from two or three different tables

>you learn 15 years later at your class reunion that he is gay.
Was he a Yoshi main or a Bayonetta main?

1 or 4

>Same day Smash Kid comes to school with airsoft pistol, Doom Kid shows up with a Tec-9 and pipe bombs

my nigga

I don't like all or even most of any one category.
I like Metal Gear, Smash, Hollow Knight, Pokemon, Minecraft , Goldeneye

In a locker, forgotten, like the rest of the RTS nerds

reddit tier

Table 6. I wanna sit down with my fellow Half life fans and talk about our favourite mods together.

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1

All I need is my Castlemania.

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2

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Psst, I'm slip you Blood Cryptic Passage and TNT Evilution for Japanese Dracula's Curse, just don't tell the rest of table 6

Fuck me, i'm torn between 1, 2, 4 and 9.

At my school, the retards ate in their own little space, so probably there.

Can we move 3 and 6 together for a horrible but beautiful mess

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>Yume_Nikki.wad
Someone make it

Table 8 is the stinkiest

Me and my platforming games bros beat up all the nerds at table ten and claim it for ourselves

three's a crowd

I sit at 1,2, 5 and 8 clockwise throughout the week

I'm a little disgusted you put Muse Dash first, but 7 chads WW@?

7 CHAD repoorting in. Fuck osu fags though

ill take table 7

>not linking a strawpoll

fuck you

also 2 and 4

Table 2 with the cool kids.

9 should also have prey and fnv

I assume Mario has an entire table to himself.

Take my food away and sit with a
alone in the dark

>No SoulsBorne table
Anyway I rotate 1, 6, 9 and 4 because I am a man about town and I am well regarded within my circle.

>having to choose between 3 and 4

Probably 4 due to based Fatal Frame but I lose no matter what I choose.

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Table 3 just because it's the furthest away from Stinky Smashers and the closest to the exit when shit inevitably turns south.

Yup, its only at home with the trusty 5

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8

Howdy

2 5 or 8

5

what the fuck, spot on

I'll take 1, 2 or 7.

None of them. They clumped every game of each genre onto each table, instead of having a variety of games from different genre's at each table. I know very few people who play multiple MMO's, multiple fighting games, multiple RPG's, multiple shooters, etc. It would be like having a table with DOTA 2, League of Legends, SMITE, Heros of the Storm, and Battlerite, when realistically there is almost no one who plays more than one MOBA as their primary game. So it would be more realistic to have each table with one fighting game, one RPG, one side scroller, etc, instead of each genre getting their own table.

6 but we bully the shit out of half life and goldeneye.

>That one kid who didn't fit at any table so he just ate outside

i wouldn't even go to a school filled with potential mass murderers

>8
A bunch of smelly niggas, no thanks

>no FPS table
I'll be the one shooting up the cafeteria

me at 3

Who hasn't played at least a game or 2 from each table? Pretty dumb list, it's a toss up between 10, 8,3,2, and 1. Kingdom hearts would probably be at 2 so that one.

>Umineno, AA and S;G chads have to sit with DR and ZE fags
Ruined

Nah you're locked in the special-ed room.

>No off-campus lunch

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I'm not sitting with any of you nerds

2

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in the jet flying overhead at mach 2 with my hair on fire

4 and 5, add 8 to the list after we kick out the stinky smashfags

this guy knows where it's at

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7

rotate between 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6

Of those options 9, 4, then 2.

6 9 or 4, 3 on fridays

I mean I like a bunch of these games, but the highest concentration's 1 so ah... Yeah that

Literally nowhere, jesus you have shit taste OP.

remove osufags and I'll sit at 7 all day every day

In the bathroom I guess

Tie between 2 6 and 9. If I HAD to go with one though, probably 2. More hours have been poured into those franchises than probably every other series on that image combined.

this is such a fucking zoomer choice of groups. kys.

>Doom and Blood
How is this even a fuckin question?

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1 would have the best discussions easily, I’ll sit there

Basically jump between the even tables besides 10 depending on how I felt

>traditional fg punish ””””””game””””””
Sorry that a 18 year old party game is deeper and more complex than anything else at the table

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Can someone drawfag table 10 for the memes

2, but 10 interests me as well

Outside, away from the noise.

1 and 4 for me, HK and Resi 4 are the GOATs

Marvel vs Capcom is missing at 8

On the toilet, eating by myself

Take a shower, stinky

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

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Ill trade you my pudding cup for your monster ultra

tables 3 and 7 would be completely empty

2

Outside

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baka onions baka onions baka onions
sm.h so.y Onions SmH ONIONS BAKA

6

1 or 2

In the gym getting hueg with the rest of the Stylish Action Chads

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>Sitting anywhere near table 8
How you have cologne in that locker user, you might catch some stink.

I'll be at table 6 wondering why the Duke Nukem games aren't represented.

Asriel Dreemurr is a yoshi main and he pulls mad puss