It's been 3 years, why does this game still make Yea Forums seethe so much?

>only 3
weak numbers

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Let me guess, you bought both a Wii U and a Switch despite hating Nintendo?

It's fun and goes against their narrative on nintendo

Yea Forums doesn't like the idea of nintendo making something good

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The industry is worse off. Nintendo didn’t learn its lesson and needed two Wii U’s in a row. Instead onion faggots managed to buy multiple copies of this garbo. It’s fucking shit

based

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It ruined one of Nintendo's best franchise.

Console war shitters are almost entirely composed of poorfags whose parents told them they can only get one console and they resent people of the other side.

taking finley requests

Worse off? Can you even name 10 really good third party AAA games? Or 10 really good Sony 1st-party games? Between the Switch/PS4/3DS/Vita/PC/Indies, it's actually been a good generation, but you need every fucking system for it to be good. Luckily the systems are dirt cheap. The PS2 days are long gone.

>Not having both switch, PS4, and PC
Imagine being a poorfag

Your second run wasn't no divine beasts in under 12 hours?

who the fuck has nostalgia for botw

The next person to tell me to have sex is getting fucked.

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i have a pc for EPIC gaming, and a switch for comfy gaming
i have literally no reason to buy a ps4. God of war is not worth 400 dollars

get fucked

>God of war is not worth 400 dollars
It's not even good. I had to force myself to get through it.

The people who hate it are the same group of contrarian shit posters spamming threads about it everytime. Solely to fuel their contrarianism & Console war faggotry. Most of this board loves it, but the insufferable vocal minority will just cry & dismiss anyone who genuinely likes it using autistic buzzwords & wojaks so they just don’t even bother responding. This happens with every popular Nintendo game

Honestly, understandable. PS4 was a birthday gift and all I've used it for was Bloodborne and Persona 5

>This happens with every popular Nintendo game
Correction:
>This happens with every popular game.

>universally hated (Overwatch)
you're thinking of fortnite

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have masturbate

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Well the main reason I seethe is
>Mipha wanted Link's Master Sword and even knowing she might not get it, still made him one of the best pieces of armor in the damn game. an amazing weapon you get from her father, her brother wishes you had become his brother, and Mipha's grace will save your ass.
>Link's sheer existence makes Zelda miserable
>Both got stuck 100 years dealing with Ganon in some way
>only Zelda lived through those 100 years

And guess which one you're still shoehorned into a romance with?

samefag

No, it was a no health upgrades run.

Case in point, the people who cry about BOTW always use the same exact console war buzzwords. They are so retarded that you will never see anyone go through the effort of explaining why it’s a poorly designed game with coherent arguments. Instead they just spam the same buzzwords, wojaks & Webm’s every time. Which proves they didn’t actually play it. If you hate a game & felt like you wasted lots of time playing it, you should easily be able to write a paragraph detailing in depth why it’s a bad game without using any buzzwords that will automatically invalidate your entire post

Why do artists draw this? That makes no sense. Why would someone squat and turn their head backward to try and look at their balls/farts, as if that were even possible, and then make a stupid and annoyed face of disbelief like they can't even believe they have asses

I sure am.

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It's actually possible to get comfy PS4 gaming with a Vita, and with a hacked Vita you can get comfy PC gaming. I have a gooseneck tablet holder, a mypillow, and a temperpedic mattress.
It's like having a TV on your celing. I play my PC, PS4, and Switch games while lying in bed on my back. It's really helped with my back pain.

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Every post was by a different person. You are literally retarded.

mipha's romance with link is the forced one
link and zelda never share a kiss, and it's heavily implied she loves him. She's bitter at first because she doesn't want him to have her as a burden or something. We'll see their kiss in the sequel though and i'll buy the game for it

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have you ever watched any porn in your life

Do you really want Link to be some "nice guy" who white-knights for Zelda in hopes of getting some nookie? I'd rather Link save Zelda because he's a true hero with a sense of honor.

it ain't about nookie, it's about one girl being happy to be around link and another who seemed to regard him as a PTSD trigger.

Why people pretend "Yea Forums hates nintendo" when 80% of the board is about smash and switch games? I really don't get this kind of thread, it is all irony or you guys really think you are not majority in this shithole?

absolutely based, nintentards btfo.

>a mypillow
uhhh based?

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youre a fucking aut who can't read past the most basic of subtext or pick up on any subtlety in a character if you really think this of zelda

People were either mad that a different game didn't win GOTY or think that being contrarian makes them interesting

Say what you will about his politics. It's comfy as fuck.

mipha's fate was tied to the divine beast, and she understood this. She knew link and zelda had a thing. Also link and zelda were warming up to each other by the time ganon came.
also no racemixing allowed.

or they're tired of the industry shitting out empty open-world sandboxes instead of linear games with actual level design and content.

because its a low effort, storyless, lazy piece of shit?

its skyrim wearing the flayed skin of zelda.

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game was fun but im glad im done with it and have little desire to go back, even on pc with mods. also the ending was underwhelming, ganon fight was kinda lame and zelda having barely changed at all was lazy. she should have died or been an old woman by the time Link saves her, would've left more impact.

>because its a low effort, storyless, lazy piece of shit?
>its skyrim wearing the flayed skin of zelda.

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Because it was good and it was made by nintendo

Here's your (you)

Have sex

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>its skyrim wearing the flayed skin of zelda.
Skyrim:
1. Completely broken and buggy without fan patches.
2. Clunky, awkward, bare-bones combat
3. Terrible animations.
4. Very simplistic cookie cutter dungeons.
I still love modded Skyrim, but don't be retarded.

>owning a PC and also a shittier PC

yeah skyrim's total shit and your opinion is high IQ we get it
It was pretty damned cool when it came out, the bugs are barely game breaking, and the combat is fine.

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OP BTFO

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I dunno honestly I thought it was boring. Already have more hours on Fire Emblem 3H than I ever did on this.

>tfw playing snoy's precious crash remake on my switch
SWITCH CHADS IN THE HOOOOUUUUSE TONIIIIIIIGHT

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>The side that hate it have probably never played it all the way through or legitimately see flaws in the game design/story

Agreed. And the game gives more than it gets credit for, especially the more you play it. It's one of the few games I have some 60+ hours on, and can still wander around aimlessly and discover a new area or shrine/ shrine quest I hadn't seen before. It is a game that encourages and rewards exploration and risk taking

>The side that love it are either blinded by nostalgia or legitimately find a deep connection with the game.

From my experience, it seems those who are nostalgic about the Zelda series are actually the ones who hate BOTW the most, since BOTW deviated the most from all the other Zelda titles.

FUCKING DELETE THIS

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At this point it feels more like people have issues with it, then autistic console war fags just go around spamming seethe and cope.Then the non nintenfag consolewar homosexuals bite and continues the cycle of shitposting.

i miss my boy Reggie

>hot shots golf

Are those "my pillow" things really that good? The pillow I have now is kinda meh but I don't know what to replace it with because I need to lay down on a pillow for a good 15-20 minutes to really get a good feel for it.

based and in west philadelphia born and raised

I have a switch, PS4, and XboneX. Switch, obvs. PS4, i honestly forget, because I don't like movies. XboneX, Halo, all games at 4k +60fps, multiplats look better, backwards compatibility- if you include all the games on Xbox, they have more exclusives than PS4, its just not linear movie titles, so no one gives a fuck because sõibois don't actually like videogames, they like politics filled, edgy linear movies. Xbox is also home to amazing indie titles, unlike the bloated trash that is Steam and the PS market place.

never heard of this game is it good?

Holy shit Xbox is garbage kys

the only good Xbone exclusive is Cuphead

go drink some bleach, shit for brains

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