Superbosses roam low level areas

No.

>sign is in English and Chinese
The monkey must be Korean

>"Even if you fight, you can't win"
Fucking scripted boss battles

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It's in japan, the sign was for tourists.

I think it's Japanese, there's hirigana in the background.

>he has two claws, one big and one a little bigger
kek
neural net trained to generate more text in the same style given as an input. were some funny threads a while back where we generated stories with it

Guys, I was trying to imply that Japanese think Koreans are monkeys. Sorry for the retard moment.

Fuck no.
youtube.com/watch?v=yqOjG1NiQb8

>Chinks get heem'd by 3kg monkeys

-The Red Shoes, Volume 1: The First Four Centuries
"Let the dead dance and the living dance in the earth and it will never be parted." -Eden of Ages
"A man who dances with a fire, a man who dances with an evil spirit,
A person who is so angry and is mad, or a man who does not sing well or dance well,
"A man who is so angry that it hurts his face in every way,
A man who has no sense of shame,
Or a man who is so cruel that he kills people who would like to help him,
Or a man who is so hateful that he slights his father." -The Iron Lion, Vol. 11
"If the enemy came and stole your home and threw you there at the end of the night,
Or you were attacked by a spider and your parents dragged away,
If one day someone comes and steals all your money, if you're hungry,
If your neighbor walks off the road at night,
He's not welcome until he has your house and your land." -The Iron Lion, Vol. 10
"When you're fighting, you're

Link?

Currently level 28 going level 29 2 months from now, I'm thinking of taking that monkey on but my guild kicked me out and now I have no profession, but at least I have basic smooth-talk skills.

this. Animals have no rules. A monkey is smart enough to maim where it matters. They are well known to rip off penis and testicles then rip your face off. They don't really need to kill if they do that.

So are japs afraid of gooks?

It should be the other way around according to history

I appreciated your joke user

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Good stuff

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>lit
Go back and kill yourself.

>low level enemies fight each other

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Yeah but losing your profession is the best way to min max. Even if it's not listed in the menu, you keep all the skills you learned from your previous profession. Only certain skills degrade over time if you dont use them and they usually never go down to pre-use levels. If you dont use your crafting skill for 10 years you'll still be better then if you never crafted at all.

Fuck no, all those Joe Rogan podcasts weren't for nothing.

Why didn't he even attempt to block it?

Yea but with a rifle at range and I'm a great shot

its fake

lmao boomer

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If I had an axe or something sure.

Talk to transformer

no, my heart isnt in it. I look at that monkey, and I just KNOW that it wants to win the fight more than i do.

youtube.com/watch?v=v1pdvV_gT6I

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hahahah holy shit

even in this thread
F O E

Territorial Rotbart

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you are not an african american. you are not on twitter.

>game warns you if you're sure that you want to fight the superbosses

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
NICE BOSS DESIGN FROM
ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT
youtube.com/watch?v=OR_5ZYrKvQI

>>he has two claws, one big and one a little bigger
>that's because he's a half nigger
how did they get away with this?

put a cap on yo ass nigguh

You can choose:
>recurve bow (12 arrows, 60 lb draw)
>longsword (3 lbs, 3 ft blade)
>spear (wooden shaft, standard diamond-shape tip)
>matchlock musket (smoothbore, ball ammunition .5in caliber, 20 reloads)
>katana (folded 2,000 times)
>splitting maul (8 pound head, 42 inches in length)

How will you take on the monkey?

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i have the honda 250 in that vid

>mfw looking up charla nash's face after the accident
thank god she got a face transplant.

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Splitting maul with a whirlwind attack. Monkey never stood a chance

>party members can steal from you while fighting the boss

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>The wild monkey bites brutality
we could use this lil nigga in the fight against the popo

I could beat up a monkey that size. Fuck anything larger though

is this the new DOOM single

What's this from?

boku no pico

>there's a dragon in a vortex near the final boss area that is the hardest mob in the game and like 5x harder than the final boss

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Came here to post this.

That fuck is in every game right outside town.

>grinding random mobs
>suddenly get my ass kicked by a fox-girl lol

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source? looks cute

STR vs CON

bear handed.

river city girls

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>even if you fight you can't win
Absolute bullshit. I've noticed a strange tendency of humans to vastly underestimate their physical ability, even when out of shape.
Yes, a monkey is stronger pound for pound than you because of condensed muscles. But you have a good 100 fucking pounds or more on them. You can kill a monkey literally by just falling on top of one.

>accidentally aggros
>superboss theme kicks in

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That was a good read

Probably because people generally don't like the thought of beating a monkey to death.
The monkey, however, holds no reservations and will literally go ape-shit on you.