It's too hot to play video games

it was hell for us uk niggers when it was really hot because none of us own AC.

Hot weather always reminds me of the summer heat wave I had living at my parents and making my way through the Fire temple in Twilight Princess. Maximum comfy.

A couple of nights later when the sun went down it got colder than usual and I just happened to hit the snowy mountain area.

>tfw played frostpunk in the blistering summer heat while fans go off like a jet engine
>watching people freeze to death while sweat pours down my forehead
Peculiar experience
GOD I wish I was there

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Endless Legend.

Fucking Europoor subhumans can't afford AC lmao

lol, I'm in Oregon scrub, Oregon apartments don't come equipped with ACs because it only ever gets hot here for like 3 weeks out of the year

How hot is it in your house? It was like 92 in my room a couple weeks ago when my AC broke. Crazy humidity too, so the heat index must've been above 100.

Yeah probably. It's 91 outside now and I've had my PC on all day so it feels considerably hotter even with 3 fans on. Likely is about 100 in here now.

Man, I’m just north of you in the greater Seattle area and lately I’ve been loving the heat. I guess that may be due to the mostly rain year round

feels good being in the best city on earth

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Nah, it's probably cooler in your house than outside.

He bought AMD

how the fuck are you posting from a closet

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that looks delicious

>21c
Stupid Euro you can't fool anyone.

>tfw you have air conditioning
>wear a hoodie all day and drink coffee while playing video games
>only have to leave the house a couple of times to walk the dog which in turn prevents me from dying a weird chair death

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Play a nice space sim, turn based strategy game or something in an air conditioned basement with the blinds closed. Max comfy right there

How are you posting from out of the closet?

literally comfy

fair

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is how.

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Journey

remember to wesr close-toe shoes outside, don't want to be pricked by one of the AIDs needles.

I don't live in san fran, so I don't have to live in as closet.

Is this what Hell looks like?

You realize comments like this will get you the death penalty soon, right?

literally just comfy, it's 87° where I am right now and it's barely warm.

>mfw when a eurosweat lost sperm cells from not having an AC

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>humidity 40%

you are little baby

>40% humidity
lmao what a pussy

I am from bongladesh and I own AC
>Last year they start talking about re-designing homes to deal with the heat
>The pavements are fucking melting
>"I'm sure next year won't be hot at all"
You are just a big idiot

electrocution is better than a slow aids death though, to be fair

>40%

Come south and try 70% with 101

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>living in such a pleb country your weather is measured in Fahrenheit instead of Kelvin

What's that in civilized units?

I rather live in a peaceful firescape than that dumpster fire

Dry heat is worse than Humid heat

poo in the loo

not if you are being idle playing games you dunce, you wont even feel it unless you move around a lot. That or you are some fat fucker that should be cutting back on the foods than your games

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AZ here, you are incorrect 120F isn't that bad with a nice 5% humidity

play one of those diving games, like everblue 2.

turn the aircon on
wrap up in a blanket
and play Dwarf Fortress.
embark on a glacier and make sure SoundSense is on.

??????????????????
yeah if you're a fucking lizard

humid heat fucks all your chances of cooling down. sweat becomes useless. fans don't do anything but move air around. a/c still works, but only if you have it, and hell i don't know many who do.

What? Dry heat is safer and far more bearable.
>live in Southern California, the High Desert area, for 16 years
>summers could easily reach 100s but 0% humidity meant you could stay outside and play and work just fine because sweat evaporated fast and kept you cool
>had to move to Florida five years ago
>even when it's only 80 degrees outside the 90% humidity prevents sweat from evaporating making you overheat just from walking around
If someone invented a gigantic floating dehumidifier that could hover over Florida and suck all the moisture from the air I would worship them as my new god.

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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I'll never understand whop Americans revel so much in the suffering of others.

I just went to europe on vacay and forgot to switch back, i know you can’t relate to experiencing different cultures drumpfy

Not that guy but I was completely indifferent towards europeans since as far as I can remember. It was only until I see the fucking hatred from europeans that I began to loathe them as a whole for being pompous faggots.

This is the dumbest comment I've ever seen on Yea Forums.

So you decide to become that which you hate. Typical..

>euro too dumb to google
Why am i not surprised

The Long Dark is heavily focused on staying warm to survive, so maybe it will make you appreciate the heat

harvest moon

Go play Fallout: New Vegas and drink mexican beer. IMMERSION

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Skyrim. Walking around the mountains always makes me chilly. just stay out od falkreath and riften

donkey kong tropical freeze

So they're exactly like you Americans and that makes you upset seeing yourself in others?

I'll just leave this here m8

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Absolutely not.

Hello Ryan.

37.7/.8 Celsius for serfs living in dictatorships, also about 310.9 kelvin.

Objectively wrong, you can effectively sweat to cool yourself off in a dry heat, if it's super humid your body's best mode of cooling is almost useless.

actual retard

i bet i could sink my hand inside that magma puddle and pull it out without getting burned if i'm fast enough

It's the opposite you brainlet.

fucking wrong

>best city on earth
Kill yourself c*lifornian.

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so wrong

ebin xD

Op u gonna play new vegas or what answer me u faggot fuck

>He's never been subject to a tropical storm.
As someone who traveled to Texas in the summer floods of '07, I can tell you that is not the case.

dunno what the fuck you're referring to

I'm not entirely sure what point you're driving at here.

You're replying to different people. I guess everyone's to blame except you. Again; typical.

To all the Cletuses itt who are bragging about how good they are at handling heat, I just want to remind you of those times where you got 0.5 inches of snow and thousands died.

We don't even get that much here in florida. The most I ever seen was frost on the grass.

I gave you the chance to clarify yourself and now you're clutching your pearls and making animal noises. You're not one of those europeans, are you?

Is that AZ weather my brethren?

>Bitching about a dry heat
Try humidity so high it literally rains while the sun is out because the water vapor can't be assed to make it all the way up before falling again

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What? I just said you're replying to different people. I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about now though. Have you taken your meds?

Typical American lmao. No wonder literally the entire world hates your guts.

Pretty ok here in the neighbourhood.

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joining in on the calling you a fucking retard train. I've lived in 2 places, Michigan and Arizona. Arizona could get to like 115°F sometimes in direct sunlight and that to me felt infinitely better than the 50% humidity 70°F Michigan summers. and i fucking hate the heat and love blistering cold winters

>animal noises

Never mind, I didn't understand what you were saying.

I hate you too, user.

i have to choose between:
>playing vidya games
>not sleeping in heat
it's tough. i end up shitposting for the most of the day just so i don't sweat my balls off. and the worst thing is that i'm moving into a tiny room next month, which means it's gonna be hot as fuck. might actually move my pc to the corridor.

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>tfw Florida
>102 F AND 98% humidity

FUCK FUCK FUCK I'M DYING

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>go outside to do some yard work
>barely any clouds in the sky, sun glaring brightly
>and it's also drizzling enough to get you soaking wet in a minute or so
Florida is the true hell on earth.

It's actually starting to get cooler for me, last week there was a heat wave with several days above 105, now it's around the 80s

>live in Florida aka "Satan's Jockstrap"
>Sun doesn't shine for 4 days and rains non-stop the entire time
>"fuck yeah it's about to cool down finally!"
>nope.avi
>still in thefucking 90's the entire time

How?

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That's what happens when you're America's dick and surrounded on three sides by warm salt water.

Adapt to the heat you pussy. Go to the beach or something.

>posts lava
>Nobody posts about wanting to fuck the lava

Yea Forums really is dead holy shit.

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Why would ANYONE voluntarily choose to move to Florida? About the only thing worth seeing there is Vice City but I've played the game enough I feel like I've already been there anyway.

fuck i was going to reply with wanting to fuck the lava but now i can't because of this post.

That lava is flatter than you're waifu

Sweaty

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Stop living inland then you methhead. On the coasts it drops from 100 to 75 the second it starts raining and stays cool the whole rest of the day.

i prefer my women to be gaseous

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jfc thats fucking hot

well now any mention of it will be mandatory instead of genuine

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Imagine standing there and watching cracks in the ground develop as the ground begins to sink into the lava pit.

DESIGNATED

Here in canada we've not had a single day go above 25c and the leaves have changed color and started to fall off the trees.

Is this bait?
Be honest

Where are my fellow Floridafags at? Pensacola here, I never go outside unless it's for work or groceries or errands.

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it's not lava actually, just a bunch of gas fires that have been burning for a few decades. people have gone into the center of it

Like this?

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Fort Myers

I dont understand. Just turn the AC on? Year round I keep my apartment a comfortable 72f

summer is the worst season. give me winter any day.

Why can't Europoors buy an AC? Seriously instead of bitching about the heat so much buy a fucking AC.

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Florida never gets above 95. It only feels like 110 "adjusted for humidity/heat index"

78 is comfortable

Lol, no. I'll take 100F at 25% over 78F at 80%. Your sweat actually works in dry heat. My dandruff clears up, too.
100F and 90% is true suffering.

Unironically this. Fuck the humidity and FUCK the disgusting flying fucking faggot flies that buzz into your ear or land on you. Why haven't we used CRISPR on the disgusting nigger flies and mosquitos yet?

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>its too hot to play video games
>give me some video games to play to take my mind off the heat

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I'd take the other side of that bet. Wet hand into thin lava? Not so sure.

I'm glad I don't live anywhere near lava because I don't know if I could resist the urge to touch it.

I'm burned out of going to all my usual bars. Should I try somewhere I rarely go, somewhere I've never been, or stay inside to play vidya but never actually launch anything?

54 is peak comfortable

Touch it and the swcond your finger ignites like a candle whick your dumbass will learn from it.

Go somewhere you be never been and try the food. Report to /ck/.

Load up a visual novel, a low impact simulation game, a harvest moon or something like it, load up an old turn based JRPG on an emulator.
Something like that.

It's more than just "hurr AC", buildings there are designed for cold weather because the climate for much of Europe is colder than the US. Heat waves like what they experienced recently are incredibly rare.

After binging on Bar Rescue I can't go anywhere that has at the very least 4.0 stars and positive reviews. Stick to what you know.

Flies have NOTHING on gnats, especially when you bike everywhere and have to ride through clouds of the little shitfuckers that gather over sidewalks after every time it rains.

Europeans are total garbage.

But a window unit or that weird skinny one that clings to the top of Walls that acts both as an AC and Heater isn't asking much. Instead of bitching about it and saying I-IT ONLY LASTS SEVEN WEEKS! Why not sit in comfort for those seven weeks instead of swamp ass ridden clothes becaude you sweat like a pig?

god I wish I could drink that

No flies really are niggers. I just wanna enjoy the outside of my backyard but I see dozens, DOZENS of the fucks zipping around in circles near the grass. I don't know if it's the trees, the garden or very few pieces of dogshit from my dog or the combination of the three but I'm sick of having to buy fumigated torches and other needless crap to get them the fuck away from my living space.

>muttland

Europeans are trash. They have the audacity to call anyone a mutt when they are the rapebabies of more than five different tribes or "nations" no matter where they're from.

Where the hell are you? That's just 38 degrees celcius, that's not that bad unless you live in an area where you get no nice sea breeze.

Imagine dipping your balls in that haha

You have grass and trees, you have flies. Can't really get away from that. Best thing is to set up fly traps in discreet spots or a low-level bug zapper.

>unless you live in an area where you get no nice sea breeze

aka 90% of the US

Well there's some areas of the US that are near the coast so I dunno dude, OP could have been a faggot too who couldn't just handle the heat.

I want to stick my dick in that and melt away before I even get within a meter

Europeans are responsible for everything bad in the world. They corrupt everything they touch, and ruin every land they visit. Every ideology you hate comes from Europe; they started two catastrophic wars, they don't appreciate anything anyone does for them, they abused the third world for centuries. They couldn't let it sit that someone broke from them, so they plotted and acted for centuries trying to ruin everything. Then they have the audacity to talk shit about other countries and they act like they're "so progressive" bull shit. Europeans are garbage. It's not about race, it's about EUROPEANS.

100 degrees Fahrenheit

Based

>tfw in Florida
It's like 95F with 98% humidity I am going to kill myself soon

Was coming to post the same thing.

Saints Row 2 is set in the summer so you could walk around in a skimpy one piece swimsuit

Miami after a lovely Key West weekend. It started pouring real hard on Friday night over there and a bum was sitting on a chair in the open rain too sloshed to wake up from getting soaked.

I've been to pensacola before because I was a militaryfag once. go outside and my glasses would fog up instantly for a few seconds. fuck florida heat.

Fellow militaryfag here, Pensacola was a blast. Also got to watch airman retards act like planes while doing morning stretches. The humidity was undoubtedly shit, though.

the only possible excuse that could be made for this brainlet post is if he meant ".. when there's significant wind"

>all these floridafags going "oh that's not hot THIS IS HOT"

why do you fuckers like bragging about suffering?

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It's all we have, there's nothing else in Florida

>fuckers like bragging about suffering?
is there a term for this? because its common to see in every debate.

There probably is but I can't be fucked to find out.

>tfw living in the mountains of New Mexico
>tfw it seldom gets hotter than 28C and at night it always cools down to 14C with occasional comfy thunderstorms
>never have to turn the AC on because I live in the basement
Feels good not being a sea level upper storey pleb

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because it's not suffering. your body is weak and you suffer for it. while our bodies are strong and resilient and we avoid suffering.
cope harder cold fag

Just turn your AC on, eurobro :)

>because I live in the basement
How much rent do your parents charge you?

*gayest city on earth
yeah my week looks similar, except it is normally 70-90% humidity
but I don't see how that stops you from gaming, if anything it just makes me game more

>comfy
ive never heard such a retarded comment
the colder it gets, the more comfy
dont argue

Say that to my face not online and see what happens warmfag
oh wait you can't because you're too pussy to come up here and deal with the below 50 F weather

Suffering is all there is to do in FLAHRDUH

besides meth

*puts on a sweater*
*punches you in the face*
f-fuck you (shivering, not stuttering)

I don't actually live in New Mexico I just work there for 6 months out of the year and renting a room is far cheaper and more flexible than renting an apartment. Gott pinch pennies to feed my crippling vidya and firearm addiction

MADAR BITCH I KICKING YOUR ASS EVEN
SHOW VIRGINIA

It's easy when Euros are smug bastards towards America when they have no experience with our dealings.
>America you are too violent
>America your police are too quick to shoot
>America your love of AC is stupid
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?

I make a dumb joke post and get this many replies. It's no wonder why there are so many shitposters on Yea Forums when its this easy to get (you)s.

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>that feeling when you're bundled up and the chill wind blows in your face
>the cold is just on the edge of being painful

I miss winter it's unironically comfy even when it's sorta unpleasant. Fuck this heat

>America you are too violent
>America your police are too quick to shoot
Are you saying they're wrong about those?

Yes but for the wrong reasons.

>i was only pretending to stupid.jpg

I feel bad for people that just can't experience bundled up comfiness like that.

>tfw only get at most a week of time cold enough to wear my /fa/ as fuck milsurp fishtail parka
The liner in those things is mad comfy, like a crazy smooth quilt.

>hottest US temps recorded in the 1930s
>had central AC my entire life
Feels good being based. Enjoy your wall rugs.

>merely pretending

?

Narcissism

I bought an AC as a bong, they are amazing Europoors are too proud to admit they're wrong and Americans are right

>Heatwaves are incredibly rare
Where the fuck have you been this year nigger?

>Florida thinks it knows hot
*Laughs in Yee Haw*

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>it's another "OH MY GOD IT'S TOO HOT, we don't need air conditioners in my country, BUT WOW IT'S TOO HOT RIGHT NOW, IF ONLY THERE WERE SOME WAY TO CHANGE THE TEMPERATURE, by the way there's no point in having an air conditioner" thread

Fuck off bongs.

How many heat waves like this have happened before 2019?