So many great creature designs are wasted on a franchise with shit gameplay and shit developers

>so many great creature designs are wasted on a franchise with shit gameplay and shit developers

fuck this timeline.

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Wrong board

donut

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sunibee is good

This is a shit design. Why take something as cool as a centipede and turn it into a big horse with only 4 legs?

>He is a animal fucker

Day of the escape rape

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Because an actual centipede would have been too gross.

I want a scolipede to sit on my face

Scolipede is perfection. She's literally one of the best designed pokemon.

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The bug is cool and cute

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based scolipedebro

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One of the best mons to come from pokemon recently.
Well her and Weavile. Both of those girls are cute and cool.

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Do not.

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>Do not.
more like do nut lol

No.

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Stupid Anthro-shit. You probably like how Goodra turned out too. Pokemon should be monsters, not fap-bait for furries.

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>anthro
based retard

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>anthro

>bug intentionally designed to look like a fat mammal with visible emotion
>somehow not anthro.

>Not fap bait for furries
>Posting that
Uh huh.

It’s an improvement to the actual design which is 100% furbait. At least the redesign is true to the better secondary evolution.

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lmao got em

Scolipede should look more like this.

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Both of them are complete fap bait what are you talking about?
>t. Xenophile

If your complaint about this pokemon is that "it looks too sexy" there is something wrong with you.
If your complaint about this pokemon is that "it seems too pokemon-ish" you are a retard.

They dumb down a potentially good design because they know furries will buy more plush toys if it looks fuckable. It’s a legitimate complaint.

Those people will fap to fucking anything.

literally the only people who think about fucking Pokemon are people like you who complain about people supposedly thinking about fucking Pokemon

literal retard, please pick up a dictionary

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>if they make it look more like a centipede no one will want to fuck it
thats where you're wrong kiddo
scoliopede has VERY little on model art anyways so that's irrelevant in the long run

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Why is this pokemon always meme'd with a donut anus?

but that's more fuckable than the shitty barney dragon goodra we got

because sunibee drew some great porn despite being a spastic

If that were the case people wouldn’t make porn with pokemon.
>Anthropomorphic
>adjective
>having human characteristics.
Scolipede
>Mammalian features that are more human like than insect like
>Eyes that show human emotion.
It is anthro shit.

Goodra is female only!

When will they let us marry and impregnate or be impregnated by Pokemon?

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Well that explains it. Thanks

No son, people would make porn of pokemon regardless.

I don’t cares so much that people want to fuck it, I care that the designers put fuckability over genuinely creating a cool design true to the source material. Even just adding a couple more limbs and giving it insect eyes would be a huge step in the right direction.

Not even close.
There's far more porn of the pokemon themselves than the humans in pokemon. And given how popular the pokemon franchise is, that's a lot of people who want to fuck pokemon.

So the only people that make Pokemon porn are people that don’t want to fuck Pokemon, and nobody looking at the porn wants to actually fuck the Pokemon?

I think this guy wants to fuck scolipede and is ashamed of it and is blaming gamefreak.
Welcome to the club pal! You'll get over that soon enough.

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you do realize there are reasons to make Pokemon porn aside from wanting to fuck them, right?

>people
You consider furries people?

What the hell are you even on about? Furries regardless of the design want to fuck pokemon.

>six people make a million pokeporn images over a decade
>WOW MILLYINS OF FURRIES HORY SHET
u sir, are an retard

I honestly can't tell where you're even trying to go with this.

Yes, but the person I was responding to stated that “literally” the only people that think about Pokemon porn are the people that hate it.

I would let scolipede swallow me whole

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Which one is you're favorite pokemon?

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it's not the gameplay that's shit, its the content surrounding it that's shit

Lopunny because she's a human cock slut

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Yes, and I also consider the gamers that dwell this board people too. Wanna fight about it?

Get cancer and die slowly and painfully

I love you too, user!

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>stated that “literally” the only people that think about Pokemon porn are the people that hate it.

that's not what I stated

Wait a second I recognize that artwork. Sindoll is one of the top kemono artist.

Wow, those 6 people sure do change art styles a lot.

Might not have been you, but then you misunderstood my point was against:
>”literally the only people who think about fucking Pokemon are people like you who complain about people supposedly thinking about fucking Pokemon”
Which is just a retarded statement.

Real talk though, why don't Nintendo/TPCi/GameFreak make an officially sanctioned R18 Pokemon game? Normalfags want to fuck the pokegirls, furfags want to fuck the pokemon, it's a win-win. Imagine the money they could have drizzling in.

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Only if it's human on Pokemon fucking

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most of their money comes from merch, they dont want to be associated with porn

BeCaUsE pOkEmOn Is FaMiLy FriEnDlY.

Normies are not furries, fucking furry. And you wonder why you are so vilified.

>most of their money comes from merch
They'd make even more if that merch was lewder. I know people by the thousands who would shell out a significant portion of their earnings on official PokeKnot toys.

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I never liked Scoliopede too much but everyone seems to think its one of the best designed gen 5 pokemon. I like the grass types more.

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Normies don't care about furries they'd fuck characters like Lola and Nala

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They'd lose money by alienating their main market and basically being unable to sell a real pokemon game again because of the bad rep they'd get.

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How to destroy your brand in one simple step.

This and only if it's human females and Pokemon males

It's not like Gamefreak gives a shit about the games anymore

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Pokemon are MADE for human cock
female AND male

Scoliopede is solid but the best bug type designs from Gen 5 were Volcarona and Galvantula.

I disagree

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Because the moment it got out that they are officially connected to it that would end all parents buying for their kids and it would effectively kill the brand?

ejem

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Nice

>referse lookup the md5 on e621
>no artist
>no source
FUCK!
Why must the world be so cruel?

Too many, but I really love Volcarona. Fluffy moths are the best.

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GameFreak is already doing a fine job at killing the brand.

user, out of all the bug pokemon out there, scolipede one of the least shameful ones to get a stiffy too, don't feel too bad, at least you don't want to fuck ariados

yet

>Love poison and bug types since Gen 2, favorite is still crowbat
>Love scolipede when it first comes out, giant poison centipede thing
>Find that the internet loves it for different reasons
>now just looking at scolipede reminds me of degenerate fanart and it gives me an erection

Goddamit, I never asked for this. I think the worst was that Hilda transformation series, because I liked Hilda's design, too.

This was pretty much me with Snivy. He was my favorite 'mon ever since the Smugleaf days simply because he looked cool, but nowadays I mostly associate her with porn of varying degrees of degeneracy.

This. I'm pretty sure it's canon too.

there's literally nothing wrong with that

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based

Either Eevee or Mew

Reminded me of the lava centipedes from wind Waker.

The most based bug you can fug.

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Delphox

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shit creature designs, pokebabby

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I mean in the anime Chikorita was all over Ash. Plus I think tons of pokemon wanted James' dick.

Is there a Pokemon that even comes close to radiate as much sexual energy as Incineroar?

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I don't think "sexual" when I see Incineroar tbtbh

Doesn't look sexy at all to me.
Then again I'm not gay.

That’s a good thing. Love those guys too

Salazzle

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Nope. Pokemon were made for the BHC

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Project harder, you mouthbreathing autismo.

Wrong answer. The answer was Emboar.

I’d rather tickle them instead.

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Source.

god i wish that were me

>Scolipede
>Hilda transformation

slow down now

I'm laffin

Scolipede isn't fap bait to people that are even slightly normal, for the record.

Good for him

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Pokemon gameplay is actually pretty sweet, there are very few turn based battle systems designed for PvP, and even fewer with as many mechanics in place. I think people don't give Pokemon enough credit for its battle system if anything. However I also get why, as the games primary content basically require little to no understanding of all of it to actually do well.

It's a tough spot, because they can't just "make the game harder" much because it's a kids game, and even if they did, I feel like requiring a good understanding and use of mechanics like weather, terrain etc. from every player would change the appeal a fair bit. Besides that, the majority of turn based games that are considered "hard", like SMT, do so by specifically NOT giving the player as many options. Which is something that can only work in a single player scenario.

Regardless I think calling Pokemon "shit gameplay" when it has a uniquely complex turn based battle system in PvP is a little unfair. There really is very little like it when you actually look past the surface level.

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It’s a shit design regardless of whether or not it’s fap bait. Centipedes should have more than 4 legs. That’s the identifying characteristic of a cdntipede.

Autistic faggot

Scolipede should have 4 legs, two crotch tits, and one donut butthole.

Im glad I clicked this thread

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