Buy new better switch

>Buy 10tb external drive
>Shuck drive out and replace it with old busted IDE drive with platters removed
>Return drive and get my money back.
>Company doesn't pay their taxes, so fuck em.

>don't buy switch
>automatically win
you suckas need2learn how2play da system

>buy Xbox one x
>3d print the case and put an old shoe inside
>return it
What are they gonna do, try to play a game on it?

I'm wondering how easy this would be actually. Can anybody not currently shitposting confirm?

it really depends on where you buy it from and the staff working returns.

If its a place that pays their workers shit wages, then it will probably be easy, as they wont even bother to check.

The battery LIFE is longer. The battery itself is the same. Good luck swapping the entire internals

Depends if the person checking is completely retarded.
Each unit has the model number printed on the back, and spoiler alert: the model numbers are different.

There are people paid to check if things are untouched before accepting refunds. They will open the switch and heck serial codes. Don't know if switch have this but generally hardware have seals that make it even easier to check if some part was moved

Anyone listen to the Sal and Q podcast where Sal does this with a nintendo wii I think. Pretty funny

Old and new switch look identical so it would be easy as hell, especially if its a walmart where they are too lazy to check serials

Learn2read

>Buy new switch
>Lose pirated games, homebrew, and free online

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All he's doing is factory resetting the old switcheroo and swapping the sticker on the back you retard

>look at back of switch
>HAC-001
Wow, that was hard.

>Free online
Wat?

Switch has no tamper seals, but I haven't seen the internals of the new one so they may or may not be obviously different.

>stickers retain their original form after being removed

It's not the battery faggot, it's a chip.

Xdd so now this is epic

lan-play.com/

It's not real online since you can't play shit like Mario maker 2 properly, and it's barely worth talking about since the shit is kinda dead. Still, if that shit gets popular enough, piratefags will enjoy some free online splatoon and smash anytime

Oh my god, you fucking retards, the fucking model number is printed on the fucking case, there's no fucking reason to even look at the serial to rea slime which model you're holding.

read his plan again

You are implying they will, I have never once had them check serials on returning, the most they do is open the box and look inside to see if the item is there. Sometimes they dont even open it.

>Swap backs
Wow so hard

>implying people at fucking walmart know the difference
this would have to start happening en masse for a few days before a mandate came down from corporate to force people to check like when k-mart had that liquidation sale and people were using price match to buy ps4s at half off

>buy switch
>fill the box with rocks
>tape it back up and return it
>pregnant high schooler working at walmart gives refund no questions asked

Yikes, is this the average Yea Forums poster ? never reply to me again

My store has a practice of scanning the barcode on the system and compare it to the barcode on the box for about a decade now. Not sure what third-world country OP lives in where the stores allow that kind of abuse.

>go to return pair of novelty socks my wife purchased
>they ask for my drivers license to scan to process the return
>they could very easily deduce who it was in the last 24 hours that returned the product
>even more they can see the exact time and date you walked in and get a snapshot of your face.
>you had to pay some amount for the exchange you did for something else
>it is 2019 so you used a credit or debit card as well
>next time you go in to buy something an 80 year old grandma will ask to check your card and ID
>you stand their like a tard because you are one
>cops come around the corner, process you for theft and find your kiddie porn stash on your phone because of course you do
Good going, I don’t even work at Walmart but know their system is good enough to find out who you are and press charges for theft.

It happened to me once but I had been hitting on the girl in charge of that for weeks, I didn't steal shit or anything I was actually returning a faulty 3DS, but she didn't check shit and just gave me a new one.

If you're at Wal-mart there is a pretty good chance the person checking it was hired 2 days ago, and was just thrown onto the job with no training. So even that might be too much effort for them.

yes, I'm sure the average Walmart worker can tell the difference between a newer model and an older model which is aesthetically exactly similar besides the (swapped) serial number sticker

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That user discussed taking the box and filling it with rocks.

Guys, whatever you do don’t try to do this at Walmart’s in El Paso, I hear the people down there are going wild for the sales as it is.

>being so cheap you end up hacking a Switch

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t. schizo

>giving up hax
look at this and laugh

You get full refund if it's within the 15 (or 30 w/e) days if u got the box still

Why don't you just fake autism so you can get a NEET bux check every month?

mine is hacked, why would i swap it for one that cant be hacked?

When I was a dumbass kid I fantasized about bringing my psp to game stop and swapping it for a vita when they weren't looking and tricking them

I was so stupid

>buy cheap not working for parts PS4 on ebay
>replace the internals
>get 500$ refund
profit

I traded in my old switch and my two extra(drifting) joycons to fucking gamestop and just had to pay $60
My battery couldn't hold a charge too well so good tradeoff imo

Fake?

Most stores have an unconditional 30 day return policy. Also they have no reason to think it's opened if you don't tell them.

Yes, because autism isn't real. Being a socially retarded asshole isn't a disorder. It just means you're a socially retarded asshole. But you can still get free money for it.

>using a credit card while doing this
>doing it at a store you plan on coming back to

geez I can't hold your hand through everything, surely you can do some critical thinking