>"Please create a username"
>type in my unique-enough online handle that I use for all my other games
>"Sorry, that name is in use"
"Please create a username"
Christian Gonzalez
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Michael Anderson
What is it?
Tyler Wood
>tfw in 20 years since i started using my username it has never been taken
Bentley Howard
Literally nobody would ever use my name, it’s a modification of some character’s name I changed to be unique. The only times my name has ever been taken was because I had made an account/character long enough in the past to have forgotten.
Robert Reyes
>usual username is already taken
>Type in my real name
>It's taken too
I don't have a common name, so this spooked me
Jaxon Lopez
>new game that just came out
>make username from whatever is incredibly popular at the time
>sit back and smugly enjoy that I've stolen that name from thousands of people and they will never get to use it
Cameron Edwards
>turns out you had played before and didn't remember
Jaxon Turner
>Use generic username
>Account succesfully created.
Zachary Garcia
Well it wasnt unique enough then was it you dumb shit
Jayden Anderson
My favourite so far has been Mongrel. It's great cuz it sounds exactly like the name of a bot.
Aiden Bailey
>steams had this shit figured out for like over 10 years now
>new games STILL fuck it up
That's almost as bad as unremovable censorship in a game featuring knights where you can't have Knight in your name cause it offends niggers.
Jose Gomez
i try to get the name muhammad whenever a games servers open up to cuck as many people as possible
>Muhammad is thought to be the most popular name in the world, given to an estimated 150 million men and boys. Statisticians put the high numbers down to the tradition amongst some Muslim families of naming their first-born after the Islamic prophet.
Liam Sanchez
I did the exact same and nowadays it's usually taken.
I have an "advanced" version that's more heavily modified though, that one was always free so far
Jaxon James
>username is so unique that it's never taken
>despite not having symbols, "XxXnameXxX" shit, literally just 6 regular lowercase letters
Feels good.
Grayson Cox
Why is Muhammad such a popular name anyways? Nobody names their son Jesus or Moses.
Hudson Ramirez
>ESO
>try "Pelinal Whitestrake"
>it works
This was 3 years after the game was released, my dissapointment in the ESO community is staggering
Daniel Adams
>want to make a new psn account so I can stop using the one that my dumbass 12 year old self made
>everything is taken
Gavin Martin
>make new character in DaS game
>have to bring up name censor checker just to so my name isn't k***** of *****
Fuck's sake, I mean apparently you can just remove/edit the file that does that shit but it doesn't mean much when others don't remove/edit it
Carter Perry
>Nobody names their son Jesus
Hispanics name their kids Jesus all the time.
Cameron Gonzalez
>Have username I've used since 2004, extremely unique and never taken
>Go to register for a game
>That name is currently in use
>What the fuck?
>Check email archive
>Find out I registered for an account with another game made by the same company years ago and the account carried over without me realizing it
Crisis averted.
Cameron Collins
latinos named lots of their kids Jesus, and Moses is a jewish name so it might have jewish derivation
Brandon Williams
>Be retard
>Type in your real name as username
>It's already taken
Sebastian Rogers
user...
Hunter Howard
Are you okay, retard?
Jace Scott
Minecraft censors the word Vomit. Seriously. I go to play some online games with friends now for nostalgia, want to update my username to match the change I made to my usual alias, and find out it censors the fucking word 'Vomit' of all things. It's a sick joke.
Wyatt Cook
>"sorry, that name is in use"
>look up the guy's profile
>no games
>hasn't logged on in ten years
FUCK YOU
Lucas Bennett
>type in jesus as name
>your name contains profanity
fuck you planetside 2
Josiah Brown
>been using the same name since AOL Instant Messenger
Feels good being original.
Nolan Martinez
>On a highly populated server
>Try to make a name that makes some sense
>Taken
>Try to make it longer
>Taken
>Try to change letters, anything so the name sounds overall the same
>Taken
>Ty a different name
>Taken
>Get mad, type the absolute short version of it with only 3 letters "Tar"
>Successfully created
>Y tho
Isaiah Ortiz
>「Your Username」MkII
Always works
Xavier Ortiz
>Haysus in Spanish
>moshe in Yiddish
Both those names are very common, also Jesus and Joshua are the same name
Carson Johnson
They're not the same, really, that's like saying Johnathon and Jack are the same name. there's a deep relation, based in eachother and minor changes over the years, but they're ultimately different names
Blake Sanchez
People have been naming their kids YHWY since forever, there are just hundreds of ways to pronounce and spell it, since it's so much older.
Caleb Nelson
>Nobody names their son Jesus or Moses.
My parents would disagree with you
t. Jesus
Jaxson Hall
>"XxX_R0x0rPr0g4m3r_OwO " is already in use.
Michael Ward
Thanks HHEYSOUS
Jack Garcia
>use my username everywhere for a decade or so without any trouble
>this year some faggy TikTok person has used it on there and I get tagged into his cringey zoomer shit
Thomas Williams
You just wanted to post that gif didn't you?
Jaxon Gonzalez
Now why would you assume that?
Ian Gutierrez
Not really, if you said Jonathan and John yeah sure, but Jesus is yeshua
Justin Lopez
>tfw my name is never in use
Jace Morris
Jesus the actual historical human being was named Josh, though. Rather than Jack vs John it's more like John vs Jean
Dominic Cook
>stupid anime poster thinks he has a unique name
Isaac Hill
Woah man, that also happened to me. In fact it happened multiple times!
Ha Ha this thread really made my day.
Cooper Davis
Wow sounds crazy! Whats your username?
Aaron Barnes
Every single Muslim name is some varition of Muhammad. It's fucking stunning. Achmed, Mahmout, Mohammed. It's like if everyone was named John.
Brandon Kelly
xXx_PUSSYSLAYER420_xXx
Robert Sullivan
You're supposed to encrypt the password, retard. Not the username.
Mason Cooper
>Use the same username since 04: Ire_ape_kids
>Go to new game: That name is already taken.
>What the fuck?
>Message Imposter Ire_ape_kids
>Turns out we have a lot in common and end up friends online
Eli Bailey
>"Please create a username"
>Stare blankly at the screen for hours unable to come up with a username that isn't shit
Sebastian Gonzalez
What? What's wrong with knight?
Gavin Hughes
>Type in your password
Sorry that's not your password
>Type in your password
Sorry that's not your password
>Type in your password
Sorry that's not your password
>Type in your password
Sorry that's not your password
>Type in your password
Sorry that's not your password
>Please reset your password
You cannot use your old password as the new password
Colton Murphy
>Turns out we have a lot in common and end up friends online
uh yeah... like hobbies and shit?
Ethan Russell
>password too long for the password field
Luke Moore
>game literally tells you that your name is unoriginal
kek
Thomas Hall
R u a cute animu girl user?
Alexander Lee
k nig ht
Christian Edwards
same here. Mine is a combination of two names that a character had
Brandon Collins
> spend hours coming up with a name
> translate words back and forth in multiple languages
> adjust the name with shit like VV to replace Ws to stylize and reduce the chances of it being taken
> name is already taken anyway
Angel White
>when pedos connect
Hunter Sanders
I still use my retarded edgelord usernames from when I was 12 because all the mispellings and random numbers are never used by anyone.
Joshua Adams
based if true
you 2 have fun
Eli Cox
>You can not use this username, because it violates our terms of service.
Daniel Davis
We watch the same shows mostly.
Colton Wood
Adam Hill
>Game just releases.
>Pick an extremely common username I use for games where multiple people can have the same names.
>It turns out the game had unique names.
Bentley Long
>get a two-factor authentication email every day for a week
>decide to finally change my password
>change it to one of my other variations
>"this password has been found on lists of compromised passwords from 38 websites"
>try another variation
>"this password has been found on lists of compromised passwords from 17 websites"
>try another variation
>"this password has been found on lists of compromised passwords from 26 websites"
Luis Rodriguez
It's like how Pokemon won't let you trade CoFAGrigus without nicknaming him.
Jacob Taylor
>game doesn't have unique usernames
>mfw
Adam Peterson
>You need a stronger password
>You cannot use your old password or a variation of it
>Dumbass why can't you remember your convoluted password we forced you to set, set a new one
Rinse and Repeat.I feel iffy about fingerprint passwords and while my passes are tied to my phone number I'm scared of the day where I actually do change phone numbers
Oliver Jones
>you can’t check if a username is available before you submit
Ryan Martin
>Work uses a username and password system to log into their store phones
>Password needs one uppercase letter, one lower case letter, two numbers, one special character that isn't a #
>Needs to be changed every 3 months
Hunter Perry
Kirito
Landon Miller
This is why people paste their passwords on sticky notes and we get bank and credit breaches. There's just faults on every side
Henry Bennett
>"please create username"
>"I'm sorry, that name is in use"
have I made an account here before?
>type in my go to passwords
>login
this happens far more than I'd like to admit
Carson Clark
>pc login password is something like lolicunny69
>get a phone call while I'm not home
"Hey user your cousin's here and wants to play on the computer, what's the password?"
Dylan Wilson
>Every account I make is a cleverly worded dirty pun
>They're never in use, meaning I'm the only one clever enough to come with these
Kayden Powell
Same. I've had my shorter character name taken a couple times, though.
Aiden Bennett
>"Uhhh El-O-El-I_See-You_En-En-Why-Six-Nine"
Colton Reyes
Or maybe they're just not retarded enough to make a dirty joke their handle.
Ian Thompson
Intelligent men appreciate sexual humor
Kevin Morris
>just type in random nonsense cause i don't care what my name is i just want to play
>always works first try
Julian Sanchez
Fucking Bhurptishotep.
Brody Ramirez
SargeantSmegma
Landon Miller
Combine two smaller words into a bigger one. I use the names Royken and Ronchi a lot.
Asher Kelly
sexual jokes are the lowest form of humor, even under fart and poop jokes
Luis White
Sure. Intelligent men don't tie their identity to a sex joke.
Jose Murphy
>tfw went the Kingdom Hearts route years ago and threw an X in my name somewhere and hoped the name didn't sound completely weird
Kevin Thomas
>my unique-enough online handle
How can it be "unique-enough" if it's clearly not unique enough?
>tfw my username has always been available everywhere except Reddit
Oliver Phillips
>join a new MMO
>name my character Goku
>some people get mad because I took "their" name and made them go with something retarded like XxX_Goku_XxX
>other people get mad because muh immersion
Asher King
never once had another person take my name. For nearly 15 years, UNTIL I saw some moderate success on twitch. Not even a lot, like under 50 viewers.
But any time there's a new game my name is taken fucking immediately. That'll teach me, I guess.
Levi Torres
If your username has never been taken, it's probably not a very good username.
My first username was so good that an anime ripped it off several years after I started using it, now it's taken literally everywhere and I constantly get messages from weebs asking me to give them the ones I've claimed before that.
Bentley Peterson
>play game
>encounter ProudCuckold
which one of you faggots did this?
Nathaniel Sanchez
Get btfo, Kirito.
Eli Cruz
What is it user? Shouldn't matter if you tell us since everyone is using it
Luis Lopez
>type in random letters out of frustration like aiothesdxnflo
>Sorry, that name is in use
Easton Thompson
based chink bots dabbing on uncreative autists
Xavier Gonzalez
>have the same username on everything because its just a weird way of spelling my name
Ayden Sanchez
>create multiple accounts with unique names and small ones like Bob
>get autists to pay me for them
I only usually got in-game stuff for it but one time I got $50 for ''Fluttershy'' in swtor
Elijah Walker
>someone invites you to a party while questing
>its him
how do you react?
Alexander Long
in runescape for short names you can get hundreds maybe even a thousand bucks
Levi Cruz
>use username I've had that since I was like 14
>every time I used it was never taken, despite it sounding like a generic name that would be taken right away
>hop onto one of my old accounts
>realize it was never taken because I was spelled wrong by one letter
Isaac Perry
>it reloads the site when you submit and resets multiple fields you've had already filled
Jordan Anderson
>username has never been taken
>gets private messages calling me a weirdo everytime I play anything on xbox
Wyatt Lewis
>try to make a twitter with my tumblr username
>some high school girl in Texas took it
>check my followers and one of her friends follows me
>hound her friend until the thief changes the name so I can use it
Charles Parker
>twitter
>tumblr
Sasuga Sataniaposter
Brody Walker
>have unique username that lots of people comment on
>no words or anything, its just sounds funny
>had it for 10 years now
>googling my name get you the okcupid account of a hairy turk with a monobrow, along with my lol profile right under
Fucking.............