Actual leaker here, I have several informants within the higher-ups of Nintendo.
I know this will make many of you guys sad, but... against all the evidence so far, I can confirm that all the "hints" and information about Richard Nixon being the last DLC character are fake.
GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Jackson (yes, THE Andrew Jackson from United States History) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Jackson walks into the spotlight!
>b-but the leaks from Henry Clay show John Quincy Adams is getting the spot “No!”
Tsk, tsk... haven’t any of you learned by this point that no one cares about your made up rules? What ever happened to “no western characters” or “no characters with mature themes?” That’s right, Sakurai doesn’t give a shit! And with two dlc slots left, Jackson is sure to make the cut thanks to his popularity in both the eastern and western sections of the United States! Everyone knows popularity sells, so why would Nintendo pass up on the marketing potential of Old Hickory? Even Martin Van Buren, the leaker who correctly predicted Banjo, still claims that there will be Jackson content in Smash. Sure, Banjo may have gotten in first, but as they always say: “the best is saved for last!” But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter when I swat you with my walking cane so hard you'll think you were Pakenham at New Orleans!
IF YOU HEAR ME FORE YOU SEE ME I GOT KING KONG IN THE TRUNK
Angel White
SMASH BROS GET IN HERE QUICK- Actually never mind. Last time I tried advertising my discord shit went south quick. Luckily I disposed of it before it got any worse. I have a new one now, not that'll ever give Yea Forums the link ever again lmao
How the fuck did Nixen get away with even half of the shit he did, he got off relatively free.
Sebastian Parker
Politicians with good connections get off easy always. Have you not seen the things the past Presidents got away with that were generally worse than Watergate?
Jason Hall
Presidents don't go to prison for reasons of national security. If he's worried about his legal situation then he can't properly govern the country.
Thinking a Western character such as Nixon is gonna be playable is being delusional. Emperor Showa will make it, with a Heisei echo. I just hope one day Putin becomes playable, though, having him as an assist trophy is sad.
Asher Jenkins
Do you mean Bombama, Killary's friend?
Daniel King
I think he means one of the Indian removers, like Jackson or Lincoln.
Landon Perez
Because Nixon was one of the most beloved presidents in US history up until Watergate. Had it not been for that he would have gone down as one of the best. Presidents don't get jail sentences though because it would create a civil war.