Why don't you play Overwatch?

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not enough characters
bland characters
boring characters kit made for people with no skill to feel good about themselves
bland boring ultimate
awful map design
awful balance patch that come once in a blue moon
awful lore especially seeing how much time it take to release

need I say more?

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because I got perma-banned for calling people niggers

It makes me unhappy.
The gameplay is not fun for me because there's no way to react to anything that happens.
I don't like the maps.
I don't enjoy the community.
The characters piss me off.

because I'm not a 12 year old child

It was really fun at launch. Then every hero design after Ana got worse and worse until they had to literally force their players not to play the broken tank/healer spam. It's a master class in how to fuck up an FPS's meta by introducing more and more anti-skill characters and just making it Farm Ult Then Press Q To Win: the game.

I don't play bad games

Because why would I use the store-brand when I can get the better one?

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I don't play westa trash. There hasn't been one good western game in like 10 years

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Played it like everyday for the 1st year
They changed shit
I got bored
Never returned

Becouse is dog shit BUT it has some of the Best SFM porn ive ever seen for that reason i respect this game.

Post more Sombra

There's never been a good Jap game ever. It's entirely movieshit with ugly models designed for autistic low IQ drones.

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I do play it. Hamtaro is the best hero and pretty much the only reason the game is worth playing.

Why does she look like she's fucking dead

Stupid character design, shit maps, boring game modes. Play Splatoon.

Sombra is my wife!

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Played it like everyday for the 1st year
They changed shit
I got bored
Never returned

I hate the company and the community.

diet coke tf2
no thanks

I'm no fan of OW but 'everything is shit' is not an argument.

No Fun Allowed: The Official Game of the Movie

I don't play ASSFAGGOTS

>WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>MOMMY, STOP HIM FROM MAKING FUN OF MY GAME
>WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>OVOWASH DOESNT SUCK. MAKE HIM STOP
>WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Dumb faggot

No Tracer feet skin

I still do, only competitive. Always have fun with matches altho it's true that Blizz is clueless when it comes to balancing. We'll see if role locks will kill this game for good next week.

extremely based

Because Sombra doesn't have a bikini for this year's Summer Games. We just got more men in swimsuits and Blizzard can't get out of the ideology "sexualized men is good sexualized women is bad"

I'm only interested in the waifu bait, but I have the internet so I don't need to play the game.

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Because I don't play trash

But user I do play overwatch and it fucking sucks. Some games me and my friends do incredibly well, absolutely stomping everyone in our path and in others we feel like we can't do anything. I don't think I've gotten any better at it even though I've played since the open beta.

>lol

the game was dead on arrival. its a floaty mess wtih zero skill and all flashy glam. matches last a few minutes, its terrible. gameplay is boring. nothing is interesting. bland generic sjw-tier characters

I can play Splatoon 2 and get Reinhardt's kit but more interesting in a game that's more fun to play. Not only that but I can get it with a cute barefoot girl now that I can actually see because of 3rd person perspective.

I don't play much competitive multiplayer games in general. I am not very good to start with and I have no time to catch up with anyone else.
When I feel like I am starting to learn, and win some, I have to take a break of some months and when I come back I am shit.

I reinstalled and went on the PTR and it looks like it's finally shaping up to be the game it should have been at launch.
Kind of like the Blizz version of BF4. But worse lol

I love my wife Olivia!

I'm terrible at shooters
Played it during a free weekend when they released Sombra years ago but I was so bad I never tried it again

TLOU is japanese? wtf I hate eastern games now!

Because community is even worse than in Dota2.

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>play meta or get banned

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It's a perfect mix of underage meme spouting fuckwads, GAMER GURLS, drunk/high burnouts, min-maxing incels, 3rd world ESLs, and spastic retards.

because it is not fun and entertaining to play

What game lets me play scuba diver girl in tight neoprene catsuit?

Been playing all day, even have had the OWL streams up to get league points to get my Lucio emote.
Almost 729 hours in. 2937 wins.

beacuse it sucks

sometimes I do, but it's just not that fun anymore. Especially since I have to play on console after getting permabanned on PC. 3 years later and most players I come across are either completely braindead or wholly uncooperative. I try to have fun with it, but getting curb stomped because your team chose 5 dps characters and still can't manage to get a kill in a team fight is demoralizing. I'd rather play fighting games where my losses are my own and I don't have to rely on 5 strangers to come together and work as a team.

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>I never tried again
And that is why you are bad at shooters. Can't get better if you don't practice.

subnautica, world of diving

>try to practice
>get reported for playing bad
>get banned
IT
JUST
WORKS

Idiot, just play against bots to practice.

Nothing changes. For a game with "so many" hero choices everyone plays the same just due to the nature of the game. It's not worth being brave and getting out of position because if you die then you can't build your ult that you will have to use on the chokepoint 9 times out of 10. That's why it was fun for most people at first and their experience just worsens the longer they play, bc every single match mechanically is the exact same

>things that never happened
Cmon bro, no more excuses. Get on the grind and become the top 500 player you were meant to be.

>become top number like it matters.
It doesn't. You're stupid for wasting time on fucking nothing.

I dont play disney shooters

What does a mature video gamer such as yourself play?

i want to marry zarya and cum inside her

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It's toxic

>things that never happened

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TF2

pricey

Some people need to play unfun but essential characters or else we auto-lose because the other team has those unfun but essential characters.

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How does that differ in your opinion? The appearance therefore it's better?
The hell kind of logic is that?

Couldn't agree more. It's lovely when no one wants to tank when playing on the defense while being sprayed down by bastion.

TF2 is essential boomercore
Overwatch is essential girl gamurrcore

Perfection.

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Because Paladinos is betterinos.

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Real video games. Not ones where the babies freak out if someone talks over voice chat (which is mandatory to use and they will report and ban you if you are not using it)

Boomercore? That's a new one.
Games are meant to be fun regardless of marutity or not. Because real adults don't care if something is childish or not, that's one of the many perks of being a man. You do what you want without caring what anyone else things.
You on the other hand seem to worry about people's judgement, do not speak of "boomer" anything, you're no adult.

I don't play shooters to begin with (not for any pretentious bullshit reason, I just can't into them) but even if I did I wouldn't play Overwatch

>Wants to be snarky
>But too chicken shit to say any actual games.
Quiet child, the adults are talking.

>That defense team that switches to Bastion and Brig towards the end of the payload and you lose

game sucks

Its trash.

i'm gay but not a tranny

Yet still a disappointment to your father regardless.

Doom, GTAV (before kids stole their parents credit cards), talos principle, indie games

>implying there was a time when kids didn't steal money from their parents in one way or another.
Look at you, pretending to be ancient. Shut the fuck up.

Not interested but i do fap to the girls all the time.
he wasn't talking about you though.

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>make casual fun looking game that's easy to get into and play
>force e sports meta on it
>force koreans to play it competitively
>main demographic who want a chill fun game to play fuck off because it's not for them anymore
>all that's left is sweats, smurfs and incels who play it because they are attracted to the characters
>terrible experiences for players new to the game due to the above, all Blizz can do it try to stop the trickle feed of players they have leaving for CS/Fortnite/Apex/TF2 etc (we have so much choice now which doesn't help them)

That about covers it, if not for Rule34 the game would be dead by now.

>more characters = better game
unironically kill yourself. i'm playing league right now, and i still think overwatch is a better game

moot ate my text
do you know why overwatch is played by gamer grills? because it's a shit soulless game with no skilled gameplay involved. similar to modern disneyshit which is why user called overwatch a disneyshooter

Oh, ouch. Where did that wicked retort come from? It's like you're pretending to be someone else...or you defending faggots white knight? You donning that faggot defense force with pride? Waving your rainbow flag around?

Extreme Burnout. It doesn't want me to play it at all.

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>mentioned specific aspects of the game they didn’t like
>still summarize it as 'everything is shit'

If there's no skill involved why haven't you gone pro and show us nobodies how it's done? Why not become a successful top tier overwatch streamer with your skill in a no-skill game?
See how easy it is to call out on your bullshit? So what if girls play it? Girls play games user, welcome to reality.

Bad Balancing (because it's Blizzard lol)
Updates takes forever
the fact you could stack 4 tanks was cancer.

Them adding role qs was a god sent but should've been there from the fucking start

The moment I discovered Soldier is gay I decided I am done with this game. I am a girl and I am not homophobic. This just feels forced. Also, lack of maps or new content.

>I'm a girl
No you're not.

tits or GTFO

Popularising lootboxes and forcing characters to be gay to deflect accusations of homophobia.

Lootboxes in overwatch is NOT the samething as in most other free-to-play games user. Everything is just cosmetic, does not give you any edge in the game what so ever. You're talking out of your ass.
>Forcing characters to be gay
How does one "force" a character to be gay? Why does it need a reason for them to be gay? People in the real world are gay just because they're born that way, there's no narrative on WHY they're gay. It's not like a religion or something.

Because I have a real job with a future, retard
>So what if girls play it? Girls play games user, welcome to reality.
if girls play a game that means that game is shit. welcome to reality.

The game was super fun at launch but then everything got bogged down with hero restrictions, class restrictions, repeat releases of broken healers at launch, and generally unfun low skill bullshit. When they decided to stick with the game revolving around the ult economy they killed anything that was fun that was left. everything is essentially dickwaving to build up ult as fast as possible until both teams blow their load at once. no point in teamfighting unless you have ults. support characters revolve around stopping picks and countering other ultimates; since it's extremely hard to get any picks you can't gain enough advantage to initiate a teamfight.
tl;dr ults are stupid and killed the game

I don't get how anyone can stand the fucking cartoony graphics. I've loved Blizzard games since I was a kid, but putting Pixar graphics in a competitive multiplayer game was a mistake.

>Real job with a future
>Is on Yea Forums instead of streaming
Yawn.

Because cartoons does not mean the content can not be fun? Are you fucking serious right now?

>NOT the samething as in most other free-to-play games user. Everything is just cosmetic, does not give you any edge in the game what so ever
So just like TF2, CSGO, Fortnite etc yeah?

>Why does it need a reason for them to be gay?
Solider 76 wouldn't have been made a fag if that pro players didn't get called out for homophobia, the timing was too close for it to be a coincidence.

Nah he's right.I stopped playing this when I saw a mercy who was bronze last season because she mained pharah before switching (this was in high masters low GM). The fact that her bronze skill level with a dps character translated into GM level mercy play shows how badly designed and simplified certain characters and gameplay loops are. On release it was the same with Lucio as he was useful by just existing, but he at least had high level gameplay with uncapped wall ride but with mercy and to a lower extent, brigitte, it shows how badly designed certain characters are just so they can be more """"welcoming""""

Each new character makes the balance worse too because the Overwatch team is too afraid to nerf new characters or to do hotfixes. The meta stagnates for 3 months until they decide to do another dogshit update that either changes the meta slightly or fucks it over because there is no in between, as they can't play test things weekly considering they take 3 fucking months for minor balance changes
All of this without touching the removal of tech and fun glitches because it """"""""breaks""""""""" the game when most of the time they are incredibly hard to do and only really viable on the hands of a experienced player

Overwatch was fun, barebones but fun. They killed the game by trying to please everybody, afraid they were going to lose their audience as they pandered hard to people who don't fucking play videogames

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>So just like TF2, CSGO, Fortnite etc yeah
Yes. Not sure I get your point if you were attempting one or just wanted to be sure you understood me.
>Solider 76 wouldn't have been made a fag if that pro players didn't get called out for homophobia, the timing was too close for it to be a coincidence.
Coincidences do happen though.

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>The moment I discovered Soldier is gay I decided I am done with this game. I am not homophobic. This just feels forced. Also, lack of maps or new content.

I think there's enough characters, but they're all so poorly designed that there's only a few viable characters.
A lot of this game is just poorly designed and instead of just admitting the mistake and reworking or fixing it they just double down and keep going. It's like a death by 1000 cuts.
They have no one to blame but themselves. The ""pro"" circuit is the only thing keeping it alive, and that can't possibly last forever.

>that response
Fuck off back to r*ddit already, faggot.

I play it daily

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I play it here and there but honestly when it comes down to it it's just not a fun game. Even after playing really well and winning a close match I'm left feeling cold and emotionless.

>Lootboxes in overwatch is NOT the samething as in most other free-to-play games user. Everything is just cosmetic, does not give you any edge in the game what so ever. You're talking out of your ass.
99% of the game's updates are skinshit for kids to gamble over. This is what lootboxes do to a developer's priority list.

team fortress 2 better

>Coincidences do happen though
>ActiBlizzard
>thinking a company would pander like this without an underlying motive
>SPECIALLY ActiBlizzard
Coincidenced happen but this wasn't one of them

If you think this is attractive in any way I suggest you dilate.

Because Blizzard made Tracer a lesbian when she should be straight.

>Your first paragraph
Yet you fail to realize just how open target Mercy and Lucio are if they're not being protected. Lucio does have some mobility but Mercy NEEDS to be around someone to fly towards. Mercy is literally useless on her own if someone is targeting here in isolation.

>Second paragraph.
Not sure what you're referencing here. I don't pay attention to technical things unless it's a rework of the characters like they did with Mercy, Hanzo and Torb. I have played 729 hours so I hope that qualifies me to know what I'm talking about.

>Third
Companies pander to the widest audience, that has always been a company's goal. Fans means nothing if they're not the majority of purchases.

Quiet meme spewer, the adults are talking. Let us know when you have anything to say to the topic at hand without sounding like a child.

What's your point? People like skins.

Unless you have proof, you're just sounding like a tinfoil mad hatter.

Because all it takes is 1 match for me to fall asleep out of boredom.
The characters are just that shallow and boring to play.

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the materials on the eyes area bit off

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99 percent of all multiplayer games get boring very quickly

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>What's your point? People like skins.
zoomers and women, you mean
people you don't want to play with

>Mercy is literally useless on her own if someone is targeting here in isolation.
so is literally every other hero in the game. Overwatch does not reward lone wolfing in any way, you're either with your team behind 2 shields or you die instantly to one of the billion stuns everyone has

Because playing overwatch is a bannable offense on overwatch like everything else.

I could care a less who their ages are or if they have a dick or not. If they know how to heal or aim, they're fine by me.

Literally wrong. A good chunk of tanks and DPS can easily mop up anyone trying to 1v1 them.

>backfill
>domination maps
>can't opt out of modes/maps
>shallow one note heroes
>slow content updates

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>Yet you fail to realize just how open target Mercy and Lucio are if they're not being protected. Lucio does have some mobility but Mercy NEEDS to be around someone to fly towards.
Of course they need their team in a team game, that isnt the point. A rez, regardless if it's an ultimate or a skill is a literal godsend in an arena shooter
Nevermind the fact that the only weird tech they kept was on Mercy with ther guardian angel hop still being in the game and being by far the easiest glitch to pull off, she has good health regen and until her heal got turbo nerfed she was one of the things keeping the slow tank meta alive, together with Ana and how ridiculous the healing could get. The point is, that mercy only needed her team to have a brain and she only needed to hold M1 and sometimes rez an idiot who got picked off. Mercy undoes the work of a okay widow for example, as widow is a character who trives in pickoffs, specially against targets like a off-healer (like Zeny) or a medium range dps (like Soldier). Because they aren't flankers, they could easily get rezzed and boom, no pickoff leading to the stagnation of the match and making it very frustrating to play against without a mercy on your side

>Not sure what you're referencing here
Referencing specifically Moiras ramp jumps (wonky geometry would maker her fly off and give her vertical mobility), Genji's reflect cancel into dragonblade and his ledge jump, Lucio's air control on switching songs mid wall jump, to name a few. They were hard to pull off and require a lot of knowledge about certain ins and outs of the game

>Companies pander to the widest audience
Yes they do but blizzard shouldn't do it in relation to balance. People complain about balancing around high level play but a competitive game should be balanced around its competitive scene. Blizzard couldn't make their minds about it, trying to appease casuals and skilled players and ended up appeasing absolutely no one

How much does she cost?

upvoted!

It was pretty transparent user. A contender on the overwatch league was getting push back over homophobia, whats the easiest PR move to make? A statement would be too shallow and anything else would be going overboard and would scare investors, so they took the route that was garanteed to be successful and would not affect the general playerbase. Brownie points, deflection from controversy and """"lore"""" update all in one. It was made in a tweet for gods sake, Tracer at least got a fucking comic on her reveal

250 lootboxes

Good choice on ashe user

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>First book
Did you really need that much writing on a rant how much you hate Mercy?

>second comment
If they are "hard to pull off" then there's not much to worry to the low rankers. Ive never even seen these things. Not sure with Genji, he's always darting around anyways.

>Third
Your complaints mean nothing. They don't keep the game to be fun, they keep the game going as is until the numbers start to drop. It's a droplet of things at a time. And it's working for them pretty well.

Not sure if I follow, Tracer was lesbian before this "debacle" you're mentioning.

>widow maker over pharah
>widow maker over anything
>not counting young ana
At least your two top tiers are correct, I guess

Paladins is a better game but even that game is shit.

Reinhardt ruined Overwatch.
Back on release, games that didn't have Rein in them were actually fast and fun. Felt more skill based, using ults at precisely the right time, using your abilities smartly, etc. But when Rein was in the game, it slowed down so fucking hard. Rein sits on the objective with shield up, everyone either plinks the shield or plinks through the shield, with whatever gets through getting healed instantly. Rein stands there, shielding, throwing out fireblasts every few seconds. When the enemy team pushes, he ults and kills a few and you're back at square one.
Now, in order to stop the tank making every objective a choke, you have to save your ults to vomit them all at once, because anything less won't accomplish anything through tank cancer and constant heals.
I don't play Overwatch because with the release of Orisa to compete with Rein as a """"main tank"""", I saw that the Overwatch dev team either didn't realize the garbage shield tanks turned their game into, or huff paint daily and think that makes for a better game. Going off Blizzard's other endeavors, it's probably the latter.
Now they're releasing Sigma, another shield tank to compete with the first two obnoxious shield tanks, and locking competitive mode to 2 dps 2 heal 2 tank. Reinhardt ruined Overwatch, anyone who played him or thinks he's not fucking awful design ruined Overwatch. Fuck this game
Brigitte is a way, way better design for a character with a shield
Overwatch might still be saved if plinking shields gives ultimate charge at reduced rate, so you're actually punished for just blocking off the entire objective with shields.

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>Reinhardt ruined Overwatch
Yeah, I'm not reading this.

>blizzard can't design good modes
>blizzard can't design good maps
>blizzard can't design interesting heroes
>blizzard can't balance the game

Why are Blizzard's designers still employed?

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Shields and Snipers screw the game up.
Shields because of how the game is bogged down and Snipers that make shields so important to have.

Because not everyone shares your opinions. Also Overwatch is like the only thing keeping the lights on at Blizzard these days.

>Reinhardt bad
>Brigitte good
look at this clown, look at him and laugh.

because they're all trannies who will sue the company and win for "discrimination" the second they get fired

because blizzard hq is in fucking CALIFORNIA
they're all soulless machines, not human

Because the better one isn't available anymore.

Most people think that only payload is good, maps and modes included.
Heroes being shallow is a fact. Heroes can only be played in one way and there is no depth to them at all.
I don't think anyone thinks that the game is well balanced right now.

>you hate Mercy lol
You wanted the why and I gave you one, if you didnt want to talk about the game why even question my first post in the first place?

>If they are "hard to pull off" then there's not much to worry to the low rankers
Thats the point, Blizzard removed them for no reason whatsover under the guise of balancing when they just spicied up the gameplay

>Your complaints mean nothing. They don't keep the game to be fun, they keep the game going as is until the numbers start to drop
The numbers literally are, the most known part about the game is the fucking porn made of it
For the amount of money Blizzard invested the fact that Overwatch still loses to League of Legends in playerbase to this date it's abysmal. Overwatch is a gross case of mismanagement and lack of focus

it's for gay people

I wanted to but Blizz clearly doesn't want ME to be playing it so I'll honor their wishes.

The worst things in the game are absolutely dogshit godawful gunplay and shitty mobility where everyone moves like a slug but has a """mobility ability""' on a cd
It's just a slog to play

Understandable.

There's a difference between being constructive in reply and just full on ranting. You could of easily condensed your complaints about Mercy. If you want to keep people's attention span, try not writing so much at a time. It becomes a chore.

Heroes having different mobility options would be fine if it was the norm and not the exception.

You feel handicapped in terms of mobility when you play as Zen, Ana, Bastion, McCree, Orisa, Zarya, etc.

Most of the different and more interesting routes can only be accessed by heroes like Genji and shit.

>claims to be fast paced
>shields, tanks, and healers
>healers can out-heal most forms of damage
>tanks shields can take the beating of 4 damage classes at once for 5+ seconds without a problem
>the only way to progress the match is by getting and using ultimates, not by actually using your skill to get kills since you can't in the first place
>stun mechanics everywhere
>Mei still exists as the most hated and most annoying on multiple levels character in any class-based shooter ever made
>devs are basedboys that will ban players for saying "lol get rekt faggot"
>half the characters are ugly / stupid looking as shit
>a single TF2 character has more lore and soul than the entire Overwatch lineup
>voicelines and dialogue interactions are generic shit that a 14 year old on Tumblr could have done a better job writing
>The lore is constantly ret-conned and still not defined several years later
>still haven't made it so you get fucking in-game cash from leveling up or winning matches, so the only way to get the skin you want that makes a character not look like utter garbage is to spend $300 on lootboxes
>can't even trade shit you unbox from lootboxes like in TF2 or CSGO so the loot boxes have the value of "how badly do you want the costume change"
>no map maker and limited custom gamemodes, so once you get bored of the core gameplay, there's virtually nothing to do
>no matter how many "balancing" updates they put out, the game always ends up settling on a meta of 8-10 characters, so the gameplay gets stale when you're always fighting as the same character against the same set of characters
>they pretty much ruined all the healers, so now people that get stuck playing healer usually quit or troll
>Most of the maps of the same gamemode are just carbon copies of each other with different aesthetics. Seriously, tell me a payload or hybrid map that isn't "open area, choke point, another open area with a side passageway, then a fully indoors area for last point".

because Im a Palachad

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You want concise? Sure here:
Rez ruined the game and Mercy is the worst balanced character I've seen in years
Blizzard is inept
You, like the people who defend and like this game, have the attention spam of a gold fish
This thread was a mistake

I don't see what me being impatient has anything to do with Overwatch. I have played over 410+ games on Ps3 and Ps4 alone not including past consoles. My attention span has nothing to do with this conversation. And you did make the replies a lot shorter and easier to follow without boring me to tears. I thank you for that.

This character is an abomination and an insult to the original champions.

Right because rip off rocket racoon was really a remarkable choice right?

and each league champ has shield dash and skillshot.... bland as fuck

she cute

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Played on Free Weekends

did not really care for it.

Not a fan of hero shooters. I hate how playing a character pretty much pigeonholes you into doing one specific task and how dominant ultimates were in dictating the flow of a match. Also didn't help that there was almost no custom content for it, not even a map editor that would've greatly given the game more variety.

just started playing a few days ago. it's pretty fun

It has the workshop now.

>I hate how playing a character pretty much pigeonholes you into doing one specific task

That has less to do with it being a hero shooter and more to do with how Blizzard designed the game. In Overwatch every hero has one very specific role that they can't deviate from.

It was pumped with soi filling almost every update and now its just basedwatch. No one cares who they pay to advertise the game, itll always be shit.

At least Overwatch pre any patch was goofy casual fun.

one more reason why Paladins is superior becvause you can customize every hero's abilities

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>the year is 2055, overwatch still exists.

>all male characters are removed and replaced with female genderbent versions, along with another 128 characters added ingame

>game requires you to be female, or a homosexual queer transexual male to play.

>Game performs a full face scan, if you don’t reach a certain threshold for being a female or queer homosexual you must submit full ID to blizzard to have your account whitelisted

>if you don’t reach the threshold your ip address is sent to local LGBT Enforcement where they detain you and place you under LGBT Electro Therapy.

>You finally make it ingame, all female characters take alot more damage and are portrayed as immortal gods, if you’re a lgbt male playing you do -99% damage while all female players do +100% damage at all times.

>All ingame chat is removed and replaced with the emote wheel where every ingame emote is a variation of “Power to the Women!”

>The game also takes your date of when your period starts and gives you an incredible damage boost for the duration of your period to “ease the pains of womanhood”

>An ingame map is created which is a womans right parade where the objective is to push a parade float to the end of the map and destroy the patriarchy

>IGN repeatedly gives the game a 10/10 rating and it is held as one of the greatest video games of all time, never to be challenged or beaten

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Can’t sell shit for retarded amount of money whenever blizzard fucks up on something like how tf2 just did. Made off about 631 dollars worth of crates and unusuals. Blizzard would of rolled back the server followed by a lawsuit had something like that every happened

Why would I willingly damn myself to playing this trash game for a chance at money? You could be the best shit shoveler alive and make bank bc of it but your job is still shoveling shit

>redownload paladins
>got rid of androxis fan the hammer with generic punch
ill pass

It sure was, he's a cute as fuck fox and his gameplay is fun.

Becouse paladins is a better game and is not infested whit faggots?

>No thanks,I don't want to make thousand a year playing a video game.
Yeah okay user. You keep on with your dumb analogies.

Sure about that?

>hurr he called a critter cute therefore he's a fag durr
Fuck you, fennec foxes are cute and there's no denying it.

Because I lost my disc.

No man calls anything "cute" without being a faggot. We use better words.

The thing with Paladins is that it's going in the right direction, but it's designed by people that are terrible at game design.

>couch game dev

Like what? I bet you've called a dog doggo or good boy you delusional anthropomorphising faggot.

I listened to my dick and bought it, but it turned out to be shit.

Refunded it the same day

You're a cute little guy user, how old are you now?

I'm a junior game dev that takes studying game design very seriously. I like analyzing and breaking down games, reading game design books, listening to game design talks, talk to game designers, etc.

But let me ask you a question, do you think Paladins is brialliantly designed with no real issues?

Second, we'll take an example. Do you think Drogoz is well designed? Do you feel that his kit has great synergy? Now we could dive deep into his entire kit, but lets take a loot at his ult and synergy first.
He's a DPS focused on ranged AoE splash damage (rocket, spit and salvo). Yet for some reason his ultimate is a single target dash attack that is melee ranged. What's the synergy with the rest of his kit? There is none.
The first sign of bad design is lack of synergy. It's not just Paladins that has problems with this, but Overwatch as well. Some heroes have synergy like Roadhog, but take one look at the upcoming hero Sigma and you can't see any red thread at all in terms of design.

Because every person and their mother plays the character I want to play as and I get stuck playing Mercy. Fuck this game.

>I'm a junior game dev
Means nothing.

Calling a dog a good boy is not the same as cute. Calling them a "good boy" is a word of praise so that it understands affection and praise as the opposite of "bad boy" emphasizes bad behavior.

>Means nothing.

Neither does your non-argument and reasoning. I asked you questions and provided some basic examples to get a feeler if you're someone worth discussing this more deeply with.
So far, you come across as a blind fanboy that thinks the game he likes is perfectly designed. But by all means prove my initial image of you wrong.

Hm? No. I just didn't read the rest of your nonsense. There's a difference. Critics are a dime a dozen, you are worthless as your current position.

I can guarantee I have more game knowledge than any critic. I can also guarantee that compared to me, you know absolutely nothing about game design.
Meaning you're completely unfit for this discussion.

That's funny, because last time I checked you don't know me.

You can't even answer basic questions, we can glean that you think that Paladins has no design hiccups (since you're in full denial mode) and you clearly demonstrate that you don't know anything about game design.

But by all means, how and what kind of study into game development and design have you done? Where? Who were your mentors? What books? What talks? What projects have you worked on?

Face it, you're just a blind close-minded fanboy that doesn't like it when people say that games you like can have problems.

Oh well, stay delusional then. I tried to reason with you. Have fun playing your 'perfect' game.

Not that guy but you've obviously not studied enough. Drogoz's ultimate is a channelled flight and it executes one target. It's good for eliminating a single big threat like Inara (who is tanky as fuck and nigh unkillable sometimes).

Blizzard had the chance to really do something great with the game when its popularity was at its height, but sat on it and did fucking nothing. I'm not a fan of Fortnite, but look at the insane amount of work Epic is putting into it everyday. Blizzard should've made Overwatch free from day 1, and flooded it with content. Instead they had a $50 paywall and still tried to make esports happen. Even now we're at the 2nd re-run of the summer event, and there's what --- fucking Lucio-ball and mystery heroes. Amazing.

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I love my perfect wife, Olivia!

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Making alot of assumptions there buddy. Didn't say anything your spewing. How about talking in the mirror? You seem to enjoy seeing yourself talk. I expected no less than a guy who flaunts he's a junior game dev...like that means anything to anyone.

>Not that guy but you've obviously not studied enough. Drogoz's ultimate is a channelled flight and it executes one target. It's good for eliminating a single big threat like Inara (who is tanky as fuck and nigh unkillable sometimes).

No synergy with the rest of his kit or how he was designed. That's the point. It's not just him, but a lot of champs and that applies to Smite as well.
But anyway, I just replied because I saw your reply now. No point in stayin ITT when no reasonable discussion will go on here anyway.

You sure like whining.

is jeff holding a gun to your head? are you in danger? blink twice if so.

What would you change it to? I think it works well since he deals damage in an area, if there's a good healer on the other team he'll get ult charge faster and break the stalemate with the ultimate.