How do you beat the video game of LIFE?
How do you beat the video game of LIFE?
Samuel Sanchez
Robert Diaz
you don't need to do anything, it ends on a timer
you can get an early ending by shooting yourself
Brody Campbell
Successfully pass on your genes to the next generation. Post-game content is copulating with multiple women. Life satisfaction and achievement are side quests at best.
Cooper Adams
It's one of battles that's coded by the (((developers))) so that you always lose.
Dominic Brooks
The main quest sucks, the sidequests and minigames are better
Cameron Brown
Pick a female character.
Jackson Evans
>wanting to play on easy
>wanting to play as an immoral villain
Andrew Hill
Murder your parents.
Carter Foster
Keep virginity intact until level 30 to obtain the wizard perk and then unleash your powers on the world
Levi Garcia
Liam Jenkins
The only winning move is not to play.
Caleb Phillips
ooooooh no.
Liam Anderson
The game of life is hard to play you're gonna lose it anyway A losing card you'll someday lay so this is all I have to saaaaaay
Luis Sullivan
>mistaking side content for the end goal
Caleb Scott
Life is all about dying. And there is only 4 ways to die. Pretty linear. I think generally dying faster tends to be much better but you need to be pretty tough or lucky to manage that.
Mason Davis
What am I looking at?
Brandon Scott
Buy Bitcoin
Michael Thompson
I miss being forced to do outdoor activities.
Logan Bailey
He asked how to beat it, not how to get a Game Over.
Kevin Cooper
Knowledge.
Samuel Clark
Too late bob
Elijah Brown
you literally cant
Isaac Thompson
>4 ways to die
dying that occurs relatively suddenly
dying that occurs relatively gradually
dying that occurs relatively painlessly
dying that is full of pain
Those 4?
Juan Hill
Only way to win is not to play.
Jayden Adams
WITH A GUN. SOMEONE JUST BEAT LIFE 20 TIMES IN TEXAS.