Why yes of course I play a FFXIV thread

Emet Selch did nothing wrong.
Remember him

XAELA STRONG

>tfw any chance to interact with him always colors your character as angry and argumentative
Really would have liked it if you could be legit curious about Emet and the ascians, but that doesn't fit the narrative

Do you want ugly tumors or hardened blots of cum scattered around your skin

>WAR is cucked and boring now
>DRK is one trick pony with copypaste fell cleave spam
>PLD is still as boring as it ever was except now you have an unga too
Is GNB the only option to not be bored out of my mind tanking?

I mean, wouldn't you be angry and argumentative if some guy came up and said "you're literally a lesser being than me and I want to kill all of you"

GNB is just a shittier PLD with more OGCD spam
Don't fall for the meme

>no ERP
>no trannies
>no tryhard parsers
You don't know shit you stupid gaijin

GNB does the most DPS right now

tbf you did just come out of stormblood, and you're talking to the root cause of all the shit you saw over there. that and all the calamity deaths. MC treated him very civilly if anything

Based retard

whats best way to farm goetia fellow crafterchads

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DRG CHADS REPORT IN

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>Dude let's sacrifice the future and all these people to repeat the failed past because I miss everybody
He was legitimately wrong

you do look like a goon

woooooooOooOOOOoow

cute tato

this is literally a gay guy.

on one hand, his people saved humanity from extinction

on the other hand, if we start counting from the present day, the math doesn't work out since we'll be losing more than we bring back. The pragmatic solution is to kill them off and thank them for their past services

>saved humanity from extinction
>by sacrificing almost everyone to Zodiark and planning to sacrifice more
I get the feeling the Ascians were bamboozled by Zodiark into feeding him sacrifices, but they weren't really necessary.

How could he temper them before he was born?
The sacrifice created Zodiark.

Isn't that exactly what the future Eorzeans do to come back and save us so we can prevent the calamity?

I guess it's a reference to the additional sacrifices made to refuel Zodiark so he could clean up the planet.

Either way, considering that Zodiark got dunked by Hydaelyn, who was summoned with way fewer sacrifices, it seems square enough to me that Zodiark did get drained afterall and would've needed extra sacrifices to do more primal magic.

That timeline was fucked. Black rose raped the land of all its aether basically.

You could say that with almost every calamity though.

Post cute Lalafells

Except you can't because civilization rebuilt itself after each one. 8th Calamity though was the nail in the coffin because like I said, black rose fucked up the land for good more or less.

I thought you guys said HoH was fast? I've been queueing for 11-20 for over an hour now and I haven't gotten a single queue.

Also, does anyone have a suggestion to get a quick 8 Phantasmagoria?

What kind of crossover event do you want after Nier?

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>should i skip the segment of the story where they spend the entire fucking time worldbuilding and introducing plot points that are used for the rest of the story?
No you fucking moron.

21-30 is fast since it's all everyone farms. You won't see as many queue up for lower ones.

running PotD or HoH with a max level toon used to give 30 of the highest tomestone along with some other lower tomestones. Not sure if it's the case atm tho.

everyone does 21-30

Idolmaster

>Should I skip X
The answer is always no you fucks. There are definitely bad points in the story but it's almost all relevant to whats going on. Even Yoshida acknowledged it's aged poorly and they're looking to filter out all the filler quests from the MSQ.

How the hell am I going to get to floor 21 then? It's been over an hour now and still no queue. I feel like it would be faster for me to que for a dungeon as a dps at this point.

Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles.

i don't know why crystaloids got mad over this post but i migrated to elemental from gilga for 5.0 and this is true. the trannies here are all tonberry shitters and raid finder japs never upload anything to fflogs

Get some people from your FC to help.

Tanks all do pathetic damage right now to the point that it doesn't even really matter I think. It's kinda killed tanking for me.

>STILL can't buy replicas of the non glowing hydatos weapons
for what fucking purpose? some of them actually look okay when they aren't glowing

really wish this haircut wasn't restricted to aura

use a tank or healer and crawl through it solo or get friend(s) to help or start a pf

> Looking for E2S party
> See one almost filled
> "Discord required"
> Fuck it I guess
> Pic related is the channel's name
We didn't even get passed fucking delayed flares. Let this be known that if a party needs discord then they aren't good.

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>toon

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But I don't have a FC or friends.

>Tanks all do pathetic damage right now to the point that it doesn't even really matter I think
Haha yeah girl 12-14k rdps doesn't even matter LMFAO who cares if you can't even do BLM tier damage right sister? By the way where do you buy your dilators at sweaty?

Well you are just going to wait then.

only trannies care about damage numbers in the first place

>join a static
>actually has a tranny
AHHHHHHH

Can you really solo up there as a tank or healer?

>join a static
>YOU are the tranny
bros....

PF or solo with a healer

you only need to clear it once to start at 21

>get invited to join a static
>sure, saves me the trouble of looking
>go into Tit EX just to see how everyone works together and snag a weapon
>hop into discord
>everyone is a tranny
>literally fucking everyone in the group is a tranny
>one of them starts talking about how they were fired from their job because of trans discrimination because HRT made them tired a lot
I've never gotten the fuck out of a group so quickly.

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considering the content is made so that even 4 dps can run it, obviously

Won't it be slower as a tank or healer?

you're a fucking retard

>Join a static
>everyone is normal, generally well-mannered and skilled, only strict person is the leader since he has to keep a watch on things
>depart from it amicably when I get burned out with the game
Don't know how people always end up in these shitter meme groups

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>The failed past
They literally got "AN ANCIENT EVIL AWOKE"ned, cut them some slack.

>doing treadmill gear grind shit at all

It is slower but you only kill what you have to for getting to the next floor. You mostly avoid 90% of the monsters.

You do you full armor right? No slut glams right?

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They are lying or is just people that are looking for stuff like that.

I bet you think global warming is natural.

Is shadowbringers good should I buy and resub?

Yes. But you only need to make it to the floor 21 checkpoint because literally no one plays

rava or veena for viera clan?

Would I be fine going as rdm solo?

Im going to start wearing a bikini since the summer event is going to start now i have an excuse to wear one.

I wasn't lying about the full tranny group. It honestly fucking happened. Every other static I've joined including the one I have now after that shit has been totally normal.

>join a discord group for pf savage
>leader tells everyone to visit his twitch stream

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It's like getting into a LGBT FC willingly then complaining that it's filled with faggots. The odds of 7 trannies forming a static without overtly advertising it and excluding non-trannies are lower than crashing a plane.

Also, you ever think the server's LGBT and LGBTQ FCs fight one another?

RDM is the soloer of choice for higher floors

Yeah, mostly. What does that have anything to do with them getting proper sp00kered by a cosmic horror?

If you pull mobs 1 by 1, probably.

wtf they actually had carbon pollution during the medieval warming period?!

No you are

>two tanks are equivalent to or greater than an entire DPS
>hurr tank damage doesn't matter

are you pretending? If you meant man-made climatic change then that's a matter of debate, as it's not been proven via the scientific method, the basis for all proper modern science.

Umm sweaty? The science is settled and agreed on by 99% of scientists...

yes

It is, but it's still not been proven via the scientific method.

VIDEOGAMES? ON MY Yea Forums?

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And scientists have never been wrong about anything ever, right?

what shader

Unlike God who is infallible. Praise the lord amen.