>mission begins in 30 seconds
What do you do during this time?
Mission begins in 30 seconds
That seems like a long wait time
Jerk off and get a soda.
wdsawdswadsawdsawdswa
and overhealing as many people as possible
Look at my virtual cosmetics that I spent way too much money on.
go engi and help fellow engis and then switch class
for you
alt tab, i'm not autistic enough to sit around taunting with a bunch of 14 year olds
Hit wall with scout bat
run around and shoot randomly
flying broom taunt trought the enemy base until someone kills me
Shift tab and open Twitter to see if there's anything going on or browse Yea Forums
PUTDIS PUTDIS PUTDIS PUTDIS PUTDIS PUTDIS PUTDIS PUTDIS PUTDIS PUTDIS PUTDIS PUTDIS PUTDIS PUTDIS PUTDIS PUTDIS
CONGA CONGA CONGA
Need a dispenser here!
>Need a dispenser here!
Need a dispenser here!
>Need a dispenser here!
Need a sentry here!
>Need a dispenser here!
Need a dispenser here!
>Need a dispenser here!
Need a dispenser here!
go heavy, equip sandvich, eat, immediately press x+2
Jerk off, wipe it/eat it, then pick my nose for the remaining 20 seconds.
Decide what to wear that round and hit people with the pan
Practice my airstrafes and tracking
THAT HEAVY IS A BLOODY sentry WHOOAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA
BLU? Kill or explode bind according to the situation.
RED? Equip melee and C+2 through the gates.
Still better than the bullshit of waiting for a wow battleground to start.
I get up and go grab a drink
Cracking up a bear? ;^)
Judge my teammates' skill level based on their cosmetics.
or this
>playing a game mode where you've got a prep timer
>no fucking reason not to stack up ubers
This was always dumb. Kind of wish they just made it so ubers didn't build until the game starts, at least then you'd have better choice on opening classes.
do my spray even though you can't see that shit in official servers anymore just outta habit, spam melee nonstop, probably call for medic a few times.
final five seconds back the fuck up from the door since that shit is always a deathtrap until some dipshit runs through and eats a hundred heavy bullets, demoman stickies, sniper headshots etc.
If you ever want the setup time to feel too short, play Engineer.
Load up my texture pack
not making that mistake again
hacking makes you a bad person even if it's on a p*ny server
reported ;)
THAT MEDIC'S A BLOODY MEEEDIIIC
MEDMEDMEDMEDIIIC MMMMMMEDIMEDMEDMED
*pans agressively*
unlock scroll wheel and weapon swap at whoever makes eye contact
Micspam "Party Rock Anthem"
I micspam the "Shufflin'" part when we win.
POW!
HAHA!
spray pony memes
Build uber charge three times while spamming voice commands
PWONG PWONG PWONG PWONG
Make fart sounds into my microphone to deafen my team.
>What do you do during this time?
build uber
That takes like 12 seconds. This isn't like the prehistoric days when you needed a soldier or demo to repeatedly damage themselves to build it up expediently.
You still got more than half a minute to fuck around.
WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK
FOUND MY BALL
WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK
I LOVE MY BALL
Lego Racing Theme Earrape over Mic
Get out my furry porn sign and face the wall
>"Slap my hand"
>killbind on high-five connecting
>"well the moment has passed, back to work"
pootis
mash right click on demoknight while quickswitching to that same loadout
shittalk the other team
teleport to the enemy spawn & start mowing them down
Slap my hand.
This is not a trick
That spy is your ass
!rtd is so fun
I wonder how's her gas passer smells like haha
build multiple ubers to get points
Awful depiction of fempyro
That Medic's a bloody MEDIC!
>play spy
>miss backstabs when enemy turns 1 degree to the side
>miss backstabs when enemy takes a single step
>miss backstabs for no reason whatsoever
>use cl_interp 5
>never missed a single backstab yet, can sidestab and even facestab now
teleporting projectiles and rare lag kinda suck, but this is much less frustrating than being shit at spy just because of valve servers
>make tf2 fanart
>use lazy Jap shit instead of aesthetic Rockwell style
kys aspie
*accuses everyone of being a spy*
Yo like this is like a random tf2 thread and shit but i was like number 13 (non cheating or farming (literally the top 10 in xbox tf2 was cheaters) in stats and i just have to say the moving while taunting glitch was the coolest thing in the game and was a great part of tf2 and it should return
KA-BLOODY HELL
Provide catering.
>no punctuation
>poorly structured
>avatarfaggotry
no gays in this thread please
Should I go back Yea Forums
yes
Roleplay with my team mates
ALL OF YOU ARE- VERY BAD
wasdwasdwasdawdasdwasdawsd and space + ctrl nonstop
alt tab out and browse Yea Forums. If I remember the game is still on I may take a look at it in case I need to re-que. They really need to increase the startup time so I can properly finish replying to all my baits.
>my gay radar runs on gay
weird that it's always detecting gay
>When he sees the corpse
Always gets me