What do you think about touhou?

Decent games, good music and the characters and setting is great

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This, and cute Futo user!

this the games are decent but the music and characters are good

It's literally just 1 week

just release the new game already I'm bored

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FUCK YOU

I fucking love it. Soulful to the core. I've been a 2hufag for like 10 years and by now I'll only stop when ZUN dies or sells out.

report and move on
don't give these faggots and (you)s

Alternate theme
youtube.com/watch?v=asjcH1Ndiec

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So who was in the wrong here?

The moonshit

Always the Lunarian. Never trust them.

Mokou, Kaguya clearly came from the leather club and is about to change into her gym clothes

>hey guys let's talk about shmups, I like R-Type
>SHMUPS??? IS THAT LIKE TOUHOUS??? POGGERS
And this is why I hate touhoufags

But it's the opposite though?

Sorry my brain seem to be retarded today, you are right

nice meme 500 year old WASP

Honestly, Kaguya is better as Leatherman than Mokou

Also good
youtube.com/watch?v=Ub0TOrmNhnA

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>vocal

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Superb taste
youtube.com/watch?v=N03WobKfdlY

>turning down based goddess stack because you dislike vocals
>it's not even one of her shitty tracks

what's wrong with vocals?

youtube.com/watch?v=Nu0qMmzXEtE

cool blog retard

Don't hang around with twitch retards then

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Do you have the full image of this
I remember seeing it once

Not him but I didn't like a lot of stack's work because of her chuckie finster screams but it grew on me after a while. After a while I gave her another chance and fell in love with her work
youtube.com/watch?v=vzi9BK7HjSY
youtube.com/watch?v=d153cy2TqoE
It also helped that I'd put my playlists on shuffle and in the beginning I'd laugh my ass off whenever I heard this song in particular

>complains about touhoufags bringing up touhou in every shmup discussion they can
>brings up other shmups in every touhou discussion he can
every fucking time

Has literally never happened. Non-Touhou shmups are dead and nobody talks about them.
It’s more like
>God I hate Touhou. Why are the shmups that I never played all dead? It must be Touhou’s fault for having a community that celebrates all aspects of the game they like instead of masturbating over difficulty and high scores exclusively. Now back to pretending I actually play Cave games. This phallic spaceship is like the penis I never had since my botched circumcision.

>pog
I have the same problem with people discussing roguelikes that like to inject shitty arcade games like gungeon and nuclear throne into the fray but you have nobody to blame but yourself if you try to discuss shmups with twitch retards

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I have been seeing people post regularly about this series regularly on this website for as long as I can remember.
It is surprising how rarely anybody every talks about the gameplay or the games themselves, it's always the girls, the music, or the side media

ZUN is God

>People on Yea Forums aren't discussing videogames
This is news? /jp/ has score/gameplay threads on a fairly regular basis, though you need to search for them in the catalog since they're buried by shitposting.

how is it surprising? those three things you mentioned are what made the series popular in the first place, without those nobody would give a shit about a random shmup

Comfy Gensokyo is best Gensokyo

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fuck off back to /jp/

I like the part where i shoot the fairies and they explode into blue/red/ squares

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touhou is video games

The games can be completed in around half an hour. After a few years, it gets tough to keep talking about it. Plus, the huge amount of secondary content for touhou is just a part of it by now.
I find that if you need tips for a spellcard someone will give you a few. And people will always love complaining about Clownpeice.

I've been meaning to get back into the games since I got a PSClassic. That might be a weird thing to say, but it's because the controllers they ship with are USB, and actually work very nicely with touhou
>dpad for movement(obviously)
>L1 for slow movement
>R1 for spellcards
>Either X or Square for firing, it doesn't really fucking matter which
>Gimmick of the game for newer entries: Bind it to the opposite of the above, alternatively Triangle
I used to use a Buffalo SNES pad since the dpad on those things are amazing, but the wire got worn out at the base from letting my niece use it and I didn't bother replacing it.

Any recs for a starting game? I'm thinking of just doing my usual and starting with Imperishable Night and then working my way back up since it's the easiest in the series, but maybe starting with one of the newer titles wouldn't hurt.

fuck off back to /jp/

I can agree with the sentiment of secondary shitposting but are always explosions of threads when new games are released. C96 is almost here and as well as the 17th game, so get ready for that

Also, I've 1cc'd Imperishable Night thru UFO on hard mode and PCB on Normal (I probably could do it on hard but I haven't run it in a while). I tried Ten Desires but it felt too easy and put the series down around that point.

>I tried Ten Desires but it felt too easy
Try Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom in Legacy mode

I heard Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom is pretty hard, but it couldn't possibly be as hard as they say. Should I skip DDC or is it worth a run?

post some comfykino 2hu doujin

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>this level of projection
I'm sorry to tell you that not everyone is a faggot tranny casual like you. Play a real game for once in your life instead of your babby poverty shit.

Who makes all those mokou chibis? Is it one guy?

>buzzwords
Back to or alternatively

Yes

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Kaguya did literally nothing wrong and Mokou's father is a thirsty disloyal retard.

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@jokanhiyou
iirc she made them to practice english (or maybe just shitpost) and they caught on

danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=shangguan_feiying

link your favorite

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Fuck you leatherman

DDC is pretty good if you can forgive some dumb gimmicks in the later stages

fuck off back to /jp/

It also has the cutest little villain

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My favorite will always be this absolute master piece by the NEETs and their 14th album is coming out soon
youtube.com/watch?v=-8At3fqoMDc
But I also love DDBY's Cafe de Touhou so here are some of my fav songs
youtu.be/zrEmXwgWbiI?t=4914
youtu.be/zrEmXwgWbiI?t=10060
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youtube.com/watch?v=zrEmXwgWbiI&t=18006s

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no

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How does one get into the Touhou games? Been interested for a while

you download them

Just play them. The new canon begins at the sixth game, but it's best to start with the seventh or eighth since PCB(th7) is better polished than EoSD(th6) and Imperishable Night(th8) establishes mechanics that became staples of the rest of the series.

I mean I guess you’re right

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Also, unpopular opinion, but I think the games play better if you have a controller with a good dpad. SNES, dualshock-style controllers, shit like that. It's more comfortable to me, and I'm personally able to get more precise movement because of them.

You dont. The number of hours you have to pour in to get competent makes it solely made for basement dwellers

This porn series has some videogames
Cool I didn't know that

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>Implying
You just play practice mode on the stages that give you trouble and play the rest normally. It takes a handful of runs on normal and hard difficulty to get them down.

>The number of hours you have to pour in to get competent
I'm sorry that you're just bad

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You're not allowed to post cute anime girls is you're a fat, ugly man!

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Hold shift for focused movement

I think that i'm too casual for it

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just try and stop me

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It seems like one of those series where people pretend to play it for internet cred but actually don't
Except the Japanese I guess since there's all those fan games

You can easily weed out the shitters by asking them about their favorite game and talking about a spellcard that "gave you trouble," then asking for tips on how to deal with them. Shuts them up real fast.

tfw I don't remember anything specific about the games I've already finished

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makes playing them kinda meaningless, doesn't it

If you don't have an opinion on UFO's UFOs you probably don't play the games.

Kaguya because all those fancy spellcards that she makes you go through when you finally beat her, that actually don't matter at all towards the 1cc, is fucking retarded.

At least Mokou tries to kill you and all her spell cards count towards defeating her stage or not (except the time points one)

IN's entire gimmick is about scoring

I member music and feelin good after finishing them, also later stages bosses somewhat. I guess it will make replaying them for 1cc more interesting.
I'm not there yet.

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>PCB is the easiest touhou dude play it
>the fucking spinning enemies
jesus christ

People can say the same about a lot of games they play and movies they watch. They're exciting and stimulating as they play but few are able to leave a lasting impression on their minds.

PCB is actually one of the harder ones. Are you confusing PCB with Imperishable Night?

Just stop shooting bro hahah like stop pressing Z

>all those fancy spellcards that she makes you go through when you finally beat her, that actually don't matter at all towards the 1cc,
And that's a good thing, fuck Yuyuko

Hold your fire

I got told it was the easiest but then again i played MoF again after years and got absolutely destroyed in stage 4.

>PCB is actually one of the harder ones
nah

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What about (cute) old hags?

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This pleases me greatly

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dumb tanuki poster

I might just be projecting older sentiments since I dropped off of the series after UFO. I also don't get why people thought that game was hard, you just collect the red ones early on and ignore the ones that come afterwards when you get a reasonable amount of lives.

Rude

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I thought collecting the green ones for easy bomb abuse was better.
UFO isn't really hard but the mechanic is dogshit. UFOs are begging you to kill yourself trying to chase them during the entire game. Also fuck stage 4 and EX Kogasa.

I suppose it's good at baiting people but I didn't really think it was that bad. I've never gone out of my way to collect lives beyond the first three stages unless I was aching for them, so getting UFOs to any capacity later on in the game was just a bonus to me. Can agree about Stage 4 though, fuck Stage 4

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>PCB is actually one of the harder ones
8-9 lives per run and FREE screen clear from border break, come on now
Stage 1-4 is also pretty easy save for that fucking curvy laser playing Sakuya. Youmu is a bitch to fight though

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Stop giving us a bad name.

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I like the games but the fanbase is on the top 3 most autistic

There is nothing wrong with flapping to a character after you've captured all their spellcards.

It's the good kind of autism though

Sorry

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This. Touhoufags are literally proto-bronies.

Nah, it goes both sides
You have creative people learning to do something cause their autistic waifu
And then you have the /vr9k/ bunch

God, I wish you weren't the average shmupfag. The genre deserves so much more but that starts with the community.

I like non-meme Mokou.

UFO Stages 4-6 were pure 2hukino.

>play demo of HM
>thought it was complete shit, drop Touhou altogether, only play soku from time to time
>download AoCF
>have a blast and completely chang'e opinion on the combat system
I'm a retard. Also what's different in HM and ULiL outside the slave system?

UFO has harder patterns than SA on Lunatic, and of course the central mechanic is obnoxious.
>EX Kogasa is hard
No really.

They were cool yeah but stage 4 is a pain in the ass to go through.

Meme Mokou is cute, but real Mokou is cool

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Try listening to touhou underground, pretty good album but last time i tried its not on youtube

>tanuki fuckers

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Can ZUN sellout and have arcsys make a touhou game

The western fan base is trash but the eastern side makes some good shit.

ULiL is far closer to AoCF, just without tag team, and with a random weather system and orb collecting to access special moves.

Yes?

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ULiL is mostly the same, just with a weather system and a tug of war minigame with balls to use occult moves. Also no universal grab I think
HM doesn't change much from the demo except better performance

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Reimu! (Reimu!) The poor red-and-white miko, she's actually doing great business.
The Touhou boom isn't abating, so there's no way you're really poor, you swindler woman!

Suika! (Suika!) The drunkard, lolita, little girl oni; she's actually a clingy stalker.
She's been staring at you since one hundred million years and two weeks ago.

Sanae! (Sanae!) You lie and act on the pretense of being a pure and wholesome miko
She's actually an evil sister-in-law!

Marisa! (Marisa!) You damned thief who borrows things then actually steals them!
You steal the hearts of girls as well!

Cirno! (Cirno!) Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stu--pid stupid!
She's not even worth sending to hell.

Flan! (Flan!) Stop it with that "uuu, uuu"!
Stop it! Stop it! If you don't stop, I'll kill you! Grr!

Yuyuko! (Yuyuko!) The tragic ghost girl, she's actually a gluttonous vacuum.
Curry isn't a beverage, so restrain yourself and eat some mist.

Yukari! (Yukari!) The stench of your crimes float in your gaps! You're dubiously getting secret funds, corruption!
Stop with your level of play and hiding in and hiding money in the shrine.

Okuu! (Okuu!) One oversight away from a meltdown, hazardous materials for fusion
The damage would be enormous, infinite.

Komachi! (Komachi!) You're my subordinate. My subordinate, but don't go slacking off just because your boobs are huge!

China! (China!) Eirin! (Eirin!) Keine! (Keine!) Ran! (Ran!)
Kanako! (Kanako!) Yuugi! (Yuugi!) Letty! (Letty!) Yuuka! (Yuuka!)
The sentence! Hard labor, and give me 300 grams of your boobs apiece!
You all have so much, so giving away a little is fine, right?!

This is awful.
Please never post again.

>IOSHIT

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>The most mainstream doujin group that covers 2hu music is also the worst.
I hate this.

yeah like marisa stole the precious thing or overdrive aren't the reason why a good 40% of the non japanese fans got introduced to the franchise. the other 50 is bad apple while only 10% actually followed the games

Yes?

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BURG

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That's not a good thing. A vast majority of IOSYSfags are worthless.
Also having been here a while it seems to me that most people here, at least, were introduced via bad apple and mcroll.

Why should he when Tasofro is practically Team Shanghai Alice anyways?

never seen a pic of ZUN without a hat

It's like 2hus, he dies when it's removed

Best girl

>popular thing BAD

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>*low quality meme songs BAD
Fixed

Never really been a fan of the genre but I still played and enjoyed them thanks to the music alone.
ZUN's amazing.

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I dont like shmups cus they are too hard

youtube.com/watch?v=XLwGiuUCYW8
Listen to everything on this guy's channel. You can't go wrong.
youtube.com/channel/UCLyFCdK2fS2_iQg-DjJC3XQ/videos
This channel has a large sampling of stuff too.

You're worthless too so you'll fit right in.

I got introduced to touhou thanks to the music but not like that.
An old rhythm game that closed a long time ago started adding songs from Unlucky Morpheus and I got hooked soon after.
Demetori best circle

So how do I actually get into touhou
Difficulty aside I just want to know how to go through the series on a modern machine

Moriya Shrine is a website.

Go to it.

use vpatch for the older games, the newer ones work fine out of the box

thanks for spoonfeeding me

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No problem.

>Using the reaction image I made to defend IOSYS
Rude.

Like most series with smashfags
I hate it

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can confirm mcroll introduced me to it

6-10 requires vpatch, rest are fine

neither

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Why do you boomers enjoy dodging bullets?

Is this game reminded you while in Vietnam war or something?

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Because we like living on the edge.

dopamine

new chapter when

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youtube.com/watch?v=U0OwGOKujSw

I just love the abundance of cute 2hu image macro's but I don't give two shits about the video games

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play imperishable nights, its the most fun and has 2 lesbians

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Rattle me bones

what did she mean by this ?

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Nice fanfiction there Sakuya

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sakuya is married to china, that's remilia fanfiction

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thicc

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where are her giant balls

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Begone homo

3 DAYS TILL NEW GAME?

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7. ZUN opens shop on the 4th day

ABE?!!

imagine

When is my wife getting a new game?

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>I heard you are a [something] person so we are old [something]
Neat, nice to see my Chink's coming along okay.

HNNNNNG

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go away /u/

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based old hag poster

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>Impossible Spell Card
>they are actually possible
ZUN drops the flawed concept

she's already got enough

I don't watch anime

what kind of edgelord contrarian boomer faggot says r-type is his favorite shmup, might as well say your favorite game is space invaders

ive dodged touhou for years now but would really prefer if people posted more kaguya

ok

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>kaguyafag

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Suwakoto is great

NICE
I
C
E

Play Touhou 3.

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Why would anyone play the worst Touhou?

We've been waiting almost 2 years

So what character/ghost combination are you going to do for your first full run of WBaWC?

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play touhou 2

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Reimu otter probably, shield is nice training wheels.

I haven't played a touhou on release since 9, but I recently got back in so I'm really looking forward to it.

mokou no!!

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Does Mokou have a suicide fetish?

Marisa Otter for the Ultra Spark

Can i beat the everloving shit out of the moonbitches?

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Marisa wolf, I love that fire power.

JELLY DONUTS

C word

Cirno?

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Why is Cirno the only one who's tanned?

i wish cirno stayed with the tan forever

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Cracka

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based 2hujazz poster

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From the catalogue thumbnail I thought Kaguya was in a wheelchair.

Why would anyone play the second worst Touhou?

Any oldfags here? There was this one remix back in the early 2010s where a guy would sing Marisa's name to a mellow arrangement of Love-coloured Master Spark. It went something like this.

>Marisa, Ma-ri-sa, Marisa Mari-Mari x4
Chorus
>MA-RI-SAAAAAA I LOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUU

And then it would repeat over and over. I was never able to find it again. It was a Japanese guy singing it. Anyone knows what I'm talking about?

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damn alice is a singer now ?

As far as fanmade touhou music I really only know of Demetori
What are some good touhou jazz artists?

Cirno is a nigger...

>but the fanbase is on the top 3 most autistic
What are the other two?

She always was.

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pardon me, but wasn't that the one Boxer who cosplayed as marisa before beating the ever living shit out of another guy?
or am i getting these mixed up?

Nah, it was an album released over a decade ago. I know it's somewhere on youtube, unless it got copyright claimed and removed, but I highly doubt any Japanese record company would strike a contract with some autist.