>"Dad, hey dad, give me your credit card, I want to buy a new skin. DAD! I NEED YOUR CREDIT CARD NOW!"
>"Hey son, how about I show you a fun classic game I used to play?
>"DAD STOP, I'M STREAMING. Dad, give me your fucking credit card NOW!"
>"O-ok son, but I'd really like to s-show you this game. It's called Quake, we played it back in the late 90s."
>"OMEGALUL DAD! Late 90s!? Was that when 9/11 happened and all you Boomers got PTSD? HAHAHA! *dabs on stream*
>*FinnaWinnaTP donates $5 "Dude your dad is L-A-M-E"
>"Ayyyo, FinnaWinnaTP thanks for that $5 donation man, yeah! Yeah sorry chat my dad is a Boomer so he's kinda retarded."
>"S-son, would you please p-play this game with me? I think you'd like it."
>"Dad, what the FUCK. Get out of my room, I'm done with this shit. Leave your credit card so I can get these skins and get the FUCK OUT *dabs*"
>"All right son. If you change your mind I'll be around. I love you."
>"LOL whatever dude. Ayyyooo sorry chat my dad is fucking cringeworthy. Can I get a poggers in chat!?"
>*POGGERS spam*
>*dabs* All right boys G-FUCKIN-G LETS GO, LETS GO"
"Dad, hey dad, give me your credit card, I want to buy a new skin. DAD! I NEED YOUR CREDIT CARD NOW!"
based and zoomerpilled
You know user, posting these threads won't ever change what you did to your dad and how he just wanted to spend time with you.
we all know your dad ran over your video games with his lawnmower and Yea Forums is all you have left until he runs over your phone.
make sure you tell your dads you love them before its too late Yea Forums
Anyone who thinks these videos aren't staged is fucking retarded
Based zoomer
The boomer dad is such a L-A—M-E bitch
I bet his wife cucks him with Tyrone and
Reminds me of my zoomer friends way of talking, except he's a nice dude and hates his dad for good fucking reason. I still dont know what the fuck he is saying sometimes. The fuck is a MonkaS?
seconding this, it's too late for me but maybe I'll get a second chance by raising some decent kids
>didn't watch the finale
my dad is a walking piece of shit though
I do before I turn in for the night. I'll hang around the kitchen while he makes his last cup of coffee for the day. I give him a hug.
I feel sorry for people that have a crappy relationship with their father.
I try to but he's so fucking cynical and miserable all the time
What is a poggers?
I wonder what the parents of titty streamers think.
>dumb idiots giving free money to my ugly make-up bitch girl hehehehehe
>Dad re enters the room
>Dad I told you to GTFO
>Dad what are you doing lmao why are your pants down?
>Haha my dad is probably looking for a magazine so he can go shit for hours like all fucking boo...
>Dad starts choking zoomzoom
>With one hand he takes off the pants of his son
>No dad, Im streaming, you cant do th....
>Dad starts pumping with his boomer 8 inches dick inside the tiny anus
>Blood everywhere
>Haha son, is this a dab? Am I dabbing on you?
>Continues pumping for minutes only stopping to adjust the webcam
>No dad nooooo, no one will ever send money now, my friends at school will laugh at me tomorrow! Dad!
>There is no tomorrow for you son
>He closes his fists slowly, almost tasting the moment and starts punching the zoomer face again and again until he is dead
>He sits at the gaming chair
>Im going to tell you why quake is a good game and they dont make them anymore line they used to
>Farts loudly
>Continues the diatribe
Titty streamers don't have parents, that's why they're streaming instead of in college or graduated with a respectable job.
OK this is epic
why do i have a boner
>lights cigar and proceed explanation
>The fuck is a MonkaS?
it's a pepe emote